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qekng40:
I can't see the time you're giving oo

Na dream I dey before,.,.

Have this family friend of mine, he told me his own brother wife would slap his brother most times in the heat if an altercation...she would verbally abuse this man, and I've withness it many times myself even with the mother in-law when she was still alive..

Funny thing is,,the woman is short in height and the husband has huge frame, and a good height to go with it...naturally, nature endowed them with good height in their home especially the men... As the man, he doesn't beat his wife even during heated argument,.

But outside, the man can stand toe to toe against anyone

She leverages on the facts that she's the breadwinner of the family... she sells Cooked rice and beans...but the man is into construction work, and he doesn't get job most times especially during raining season


As I speak they are still living together with their children all grown up now...they are still on it

Uprightness100:
Thank GOD we are not in the Old Testament, where taking the name of the LORD launches Instant Judgement.

Due to the Merciful nature of JESUS Christ and the Fact that as Christians we don't fight for GOD, people feel free to do anyhow in the name of being Heard.

Papa... you have Said it all.. people joke with almost everything especially here in this part of the world...no respect whatsoever

Thank God for Jesus Christ

Omooo.....we gat old folk on here, even me I'm not left out with the experience


Reading comments give me goosebumps and ecstasy ...[left][/left]

Was literally rolling on the floor with intense laughter....



Funny funny experiences


Someone said ... He was the one who spoit his dad touch...he went on to say..HE WAS LUCKY HE DIDN'T DIE that night...this one got me

Omooo...ran out of breath laughing


Another said ....the nylon use in rapping the Tigger head battery was so strong that... you need to see his Dad Face while trying to pull the battery out.. ...

Nairaland get too much funny people...thats y anytime I'm having bad day i rush to nairaland...

Before I forget...mine was...

In the nineties, as children wey I be then, if u send us errand for night we must demand u give us the touch...even if nah Sokoto state u send us go, must reach there... Nah so we go just dey flash everywhere with the touch light...

On our way, we go branch our friends house so that make dem see us with the touch ...some go even join us to wherever we go

Sometimes, we go flash some bigger broz wey dey toast girl,,we go nearly collect...

Kinda feeling old sha... growing up in the army barracks was too sweet..

Op...for the last time I'm warning you take time

A stupendous callaps of parenting....

If a daughter of that age find it difficult to even tell her mother the advances of an he-goats in human form, I mean what does that tells you??

Both parents has failed..

Lets not pretend like these things started yesterday,and as painful as it is, is not going anytime soon ....as people will say "e don tey".. Things like this has happened and will continue to happen,as parents leave lapses in the lives of their projeny unfurnately it's here to stay, especially at least not with way the world is going. As a woman you supposed to be smarter and calculative in intercepting danger from afar with regards to training our children especially the females...such occurrences are preventable... people are getting wild like the beast of the forest with thier stupid sexual fantasies and all sorts...

I don't get somethings... As a parent especially the mother, what do you discuss with a girl teenager of that age... Give your child a reason to trust you with anything, build sound relationship with them,.it's your duty
Don't you ask questions if any idiot is approaching her.??

Are u supposed to feign ignorance and asummed that she won't be getting attention from the opposite sex?


Like I said, it is PREVENTED. Restrict the usage of smart phones until a certain age when you must have done your part in telling them the dangers of XYZ..


My two cents

One blogger just wake cook better lie and the thing come go viral...

Kwantinu

See these fans never see anything....


Glazers families don't give two fûck about them....


So long they are making the money from myriad of commercial deals, sales of the club merchandise, TV right, match day tickets sales and whatnot.. . business wise, they are getting right and they are happy with it, but fans are worried due to poor performance and on the pitch and their seemingly loss of competitiveness for major trophies like the United of old which made fans fall in love during the trophy laden years of sir Alex Ferguson. There are no sign things will improve understand the glazers surely not surely with these set of lazy overpaid machineries who don't care as long they get their pay ..

Congratulations to the young lady...

At least we now have good replacement for blessing okagbare who was ban have failed the antidoping test

just2endowed:
Report yesterday confirm there is infighting in the dress room between artete and lazazerd.

It was clear assnal going to draw or loose.

Fast guys that bet were ready to bet everything that assnal will loose the match or draw.

Oh my goodness me...Arteta seems to be a problem too, never knew he had a brawl with lacazete...


Thought dude was blameless when he and aubameyang had issues that lead to his exit to Barcelona, now having a relatively good season..

He better figure out how to get out these slum before the dressing room become divided which would most likely lead his inevitable exit

I mean how many players will he get into a fight with??

He's still a young coach and has a lot to learn,,,


Picking up fight with his players is not the right way to go, at least not at this critical period of the season when they need to qualify for the most prestigious football competition having missed out for a good number years... Me thinks this is their best shot at finishing top four....

Unfurnately, they seemed to have blown away that chance not with their rivals breeding down their necks...with Tottenham Hotspur loss to Brighton this week, it would have made good sense had they won..and now Man u won theirs too, thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo hat-trick further damaging their hopes for a top four finish

PSG don't dilly dally on a player of interest.... unlike man u that can use the two to three seasons to chase their targets allowing other serious buyers to overtake them,.. if you know you know

Same scenario played out here

Overtaken is allowed so long he hasn't pay her dowry...

Unfortunately breakfast comes in different sizes, shapes and colours even packages... Depending on how it comes just take heart

For your info...there are

Roasted

Parboiled

Sun dry

Chilled

Fried ... breakfast

Lists are endless

Is this not thesame arsenal that were on scintillating form before international break, now getting it vawulently from crystal palace, Brighton and now Southampton whom Chelsea took to the cleaners just last week


Funny how things could take a drastic turn within a couple days... football would never stop giving us fans things to cry ,laugh and all sorts of banters, troll and whatnot ...it's just CRAZY spots...

Never a dull moment with the round leather game

Fans are protesting against the glazers families how poorly the club is performing...

Glazers families don't give two fûck about their fans
So long long the money keep coming in from sales of match day tickets, commercials and other aspects...


United can't wait for this season to be over

Inside School (SUB) 50 naira
Outside school 100


Home 150

ednut1:
Hmmmm. Wish i can write my salary, naso so so email i go get from people needing help

Even Dangote trailer sef no go fit carry the email wey go floor your DM

9k5...2012 glo mast security guard


Worked for about 6yrs, before I got admission, just to upgrade my life. And now ASUU Will not allow someone graduate

Barcelona are in sPAIN,,the "S" is silent..biko

Things they say just to get the "seat''


That's what one demigod is said,now doing what he likes now...he's somewhere in FCT

The Bible is so so real and accurate with everything written in it....

Happenings such as this plenty gives me goosebumps, and a lot to ponder upon..

Omo it time to forsake my old ways and return to submit to the lordship of Jesus...

Time is really short to procastinate... that ship must not sail away without me

He who has ears let them hear what the spirit is saying...

.... singing...when u come to collect your people remember oh lord!!

The way some acclaimed "elites" spew nonsense ehnn....

Insecurity that's has caused thousands of lives and even more

I'm out

Even the omotolola is wowed with the level of her daughter "wokeness"


Nothing is left to the imagination...


Wetin dey some people mind like Boogieman mind nah to.......

Omo x100 ...normal normal nah so life suppose to be...
Life no suppose hard like the one wey we dey chop for here like 7days old palm wine


If dem remove that boy age from my age ehn...

Wetin go remain fit reach you buy visa to seven European countries plus private customized jet

Nothing dey shock us again for this corn tree

I hope the meeting brings better results..


Though, I don't trust this bunch of destiny delayers the with the meetings ending without fruition...


House don tire me ooo....

4years course, running to 5years plus add ons Clause ,. Like footballers contract base on number of appearance

Buhari is 100% the one calling the shots on all fronts pertaining national affairs,,,his opinion on most national issue was rendered null and void by his boss...

I think is he's the only one with little credibility left off amongst the rest recycled BARAWO with unending appetite for syphoning tax payers MONEY...


Like someone said up there that, if osibanjo wins and nothing changes under his government, then there's something fundamentally wrong with the Nation Nigeria and goes beyond the physical

If your self-worth is directly proportional to opinion if people ...my dear u never ready...I sware

But he was not the one who called the shot nah...
Unfurnately he is part of the travesty of a government

Las las nah wetin Thier pocket come first before anything


I'm tired of of these recycled rogues, with unending appetite for syphoning tax payers MONEY...

Nigeria can do better...we need competent people to trust our future with...

One cannot afford to go through this travesty of a government anymore...our mumu never do

I'm sorry I don't trust any of these lots

Read about it on here some months ago, I had to search on YouTube to see for myself what really transpired... I became emotional, with a teary eyes ...

What a day, jury passing judgement without a fair hearing within a few minutes, no dey withness

You need to see the high voltage of electricity, that was used to murdered this little black boy

Hatred for blacks started Only God knows when

Johnchrix:
Jamb still selling form till now?

I can't really tell if the form is still on sale...



Kinda worried of choice of course