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frankiriri you crack me up.

i cant believe im here.

Its time to stop sleeping with the heifer.

hear they also inhale rat and lizard droppings and other wierd stuff. 
Thats what a broke addict will do. bizzarre!

davidylan:
To be candid, the man is another money-grabbing dictator in religious garb.

easy now.

These local chics have been cursed with ice cream. I swear they have. Its like they can't live without it. 

Expelled for not coming to assembly hall without bible?

Jim Iyke needs to be escorted out of the country. He reminds me of an amphibian.

The nigerian family should take crae of you. do they have kids your age for you to hang out with?

You are probably not Nigerian. yeah?
Anyway do you have hosts? I mean like a nigerian family or friends you'll be staying with? You dont want a random stranger taking you around. What did you really mean about this forum being scam free?  

You will have fun. Nigeria is a peculiar place but with warm people. Food is good too. (at least to my palate!)

So you were just playing and touching and suddenly she started shouting for you to get out? There's something very amusing about hearing one party's version of events. i've had guy friends come to my house after having fallen out with the wife or girlfriend. they arrive upset and in need of 'loving' and reassurance. why they think im the one to provide that, i have no idea. They usually are really gropy and touchy and are oblivious to the fact that you are unresponsive. Could that have been the case?
I'm sorry you married someone you don't know. Real sorry because that one na real bad market.

and oh, there's this old saying in my village. "where ther's a nag, there's a fool. "

If you can't get along, get a divorce.

I hate when they try to fake accents. I hate it.
Because your son went to study abroad for 4 years doesnt automatically means he should come back with a bad accent. many have lived here for donkey years and still sound the same way.

you know davidylan,
Its not that Nigerian men are bad. Its just that theres the group of nigerian men who specialize in preying on these trusting  foreign women. They will do everything in order to get a  green card or to get on their feet in a foreign country.They will take your money, bed you, use you, live with your family, get you with child, go back home, marry someone else and etc , etc. Its just horrible and very unfair. At the end of the day they give the rest a very bad name.  Just about every nigerian knows at least one person who married just for a green card. So its not like anyone is imagining things here. Its so unfair to these women and it makes it really difficult for the nigerian men who have no ulterior motives. Its a bad situation. I am going to liken it to the ongoing 419 situation. 419 is so rampant and is synonymous with nigerians. A real nigerian businessman will have a hard time convincing people he is for real. No one wants to be bitten.

angelloven:
i Have posed to this question to some people at my office and there answer varied
But i want to seek the view if nairalanders.
PLEASE IF YOU ARE OFFERED HUNDRED MILLION US DOLLARS AND NEVER TO SET FOOT IN NIGERIA AGAIN EVEN AT DEATH NOT EVEN FOR ANYTHING, OR NO MONEY BUT LIVE AND TRAVEL, COME BACK TO NIGERIA ANY TIME YOU CHOOSE.
WHICH WOULD YOU CHOSE?
TO NIGERIANS ALONE PLEASE.

Could you please start your own thread? thanks much! 

yemivictor:
Why? Because you're not one anymore!?

Care to tell us when you threw your virginity to the dogs!?

Are you kidding me right now?

Go to a good doctor.

when I drive along the highways and see people emptying their bowels (and i mean emptying! Yuk!) along the sides of the highway eg around ijora.

who says it doesnt work?
runs to check the one under pillow.

that's easy! cut off his 'kini' , put a thread through the eye and tie it firmly around your waist for safekeeping.that way you are sure its not being used.  Do you not have a job, a child/ children  and a life ahead of you to live? you get power! 

God forbid that i leave my vulnerable daughter alone with a full blown man. Spare the sermon cos i dont want to hear it. I am taking no such chances. I know what some male relatives tried to do to me when i was small. .

Let her enjoy her pre-kids beauty sleep. Nothing prepares you for the crying of your baby. You can actually see the tonsils.

God no!
Not another virginity thread! Good grief. This matter has been thrashed, unthrashed, re thrashed and then thrashed all over again. I beg you guys with everything you hold sacred (except your virginity ejo! no pun intended) please let this virginity subject lie. It is so old it creaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant take anymore.

He has to steal, beg or borrow to satisfy moi! I am the queen of the universe!

where do i even start with the downright psychotic psychos that have darkened my doorway?

Those guys are not doing anything for you that you cant do yourself. last i checked, you dont need to pay a penny to get a job.

I could never sleep in seperate rooms from my baby. he's just too cuddly and warm.

Udode:
Let me give you this advice.
Why don't you suggest to get married in nigeria - traditional wedding.

This one is for certain, if he accepts, he is not trying to play a game, because
traditional mariage you only get once!

once ke? which part of naija are you from?

It gets me hopping mad when a man claims a woman traps him with pregnancy. These are the times when men grovel to have sex with you without a condom because they "really want to feel You' (whatever that means!) . Then they turn around and bray that they were trapped. Give me a break. the day you put your unsheathed intromittent organ into a woman's kini is the day that you are ready to be a father. (It does not matter if she says she's on the pill)  END OF DISCUSSION!  

Its 11.39pm. I logged on to nairaland to see what's going on and i see this thread. Its so funny that i'm going to bed to laugh!
militants want to become bank workers? WELL I NEVER!!!

goodnite good people!

@TOH
decided to edit my post. and yeah im much better without a parasite sucking life out of me!

Spoilt almost drowned in lagos floods because i was going to see a dude i was infatuated with. 

I dipped my feet in shitty waters and i swear i swam just to see this dude.  . I fell into a humungus pothole filled with yucky God knows what.