₦airaland Forum

star01:
@topic
i would ve @ least 1 before marrige of max of two, because u might not know what kind of shyt your wife might ve gone through like havin series of abortion,barren so n so like that

some of you guys make no sense. its like a woman asking a guy to go to a lab and check his sperm count to see if its low before she marries him.

and by the way the primary aim of marriage isnt procreation. just so u know.

4 Play:
Make una no dey lie.Many girls wish horrible things to happen to their mum-in-law including death

you've obviously been watching too many nigerian home videos where women can never be depicted in good light and always wish their mother in-laws drop dead.

ThiefOfHearts:
can nosey aunts be included?

omigosh. i havent laughed this hard in a while.

God forbid! why should i wish death on my husband's mother? who are those ladies? my brothers will marry someday. wont want anyone wishing death on my mom. karma is a bitch!

london is not so terrible. ive been there. depends on where you are. some nigerians really have it bad and squat with each other in bad living conditions. your relatives probably have it bad. kpele.

@razorr
a person who goes to that point must have obsessive love for you which isnt good.if the person doesnt trust you its a deal breaker. why are you still together?
its ok if he said it in jest but if he meant it and you actually believe it then you need to sit down and have a long talk.

its quite unfortunate that we have igbo people working their butts off in market places and everywhere else everyday and dishonest people like you make people (both local and international) lump them into one big ball of black clay and give them a bad name. shame on you.

those of you who say tampons are painful obviously have never tried it. hear say!

no.

i drank garri yday. i had almost forgotten how wonderful the experience could be. it was like an out of body experience. so gooooood.  

it would be great to eat soup that 2face made himself. but that his "wife" will behead me after he finishes singing for me oh.

you think born again women are not sexually harrased? wake up. they are attractive too.

babyosisi i was just going to say the same thing. i swear even though i havent told anyone my user name or put up my picture, if anyone that knows me reads anything i post , they can tell. it reeks of my opinions. ha ha .

i suggest you snoop and find out his username. now its a game. for all you know he's in here right now chatting with us. hehehehe!!

we have a culture that forces women to get pregnant to prove they are fertile before marriage. its unfair and stupid. how then can men do a turn around and expect virgins everywhere?

@razorr
you see. he was smart to be anonymous.

why would anyone want to be a size zero?

@poster
what are you? 12?

@dew drop
true. if the bf cant handle the truth too bad.
@razorr
 maybe you do enjoy exposure jare!  

ok. im going to start preparing to visit 2face. i want to taste that soup.

DewDrop:
@spoilt why is that so unbelievable? My BF is a pseudo-Nairalander and knows my screen name.[/center]

this forum is completely anonymous except you tell someone your screen name or put up a pic. ive done neither! not that i have anything to hide sha.

Razorr:
1. He knows about my rendezvous on nairaland.
2. My picture is in my profile.
3. This thread is on the front page.

thats why i have a thing about putting up a picture. blows your cover!

@ razorr
ha! he's now reading nairaland? how did he know your sign on name was razorr?

firstly i want to congratulate you for even having your own business. way to go!
that said, you have to realize that in the hair salon business you have to be able to evolve with the times. by that i mean that i hope you are not focusing all your energy still on washing and setting? (which by the way is so eighties!) you cant give someone's hair all that attention only to be paid peanuts. i think its a waste of time. you should be thinking of the big league not people who still set their hair. (no pun intended)

girls these days are into weaves and braids. so in order to survive hair salons have had to focus less on washing and setting and giving the girls what they want. im essence im saying turn your salon into weave- on central. get a bunch of young girls who can seriously hook up a good weave. buy lots of weave ons and start selling . in no time your salon will be the place to be. and seriously other salons near you will be washing your clients hair for N20 (hehehe  ) after which they'll run back to your salon for the real thing.

im not kidding you. you'll make crazy profit.
thats what my friend did and now her salon is known to be the best place to do your hair in the area and you have to wait hours to get to your turn. good luck.

i think its a blessing. even though they often say that what you dont know wont kill you, i think that truth is better told., however bitter it may be. afterall your whole marriage could be a lie. its better your impostor of a spouse is exposed!

I dont understand why men do that. what is there to hide? if you dont trust your wife you shouldnt have married her!

congrats.

Razorr:
Spoilt, who told you I had an abortion?      

These Nairalanders sef. . .    

DIDNT SAY YOU HAD ONE.  YOUR FIRST POST MENTIONED SOMETHING LIKE THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR MAYBE  FINDING OUT IF YOU HAD AN ABORTION. I JUST THOUGHT I SHD ADDRESS THAT ISSUE. IM NOT SAYING YOU DID HAVE ONE.

RuuDie:
from your responses/questions can be interpreted in 2 ways; under d circumstances we're seein 'em from d suspicious angle 'because (from your writes) u're not just actin like a casual observer with a passin interest in P.I. agencies in naija, but givin this impression of someone in distress over d issue - guess that is why some of d folks here think u've got something 2 hide 'because u're really actin freaked out!

i dont agree with you at all. no matter how innocent you are nobody likes being followed and photographed all day long. a private investigator will trail you, follow you, stalk you. IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY!

i'd do the shares. shares are a good investment. besides you can diversify to reduce risk. as for land once you buy from the wrong source, you don finish be that.
try first bank shares. you wont regret it.

hehehe! he is bluffing!
his private investigators are his family members and friends. they are usually good though!

n.b and nobody can know you had an abortion except you blab or they find the receipt!