₦airaland Forum

SolidGains:
The worst part is that the people will still believe and vote for them That's one thing I don't get about the mob. Why are the people so gullible and act as if they don't have reasoning capacity?

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in us that we are underlings.

that's the Nigeria we live in today.

WoundedLamb:
The funny thing is the way the youths quickly falls line and follow the parties blindly

that's the most disappointing part of it all.

Lexusgs430:
Have you forgotten what Adams said about Iyamu?......

Remember what OBJ said about Atiku?.....

seriously, politicians are never straight forward

Buhari is not a bad person. It is those people who are in charge of some big offices that are the ones spoiling his ambition and dreams for the country.
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They will convince Buhari to approve money for a project, when he finally approves the money, they will use for selfish reasons. later, everybody will start blaming Buhari.......

I am now convinced that all politicians are the same,
it's just the name of the political party that differs.
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Who would have believed that Ize Iyamu will switch to APC, while Obaseki will switch to PDP In less than 5 years.
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very soon, APC will start promoting Iyamu as a saint while Obaseki will be presented as a bad person all of a sudden.

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Trusting a politician is a big risk.

Buhari is not a bad person. It is those people who are in charge of some big offices that are the ones spoiling his ambition and dreams for the country.
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They will convince Buhari to approve money for a project, when he finally approves the money, they will use for selfish reasons. later, everybody will start blaming Buhari.......

na wa o... I hope it's not audio like we have in some countries

12.He calls Coronavirus "Chinese virus".


13.He talks Too much.




14. He called the president of the richest country in Africa "lifeless".

15. He also said people should start drinking hand sanitizer as cure to Coronavirus.

16. He is a comedian.

Once Social Media starts posting about the death of a notable person in this country, just know that either the person is already dead,

Or the person is about to die.


By this time next week, we'll know the truth about the health status of the former Governor.

u sell am for 8k ?

ProfAmaben:
The SA would hand you over to the next SA. For you to even have connection with an SA is commendable. What is microfinance bank compared to this? With your experience you can always get another microfinance job, albeit, with extra experience with the SA.

your web development profile is very impressive. I have gone through your projects, you have done a wonderful job. God bless you. I pray that your skills will take you to great places.

You will become Mr and Mrs.
If you go to family meeting, they will respect u. And if you have a male child, When they are sharing land, They will give you a large plot, depending on the quantity they shared.


That's the little I know.

This 2020, too carry strange news. Rip to the dead. God heal the wounded.

This Bros style of entertainment no dey reign again..



He is no longer funny nor interesting. He should go and settle down with his wife and children. He don dey old.

add another 0 to that 500k and buy a lexus 330.
u go enjoy am.

angelEmade:
you have not watched that documentary on youtube? Where a lion tore two bull dogs like shreads and the movie makers had to intervene to safe the rest of the dogs. These were heavily built dogs trained for the purpose. It was concluded that you would need about ten bull dogs to stand up to a lion. Ironically you only need seven rotts to do the same
the king of the jungle is no joking title

wow, I will check it out.

Julibet:
Lol. All these are epistles. This may work for bullies outside but for that his cousin, he needs to make trouble by reporting to either his own parents or his aunt because that will make a bigger trouble for the cousin. The house doesn't belong to his cousin and as such he must bow. Trouble pass trouble and until he is ready to make a bigger one, he'll keep receiving beating.

seriously, he needs to let that guy know that the house doesn't belong to him alone......I hate bullies

squash47:
yea, but a lion who fights a bull dog, will always have a scar on his body.

check front page

angelEmade:
I love how you are tuning up his spirit.
Ants can unite to fight a snake,
grasses can be twined into a rope
all these are motivational bullshits. The reality is that
a dog will sweat and shit when it sees a lion!!

yea, but a lion who fights a bull dog, will always have a scar on his body.

Ebus12

My niqqa, I feel ur pain when I read that you're being intimidated by your big cousin.

I have been in your shoes and I was intimidated majorly because I was an only child, I had a small stature and I was from a poor home. But I overcame this my bullies.. infact, I'm the one bullying them now.

So, as a brother in the same struggle, I'm going to give the tips on how I became strong and faced my bullies.

1. I started to seek for knowledge.

yes, just like you have done by posting your problem on nairaland, I used Google to find out how I can survive in the hands of my bullies.


First thing I learnt was to discover my attackers greatest fears and weak points. Yes, every man has a fear. A weak point.

no matter how strong, powerful or brave a man is, there is always that thing that scares him. So, I found it and I learnt how to use it against them.

For my attackers, they get scared when they see someone who knows something more than them.


when I realized this, I began to study hard, I began to read things.

I learnt so many things to the point that I can even challange them and make them feel useless with words.



2 I Became aggressive and always React.

yes, Aggressive people are scared of someone who is like them. Don't be afraid to face them.

You are scared that he will beat u in a fight, but let me tell you, he can't really beat u like that.

you're a human being, every human has the ability to fight back. if he engages u in a fight, look for one soft spot on his body, and use your teeth. bite him very well.

If he is talking, talk back at him, if he comes closer, pick a weapon...

yes, let him see that you are now a different person.

make him to understand that you're not a piece of sh!t that can be tossed around. React when he tries to beat u for no reason...


when the both of you start fighting everyday, the parents of the house will start calling for family meeting. That's when you will air your views


3. Learn how to Fight.

There are videos on YouTube that can teach u how to fight. watch them and you will learn alot.

Like me now, I may not have learnt how to fight very well...

but my fellow niqqa can't beat me like a baby in a fight.

it's either I give him a bad injury, or I run before he hits me hard enough.



finally bro, read books about how to be aggressive. Don't let him use his intimidations and ruin your life by giving you low self esteem.

check websites like 2knowmyself . com

to learn how to fight bullies.

Lordpeckxy:
am sorry if what i typed went out of context and really speak ill & aweful of a profession...

Once again, my apologies!!!

y u dey apologize ?

Bros, your problem is that you don too sleep with your wife......

and she is no longer appealing to you.

aleeyus:
Drop your account number make I do u small donation
Note: NL single mothers only

3113576929 first bank

Lightangel65:
You don write jamb

I'm graduating this year bro.....

garyaustin:
Research costs money! Get that in okay?

and Nigeria happens to be very poor to fund researches right ?

Jayess:
From whom did you hear that Nigeria Universities and Polytechnics are "Research Institutions"?

Dey there dey deceive yasef!

But it is not fair na....

Universities and Polytechnics that are classified as "Research Institutions" have been shut down because of Coronavirus�

Now, I'm beginning to ask my self, where and when will SCIENCE STUDENTS and their PROFESSORS IN NIGERIA, come together to embark on a critical research process that is targeted towards finding the cure or at least a remedy to this disease ?

Or, are they still depending on the advanced nations to conduct research and find answers to every problem for them ?

Is it that we only have Professors whose expertise are efficient only when it comes to preparing "difficult" questions for students in exam ?

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If you're a science student or a scientist and you're not doing anything to help solve this problem that is about to set the globe on fire, Shame on you!

The world needs you now, prove to us that you're really a scientist!
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Gionee is the most useless phone on earth... My gn5001 keeps popping advertisements anyhow... I will keep seeing sites like: bludwan. Com.... Battle heroes. Com...

Very stupid phone.

[quote author=tomju post=85972588][/quote]when a cock climbs a hen, sperm is released into d hen.. I know this because, as a child, we have chicken and sometimes, when the sperm drops on d floor, I go to check it up imagining what it was, since it's not like their poo...

Then my biology teacher gave me d explanation I needed... Just what I gave u now.

Lexusgs430:
Enjoy.........

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I still get ads redirects but not so severe

Lexusgs430:
Download an app called StopAd (not available on the playstore).........

I think it's working.. God bless you sir