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Good for you, a gentleman never leaves home without his wallet

Enjoyed Joke one, Joke two: felt pity for the man.

Source please?
Hope you did not copy those pictures from a Porn site or movie.

Grammartarian vs Grammartarian (if there is any word like that).
I just pity the children and wives of these men.

If you love her, stand by her in her trying moments before telling her how you feel. As for the 6years wasted, not all relationships end in marriage but a guys who double dates should not be taken serious as to put in 6years. Its a lesson for ladies, if your guy double dates, please kindly forget her.

Poster, please change the subject to read: " Help! i am madly in LUST with my wife's best friend".
I don't really think you are in love, like jennykadry said, what you love is her body. You better start praying for yourself because that is the beginning of a broken home.

Noted.

How i wish i could meet one of them and collect as much as 10 key holders and then share them to this fulani herds men. Hope they can track the cows.

Kx:
Obama address americans and issues thru CNN,
David Cameron addresses britons using BBC
Using those media, viewers can feel the pulse of their leaders thru their tone and body language.

Jonathan addresses Nigerians using FACEBOOK, a non nigeria media, devoid of tone and body language.
Are we running a e-government?

Though i like GJ, i would support this poster's comment. I remember how we usually wake up very early just to listen to IBB's independence day speech and that of Abacha. I really think an aid is just performing his official assignment. (S.A. on facebook matters and other improper media)

It's a global disease. Same thing happens world wide. It's just that we Nigerians like publicizing our bad side.

Good guys carry last. But don't change to a bad guy, u can't transform back to a good guy once you go bad.

Yes. Must they become intimate?

Go and do a proper test.

Fall? I don't fall in love, i just love somebody differently. fall ke, stand ni.

Take Gelusil 2 tablets, three times daily for one week.

Please, always go to toilet in the morning before you leave your house so that you will stop embarrassing yourself.

Yes but it defers from woman to woman. Your best bet is to use a condom or contraceptive but contraceptive won't prevent HIV/AIDS and STI's.

Poster, your topic is good but please rename it to be "Top 10 Skilled well paid occupations in Nigeria.

Now, let me see.

(1) Politics
(2) Oil Companies
(3) Bank Executives
(4) EFCC
(5) Police



Guys, help the guy out

Senators, House of Reps members, House of Assembly members and Councillors have used their position to loot. By putting it in the budget, even EFCC cannot query its use.

I said it that corruption is in our constitution only that it is not spelt out boldly for all to see.

Deen4me:
For every reader of this piece, there are two things involved:

you are either a *man *or a *woman*.

If you are a woman, you are lucky; but if you are a man, there are two things involved:

you are either a civilian or a soldier/military person.

If you are a civilian, you are lucky; but if you are a soldier,there are two things involved:

you either operate in the office or you operate on the battlefield.

If you operate in the office, you are lucky; but if you operate on the battlefield, there are two things involved:

you either kill enemies or get killed.

If you kill enemies, you are lucky; but if you get killed, there are two things involved:

your corpse is either carried home for a decent burial or you are abandoned on the spot.

If you are carried home for a decent burial, you are lucky; but if you are abandoned on the spot, there are two things involved:

you either get ‘cleaned up’ by wild animals or you decompose.

If you get quickly ‘cleaned up’ by wild animals, you are still lucky; but if you decompose, there are two things involved:

you either serve as manure for plants or you serve as nutrients for trees.

If you become manure for plants, you are lucky; but if you end up as nutrients for trees,there are two things involved:

the tree you have become is either used as fuel or is used for production.

If you are used as fuel, you are lucky still but if you are used for production,there are two things involved:

you are either used for furniture making or for paper.

If you are used for furniture, you are lucky; but if you end up as paper, there are two things involved:

the paper is either used to produce books or is used to produce tissue paper.

If you are used to produce books, you are lucky; but if you are used for tissue paper,there are two things involved:

you are either going to be used by a man or used by a woman.

If you eventually end up in the hands of a *man, *you are lucky; but if you end up in the hands of a *woman*, ah, there are many things involved!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=486789.msg6463084#msg6463084 date=1280301498]@ Joke

If you posted this joke there are two things involved
You are either drunk or a retard.
If you are drunk you are lucky, if you are a retard there are two things involved
You are either confined to a mental home or let loose on the streets
If you are confined you are lucky, if you are on the streets there are two things involved
You are either living in a dumpster or hit by a car
If you live in a dumpster you are lucky, if you get hit by a car there are two things involved,
You either end up with broken bones or die
If you end up with broken bones you are lucky, if you die, we are lucky.[/quote]Minds that think alike.
Great composition

Guns

Poster, nice comparison but Guns Abeg try use something common like beer.

I think your wife lack trust in you and i really pity you if your wife can act in such a manner in your absence, i better keep and train a life lion in my house than live with such a woman.

Secondly, do you and your wife know God because i think what both of you need counselling. As for the girl, it is only when you have the thought of sleeping with her that you will notice her. You better go and make amends and apologize on behalf of your insecure wife because if it was my daughter she gave that injury, na jail you and she go go.

An old man who has been married for 30years was asked by his 3years old grandson how much it cost to get married. The old man replied, boy, honestly i don't know because up till now, i am still paying for it.