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What type of wedding are you proposing?
What's the size of guest you expect?
Are you doing bachelors eve or after wedding party?
What about traditional wedding? Are you also doing that?

It takes two to tango. Is it your decision to get married because you are financially capable or he wants and has proposed to marry you only that finance is the problem.
You cannot not buy love with money and married should be built on love and nothing more. Hope both of you are in agreement before you act so that you won't hear "i married you because i had no choice and was jobless".

This is for guys only, what about ladies?

So, in your humble opinion, what language would soothe this multi-cultured nation. Even the acceptable three is not enough. WAZOBIA as in Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo does not comprise the whole nation. Come to Niger Delta especially Rivers State, we have many tribes with their own languages.

Poster, English is the only preferred language except you want to divide Nigeria.

My great grand mother is single, do you care? She is a wife material ooh.

I will take condition A, b, c. That's like sending a man to jail.
Well, condition B if i have not tasted the forbidden fruit otherwise condition A goes.
Secondly,  i go with

jay bee:
Condition A if i'm <30
Condition B if i'm >29

Is this a joke or reality?
Yawa don gas be that ooh.

This is just a waste of their precious time. Who set up EFCC in the first place? What about IBB, Abdulsalami Abubakar and all those who have plundered and stolen the wealth of this nation. What about the corrupt Judges especially katsina Alu (Alu in Anambra means Abomination).

This is an interesting topic, i really want to read the responses in this thread.

Not only Fabregas, let me suggest names for you.

1. Sani kaita
2. Lars Lagerback
3. Diego Maradona
4. Mike Tyson
5. Olusegun Obasanjo
6. Wole Soyinka
7. Fela Kuti
8. Ibrahim B. Babangida
9. Turai Yaradua
10. Maurice Iwu


Choose one and you will have born a great child. Rather, just name him NFF or FIFA or CAF.

Ewu Garrison.

ethanson12:
This are the top 10 flop player in world cup:-
10. Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) -- Wrong Inclusion
9. Jonas Gutierrez (Argentina)
8. Nicolas Anelka (France)
7. Otto Rehhagel (Greece)
6. Fabio Cannavaro (Italy)
5. Felipe Melo (Brazil)
4. Nigeria - Wrong inclusion (So Enyeama is a flop?, lie), Rather NFF, Yakubu, Kaita, Lars Lagerback and Goodluck should replace Nigeria.
3. Fernando Torres (Spain)
2. Marcello Lippi (Italy)
1. Wayne Rooney (England)

If countries were included, then France, England and all those who packed those luggages after the first round should be there. Fifa rated Nigeria 27 out of 32. We got what we deserved.

Poster, please help us in making some point, not all of us read threads for the fun of it, we sometimes want to get knowledge. Your thread actually has no meaning and i am highly disappointed.

Stale. This should go in the jokes section.

The situation you are in is the same situation i found myself two years ago. In my own case, she told me she likes me as a friend and would continue in the relationship hoping that the love would grow. She ended up cheating on me and after we broke up, she realized she made a mistake of cheating since she thought in cheating, she would meet someone better than I. At the end of the day, she came running back but it was too late.

Hope you won't regret it if you leave him. Why don't you find a quiet place where both of you can seat and discuss. Tell him the truth, believe me, he will understand. But don't cheat on him otherwise you would have created an enemy of women.

There is this saying that once you have the intention of dating a girl, be ready for embarrassments and insults. But, let not the insults or embarrassment deter you, just go to her and say your mind. The worst she can do is say NO.
Apart from that, nothing more than abuses and insults. At the end, you have gotten her attention and from there, you don't need told what to do.

My priorities are many but i take this slogan in setting my priorities strength.
You can loose money chasing women but you can never loose women chasing money.

This is no joke. Abeg comot here.

olulu:
olodo, am not comparing musicians to comic stars, and saying if the musicians were comic stars, what comic stars will fit dem,

Ewu, Nairaland is not for kids, abeg go read your book before you fail come turn to agbero.

We should differentiate between disappointing players and worst players. Rooney, Torress, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka e.t.c fall under the disappointing players category.
But worst players category: Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Sani Kaita (Nkita) top the list.

Who mentioned "Yakubu"here. When did the goat join the gathering of lions?
@Topic. Congratulations to the players and congratulations to South Africa. At least they have proved to the world that Africans don't live in Caves and on Trees (lol).

olulu:
i find it funny that u asking such question,  u from mars or sumtin
they were all memebers of plantashun boiz, b4 they split.

Don't you think i already know that. It's only a kid that compares comic stars to musicians hence i asked that question.

Where you dey, women don finish? All the doctors don marry?
Hope you will consider a single mother or a widow since you specified Medical Doctor.

Corruption is in our constitution if not why do you think the senators and rep. members fix their salaries and allowances.

Abeg go ffuck Ashewo. Final year wey no fit toast babe. Abi na inside Monastery you dey go school?

Yeyerima.

Retrogression.
Result of age fixing and poor world cup performance.

Nairaland kid section, Part 1.
Poster, Faze, Tuface and Blackface what do they have in common.

Utter rubbish. Match-fixing my foot. So, Nigeria would fix a match to loose 2 out of three. If they term that as match fixing, then they all have egg heads and no brain.

It's a case of giving a dog a bad name to hang it.
Fifa and the rest of the world knows that the name Nigeria sparks negative reactions hence anything negative is always likened to Nigeria. All we have to do is continue to do what is right until they get tired of linking Nigeria to anything negative.