₦airaland Forum

dreeldee:
spoilt are you a virgin too because your name sounds virginia

i am stll intact.

all these guys always complaining about girls being gold diggers sef. people who have never parted with a farthing.

who? you? unplucked? quit playing.

is that what happened to you?

stillwater:
She's pretty and has nice clavicles

Its all about the bones!!

The sister they are keeping has been well 'dug out' .

he doesnt know where the 'passport to heaven" is .

2dye4:
this is definitelty anotha proudly Nigeria product. watched her on chanel o sometime back and i didnt even believe she was nigerian. this girl draws back the memory of sade adu and likes, for real, she's good and xtremely soulful. i finally had to download her album and it was exceptional, am already stuck on it like i was on asa's album. you can check her out on myspace.nayo and let me know what y'all think.

I dont get it when people say they find it hard to believe someone is nigerian? is she too talented or too beautiful or what?

just the thought of a naija nurse aggressively shaving a brotha just makes me want to howl in laughter. how much bush could possibly be there abeg?

RedHotChic:
Sometimes you really do not have an option besides, in todays world, a female doctor can even be worse than a male one. Lesbianism is on the rise.

I have a choice. Im that obstinate chic that will sit in the waiting area till they bring out their female obgyn from wherever they say she went. What business has a random strangerman got peering into my kitty?

send her to me. i will deliver her.

I dont do male doctors. I just dont.
My old obgyn was a banging hot female. she kind of liked examining me. I begin suspect am.

mom ke? i so do not look like his mom. more like his side kick!

na2day?:
@ spoilt

woman, i got the joke, apparently u missed mine

ok oh. i wasnt quite sure if you were joking or not. these days on nairaland person no fit know.

@ spoilt

after viewing your profile and seeing the tomb raider pic, i finally understand your point of view in treating husbands. i for one will start an anti-tomb raiders site to protest the abuse of men.

@ na2day?

The joke eluded you apparently! sorry!

hopefully her husband will see it.

4 Him:
Leilah is every man's dream of a wife. A woman who goes out of her way to please and respect a husband who sometimes doesnt appreciate her. Many in her shoes would long have headed to the law courts filing a divorce.

Hopefully u reap the rewards of your patience.

4him is this you talking about Leilah? Shakes head to clear it. his post is still here. wonders oh!

debosky:


Husband Abuse! I am calling husband services on your abusive ass!

next time he sees me downloading my recipes for his next meal, he'll get ready to chow.

morenike09:
woah!! married life has changed, I see!

they have two choices either eat it or eat it!!! marriage according to spoilt.

Leilah:
as i have said this thread is not about that. i simply want the man to eat.

Pin him down and force feed him. That's what i do to my husband after ive finished cooking and he refuses to eat my food.
After you finish forcefeeding him and you are sure he is full, punch him in the stomach to show him who is boss!

Butterfly moments? Hmmmm.
Ive always been able to hide my crushes well but with my sweetie it was different.
The first day i locked eyes with him i felt not just butterflies but a big bang in my chest. I got hot, hot, hot!
We would talk every night and text away. he's real easy on the eyes and i would get all mushy and tongue tied just being near him. The day he asked me out i hurried home all excited and breathing heavy. I landed jackpot that day. we've been married 2 years and i still feel the say way. Today we are still giggly and playful in public. we still hold hands and grab at each other uncontrollably. hope those butterflies dont die.

If i cant do it to your face , i will not do it at all.

yemivictor:
Are you legitimizing adultery ma'am!?

we meet again.
i guess this is a carry over from the other thread, I'm the one who has several times tried to be a true friend by reporting and recounting what i saw. Lets just say that nothing prepares you for the reaction you get when you finish your story.nothing. I have learnt to mind my damn business.

you sound insecure. Its natural for people to feel uneasy when a language they dont understand is being spoken.
But your husband should relay their discussions to you later after his friend leaves. thats what my husband does. what's there to hide?