₦airaland Forum

Lol. This guy's won use weed dey power gas.

Oboy, for iniside this Corona period, wey hunger full everywhere, naim u wake up this early morning, begin talk about pennis matter.
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Weytin dey worry u ?
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so now that you have told us that your dick is usually small like baby's own when it's flaccid, what do u expect us to do ?.
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Should we come and start posting how our own is so that you will know that you are not alone ? ..
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Oga, u go learn how to dey motivate yourself by yourself o. .
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No allow low self-esteem destroy your life, u are too young.

mustaphatg:
i changed the site link and added bootstrap
http://osunzone.epizy.com
or the link below
http://osunzone.tk

Bros, if you ask me to rate your work on a scale of 100, I will rate it 110/100.

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I didn't see any error in it.

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Try and let your local government chairman to see it. If you're lucky, Government may approve the site as the official forum for the state.

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indeed, You have done a great Job. God bless you.

Akhigbeblog:
Someone upload this(below) and nobody answered him lol , I just want to know your take on this . that's why I had to repost it again

I thought I was the only one having the problem. That was why I posted it o.
Thanks bro for reposting.

seanwilliam:
The truth is no be everybody go make am

You follow for those wey no go make am ?

Olabode971:
I was having a discussion about His Father last week with my mum.. ND at the same time I was thinking about this guy. because have watched him on YouTube explaining some things about his Dad and his name; how people pronounced it.

Whenever I think or discuss deeply about people or event; in a short while the people seems to resurfaced again or I come in direct contact with them.... I don't know what is happening to me ooh.. Its looking weird. This ain't the 10th time sef.

Abeg; who I be nau... #LookingDown

Can sm1 help me out

Congrats bro, you're qualified to be a Nigerian pastor.
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you have the ability to see vision.
all u need is to develop it.
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I wish u success potential Daddy G.O

stanliwise:
Then front end.
Your path as a front end dev is clear. Start creating front end work and start learning front end frameworks. The part of intelligence you speak is quite weird to me. For now pick a good book on any front end framework and learn.

Thanks boss

Aso Rock,Abuja Nigeria should be number 1
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That's where some group of individuals come together for the purpose of deceiving about 200million people.
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in that city, they steal people's future, destiny and lives. They destroy the futures of more than 100 million youths by denying them employment.
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in that same city, money meant for paying salaries of security personnel are stolen by few. while the security personnel are being slaughtered by some crazy set of people...

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Op, that city is d worst city in d world.

...next time, remember to make it your number 1 when u are writing such posts.

englishmart:
Firstly, your grammar is flawed. It should be "were" in place of are. 2ndly, there's nothing to describe there as it's clear and self explanatory.

you complain too much.

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stanliwise:
Let start from here!
What is your bearing. Front end or back end?

My ambition is to be a front end developer.

stanliwise:
Put yourself on track by pick one small project and build everything completely. You just need the basic like variables, functions, arrays, loop. That’s all, your true experience comes from using them to make something. You can start by building a small calendar app that can schedule events. Don’t aim for perfection

Thanks boss. I have built some projects like..

1.Calculator..

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2. Modal Login .
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3. Digital Clock.
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4.using button to switch off and on a bulb.
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5. Using Math.Random() to change background color.

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my next step is animation. But I'm sad cos i don't know how to conceive a project idea in my mind.
And also how to get the patience and intelligence of a programmer.

Please, if you are JavaScript expert, I need your help in the following areas.
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1. Teach me how to think like a programmer.
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I have read so many articles but I'm yet to start thinking like a programmer.
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I want to develop the kind of mindset that programmers have...
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and how I can be able to create ideas in my mind and turn them to projects.
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2. what are the basic things I need to learn in JavaScript before I can be a complete beginner. ..
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3. Please tell me few things about the for in and for of loops.
I'm getting confused.

Please, if you are JavaScript expert, I need your help in the following areas.

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1. Teach me how to think like a programmer.
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I have read so many articles but I'm yet to start thinking like a programmer.
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I want to develop the kind of mindset that programmers have...
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and how I can be able to create ideas in my mind and turn them to projects.

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2. what are the basic things I need to learn in JavaScript before I can be a complete beginner. ..

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3. Please tell me few things about the for in and for of loops.

I'm getting confused.

thanks for this story. Its giving me hope.
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I'm currently using this pandemic holiday to study JavaScript.
And to say the truth, sometimes, I feel like I understand what I'm doing..
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later on, I feel like I'm just being foolishly impatient. like I'm rushing things...

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right now, I'm studying loops and the for/in and for/of loops are becoming so confusing to me...
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but I won't give up.
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Please continue your story sir. thanks.

micfoley:
u no longer work in a bar abi? KONTUNU

Dem don sack am.

Ebonyyy7:
m actualy an english teacher in a private school pls ive been home now for 3months without salary i pray God will touch your heart to reach out to me as u read this .You may be the one ro save me from this pressure of doing the greatest error of my life pls help Wit any amount : fidelity Bank 6018932606 thanks sir/ma

I checked your profile, I saw a post where you said that you just got a job as a bar man and u dey see plenty naked girls.

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just here now, u dey beg say u be teacher, make Dem help u.
guy, why u dey fuckup like this na ?

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lie go kill you

u want to marry ur elder sister ?

seriously, I think she is very much older than you.

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try and look for someone you're older than.

Ekwutox:
We're talking about how other countries are leaving Nigeria behind and you're talking about Nnamdi kanu.

Nigeria has grown beyound this level.

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Many people will say that the SE Biafra, will grow faster if they are given the freedom they are crying for.
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If actually Biafrans deserve to be given their own country, they should go back to their home states and make it center for science and technology.

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Nnamdi Kanu should stop being an abusive leader and focus on the development of his region.

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most times ,he talks like an illiterate. Instead of bringing up ideas to make the region better, all he keeps doing is insulting president Buhari and Nigerians...

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Apart from abusive words, Nnamdi Kanu has no development ideas in his brains...
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infact, Buhari has more development ideas than him.

And they may have been secretly exporting these face masks to different parts of the world.
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Sadly, many health practitioners have been rocking these fake face masks not knowing that it is not safe for their jobs.

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maybe that's why many health practitioners have been getting this virus because they are wearing fake safety gadgets to treat patients..
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sometimes, I wonder why Chinese entrepreneurs like putting the lives of people at risk all because of money..
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Nearly everything they produce is fake and don't last..

she is pretending

I support you Op.

I think it's high time we stopped making these females feel special.
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they always think they are the central control button of every guy...
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But it's not their fault.

It's because many men have let their guards down by always looking for validation from women....
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such men are the cause of the female superiority problem we have in the male-female community..

She is still a small girl that is either lonely or Disturbed by the spirit of seduction..

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Try every possible way you can and avoid her. If I were in your shoes, I will create a means where we will quarrel.

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Sometimes, the best way to avoid sexual temptation from girls, is to stop being very friendly with them.

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.. That way, there will be zero chances of temptation from her.

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See, it is better that your parents realize that you and your female cousin are not in good terms than they catch you staffing your cousin...

This one na new strategy to market his coming album..... ... Everything for this country na format

mannyiyke:
That's why we should not quarrel, fight or die because of them. You might be surprised when you see them together gisting, celebrating and popping champagne.

seriously!

Princedapace:
This is what I av been saying. I don't know how those who fought for Obaseki because he was apc member will do now since he is not in the 'evil' party ��

Same way those who attacked him becus he was apc member, I wonder how they will praise him now he joined pdp, their party ��

Nigerians deserve their leaders. No one in Nigeria has any ideology on how to fix Nigeria.

Maybe that's they are called Zombies. anywhere Belle face

In reality, these are the people who are destroying the educational system of this country.
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sylve11:
OH, you got convinced with just this saga. Brother, don't ever try to trust any politician.

I swear, I'm just realizing.

AkuOlisa:
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The painful is is that Nigerians will defend and vote for them some with their lives.

Majority of Nigerians are zombies when it comes to politics.

lol.. especially the youths. Who sell their future to politicians.

Lol.