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Who said boobs sag unaided? The saggage was probably caused by an overzealous boyfriend who manhandled them. Abi didnt i just stumble on a thread today where a girl was complaining about manhandling?  

You can find a wife at your place of work if you are working all the time. I did!

@ OP
you are not bad looking and you are still young. Why the desperation?

Even if we give the advice , it wont be verbal. More like typed!

what has your search got to do with verbal assistance?

A blow to the back of your head?
Are you sure he's your husband?

Erm, No. My lips are taken. Thanks though for offering.

I'm suprised i havent gone deaf yet.

A woman. That has to be it.

*Yawn*
You havent gone to your bank and you are raising dust here. Or you just want us to know you have 155,000 naira?

I love my mother inlaw. But she still has her husband and a job so why would she want to move in with me?

I just ate 3/4 of a pizza by myself.
so right now, nothing else!

if you just listened in the first place then there would be no need to go insane.

That i can use what i have to get what i want. always.

It amuses me when guys think they are taking advantage of girls.
You have a girl in your face, being about as subtle as a train and telling you exactly what she wants. Why be deluded into thinking you are taking advantage of her?

How many lawyers still wear those stupid wigs.? The court scenes in nollywood just drive me crazy. The yellings , screaming, and overcrowded courtrooms are so fake.

KarmaMod:
spoilt, homely airhostess/airhost is like having homely Hooters waitresses. In other words, it shouldnt happen.  

I know some real sexy big girls. They are all soft and make guys think of just one thing.  

@ 4play
The nigerian police needs to start handing out sun block to its work force. plus some free botox every quarter.

@ TOH
Not feminazi anything oh.  
Im just tired of a beauty job requirement for even the simplest of jobs. soon regular looking women wont be able to feed their families.

I cant get past the rash that naija policemen have on their faces . I think its long hours under the sun. age spots.

KarmaMod:
It's gone down for all the countries jare. British Airways has gone down too then again we all know the stereotype for British features  

Lufthansa too. Gone down hill

It's a shame. The standards have lowered  

so you think that that job should be based on purely good looks?

4 Play:
Madam MOPOL, no wonder you no gree for me. You dey look for famished men in tattered uniform who bark, ''HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!'' to innocent motorists.

Mushy? I only want to love and be loved back.  

Sheez!!! Who put a sensitivity chip in you?  

And oh, naija police will just shout "PARK" !!!  Hold it right there na too much grammar!

There's an old saying where i come from. It says wherever there's a nag, there's definitely a hard of hearing fool. It is so true.