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RomanceRe: Guys Get In Here...is This True ? by Splinz(m): 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
Jenny1010:
yes or no?


If "yes"...why those it happen?







just curious undecided
Aunty are you just curious or you need the gunhuh

RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Wristbangle by Splinz(m): 6:34pm On Dec 17, 2016
Wristbangle, HBD...

PoliticsRe: Photos From 74th Birthday Parade For Pres. Buhari Today by Splinz(m): 6:27pm On Dec 17, 2016
So the giraffe too dey follow celebrate birthday on top the recession he createdhuh

Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Rejoices After Killing This Monitor Lizard With His "Bare Hands". PICS by Splinz(m): 6:11pm On Dec 17, 2016
What's the excitement abouthuh I hate all these creepy things!
PoliticsRe: Gambia President Abuses President Buhari, Rejects Him As Mediator - AIT News by Splinz(m): 6:09pm On Dec 17, 2016
Damn it! The haggard man from Daura just can't stop disgracing this country.

RomanceRe: This Life Don Tire Me by Splinz(m): 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2016
My nigga, you should have tell me you need some fun na...

EventsRe: Wedding Cancelled As Bride Refuses To Swear She'll Sleep With No Other Man by Splinz(m): 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2016
You mean she actually refused the oathhuh

EventsRe: Wedding Cancelled As Bride Refuses To Swear She'll Sleep With No Other Man by Splinz(m): 5:50pm On Dec 17, 2016
TrapQueen77:
shocked



May I ask... Is palm wine an alcohol alcoholic drink? shocked undecided
Please come again.

Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Assures Atheists: You Don’t Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by Splinz(m): 3:58pm On Dec 17, 2016
That one deluded man called "pope" decides to speak his own mind doesn't mean he speaks the mind of God.

This is his opinion and will remain so.
RomanceRe: Ladies, This Is How To Fight Konji by Splinz(m): 3:43pm On Dec 17, 2016
sinaj:
I so much miss this man cry
Oh don't even start with that tears... Guess we all missed him.
RomanceRe: How To Love And What To Love by Splinz(m): 3:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
Relax bro. If you've done all you can think of and she's not impress, just let her be. You wouldn't kill yourself na... Haba.
RomanceRe: "Queen Of Hairs" Posted Dis!!! See Epic Replies by Splinz(m): 12:37pm On Dec 17, 2016
What a disgusting sight.

RomanceRe: Why Every Man Must Bend A Kneel To Propose. by Splinz(m): 12:30pm On Dec 17, 2016
Talk2Bella:
I know u know its the right thing to do
Certainly makes you guys feel on top of the world, isn't ithuh
RomanceRe: Why Every Man Must Bend A Kneel To Propose. by Splinz(m): 12:26pm On Dec 17, 2016
Hmm. The only reason why I'd kneel to propose is simply because I don't want to hurt her fragile ego.
RomanceRe: How Do I Move On? by Splinz(m): 12:12pm On Dec 17, 2016
Collinskeeper:
Jane and I have been friends for over two years, she calls me her best friend, fast forward to this year, one thing lead to another and we got intimate! That was when everything changed, we confessed our feelings for each other. I had to let go of all my side chick's willing to give everything for this to work, everything was perfect no dull moment we could gist for five hours and more fv*ked like crazy, I was in heaven! She became an important part of my life, About few weeks ago I noticed some changes in her she always hiding her phone from me no calls no text I tried to reach out but she was always on defensive, always looking for a fight, I have apologize over and over again, this is a girl that would always hug me In public! Now she's gone cold hearted towards me! I hardly even eat am always having mode swings! The pain in my heart is just too much, the worst kind of pain is emotional pain! I just want to forget about her and move on! Am not giving my heart to any lady ever again! The problem now is how do I move on??
Apparently, you were not in heaven. Move on with your life.
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 11:56am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
***Presses Pause***

Abeg make this movie more interesting na before you carry Bible go rehearsal for church or evangelism tongue tongue grin grin grin

***Presses Play***
cheesy cheesy cheesy... If only that will cure your mumuism... tongue
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 11:44am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
***Presses Pause***

Hmmm. I can't believe that this guy is this fake.
Tufiakwa!
You go to church on Sunday and you're like this on Nairaland? huh undecided

I have always distanced myself from all these preachy people because of how fake their lives are.

Me wey no dey go church can't cuss the way you guys do o. angry

This movie is making more sense now mehn. At least the whole world can now see my point about all these preachy fellas on social media.

I don't hate God one bit, but I hate the hypocrisy of all these preachy folks everywhere.
I think atheist have more hope than most preachy fellas on social media these days.

Tufiakwa mehn!

Make I see how the movie wanna end mehn cool cool

***Presses Play***
Preach on... Go ahead, write more epistles... I tell you, you need more of that emotional weeping...

Kikiki...
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 10:54am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
*** Presses Pause***

No be this one wey dey preach for us here.
Lolzzz grin grin grin

https://www.nairaland.com/3487512/should-christian-judge-others

Holy man abeg hit more mehn. This suya man no gree give me free chops.

Abeg make it hotter mehn because tomorrow you need to lift up "holy hands" and sing Christmas songs mehn grin grin grin

***Presses Play***
Go ahead and dig more out. Who knows... you may end up picking some sense since you're devoid of any.

Lmao...
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 10:37am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
***Presses pause***

Bros you can do better than that na. You're becoming boring mehn.

My suya remain only a few chops mehnembarassed

C'mon up ya game. You think you're my clown for nothing. Abeg that's your purpose in life mehn. Dig deeper baby!

***Presses Play***
Kikiki... Cursed slowpoke.
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 10:00am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
***Presses Pause***

What's up man?

How are you doing? grin grin

Make this movie more interesting mehn. You know today is Saturday and you're my clown for the day.

Abeg up the action na. My suya don almost finish mehn. I don't wanna buy more mehn.

***Presses Play***
Lol... Ironically, your mumuism is simply astonishing.
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 9:37am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
Lolzzz grin grin grin
***Presses Pause***
When I say church people are usually the worst some people think it is a joke. This guy is an example mehn. grin grin grin

Me wey no dey go church no dey even cuss the way you do mehn. See blank cussing from a church goer angry cry

***Buys more suya***
Aboki add #500 suya here mehn. I go pay when my ticket click. My nigga! grin grin grin
Thanks man!
We go talk later, I need to finish this movie mehn.

***Sips Maltina***
***Presses play***
Kikiki... Seems the only thing you know is "mehn"huh
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m):
CorGier:
You no idea what monogamous men with wives like that of the Pastor's go through so stop talking out your āss.
Let's see how good you "simply cope" with the situation for "as long as it lasts" when your own wife becomes oblivious to your own sexual needs.

Those days our grandma's barely go a year without having a child in or on them but that didn't stop them from going to the farm, trade, cook and still carter for the needs of their husbands. Then some idīotic modern day housewife with all the time in the world is here using tiredness and child spacing as excuse.
What ever happened to family planning?

6+ fūcking months.
Must you stoop to a slowpoke level to pass your own messagehuh
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 9:25am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
***Watching the Fool's Paradise on Nairaland***
Lolzzz grin grin grin
This movie go make sense I swear!
Bro abeg make it more interesting.
***presses pause*** ***Buys suya and pap*** ***presses play*** ***"chillaxes" on my sofa***
Unrepentant mumu. SMH
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 8:55am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
Continue living in a Fool's Paradise na. A kid is better than a fool at 40 mehn. At least the kid can still have but the fool at 40 is a fool forever mehn tongue tongue tongue

Sorry bro, there is still hope for a light at the end of the tunnel grin grin grin
Will you stop drooling in fooleryhuh

You're not just a kid but a pitiable slowpoke too.
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 8:44am On Dec 17, 2016
ikp120:
What is this one saying?
Can't they have sex in protected mode? Sex is also for pleasure not just for baby making.
Spiritual men indeed! When did they update the Bible to include that? huh undecided See how people are complicating their lives.
Abeg the man should bone the lady jare until she get the message
I don't like it when kids quote me.
RomanceRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex, What Should He Do? by Splinz(m): 8:10am On Dec 17, 2016
Tell your friend to simply cope with the situation for as long as it last. Great you said he's a pastor, he'll sure have a truck load of patience, huh?

Child spacing is good. I mean, it gives the family time to adequately cater for the already born children.

But then, conjugal rights must be enjoyed once in a while. Too much sex is not good for spiritual men anyway. So, your friend just have to bear it.
RomanceRe: Please Advise! I Want To Marry A Canadian Woman, But She Doubt My Love For Her by Splinz(m): 7:51am On Dec 17, 2016
Going by the antecedents of our men who often go into relationships with these foreign women for one favor to the other, one can't help but doubt your own motives.

If I were the woman, you'll be the one to visit me in Canada, not me coming to Nig. Lets just see how much of a true lover you are.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Forget South-west In 2019 – Fasehun by Splinz(m): 6:41am On Dec 17, 2016
To the South-West I say: good morning to them.
RomanceRe: Why Do Strippers And Club Girls Keep Sending Me Friend Requests On Facebook? by Splinz(m): 9:13pm On Dec 16, 2016
cheesy cheesy
You're a great role model to them...
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by Splinz(m): 8:47pm On Dec 16, 2016
ireneony:
what is fun without sex angry
Hmm, very good bad girl...

RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by Splinz(m): 8:41pm On Dec 16, 2016
ireneony:
what about c[b]ondoms[/b] grin...
prevention is better than cure
Of all things, shey na only condom you fit recommendhuh

RomanceRe: Ladies, This Is How To Fight Konji by Splinz(m): 8:33pm On Dec 16, 2016
Why the name of Jesushuh

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