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God saved you it was before sharia time. wo! na your thing dem for cut publicly. end of interviews.

anyway debosky is cute. but isnt he taken?

@babyosisi
he said hausa girls are so bad that just telling them you live in lagos is enough to get you some lamancha!

i thought hausa girls arent interested in going abroad. talk less of lagos?  

@neelsel
innate? mind yourself!

yoruba guys dangle the london carrot in front of their yoruba girls. every tribe is guilty of this interview process.

davidylan:
my dear, a man has to take his revenge ke! I lost one chic when i was in yr 3 to a fellow who was going to the US. Of course the unserious chic kept telling me i didnt come on fast enough, imagine the cheek!  
The fellow left and she had her 2 minutes of fame ala "my boyfriend is in yankee"!
When i left, my brother made sure that she knew. when i returned man had to avenge his loss o!  

poor thing! keep taking your revenge. one day revenge will take you.

i swear it was crazy. this guy went round all the female hostels. it was so bad that the whole school knew he was on a mission. we were perched at the window of our room. when we saw him entering another female hostel we would yell "have you found?"  he was crazy retarded!
i wondered what the girls would have done if he had been handsome and rich cos this one looked like one hungry fry.

quit flirting neelsel and debosky.

the interview that i witnessed was more like a fashion parade where girls were asked to twirl around and display their "assets". chests were pushed out to show off boobs to their best advange so were butts. girls were campaigning seriously. there was begging and negotiations for second chances and some were invited for a more personal second interview at an unknown location. i almost died of curiousity to know what would transpire but your guess is as good as mine!

it was a very bizarre day!  

@jduck13
that you? are you 14?

conchics! hehehe! thats a new one. it serves the guys right. thinking they can surface and hold "interviews" anyhow as if they are a bank.  

@acidrop
true love my crusty foot!  
its all about the visa baby.

its true babyosisi
the girls in naija have been taken for a ride for too long. these days they marry guys just to cross to meet their true loves. ive heard of it. its now like one big game for the smartest!!!!!!

cute-ass wetin be this long thing wey you type.? cool down oh!

there's a saying that if you dont water your garden someone else will. since your boyfriend doesnt give you attention and affection (which women thrive on) of course you're gonna look for it elsewhere! your ex might not be the best for you. you might just be enjoying attention from anywhere. think well. have one more talk with your current boyfriend. if he doesnt change then i guess you would have to break up properly first before pursuing your ex.

no one enjoys surgery. thats why its a selfless act! it takes a giver to do this.

@debosky
truly those girls fit thief your passport before you say robinson crusoe. the room where the interview was going on was so packed full of desperate chicks. davidylan eye go clear!

we need someone like you to cure akon. he'll never dry hump in public again.

@davidylan
nay you sabi. oga interviewer. you go tire.

@debosky
hehehehe! he'll pull you from the crowd without your consent. that will be so funny!

cant give my name. im undercover!

@debosky
you can go and wind for akon so he can hump you too. you'll like it!

monshege:
learn to speak slowly (don't rush your words), take a deep breath before you continue.






[s]there is always the old technique of beating it out of the person or using threats---worked for my brother and cousin [/s]

as if!

@davidylan
you can donate while still living and continue to declare the goodness of God!

if her contract is cancelled how will she eat? anyway the ogungbe's are kind of annoying influential. i never watch them on tv. i just want to smash the tv to bits. kenny ogungbe should have stuck to radio. that his head face shape is scary.

of course not all. but a good number (especially those that go back to naija to pose) live in poor conditions)
london is really hard oh. maybe because naija people have taken up all the available opportunities.
i was considering moving to the uk but i have had a change of heart after visiting couple of times.

good men to carry home to mama in london is harder. truly most of them are flying squatters from one council flat to the other. perching about and eating women down. then they have to guts to talk smack about naija girls. ive been to london. they live like roaches. cudnt wait to run back to the united states.

@ ladyb
there's no rule that says a woman should go to her husband's church so dont even go there.

people that do giri-giri like that usually cant deliver.

i refused to attend my man's church. its just one of those churches that would have entailed me turning to a nun and plaiting my hair thread. he knew i wasnt about to do it. he came to mine.

they have to agree b4 marriage or else it can even tear the marriage apart.

@ omo eko
your akon?
anyway you can have him.all of him. all of his humping self.

smart-as-hell