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So a 9 year old girl can afford to have N6000 as lunch money which she will donate to Buhari. Who are these APC bastards deceiving?

DanceVille:
Abeg, Na by force person dey fi know Maths...

See how heavy the beating stick looks like...
Because his daughter solve 1+0=10...Abeg do justice, she no try

Lwkmo...Drop ur comment!
See pic below!

Guy, na cane I take learn Maths from my no nonsense dad o! Won a lot of accolades subsequently over the years, but if people knew the price I paid, dem for no envy me o.

These smugglers no get brain. The moment someone comes to the airport and is travelling out with 2 cartons of gala, the first question that will come to anyone's mind is: what is he doing with all this gala?

That will warrant closer questioning and examination. Very easy pickings for security operatives.

Me and my family are exempted according to what my bible says. OKonjo "big cheeks" Iweala is on her own.

ozoigbondu:
One of those northern oligarch feeding fat on niger delta oil.GEJ must win to overlook equitable distribution of oil block lincense .

Isn't he the same guy that murdered his C in C ironsi

The same fellow.

nwafuluozoh:
That Kaycee guy na nairalander. Commenting without reading and comprehending the post.

He got the appropriate response. Responding without reading the post which is highly typical of Nairalanders.

I remember watching her in the cast of Village Headmaster, which she had to leave when her husband, Major Tobias Akwashiki was sentenced to death and later life in prison by IBB in 1986. The family suffered untold hardships in the 8 years her husband was languishing in prison in Uyo, allowed to visit him only once a year.

Now people who know nothing about her travails then can now open their mouths and say anything they want on social media.

uselessgoat:




Thief appoint thief. Case closed



Sai buhari

You must be mad.

Dioxidane:
All those screaming high up to the heavens that GMB was a former military 'dictator' should remember that a former President, OBJ was a military ruler. Even the present Senate President was formerly in the military. Did they still display their military traits in a democratic setting? Let's think pragmatically here, no sentiments. Our present president could not address the major problem affecting Nigeria today. In my own opinion, it is CORRUPTION. It is corruption in its many forms (bribery, nepotism, fraud, embezzlement) that has adversely affected the economy of Nigeria. Now I'm not an advocate of GMB, but I believe if you can't tackle a problem, leave it to someone who can (that is if you have the interests of the country at heart). GEJ has tried his best, let him give someone else the opportunity to tackle the problems facing this country, and if that person can't, with 2019 by the corner we can always elect someone else.

P.S: Typed this in a rush. Please ignore any grammatical/typographical error(s)...

Holy ghost fire scatter your left testicle. Do you know how many lives Buhari ruined when he was in power, arresting and jailing innocent people? I know a particular family very close to us who were victims. Has Buhari ever apologized to people like Ambrose Alli's wife and family members?

Only Nigerians with poverty mentality flaunt wealth. In other countries no one even gives a damn.

He had better reserve that fish for his family till after the elections. The treasury is empty; cleaned out by politicians on both sides. Hard times await a lot of Nigerians ahead.

One cucumber here is sold for N100 in FCT.

What a liar this basket mouth is, just like all these lying celebrities. I own a factory and my combined bills for the place, my office and home do not even come near to half that amount. Liar!

I dey my house kampe. Nothing dey happen.

Uchwilliam:
Pls i wanna part of this but i dont hv any business proposal,cn sb pls help me with one?Tnx.uchennanwaka@gmail.com

Surely you have got to be kidding me...

jethro2:
Yoruba said "Olowe mon owe ara eru ija lon ba"
Not commenting on your thread and allowing people swallow most of the lies you sprut takes the grace of God.
You don't want to go this way again....
Please watch what you write when it has anything to do with what i write.
its obvious your so called boss is an internet farmer. My time are so precious that i can no longer afford a seconds for people that claims to know but knows nothing.
Be warned

This stupid woman. Can you get away from here please? All you do is to quarrel and fight. After the last insult you made on my wife, I was somehow wishing to come to that Owerri meeting to confront you personally but at the end it is not worth it. Better respect yourself before this goes to the next level.

Lesgupnigeria:
Just seeing this thread now....another agric e-fight.
All i see is negative and pessimistic comments.
If you can't contribute any positive idea or information,must you post to discourage others to take advantage of it?
I remember how the youwin programme was destructively criticised,many positive,optimistic,hardworking people were given millions of naira,
I remember how i was criticised and label it as falsehood when i stated in one of my thread about government given out loans to farmers,until i posted SMS evidences sent to me from BOA after the loan was disbursed into my account.
Some farmers were also given credit worth ten of millions
@stagger, you have done a great job here,there is no need of engaging in any e-fight.
I now know the reason why the gap between the highly successful and the not so successful people will always be wide.
Anyone that want to be a doubting thomas can say that its a propaganda and sit by till the opportunity pass them by.
People,you have two choices now; whether to be pessimistic and allow the opportunity to pass you by forever or you take the bold positive step and create the wealth agribusiness presents to you.

Well said. Those that have ears to hear should hear and take action. God opens up opportunities for people using these programs. Like I said, apply and give yourself a 50% chance of getting this grant, or criticize, yab government repeatedly and take no action and give yourself 0% chance of getting the grant.

A YouWIN 1 Winner recently gave an interview. See it here: http://enterprise54.com/i-dont-like-jonathan-i-doubted-youwin-initially-but-it-has-given-me-huge-sums-of-money-owambe-ceo/

You may hate the messengers, but don't hate the message. Most times, God uses the dirtiest containers to deliver His goodies to people.

YEAP summary here:
https://www.nairaland.com/2177369/youth-employment-agriculture-programme-yeap/1#31566758

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Filing the YEAP form for Federal grants and assistance in this venture...Hope The Honourable Minister for Agric looks favourably at my Expression of Interest application.... [/color]

All those who wish to apply to YEAP should check the thread out. I put up a summary there:
https://www.nairaland.com/2177369/youth-employment-agriculture-programme-yeap/1#31566758

By the way Ichidodo, I want to know if you are within the age bracket for the YEAP program. Which area are you putting in for, because plantain does not seem to be in the priority value chain areas advertised for.

I am above the 18-35 age bracket but I will still apply; you never know.

Since they are biafrans, why are they concerned about whatever is happening in Nigeria?

aristocrazzy:
Eya! Sorry, God knows best. RIP. Security challenges in naija. GEJ get out of there.

Wetin concern GEJ for here? How many people are killed in New York every day? Or is it not in US where black people are shot by police and cleared by grand juries?

Give me a break. RIP to the dead. God will judge those robbers.

Thread bumped for the benefit of everyone concerned.

jasper7:
I just stumbled upon this pic in my gallery and decided to share... Last year the government gave land to Thai Agro and Allied to set up a pilot cucumber farm. Guess who they called to set up and manage the farm? Me! so, yes, it's one in a long lists of farms I co-own or manage.
Imagine my surprise to visit the farm and see the governor eating my cucumber. . Remain small make i shout Ole! Lol. Long story short, that visit has helped me access a lot of ministry of agric facilities in Imo state.

I laugh at people when they queue up in government house to submit proposal. My belief is that if you aspire to be the best, and actually get there. you won't stand on any queues

Moral of this story: Whatever you are doing, be the best at it and watch world Leaders queue up to meet you.

Thanks to Thai Agro for helping me get here o. honestly

True word.

This woman is a fool.

Once you make any physical contact with hard drugs, there are devices which can detect even the minutest of quantities on a simple swab. Then you have the scanners which will easily show the swallowed stuff as whitish balls in the stomach area. Next thing is to put you in a room until you shit the nonsense out.

Trying to traffic hard drugs through the airports is a waste of time in the 21st century. There is more than enough technology to pick such people out.

SUBMISSION OF EOI DOCUMENT
Address EOIs to the Honourable Minister, Federal Ministry of Agric and Rural Development. Submission must be made in triplicate (one original and two copies), with selected value chain clearly written on top right corner of the envelope on or before 12 noon of Tuesday March 31, 2015 to this address:

The Secretary
Ministerial Tenders Board
Federal Ministry of Agric and Rural Development
Ground Floor, Room F001
FCDA Secretariat, Area 11,
Garki, Abuja

OR

State Directors
FMARD in the 12 states mentioned earlier.

Successful candidates will be notified by email, telephone, newspaper ads, ministry website, notice board of submission centres.

Make sure you collect your submission slip and register your EOI document at the submission centre. Consideration will be based on place of residence and NOT state of origin.

VALUE CHAIN ACCORDING TO GEOPOLITICAL ZONE

NORTH CENTRAL
Rice, fish farming, poultry, maize, soybean, groundnut, apiculture, cassava, horticulture, welding and fabrication of agric equipment.

NORTH WEST
Rice, fish farming, poultry, maize, groundnut, apiculture, tomato, sorghum, horticulture, welding and fabrication + repairs and maintenance of agric equipment.

NORTH EAST
Rice, fish farming, poultry, maize, sorghum, wheat, horticulture, welding and fabrication + repairs and maintenance of agric equipment.

SOUTH WEST
Rice, fish farming, poultry, cocoa, snailery, grasscutter, apiculture, cassava, welding and fabrication + repairs and maintenance of agric equipment.

SOUTH SOUTH
Rice, fish farming, poultry, oil palm, snailery, grasscutter, horticulture, apiculture, cassava, welding and fabrication + repairs and maintenance of agric equipment.

SOUTH EAST
Rice, fish farming, poultry, oil palm, snailery, grasscutter, horticulture, apiculture, cassava, welding and fabrication + repairs and maintenance of agric equipment.

Each participating state will be supported for three years. FMARD therefore invites Nagropreneurs (graduates) and Rural Youths (school leavers) of age 18-35 years to submit an Expression of Interest (EOI) to be accompanied with the following information:

Name
Sex
Date of birth
Place of residence
Contact details
Tertiary institution attended
Academic qualification with date
Letter of attestation from ward/community head
Evidence of company registration where applicable.

You must submit photocopies of birth certificate/age declaration, evidence of academic qualification, tertiary institution attended (nagropreneurs) and letter of attestation.

Batch 1 YEAP Participating States are:

Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Enugu, Imo, Ogun, Lagos, Kaduna, Katsina, Niger, Benue, Bauchi, Gombe and FCT.

Program is to empower five hundred nagropreneurs per state and twenty thousand market-oriented producers (rural youths) per state. Priority value chains are:

Poultry, fish farming, sheep and goat production, bull fattening, welding and fabrication, repair and maintenance of agric equipment, footwear and leather goods manufacture, cassava production and processing, rice production and processing, soybeans production and processing, cocoa production and processing, oil palm production and processing, sorghum production and processing, maize production and processing, wheat production and processing, groundnut production and processing, snailery, grasscutter production, bee keeping and honey production, tomato production and processing, orchad establishment and agric extension services.

searching4love:


GEJ TILL MAY 28TH 2015



SAI BUHARI

Fool. Don't you know it was under Buhari's regime that this behaviour by men in uniform got entrenched?

I have actually had to threaten a passenger that we will throw his things out and move, then he will come to Abuja to meet me there. What nonsense.

excess4luv:
@ stagger, can u help us with the print media names that has the adverts

Can you please go to the first three posts of this thread? I wonder why Nigerians are very bad at reading. This thread has only two pages, yet someone is asking for information that is available on the first few posts which I myself acted on and secured the news paper. Haba!

What is the difference between flying in a squashy private jet like this one, and flying economy class?