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DappaD:
Even a renowned biologist, Ivan Sanderson agrees with what the Bible says on that account because from his own observation, hares/rabbits re-eat their semi-digested food after excretion. Try again.

AHH, the great Ivan Sanderson, the king of Cryptozoology. He was nothing close to being renowned. Try again son.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptozoology

Dtruthspeaker:
SSIPON! Why did you create a statement I did not make and attach it to my Monika?

Please Modify that statement you made. It is not mine oh!

I always stand by my statements and THIS IS NOT MINE, PLEASE MODIFY!

Defend this.
Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked baby goats. Genesis 30:37-39

DappaD:
Are you trying to make some point here that I’m not seeing?

God is extremely dumb then

The Bible says that hares and coneys are unclean because they "chew the cud" but do not part the hoof. But hares and coneys are not ruminants and they do not "chew the cud." Leviticus 11:5-6

DappaD:
Are you trying to make some point here that I’m not seeing?

Bats are birds to the biblical God. Leviticus 11:13, 19 Imagine a situation when even your supposed creator doesn't even know his creation

DappaD:
Okay so please name ANY animal that was mentioned in the creation account of Genesis 1&2, let’s see how bright you are. I was thinking you would come at me with something solid, as some other atheists have yet this is all you have to say. Pathetic.

Yeah, the Bible never mentioned tiny RNA based life forms living amongst us that we don't even know are here. Or even alien species. You know why? Because, it was written by misogynistic poetic middle Eastern men who didn't even understand genetics and passed down from generation to generation, spread through wars and slavery, before it got to you .

DappaD:
Okay so please name ANY animal that was mentioned in the creation account of Genesis 1&2, let’s see how bright you are. I was thinking you would come at me with something solid, as some other atheists have yet this is all you have to say. Pathetic.

You know David the supposed father of the wisest man ever, is actually dumb.

DappaD:
In your opinion, it is. To me it’s a fact.

;DYeah fact right, that's why Dinosaurs were not mentioned in the Bible, despite the overwhelming amount of evidence we have of their existence ;DYou know why, because the mythical story of creation was recorded by middle Eastern men Millions of years after the extinction of the dinosaurs.

DappaD:
Good question, OP. First, it’s worthy to note that the word “day” in the Bible can convey different meanings i.e. it can span through unspecified periods of time so it’s not always true that “day” means a 24hour cycle during which the sun rises and sets. For example, a thousand years is like a day from God’s viewpoint(Psalm 90:4, 2Peter 3:8.) and the Bible also mentions the day of the LORD(Jehovah) which is most definitely not a 24hour cycle because a significant number of events take place during that epoch. Zephaniah 1:14, 1Thessalonians 5:2

So tailoring what we’ve understood now to the account of Genesis, it is therefore safe to conclude that the “day” represents each creative epoch which spans through unspecified periods of time.

You know the creation story is a myth right? A bronze age story that was passed down from generation to generation before it was written down and probably wasn't even meant to taken literally.

SanctifiedSista:
Believe GOD by praising HIM even wen it has not come yet and also take that step of faith by listening to msgs and reading books that uplift your faith. Apostle Joshua Selman messages will help

You mean that fake pastor?

Dtruthspeaker:
2 Answers!

1) God's Curse.

2) The Right of A Creator to create anything He Wishes to create. And He can not be questioned about.

Exactly as you have a right to draw a fine man and to later draw a twisted looking man. It is your Unquestionable Right and neither the twisted man or the fine man has a right to complain. No not one.

Did you even read Exodus 4:11?

Emmanuelcann:
My KJV 1611 has no single error.

That's what every religion says. Even Muslims claim there is no error in their religious book. Jews claim there is no error in the Torah. So who are you to believ

Emmanuelcann:
The Catholic Church is a very powerful organisation and has been a world player for over a thousand years. It's a master of deceit and falsehood. Read the Bible and you will discover for yourself.

The Bible is filled with errors too.

Dtruthspeaker:
We came to meet certain fixed things here, the ground under your feet and the sky above.

There is no competition but foolish men make a competition about everything.

It is seen that there are different ways of accomplishing a task but the Proof of the Better Way is Always in the Results.

But we have seen that people will still cling to their former ways out of their diverse foolish thinkings.

But it is their right to cling to it and no one has a right to force them to remove their hands.

Why are some people born with disabilities? Because God deliberately makes them that way. (Exodus 4:11)

From the waters.

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. Genesis 1:20-21
From the ground.

And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. Genesis 2:19

Dtruthspeaker:
That's what "the day you eat this fruit, ye shall die" means!

Now Mr. Death has a job to do against man, the animals and the world!

You speak as if Christianity is the true religion. All religions are man made.

I used to go to a religious school, a catholic one, and we did a whole term on mother teresa, we were taught that she was a wonderfull person, someone who left her home to care for young children in Calcutta, and that we should try to be like her. Since i was young, and since i didn't have my own computer, i just believed them without question.

A few years later, around half of everyone in my year, including me are athiests. I was shocked by what people were saying about her. After some research i found out that it was true, what they were saying. I honestly can't believe that my school lied about who she was like. Anyone else educated like this?

Let's start with the Perfect Earth created by the Perfect God -

Catastrophic Storms
By a vast majority, water, essential for life, is undrinkable.
Shifting Tectonic Plates causing Earthquakes and Volcanoes.
Deadly bitter Cold and equally Deadly Heat.
Large expanses of land are Desert.
A substantial number of Plants are poisonous
Every large animal will kill you and/or eat you if it gets half a chance

Animals -

They are not majestic creatures, most live their lives in total panic on the edge of death, if not from predators, then from starvation. Not to mention and endless list of diseases from malnutrition, to infection, to broken bones, bad eye sight, etc... most animals live short miserable lives. Oh yeah, a real paradise for them.

People -

Eyes that Dim
Hearing that fades
Teeth that rot
Bone that break
Joints that ache
Organs that fail
An endless list of diseases that can strike you down on a moments notice

Your body has the ability to totally 100% replace itself every 10 years, but each subsequent copy is worse and more flawed than the one before, until it has so many errors that it simple stops working.

The Cosmos -

Riddled with Deadly Radiation
Stars and Galaxies colliding
Stars blinking out by the dozens every day

In fact, I can not think of a single thing created by this alleged "god" that is not hopelessly and painfully flawed.

The earth and life are not blessed miracles, they are pain, misery, struggle, and death. Yet humans have the resilience to seek out some good in their flawed existence. But that is no thanks to God.

So ... show me something in "God's Creation" that is not hopelessly flawed? Because I don't see it.

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syluck:
This is my pc to start with

abeg no vex what's the name of your pc?

Nigeria is a funny country

6 Crimes We Want Detective Fashola To Investigate

Babatunde Fashola, former governor of Lagos State, now Minister of Works, Housing and Power (we should have known this guy had some serious powers; how else could he be the head of not one, not two, but three crucial ministries?) yesterday miraculously discovered a camera at the scene of the Lekki massacre, conveniently perched by a tollbooth. We must really serve a living God in this country because how else did this camcorder survive the chaos of the massacre, the burning of the toll booth, protesters, soldiers, police, at least two rainfalls and a LAWMA cleanup while sitting casually on a ledge beside a tollbooth? Glory to God.


Nigeria is something of a circus. Every now and then, red-nosed clowns come out to tell us some inconceivable and incredible event has happened, usually when it relates to missing money. Since we’ve just discovered that we have our own super-sleuth (Sherlock Holmes and Batman are shaking right now), we humbly plead that he help us look into some of the ridiculous crimes that have been committed in Nigeria in the past.

1. Who killed Funmilayo Ransome Kuti?
Not a lot of people know this, but the Nigerian military, under General Olusegun Obasanjo, killed Nigeria’s foremost feminist, suffragist, campaigner and independence activist, Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti. (For some absurd reason, Nigerian history insists on remembering her only as Fela’s mother and the first woman to drive a car.) Anyway, in 1977, 1000 soldiers raided Fela’s Kalakuta Republic, trashed and burned the building and threw her from the first floor, after Fela released the legendary diss track Zombie. She died from her injuries. The military government constituted a shambolic panel of inquiry to find out who gave the order to the soldiers (sounds familiar?) The police panel opened their mouth to say that they found that an “unknown soldier” was responsible for the atrocities. We know it’s now a cold case but we hereby call on Inspector Babtunde Gadget Fashola to help us look into this case and get to the bottom of it.


2. The snake with an appetite for cash
In 2017, a clerk with the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board opened her mouth to tell us that a snake crawled into the JAMB office and swallowed exactly N36 million. It is still unclear whether the snake washed this meal down with palm wine or just upped and left after the crime. We hope Detective Fashola of CSI Lagos can use his skills to get to the bottom of this.

3. The monkey that did Italian Job with N70 million
Not to interfere with Inspector Fashola’s investigation, but it seems the animals in Nigeria have a penchant for money. A Nigerian senator, Shehu Sanni, also opened his mouth to tell us that a monkey did Italian Job in a farmhouse and made off with N70 million, swinging away into the sunset with its loot.


4. Who killed Bola Ige?
About 19 years ago, former Nigerian minister of Justice Bola Ige was murdered in his Ibadan residence. Accusing fingers pointed at a number of persons, such as former Osun State governor Iyiola Omisore. At the end of the day, nobody was found responsible for the murder, despite the confessional statement of a key suspect. Perhaps our camera-finder can visit the scene and find some cameras in Bola Ige’s house.

5. Missing NNPC $16 billion
Very reminiscent of the missing $2.8 billion oil money under petroleum minister Muhammadu Buhari in 1977, the NNPC came to tell us in 2016 that they didin know where they kept $16 billion of our money. We hereby implore Constable Raji to help us find our money with his super detective skills.

6. Dasuki Gate
Remember how Dasuki disappeared $2 billion meant for fighting Boko Haram in 2015? Can Super Fash help us find out the people who were behind the fraud? Thanks in advance.

Source: zikoko.com

Lol . Who cares again

Hypocrite. After she is done taking pictures, She will return back to her house. Mtchewww.

Wait! I have Google Translate baked into the core of my Chrome browser, does that make me a scammer?

Did you smoke before logging in this morning?

Trust me when I say 90% of them don't have voter's card.

Look at the leaders of tomorrow