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Sports › Re: Tinubu Will Watch AFCON Final In Ivory Coast, Says CAF President by SQLmastar(m): 4:22pm On Feb 10, 2024
tollyboy5:
The lord told me you're my wife grin
Are you gay?
Why do you want to wife a man?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 6:47pm On Feb 07, 2024
SGANIVA:
Change osimhem na , and change formation let lookman return to his natural wing
Why did the coach change his winning formation from previous matches?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Must Defeat Angola To Honour Samuel Okwaraji's Heroic Sacrifice On Pitch by SQLmastar(m): 12:16pm On Jan 31, 2024
I staked for an Angola win though.

I pray they crush the Super Eagles Pigeons.
Car Talk › Re: 2010 Toyota Corolla For Sale!! by SQLmastar(m): 3:10pm On Jan 25, 2024
this car should have been sold by now., right?
Unless it has some hidden issues.

If no issues, 3.4M?
Autos › Re: Over Sharp Clean 2008 Honda CRV by SQLmastar(m): 10:24pm On Jan 24, 2024
any hidden issues?
Location?
3.3M?
Autos › Re: SOLD Super Clean 2010 Used Honda Crv by SQLmastar(m): 10:18pm On Jan 24, 2024
Any hidden issues? Please confirm from the owner.

3.5M?
Autos › Re: Sold out 4m 2007 Tokunbo Matrix @mushin by SQLmastar(m): 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2024
Is this a Nigerian used?
Used for a month+ in Nigeria?

Can you find a corolla 05-08?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2024
Super Eagles sparrows (they warned me not to call them chickens anymore) won't see the round of 8.
Indomie Lions of Cameroon would eliminate them.

Onana would pick form and keep a clean sheet.
Kolo Ekambi would score 1 goal.
Zambo Aguissa would score another.

Osimhem is to miss one-on-one again.

My Advice: Do not bother with expectations, rather channel your efforts into staking this game. Stake nothing less than 5k/
Romance › Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Ex On Their Wedding by SQLmastar(m): 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2024
Wainey:
Why should I even go to the wedding?
Why wouldn't you go?
Well, that depends on your parting conditions with your ex.
Did you guys fvck or not? If not, then by all means attend, but no gift. If yes, then buy a gift depending on the number of times fvccked.
1 fvck = 1000
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Mozambique : AFCON 2023 (2 - 2) On 14th January 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 7:34pm On Jan 14, 2024
johnjay4u2u:
What a comeback!!!
Football will shock you.

I pity betting crews

When will you stop betting?
It will ruin your life.
Stop believing the stories of those who won millions because it's all part of the trap.
Damnn, I staked Egypt to lead by half-time with 2 goals. I used my 10k fuel money to stake.. lipsrsealed
See my life now!!
How will I go to work tomorrow?
Somebody please lend me 10k to pay 11k by Tuesday. huh
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1 ) On 14th January 2024 by SQLmastar(m): 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2024
angry
Damn Glo Network prevented me from playing this game; EQGuinea to win or draw.
I would have made a profit of 20k.

We go again next game. Nigeria to lose to CIV.
I encourage everyone to borrow money to stake. Super Eagles Chickens are about to make us rich!
Autos › Re: ABUJA CHEAP CARS(within 25m-2.5M)AUTOPHARM-NAIJA...√√Drop Your Orders!!! by SQLmastar(m): 10:56am On Jan 14, 2024
austinceasar:
2008 Honda CR-V
Neatly used
Buy and drive 🚗
Price : 3.2m
Location : Abuja

Interested buyers should call 09038687770 let's seal every deal 2maro before new year comes around. Best of luck
Can you verify if the owners bought these cars as direct toks and hasn't used them in Nigeria for more than a 6months?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gabriel Attal Becomes France's Youngest And First Openly Gay Prime Minister by SQLmastar(m): 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2024
xband:
From the first image you can see how the France President is squeezing his face and the Education Minister, GAYbriel Attal is looking at him like he wants to .......
He wants to what? Assasinate him?
Romance › Re: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by SQLmastar(m): 9:25am On Jan 05, 2024
The first of rule of Relationship is TRUST.
Why would you browse her phone chats? Those are private data and totally unacceptable.

She is probably a pretty a lady, therefore there is every tendency she would receive constant wooing from the male folks.

Chats, screenshots, etc. are not a proof of her infidelity.
The only proof of infidelity in a relationship is if you catch her "red-handed" in the act.
Romance › Re: Lady Weds Her Physically Challenged Lover In Akwa Ibom by SQLmastar(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2023
How will they fvck?

@seun what da f**ck is "Bleep"? I tried writing ffuck and you changed it to "Bleep"

These two words are not the same angry
Sports › Re: CAF Congratulates Victor Osimhen In Yoruba by SQLmastar(m): 5:45am On Dec 12, 2023
Yoruba is the de facto official language of Nigeria. Spoken by 65.66% of the population. It should become adopted as the 2nd official language.

Other languages spoken in Nigeria are irrelevant. They should be jettisoned.
Family › Re: Surehome Marriage Seminar Question & Answer Session by SQLmastar(m): 5:40pm On Nov 26, 2023
Surehomes...
I hope they paid for this advert. Things are tough in this economy and Seun isn't running a charity company. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 9:03pm On Nov 25, 2023
pek:
If Arsenal is serious about winning the title, this is the kind of stubborn game they need to win.
What next sir?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by SQLmastar(m): 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2023
modernWays:
This season so far, aside Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool, the rest of the premier league teams are almost at the same level. Anyone can beat anybody.
Wrong!
Any team can get beaten.
Romance › Re: What Do Women Think When They Do This by SQLmastar(m): 10:53am On Nov 25, 2023
cheesy
Food › Re: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by SQLmastar(m): 4:13pm On Nov 23, 2023
I can cook hard data, no matter the source, location or infrastructure. I can transform data into state-of-the art insights to drive business growth!

However if you are referring to the entity that enters the human mouth, I can cook German Stew, Caribbean salad, as well as indomie and hot water. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Hosts Trans-Women & Eats Lunch With Them At The Vatican (Photos) by SQLmastar(m): 5:21pm On Nov 22, 2023
The Pope's decision to eat with transgender women is a compassionate and inclusive act that reflects the Church's teachings on love and acceptance. There is no scientific evidence to suggest that transgender people are different from other people in any way other than their gender identity. In fact, many transgender people were born with a gender identity that does not match the sex they were assigned at birth. These individuals often experience significant emotional and social challenges as they navigate their gender identity. The Pope's act of kindness and understanding sends a powerful message of hope and acceptance to transgender people around the world.

For what its worth, I know a trans woman who was born with a penis. Medical tests also showed she has ovaries. However after much stigma, she choose to identify as a man. grin
Phones › Re: See The "iPhone 14 Pro Max" A Nigerian Man Bought ₦44,000 by SQLmastar(m): 1:20pm On Oct 02, 2023
i14 is not the same as iphone 14.
This is not scam.

The buyer is stwpid
Politics › Re: Tinubu CSU Certificate: Time For All Nigerians To Speak Up" - Deacon Afolabi by SQLmastar(m): 2:07pm On Sep 26, 2023
Atiku has no grounds to demand BAT records. They are personal to him and should be treated as classified records.
Let CSU publish "only" the certificate. That alone is enough to prove Atiku's forgery case.

BAT is destined to rule Nigeria and no being, spiritual or physical can remove him from that seat.
Towards the ends of BAT 8 years tenure, he should change the constitution to allow a third term.

BAT is a unifier
BAT is an economical strategist
BAT is a first class accountant
BAT would restore Nigeria top spot is Africa!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zambia: Police Bars Ex-president Lungu From "Political Jogging" by SQLmastar(m): 3:42pm On Sep 25, 2023
Can a certain certificate and Identity thief jog for at least 5 minutes?

The answer is what you know as the truth.
Family › Re: How's Your Relationship With Your Parent by SQLmastar(m): 2:01pm On Sep 22, 2023
very good.
Me dad teaches me how to put it in and out of a woman.
Crime › Re: Labourer Beheads Farmer In Ondo After Taking Meth by SQLmastar(m): 10:38am On Sep 15, 2023
Sunday Clement is definitely an SouthYeastern IPOB miscreant.
How do I know this? The name Clement is an ibo dominated name. grin
Islam › Re: Moment Phones Were Left Behind In A Mosque During Worship (Video) by SQLmastar(m): 2:12pm On Sep 02, 2023
BoldBrainz:
Very common sight in mosques.

Try it in any church and you'll be sorry for yourself.
Funny you.
Although I'm an Atheist, but the last two occasions I attended a church service (because of a damsel), items were stolen in the churches. And guess who the culprits were?... You guessed right, teenage almajiri Muslim headslammerss.
Family › Re: Why Do Marriage Of Uneducated Couples Last Longer Than The Educated Ones? by SQLmastar(m): 2:01pm On Sep 02, 2023
Xscape1993:
If you look at the rate of failed marriages in our society today, you will know that education has nothing to with successful marriages, but good morals do.
Education gives the women an epiphany of good and evil. And trust me, evil is more pleasing on the eyes than good. Therefore education is one of the ingredients to stir up a broken marriage.
On the other hand, take a look at the northerners, whose women only know about food and making babies. They rarely leave marriages.
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Take Pictures With Peter Obi At Senator Barau Son's Wedding by SQLmastar(m): 2:42pm On Aug 19, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Who no like better thing?

Tinubu will pick Peter Obi's call while putting Shettima's call on hold
Guy grin grin

How do you reason these stuff?? What is your source of inspiration? grin

Funny asf

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