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Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Profitable Business Can Someone Start With 100k? by sript: 2:22pm On Jan 17, 2022
Yemex001:
Yes, it's already used surkaway..
Yeah...the called BIOGAS..

Biogas is naturally occurring gas that is generated by the breaking down if organic matter by anaerobic bacteria and it used in energy production...

Biogas is primarily composed of methane gas carbon dioxide and trace among nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon monoxide.

Biogas can also be produced in anaerobic digester from plant or animal wastor collected from land fills . It's burn to generate heat or use in combustion engine to produce electricity...


We were thought in one our courses in school last year..
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Bragging Of How She Is Not Afraid Of Ritualists by sript: 12:41pm On Jan 17, 2022
Powersurge:
Just make them give me query for work you hear. See how I bursted into laughter in the office.
No mind that comrade grin

Comments like this is the reason why I'm so addicted to nairaland.. this is where I renew my daily subscription for laughter.. grin

Lots of comment are comic..my day hardly goes bored wink
SportsRe: Everton Sack Manager, Rafa Benitez by sript: 5:35pm On Jan 16, 2022
Apparently, the draw he had away to Chelsea was his biggest achievement of his Everton career...
Dude has been on a downward spiral fall.
He's long past his prime...




Wishing you the best in your next job
AgricultureRe: Antelope Caught By Farmer While Sleeping. by sript: 7:33pm On Jan 15, 2022
Th is one don chop Igbo leave, e come high ,e tear better sleep angry..

Is not meant for baby antelope cheesy


Better luck
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 6:44pm On Jan 15, 2022
In other news...man u is leading 1:0 grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 6:32pm On Jan 15, 2022
Sudan for a consolation goal there...

Aina was clumsy with that marking..

A deserve penalty for me
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 6:17pm On Jan 15, 2022
Var got it wrong in this one... it wasn't a foul
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 5:58pm On Jan 15, 2022
Nairalandian:
Inasmuch as they're winning, Super eagles are playing rubbish
Long ball merchants
Only someone withfootball knowledge like u can see what the eagles are playing...
Peeps on here whatch with sentiment...

No doubt the eagles possessed qualities
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 5:54pm On Jan 15, 2022
shevchenko:
They have no technical or tactical acumen you know nothing about football
U being Biased and sentiment as blinded you,,, u cant see that aspect of this Sudan side
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 5:37pm On Jan 15, 2022
The technical and tactical aspects of this Sudan side is not mentioned as much as it deserves credit for
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 5:32pm On Jan 15, 2022
The way dey hyped the last match against the pharosb....

Yet see any glims of it..m
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by sript: 5:08pm On Jan 15, 2022
Buhari countries are playing grin
FamilyRe: Is This True Love Or Foolishness? (Photo) by sript:
Only surgery fit return this face to normal...

How on earth someone would still defend such toxic partner still beat me...
How woku someone put up with a certified psychopath, labelled it "little misunderstanding)

Some pipu sha lipsrsealed
AgricultureRe: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by sript: 2:07pm On Jan 14, 2022
That's our launch during long break back in the days in primary school...


At the sound of the bell, na speed of light we take dey reach the tree..there are different specie of almond..

Some tast better than others,, after taking a bite your tooth and lips would have pink cues
PoliticsRe: Palmaria 155mm: The Biggest Gun In The Nigerian Army by sript: 9:53pm On Jan 13, 2022
With this sorphisticated armoury in their arsenal,,shekarao boys still dey use dem like vaseline for soapy,..


The once most revered, and highly respected Nigeria army in the whole of Africa has now become a joke...

Nigeria army that's always on the forefront of peace keeping mission in Africa and even Asia, middle East because of their military bravery and strength...

This days they are mere shadows of their former self...boko-boys using dem like expired tissue paper for toilet business..
CelebritiesRe: Mompha: Ismaila Mustapha Arraigned By EFCC In Lagos, Today (Photos) by sript: 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2022
It's just to sell the narration they working..

All for the camera.
dem gob free am
CrimeRe: Soldiers Who Beat Up A Police Traffic Warden In Ibadan Arrested (Video) by sript: 4:07pm On Jan 12, 2022
I still remember my sweet old days in barracks,,, ordinary soldiers no dey do anyhow near military police (MP)...

If u fùck up, Omo MP go treat your fúck up..
The thing is, it's the RP that goes after erring soldiers and arrest them to the guardrooms...


One thing is,, they are discipline,..
Inside the barracks solders don't beat Women no matter the insults from Women even their wives..

but if u are a man dem go use koboko take draw the line that separates your village from the next one grin
If dem carry you reach quarter guard nah dat one worse pass..dem go luck you up inside guard room, dem go give u big field to cut after u must have undergone heavy purnishment huh

They don't fight each other inside barracks,,when caught fighting thier fellow soldiers ,Omo na guardrooms straight...

Guys, If u are lucky to see when an erring solder is been disciplined,, u would feel pity, it's a horrible sight...(can't tell if things has changed though)

being a barrack boy, We would cause trouble and then ran into the barracks knowing u can't come into the barracks.lol grin


Remember a day a barrack boy got into a fight with a civilian guy inside town , away from the barracks,, while the fight was going, suddenly a soldier man appeared from nowhere and hastily asked those standing watching the fight

Who amongst them was a barrack boy , after identifying the buy from the barracks, he told him to step aside,, Omo dat civilian boy see him grandmother that evening...

Omo those guys got our backs back then...demn niggarrr cheesy

Those civilian boys do fear once they discover u came from the barracks..

Truth is, sometimes it's hard to differentiate a boy from barracks and a soldier man..

Omo story plenty...if I begin narrate story day go dark... grin

When I look back, I would just give wild smile
Overall it was a sweet experience


Good ol'days cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Lured By Gnld by sript: 9:57pm On Jan 11, 2022
Lol... cheesy

Two days ago on my way to football viewing center, na so one lady (looking really bad, I'm just being kind with words) u need to see how she was looking it an eye saw tongue

After their usual stale lines... Omo I need no further introduction, I knew instantly this is one of them grin...
I come begin dey look for way to discharge myself after so much talking , she gave me their flyer and she requested for my number so she could direct me to the venue if the seminar I refuse, she pleaded Omo I no gree cheesy.

Na so I use style escape.. sad
SportsRe: Leicester City Celebrates Iheanacho's Winning Goal Against Egypt by sript: 8:15pm On Jan 11, 2022
Egyptian pyramids is fallen....
Salah does know where to go,

Helgazi does not know where to hide


The impossible is unfolding before our eyes
This is not supposed to happen, this is happening...

Sixteen game's uneaten in the group stage has come to an end,,, grin

The eagles has started the AFCON on a banger.. congratulations to the boys

Ladies and gentlemen this is STRIPT your host for tonight game the Nigerian legendary PITER DRURY cheesy

Signing out...
PoliticsRe: Hacker Breaks Into NIMC Server, Steals Over 3 Million National Identity Numbers by sript: 7:05pm On Jan 10, 2022
Is this but Nigeria again??

Someine once said on here,, that by the time Buhari hand over... Nigeria would be referred to as 7th world country..
TravelRe: Over 20 People, Children Die In Cars Trapped In Snow Storm In Pakistan(Photos) by sript: 7:01pm On Jan 10, 2022
Froshloaded:
Lol
One of your old posts about how you got electrocuted, with your friend as a kid, has gone viral on ig and twitter.
Yeah I saw it too on my friends status on whatapp...the #chatinen, I just knew it own buddy...was impressed


Man u are going places
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu Celebrates His Wife, Claudiana On Her Birthday (Photos) by sript: 1:35pm On Jan 08, 2022
How old is she?!...

I wan check something...I'm coming back smiley
SportsRe: Afcon 2021: Caf Confirms VAR To Be Used In All 52 Matches In Cameroon by sript: 1:30pm On Jan 08, 2022
In other new ..mourinho ran onto the pitch to stop Tammy Abraham from recieving second yellow... grin


Comic coach cheesy
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas Price Drops, Supply Rises, FG Projects Further Decrease by sript: 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2022
Bought 12kg last week at 8400
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Jay: I Am Gold Digger, Money Can Buy My Love (Pix) by sript: 5:59pm On Jan 07, 2022
At least she has made it easy for her admirers ... To those guys in her DM .. stop disturbing yourself...

Just simply ask her to state her price : wink

Is that too to ask for?? huh
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys 2022 Lamborghini Urus Novitec Edition Worth ₦250 Million (Photos) by sript: 5:28pm On Jan 06, 2022
Me just here imagining the size of his akant
sad
PhonesRe: First Call 2022 Was From Who And Who Did You Call First This Year? by sript: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2022
vickydevoka:
U must be a Rich or fineboy or nay be womanizer
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They are really cool friends though with some touch of small wahala cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your New Year Resolution? by sript: 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2022
KingDash:
lwkmd
That's shitty addiction there cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your New Year Resolution? by sript: 7:56pm On Jan 01, 2022
KingDash:
lwkmd
That's some shitty addiction there cheesy
PhonesRe: First Call 2022 Was From Who And Who Did You Call First This Year? by sript: 7:47pm On Jan 01, 2022
First call was from a female friend from school, ..

(I been dey chyk this banny in 200l she no gree,,I kuku give up...now in my final year)

Second call was from another female friend in school again...
FoodRe: What's Your First Meal Of The Year by sript: 7:32pm On Jan 01, 2022
Nah one solid akpu and ogbolo soup with assorted meat of different species from animal kingdom grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your New Year Resolution? by sript: 7:15pm On Jan 01, 2022
KingDash:
boys never beat you collect ya phone ni
That's not the only problem...

Sometimes niggar would ramme into stationary bikes , sometimes parked cars by the road side..niggar would look around and thank God no one was watching..

Shit must stop

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