₦airaland Forum

lawyerchap:
I don't remember ever seeing Ashanti and Victor showering. Does Big Brother show them in the showers at all? I mean,

if they are not eligible to win the money there is no reason why they should go naked for the viewers pleasure.

lawyerchap:
Ashanti also refuses to join in the household chores.

Seun:
Let's return to the topic, shall we? Thanks!

ayomifull:
Can someone please educate me on how to post a thread here. Like to post one to remind ladies of the importance of cervical smear test. Thanks

lawyerchap:
Please anyone with a job opening should please let me know o. Advertising wants to finish me for my parents.

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!

A foremost Political Party in Nigeria, popularly referred to as “The Ruling Party”, requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, (If fortunate, he may even find himself/hersef the Speaker as the post is currently vacant)a qualified Holygan with the following professional qualifications:

· Educational Qualification is not a must as some current workers are hairdressers, okada riders, vulcanisers, etc (However, First degree in Boxing or Gidigbo will be an added advantage.
· A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques.
· MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experience in corrupt practices.
· Must be ready to shun the voices of the People in allegiance to the Party and Baba's wishes.
· Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage.
. Candidates must have experience on how to tar the ocean.

Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV’s to the Party Secretariat.

NB:
Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference.

Incentives include furniture allowance, strolling allowance, sleeping allowance, fighting allowance, insult allowance, chair-throwing allowance, sallah allowances, house commitee chairman allowance etc.

The selection process will definitely be biased and open to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy. Short listed candidates will be given a course in ‘Political Jargons’ to familiarize them with the language of the tournament. Please note that in this "legislathief" rat-race, you must be a graduate of Advanced Baba-antics Studies from the School of Babaism, a Black Belt holder in kick back, sorry in kick boxing, Black Belts obtained while hawking Dodo-Ikire along Ife-Ibadan Express way is given preference over other Black Belts.

Candidates susceptible to Cardiac Arrest need not apply.

yimiton:
You don't like them noisy shoes?
Wear muffles!

ifyalways:
it just reminded me of a story then when we were kids and still in pry s[b][/b]ch.,about [b]MADAM KOI-KOI.[/b]hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.ladies are ladies.with the koi-koi and all

mumagee:
its a pity this is happening to Ofumama, I suspects that the drinks where laced with something, because I am sure she wouldn't have acted that way.

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juli4real:
It is well.

In the past few days, M-Net has received varied comments and queries about the events of Saturday October 27 on Big Brother Africa II. There have been opposing views and differing opinions from the show's audiences.

In answer to viewer queries regarding the events on Saturday October 27, M-Net would like to advise the following - M-Net is concerned about the rate of alcohol consumption in the Big Brother Africa House so going forward, there will be a reduction in the amount of alcohol sent into the House. In addition, Big Brother has addressed the issue of irresponsible drinking with all the Housemates individually.

However, none of the Housemates has made any complaint regarding any incident that occurred on Saturday. Furthermore none of the Housemates broken any of the House rules by becoming intoxicated. Big Brother Africa is a 24-hour, daily reality show on an age restricted channel and parental control is provided. Furthermore the choice to view is an individual one. Big Brother is based on showing the Housemates' actions whilst in the House for audiences who wish to make informed voting decisions based on Housemate behaviour.

Finally M-Net hopes that fans of the show will continue to use this website to discuss opinions, catch up with the show and interact with one another.

Patricia Etteh, the embattled speaker of the House of Representatives, may be on her way out of office, in disgrace. This afternoon, after much public pressure and the relentless opposition by members, she finally stepped down from the exalted seat of speaker of Nigeria’s lower chamber. Her action finally paved way for the deliberation of the house on the report of the Idoko panel that probed the N628 million renovation contract scandal.

But the drama that followed her stepping down from her seat, may well be a pointer to the fact that the woman may have lost her seat as speaker. Members overwhelmingly endorsed the nomination of a representative from Benue State, Mr. Tenrgu Tsegba, the favourite of the combative opposition, as the temporary speaker to preside over the discussions on the Idoko report. Etteh’s candidate, West Idahosa had few members in his support.

Tsegba scored 255 votes while Idahosa got only 33 votes. The winner was making his inaugural speech as at the time of filing this report.

Earlier today, the president of the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) Abdulkadir Omar, led members and pro-democracy activists to storm the House of Representatives to protest the continued stay of Olubunmi Etteh, as the Speaker.

Thousands of labour activists wearing T-shirts and carrying placards with inscriptions calling on Madam Speaker to resign, stormed the premises of the National Assembly in several mass transit buses, singing and chanting anti-Etteh slogans.

Some of the inscriptions on the placards read: Etteh Must Go; Haba, N628m for renovation; Madam Speaker, you are wicked; Etteh Go; Etteh Resign Now.

The protesting activists barricaded the gates leading to the House of Representatives and forced Madam Speaker and her entourage to enter her office through the entrance behind the complex.

P.M.News gathered that before the Speaker arrived the Assembly Complex, the PDP caucus in the House held a two-hour meeting with the national leadership of the party at the party’s secretariat where the issue of a speaker extempore, to preside over the deliberation of the Idoko Panel report, was discussed.

P.M.News gathered that a consensus to elect a speaker ex-tempore could not be reached at the meeting as the anti-Etteh group (Integrity) insisted that members of the House should be given the opportunity to elect a speaker ex-tempore on the floor of the House.

This was the same issue that led to a deadlock during a meeting between anti- and pro-Etteh groups called by the party leadership yesterday at the PDP secretariat.

Some members of the House were seen at the chambers waiting calmly for the Speaker to arrive for the business of the House to commence before voting started today.

It was observed that members of the opposition against Etteh were upbeat as they kept singing and backslapping one another in the chambers.

A member of the house who spoke with P.M.News on the development, Hon. Olaka Olaogu, pleaded with members to be patient for the speaker to arrive and convene the House.

He appealed to his colleagues to refuse to be provoked, saying the House would follow the best democratic practice in resolving the crisis facing the house.

“Everything that will be done today will be by votes of members. We should avoid rowdiness,” he stated. Meanwhile, while labour activists continued their protest at the gates of the assembly complex, the atmosphere inside the house was calm as legislators await the arrival of Madam Speaker to convene the House.

Although the Speaker had last week agreed to step aside for a chairman pro-tempore to preside over discussion on the report, there were allegations that the PDP might ‘guide’ its lawmakers to appoint a Speaker pro-tempore.

A statement by the chairman of the House Committee on Information, Mr. Dino Melaye, claimed that Etteh’s supporters had consented that a Speaker pro-tempore be ‘appointed.’

Melaye told journalists after a meeting the PDP had with Etteh’s supporters and the Integrity Group (IG) yesterday, that the two camps were directed to present one name each for the post. “Yes, it is true that we have all agreed to that,” he said.

However, the Leader of the IG, Mr. Farouk Lawan, said he was not aware of any such agreement.

“Mock election? I am not aware of that, and I hope people are not trying to make a mockery of our democracy. We must follow our rules and the party is aware of that,” he said.

The PDP chieftains at the meeting included the National chairman (South), Chief Bode George; the National Vice-Chairman (South-West), Chief Yinka Omilani; and the National Publicity Secretary, Chief Imeh Udom.

The PDP was to hold another parley with its lawmakers in the House yesterday but it was called off following what a source called poor attendance.

At least 100 lawmakers were said to have arrived at the party’s secretariat and waited till 4 p.m. for the meeting which was scheduled to begin at 2 p.m.

The legislators protested when the Leader of the House, Mr. Tunde Akogun, informed them that the meeting had been shifted till 9 a.m. today, alleging that the PDP was plotting to force members of the House to elect Speaker pro-tempore outside their chamber.

Before going into the House, Ashanti, one of the moles, talked about having the advantage of being fresh and sharp.

This might have seemed like an advantage but the reality couldn't be further from the truth. The Housemates, who have been there for the past 86 days, may be weary but they are as hard as nails and as sharp as hawks.

Anyone who could be a threat to victory is rapidly sized up. Any weaknesses are pin-pointed and then ruthlessly exploited.

Prize Fighters
During the gym session this morning the two new "˜Housemates' looked sprightly but soft whilst the real housemates eyed them coolly but confidently. It was the difference between a gym-bunny with big biceps who enjoys looking at himself in the mirror, and a hardened prize fighter who's used to being beaten upon.

Richard has spent the whole morning probing and pushing the moles. "Why did you guys get bread?' he asked. "Are you soft, you guys had a washing machine? "

Victor tried to bluff his way out of the situation but Richard was not intimidated.

unit:
Please for every post you send to nairaland please vote three times for homegirl thats the only way we can bring the money home.

Na wah o. This matter is so serious that even Spora refused to come up with a wise crack in his reply.

lawyerchap:
Loopholes, my friends!!! That's what lawyers live for, and we can always find them, trust me.

lawyerchap:
Don't look for that footage on this week's Uncut Show. It will most likely be missing, because Biggie knows all you PVR owners will be ready to record and he could get hit with the Mother of all Lawsuits. If i was homegirl's folks, i would sue Biggie blind.

Tampico:
[sup]**She quietly sneaks out of bed, and looks lovingly at her love still sleeping peacefully on the penthouse bed which they have been extremely careful all these days not to break with their bouts of passion. She quietly packs her things and proceeds to the other room, puts on the blindfold and waits for BB to send his cohorts that will take her back to the diaryroom where she will be reunited with her loved ones(on BBA2 forum) which she has left behind all these days. It's not up to 10mins after putting on the blindfold, before she is gently grabbed and put in what seems like a vehicle and zoomed away. After a while, she's directed to sit down and await further instructions**
"TAMPICO,THIS IS BIG BROTHER You MAY NOW REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD",BB's voice booms around the highly soundproofed room.

Tforever

oluwanisol:
No ve not met Spora?

Tampico:
Maybe i should take ure example, n swamp myself with work too. That should keep me out of trouble(which sometimes i can't resist). After today, u mite not see much of me too.

jejelolatu:
GIRLS LOVE SINCERE MEN.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tampico:
@SPORA
Be a man, if u say ure falling for me, say it, n let the consequences be damned[sub][/sub]
Makin can take it!