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Simp of the century.
If only you had simped for a decent female like Reese or Serena, it would be a little bit better. But instead you chose a farm tool... tsk tsk tsk

Leave bbn. I want the show, however I would love if they can show the sex scenes without the duvets.

Osatarris:
Just become OBI-dient and YUS-ful to your life by getting your PVC, vote on election day & also protect your vote from BATS or else A ti Ku o!

I can bet my remaining 400 dollars in barter app that you don't have a PVC.
70% of "obidients" do not have PVC.
I'm afraid this election would be won by Tinubu.

Lagos opposition parties shouldn't bother fielding any candidates. It would be better they invest their funds into my silo business. Why? Because Samwolu and Tinubu has hijacked lagos.mm

Hmmm. That BlessingCEO boobs looks digestable. I hope it's natural and not padded
Though her kpekus would be very wide, e sure me diie

I read the book with a seal I got from an antique store when I visited Greece.
I didn't expect it to be real though. I read a paragraph where I called out some words that sounded Aramaic. I felt a sudden gush of wind then nothing happened.
However on the third day after I completed the book, I had a dream where someone who goes by the name of Azezal, gave me a black stone. When I woke, I went to wash my car. Lo and behold, I saw the same black stone on top of my bonnet.
I'm still trying to figure out what to do with the stone. I guess I'll just ditch it.

jesusjnr2020:
If the church was a physical building by now both the Name and Gospel of Jesus would have been history because men would have made it disappear long ago.

But thank God the church is not a physical building but a spiritual one, so the Name and Gospel of Jesus still stands tall above all else.

So all the fire in this world even that in hell cannot burn down the church of Jesus.

"Upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." Matthew 16:18 (KJV)

God bless.

Hell is not real.

If you like donate your life. We need you to retire from super Eagles, so that someone like Dennis can become a full member

Hmmm.
A sister?
Have you guys already do the do? As in, has he tested to confirm?

The best way is to preach with signs and wonders.
People are in dire need of miracles. Imagine going to a crusade ground and not receiving healing, despite the fact that you believed in the power at work.
Why do people filled with faith still battle with ailments and afflictions?
Jesus didn't just preach by good examples, He performed miracles! What is Christianity without the manifestation of the power of God?

Gbest90:


Just pray he doesn't revive his form at Inter.

Cos it will finally make strikers hate Chelsea.

From Falcao to Torres to Morata to Giroud to Higuain and now Lukaku.

What's it with Chelsea and strikers.

I won't say Torres was a flop at Chelsea. Because he helped them win 2 major trophies...UCL and UEL. Money well spent if you ask me

wirinet:
Thank God I hold my own crypto in stable coin (USDT). I have never trusted bitcoin and alt coins.

I hope this was also your stance when BTC hit 40k+ dollars in early 2021 and turned many into millionaires, no?

Smithkafors:
Nice..... After the merger, anything less than president for Peter Obi and vice for kwankwaso will not be accepted. If not everyone go their way.

Due to the amendment on the electoral laws, neither Kwankwaso nor Peter Obi can become a vp of another party, because they have both contested for the presidential seat within same electoral period.

Ournolly:
You mean the shaky hands of Tinubu?

Tinubu is stronger and fitter than Atiku. Those videos and pictures you saw online were heavily doctored.

I see the hands of Tinubu all over this...

Ayusgene111:
EVEN IF U DECIDE TO JOIN THIS CRAP, U WILL HAVE TO BRING IN AND REGISTER PEOPLE WITH UR CODE AT LEAST 500 TO 800 PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO BE ALSO VERY ACTIVE IN BRINGING IN PEOPLE TOO BEFORE U CAN EARN ANY SUBSTAINTIAL COMMISSION FROM THE COMPANY OR EVEN GET TO A REPUTABLE LEVEL OR POSITION...THIS COULD TAKE ALMOST 2 OR 3 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE...U WILL JUST BE WORKING FOR THEM SOURCING FOR PEOPLE TO JOIN AND THEY EARNING COMMISSION WITH YOUR SWEAT... THE DRUGS AND FARM PRODUCE IS A COVER UP

THAT IS WHY U CAN SEE THEM VORACIOUSLY INVADING EVERYWHERE ESPECIALLY INDEED.COM. TO DISGUISE IN EVERY FORM AND DECEIVE PEOPLE ALL IN THE NAME OF JOB OFFERS......I FEEL THIS IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE PUNISHABLE BY LAW.....
LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IS UP...IT IS LEFT TO THEM TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO JOIN UR TEAM OF MLM NETWORK...
THIS DECEIT IS GETTING TOO MUCH AND ITS SPREADING LIKE COVID DISEASES AND WE SEE IT AND KEEP QUIET...

O boy! The indeed invasion was what I couldn't fathom. These guys are extra serious with invasion.
Can you imagine? My younger sister painstakingly completed her profile on indeed and even went as far as answering aptitude test questions. When an interview invite landed, we were all happy. I haven't heard about this ODG company so I encouraged her to go.
However, when she told me the company address...I was weak! Because I knew that the only company that would invite you for an interview along Oba Ogunji axis was GNLD!
ODG, una weldone oo

Ok. We would stop tagging you if you can prove to us that your hymen is still intact!

And what's so special about her thighs?
Mtcheew. Clout chasing vagina people

MansoryMX:
With your pussy on public display for the entire world to see and you were even rubbing your clit in the process as dem smash you. I pity man wey go take you serious because your toto na community tool. Only a simp of a man can match your rotten energy.

Is Kanye West a simp for marrying Kim despite her previous shortcomings and sex tapes?

I will agree to her conditions if and only if she is a varrjjin. And how can I ascertain if she is a varrjjin?
Well, I can do this by actually testing her waters with my testing tool. No, I won't penetrate. But once the tip of my rod touches the foil of her hymen, I would pull out ASAP!

phemmyjohnson:
I don’t understand what’s wrong with pep and Fernandinho.. stop using that guy wtf ..

that pep behaves like a lunatic.
Last UCL finals when he was supposed to play Fernandinho as DMF, he didn't use him. Today he is meant to play real defenders, he is using Fernandinho.
Is this a curse or something?

Waste of funds.
If I had $60M, I would buy Toyota Corolla , Build House in village, Marry Ini Edo....


Then Donate the rest to charity!

SARSCoV2:
Floyd cannot go broke again. He is a mad investor.

He is loud and mad investor. His investment spirit can be compared to likes of Curtis Jackson , Shaquille and Sean Combs.

And when you see men who sink wealth in real estates, they can never go broke, they can only become richer.

Your real estate can depreciate in value due to some circumstances.
Watch the movie: Soccer Mom Madam

Hassanmaye:
You could have become a millionaire also by advertising that same sample on nairaland we have alot of dwafs here who are ready to buy

Well, I'm not an advertiser nor a marketer.
Anyways, when I travel to my hometown for the upcoming holidays, I'll surely check my box and update the thread.

Not a wise decision to sell

Well, as long as your growth plates hasn't yet fused, you could still add a couple of inches until you turn 25!
I had a stunted growth. At the age of 20, I was still 5'3". Then one of my uncles who worked as a scientist in a biotech lab off the coast of Spain, sent me some samples of their growth hormone products, still in testing phases. I can't remember their names now but I would try check my old box.
I took these products and by age 23, I had added 7 more inches. But that was it! I stopped growing at 23.
I'm in my early 30's now and my only regret was not being introduced to that growth formula when I was still in my teens. Perhaps, I could have been a comfortable 6 footer..

Baileydice:
Since I learnt they were gonna play Liverpool after going away to Athletico Madrid, I knew it's all over.

Luckily for them, it was just an FA cup and not the league. City recovering will take a week+ of full rest.

please stop all these hindsight comments. You knew it was all over before the game. I hope you staked well? If not , talk is very cheap.
In the same vein, I also knew CR7 would core a hattrick immediately I saw Norwich lineups.

Nice move, although a belated one.
Russia should also freeze the accounts and businesses of all Western elites in its domains.
Give these western imperialists a dose of their own medicine.

I see Russia become the next world power in a couple of years.

The only reason I would want Tinubu to win presidency is so that I could benefit from contracts. I'm currently dating his niece �

Angelfrost:
Hard fought kini?!!?

Y'all were lucky that Atletico were not very Clinical!

Mehhnn...I watched the last 20 minutes of the game with my heart in my stomach. City should have killed that game earlier.
It is at times like this that I really dislike Ferguson for diverting CR7 away from city. Imagine if he led city attack... *Sighs*

post=111893676:
Damn it.

Our boys really tried in this interesting game.

They really made us proud.

We can't love them less.


Na wa for dis Jorginho sha

yap. Chelsea really impressed tonight.

GLeesMODEL:
*2023: Tien Jack Rich Visits

Both leaders have been strong advocates of good governance and improved living standards for the people.

Tien Jack Rich, the chairman of Belema Oil Ltd who is a ringer of firsts in the Nigerian oil and gas sectors had recently joined politics with an avowed declaration to seek election into the number one office in the country.

Since this decision, the Nigerian media space has been agog with declaration of support from various interest groups and political blocs across geographical zones of the country.

A philanthropist and humanitarian, the Presidential front runner is known for massive empowerment of the people through educational scholarships, employment opportunities, construction of social amenities and other infrastructures.

This visit is also believed to inculcate the spirit of political friendship and the need to avoid politics of bitterness, acrimony and rancour amongst politicians in Nigeria.

AlexReports, is that you?? Cos you are the only one who can convince Jack Grichlish that he stands a chance. Who da fvck is Jack Tien Grealish?