I'm ready to receive my own Kala...Mr governor


Time to smoke out the enemies of the state

dawnomike:
It was my undergraduate days at the University of Ibadan. I had gone to physics department at night to read till day break (TDB) which i barely did...

We were six in the class reading that night and I dozed off... A loud noise like the sound of a big animal running past the corridor woke me up later around 1:30am. I opened my eyes, lo and behold! I was the only one left in the class!!!

I started having goosebumps and scared ... Till i summoned courage to trek back to my hall of residence (Kuti hall) in the middle of the night praying and hoping to get back safely.

Mehn.. that moment you opened your eyes and you are alone... ,, would seem like it's a dream... scaring ASF

Saviourk:
Mine was when I was caught cheating(with my note) in the hall. I was very scared, because of two reasons.First,he knows my mom,who happens to be a senior teacher in that same school.Second,I was one of the best students in the class and known by many teachers as someone who would never cheat.

So,after the exam,I had to go and plead with the man and he forgave me.

After pleading, did he forgive you

On this note I drop my case

Maybe she wants to be helping him to do osusu

Well guys .....

While seating and idling away at home this evening, courtesy of the 5months old strike

Some of those creepy moments while school was in sessions, began flooding my thoughts and I decided to share two of them...

My friend and I returned to our apartment from school completely exhausted and needles to say we were very much fermished, around 8pm after spending some pretty good amount of Hours reading hard for our forthcoming exams.

We had our dinner, left the door and windows wide opened for fresh air and ventilation as there was heat plus no light at the time.

Just as we were gisting at same time unwinding with our phone in a bid to relax and freshing up the whole body in preparation for night shift.

The next thing I could remember was waking up at the dead of the night with deep silence that comes with it and sound from insect filling the whole space. Saw the door and windows still wide opened, Mehn I was frightened ASF . Began asking myself how the hell did I stand up from the chair I was seated and walked to the bed where I laid?? Damn!/

Another instance was....

Protest broke out after the school refused to allow those students who haven't paid thier school feel to sit for the exam.

Quickly the protest was beginning to turn violent and the police was called to calm the situation before escalating as students wouldn't listen to anyone who tried to intervene.. meanwhile, within few minutes the protest started, the had barricaded the major roads in front of the school gate and motorists were frustrated.

Seeing the recalcitrance and the uncooprative attitude from the students.

The police result to throwing teargas in bid to disperse everyone. Their attempt proved counterproductive as some students used clothes to cover their nose. They would pick up the teargas and throw it back to the police and this continued for some time. At this point I could barely breathe as the whole air was Lace with the irritating gas, my vision was becoming blurry and could hardly open my eyes to walk home. A DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET I A HURRY,, EVER!!!
The police ran out of tear gas and began brutalising anyone they could get hold of..

Despirate time calls for despirate measures, seeing that the police had gone full brutal mode, everyone took their heels and scamper for safety
(Eni ori yo odile )

I managed to find my way back to my villa with reddish, teary eyes and a drooling nose, . it's only a few minutes walk away from the epicenter of the tussle.
Even after shutting the door, I could still perceived the gas because of how heavily saturated the air was

It didn't take much time before the whole place went completely silent because of fear from the men on black and black

Due to the graveyard standard silence, I could hear the police steps, walking around looking for students. I still remembers hearing a female voice screaming, apparently she was been beaten by the men of Nigeria police force...sad experience

Those were some my most creepy moments in school hope you enjoyed it.....

So guys, what was your most scariest moments while in school and how did you handled it..

Feel free to share yours..the floor is yours...


Let go...

pocohantas:


Akara and puffpuff are actually very good recipes. 98% of Nigerians cannot fry akara.

I can’t fry puffpuff to save my own life. So I look forward to such recipes. Not forgetting that we all have our individual tips and tricks to acing our delicacies. Please allow “us”.

Figure quoted is way out of place..98% Kwa?

Frying akara isn't exactly as solving quantum mechanics or something similar

Most grew up seeing their mums fry akara for breakfast, lunch of dinner

Follow the basis (recipe), you will get a delicious taste.

Well puffpuff..on gawd

Both parties should return to renegotiate wherever in the salaries and allowance for prof and other members of staff..





1million is fair wages for profs in light of the current state of the economy...

It would set Germany further back at thousands of centuries prior to evolution in gas industries


Time to return to man's oldest source of heating,,,

Putin right now

Chief check yourself well...

You got tons of character flaws you didn't realize, hence everyone is leveraging on it

Zobo is nutritional..

Learnt is good for the heart

Because of what you said kemi. I'm rooting for you with the whole of me,,, in fact I'm branching for you

Even if dem like make dem bring Abba kyari to

resolve the strike nothing concern me..

My own is,, whatever dirty games they thinking they are on,. Let the strike be called off


I will vote for candidate of my choice çikena

If ...

Bandit, boko haram, militants like make dem intervene...my own be sey, make dem resume dazzal...I almost wan enter depression

That won't stop me to vote for the candidate of my choice...

I can't be fooled into thier dirty political games

Situation like this, it appears legs does a better maneuver than bikes...


Eni ori to...

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Will you give me money to buy meat?

Dey there

E done dey fire now like this

Modified
Front page Las las

My first time achieving this feat on nairaland

I dedicate this Big win to all students affected by the ASUU strike.

May God hear our cry and make our leaders do the needful.

It is clear that not everyone is going to return to school, some have moved on

We go dey alright[/quoy


You are not alone


If only I can escape this ASUU strike ehn

The gut for me....

Scratching my hairs

Tip of an iceberg...

The seeds of thorns sown in 2015 is what we are harvesting now.


Situation weighing heavily on everyone

My biggest fear is if we don't get it right come 2023.. lord help us

membranus:
Buhari using Nigerians to catch cruise, saying wetin una fit do.

In truth what can they do, with full chest

chigoziri2403:

My brother, after election,no more campaign

Swares

chigoziri2403:
The only warning Nigerians heed to is low battery and don't release inside me,I am ovulating.

You be confirm werey. Sware your are damn hilarious

Even at that some won't heed.. dem go still nut

Op


The way you are toping the tabel in this food section by some distance ehn,,and showing no signs of relinquishing the top position just yet...

Op bringing some healthy competition, and any that will unseat you will take some hard work..

Kudos to you and likes of channah
Nice work there

When American army are using the latest GIS with the appropriate coordinate and precision.

That's why they hit thier target with accuracy and precision and less room for errors

But here, Nigeria still uses archaic GIS produce many decades ago..

It's error prone... hitting the wrong target

Could pass for a black burster movie on Netflix

Featuring ,,Aba kyari aka supper corp

Back in the days in barracks, chinge (cinge) is so delicious

We fry it without oil,, it contains natural oils

Hilarious ...

I need that kind job...

Who get the link

clinician2x:
I am in late 20s, I live in my parents house, I drive my own car I bought at 27 and I make 1000$ every month working from home. My leaving my parents house is traveling to USA and never coming back.

Baba show me way... biko

Won't mind doin whatever it takes,,,it getting crazy down my end... Depression is real


Please bro

Officialsetlinn:
LOL! Be like this one choke you oh

E choke o... can't breathe


Had my plans all mapped out, but then Assu/fg happened