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Family / Re: Just Lost My Dad by Springz(f): 9:05pm On Oct 18, 2015
Accept my condolences.
Business / Re: Important Info On Bvn Registration!!!! by Springz(f): 3:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
Na so.
Celebrities / Re: Could She Be The Most Beautiful Nigerian Actress? by Springz(f): 9:46am On Oct 17, 2015
babafirst:
Loool,but who cares,both of them not even as beautiful as the 'Diezanni eye' type babe I saw in your profile.
Lol, thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Could She Be The Most Beautiful Nigerian Actress? by Springz(f): 7:04am On Oct 17, 2015
babafirst:
Is she as beautiful as Omo-Sexzyyy?
She is more beautiful.

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Celebrities / Re: My Hip Is My Greatest Asset —ebube Nwagbo by Springz(f): 5:01pm On Oct 11, 2015
mzpositive:
She's not that hippy
She didn't say she was hippy just that her hip is her greatest asset.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Asaba After The Rain by Springz(f): 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2015
Dindondin:
Is this how how the whole if Asaba look like?
Last Bullet:
This propaganda has failed on arrival!
How has it failed? More than eighty percent of asaba looks like these and others worse, is it because he just uploaded Dla, there are worse places.
Science/Technology / Re: Extreme Weather Conditions: 19 Coldest And Hottest Inhabited Places On Earth. by Springz(f): 6:44pm On Oct 03, 2015
This is insightful, good work Op.

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Politics / Re: Man Spent 20 Years On Death Row For Murder Of A Man Who Was Alive by Springz(f): 6:51am On Oct 02, 2015
Being framed for what you did not do is soooo painful. The wasted years.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Springz(f): 8:18pm On Oct 01, 2015
Home
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Replies Nigerian Police, Says "Feel Free To Show Off" (Photo) by Springz(f): 8:39am On Oct 01, 2015
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Romance / Re: . by Springz(f): 6:16am On Sep 29, 2015
sweetorgasms:
wetin happen to my story
Ask me again.
Romance / Re: . by Springz(f): 9:01pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nawa for your story o
Politics / Re: Flood Alert : Governor’s Aide Visit Delta Communities, Warns Residents by Springz(f): 8:58pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nawa o
Romance / Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by Springz(f): 8:23pm On Sep 27, 2015
tommychow:
If you're thrusting and she's "cumming" and you wanna be sure, pull out and watch her well for a while. If she's still unaware of your actions and still acting like she's having convulsion, she's on cloud nine. If she looks at you with her normal face and says something like "are you done?" "why did you stop?" or "is someone knocking?"...MY GUY YOU NO TRY AT ALL!

My advice is not to try and find out because stats shows women fake it most of the time, and I mean MOST. Very sad. Just enjoy the intimacy.
This is so true.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: See The Hottest Black Guy A Lady Can Do Anything To Have ! by Springz(f): 9:07am On Sep 24, 2015
Abeg the guy is fine.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Vs Cool FM OAP Destiny Amaka: Who Wore It Better? by Springz(f): 8:57am On Sep 24, 2015
janefrancisca:
And what is the fact...that mothers are free to expose their bodies in the name of dressing because it is their body..na wa o? So for example If u see your mom dressed in bum shorts and tummy revealing top (don't take it personal) ...u brand it okay and fact??. Different upbringing i guess.
Lol I should be telling you not to take it personal, your write up says a lot. And I see you have answered your own question in your last sentence.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Vs Cool FM OAP Destiny Amaka: Who Wore It Better? by Springz(f): 7:44pm On Sep 23, 2015
janefrancisca:
I never said so, you are the one inferring that. But what i know is No DECENT MOTHER will open up her navel, tummy or body for the world to see.
Well going by your post, that is what YOU know. So it is not a fact just your opinion.
Politics / Re: FG Declares Thursday, Friday Sallah Holidays by Springz(f): 8:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
Time to relax.

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Romance / Re: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by Springz(f): 8:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
FriedPlantain:
You do know " no offeinse" is a popular phrase used by a popular troll on nairaland, right? undecided I only used it to mock the guy.
Okay.
Romance / Re: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by Springz(f): 7:55am On Sep 21, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Haha, now we are getting somewhere. cheesy At least, what you wrote up here is way more comprehensible than the gibberish you wrote earlier. By the way, it is 'advise him' and not' advice him' and 'shut the _fuck up' not 'shut the_fuck off'. (no offeinse) grin grin
Dude, it's offense in American English or offence in British English.
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Linda Ikeji's 35th Birthday Party by Springz(f): 11:28am On Sep 20, 2015
pcguru1:
Left to me there are a lot haters on NL, sadly I'm amazed how people are quick to throw the " no husband".
No be today na, Nl is the home of hatred.
Politics / Re: Do You Think Ben Murray-bruce Is Right? (snapshot) by Springz(f): 8:30am On Sep 18, 2015
All I want is for Buhari and Okowa to start working, not all this one million days rubbish.
Family / Re: Sending Your Children To Boarding Schools More Dangerous Than You Can Imagine. by Springz(f): 2:18pm On Sep 15, 2015
ooliver:

I went to a boarding school and my kids are going to one.....if it didn't teach you independence, confidence, perseverance and the ability to try to live in peace with all men..then you wasted those years

My school played a big role in making me the person i have become today....all those vices discussed can be found in both day and boarding schools....

Unless you are truly ready to ensure you are there for the kids 247..stop deceiving yourself.....you will still run off to work..get home late...go to parties...live your own life....so leaving your kids with nannies,househelps or some relative while you are at work is your safer option i guess...think again....

Do a proper investigation of the school first...then decide....

more importantly...what foundation have you given your child...the beginning is very important..train up your child when he is young...he surely wont depart
Celebrities / Re: See What Don Jazzy Posted On Instagram by Springz(f): 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2015
This guy sha very funny.
Romance / Re: How To Stroke Your Man’s Ego When He’s Feeling Down by Springz(f): 1:02pm On Sep 15, 2015
See duty
NYSC / Re: 'We Are No Longer Foolish', NYSC Tells Students by Springz(f): 11:57am On Sep 13, 2015
XwhY:

Only two batches are available this year, I guess its because of the election. Batch A started in July '15.
Okies, thanks
NYSC / Re: 'We Are No Longer Foolish', NYSC Tells Students by Springz(f): 7:29am On Sep 13, 2015
I thought batch B were already in their ppa, have they changed the time table or what cos by this time in the past, it's the batch C that should be getting ready for camp.
Phones / Re: How Long Do You Use A Phone Before Getting A New One? by Springz(f): 7:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
Various factors affect the longetivity of my phone.
Romance / Re: Why Is My Life Centered On My Looks!!!!! (photos) by Springz(f): 4:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
Op, I think you should be more concerned about your brother......... Eww.
Food / Re: A Big Snake Killed In My Compound Today (PIX) by Springz(f): 3:48pm On Sep 07, 2015
VeeBabs:
This is an adult Rock Python, Africa's largest snake and one of the six largest snake species in the world (along with the
green anaconda, reticulated python , Burmese python, Indian python , and amethystine python ), specimens may approach or exceed 6 m (20 ft).

Like all boas, they are not venomous. They kill their prey by constriction. However, contrary to popular belief, their killing mechanism is not by "tight squeezing until it dies".

Actually, what they do is wrap their long, muscular bodies around the prey (e.g. a dog, goat, antelope or YOU) and each time the animal exhales, the snake would tighten the noose a little more, further reducing the animal's thoracic (chest) volume available for another breath intake.

The animal then finds it progressively harder and harder to take in a full breath, as breathing gets shorter and shallower.

The python keeps doing this until the animal can no longer breath in. Death occurs my asphyxiation (lack of oxygen) and not by crushing force, as people widely believe.

What this means is that, you could survive a python's hold if you could wear/wrap your chest and ribs with a non-compressible "cage" or something like that, that will keep your chest open enough for breath intake.

Now, some animals can pretend to be dead, and stop breathing, so if the python lets go of its grip at this point, the animal would quickly run away. Therefore, pythons don't just wait until the animal can no longer breathe. They have the ability to sense the pulse (heart beat) of the prey, helping them better determine time of death, so as to let go and begin the swallowing process.

This "heart check" technique has been reportedly used by pythons against some crocodiles (who can hold their breaths very well).

So if a python is holding you (yes, I mean YOU) and you pretend to stop breathing (thinking you're smart), you would be fooling yourself. So long as your precious heart is still beating under its curled, sensitive grip, the snake's body, acting like a very long doctor's stethoscope, is telling it in real time that this stupid dude (you) is still alive.

It won't let go. Until you do.

But this is "just" a Rock Python. Pray that you don't ever encounter the Reticulated Python (longest snake on earth). You would probably die of FEAR before it even finishes wrapping you up like an Easter gift, or like Mega Plaza shawarma!

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Rock python photos below... Note the yellowish back and whitish belly, similar to the photos the OP originally posted.
Wtf, educative post though.
Food / Re: A Big Snake Killed In My Compound Today (PIX) by Springz(f): 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2015
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Politics / Re: Simon Lalong: I Have Not Received Any Salary As Governor by Springz(f): 3:24pm On Sep 07, 2015
And so? How about the people that have not received theirs in more than 300 days.

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