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mahogany28:
hi house, i have a website and looking for a way to collect payment from customers around the world from my website. so that they can purchase some items and pay for them instantly. i know paypal allows this,but not in nigeria. is there any other available option plz help, !thanks.

Hello,

I can integrate tow widely used payment processors into your website. But I will charge you N20,000 for the job (N10,000 for my service charge, N10,000 to be used for the process).

What's your number so I can holla you?

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Yes my brother Kheme. But like I said, one element you need to incorporate into your trading is to use proper risk management. The second trade you opened with 10,000 volume size of EURUSD was not a good move.

Secondly, the Greece situation has been weighing on the Euro, hence the steep fall. You need to gauge market sentiment before taking any trades.

Do you use TradeCentral's technical analysis? It will help you know where and when to take trades at any given time.

If the snapshots on your Avatrader are anything to go by, then your open EURUSD trades should have been stopped out by now. I wonder how you would open positions equivalent to 0.15 lots on an account size of $127. That is horrendous risk management.

This is why it is always best to hear both sides of the story before rushing to judgement like a lot of people here do.

I'm really having a good laugh here. Someone here obviously needs to go back to school to learn how to even spell a username. As is always my practice, I do not waste time arguing with people like yeye4live who make no meaningful contributions here on Nairaland.

of all things a man has to worry about, must it be whether his wife greets him or not? such a man either has too much money and has nothing else to worry about, or is just an egoistic narcissist.

Sometimes, i greet my wife first, sometimes she greets me first. What really does that have to do with anything?

Prepare to lose your collateral. How can someone collect a bank loan in this time and age of bank wahala and not know what to do with it?

Why did u collect the loan in the first place?

Take that money, and invest it in selling petrol. Go to a station, rent a pump, and start lifting. Unfortunately, even your N2m cannot get a truck of PMS.

Anyone who is truly serious about this and who is ready to PAY for this process should contact me on 08027601655.

I charge $10,000 for the entire process (negotiable though). So it is only for those who are serious enough to see this project from beginning to end. And you will have to meet me in my factory so you see the process in action.

one thing about clothes is that the fashion and styles change from generation to generation>

In Scotland, the males wear skirts. It is the custom there.

In the middle East, the men wear gowns. Has been that way from time immemorial, even in the times of Jesus Christ. That is why the Bible speaks of "guirding your loins". something Elijah did to outrun Ahab's chariot.

So the real question here is"

WHAT PERTAINETH TO WOMEN, AND WHAT PERTAINETH TO MEN?

idifu:
i need a Uzi where can i get one

My brother, where in Naija do u want to get an Uzi, a weapon that fires 900 rounds a minute?

It is an Israeli made weapon. GO to Israel and tell them you want to flush out extremists.

Maybe they will give you one.

all this talk of motion detectors is a waste of time.

Just get yourself a personal arsenal and killer dogs. According to a dog training book I read, an attack dog can be trained to keep still until the intruders have climbed the fence and are well into the compound, near enough to be slaughtered by the dogs but too far from their entry point.

Once the dogs rush the intruders, let your armaments do all the talking from them on.

Works like magic.

Last time robbers raided our estate, it took the police (who arrived 5 mins after the distress call bc of the heavy duty politicians who live around there) to intevene.

One of them even asked " so out of all of una wey dey here, nobody get gun sef! Na wa for una o!"

I was shocked! I think owning one is not a bad idea. Get a licensed one though! Illegal possession of firearms is not something you want to get caught for in Nigeria. A million and one crimes can be branded on your head!

People get shot everyday in the various SARS divisions in Nigeria, many of them innocent. Some just because guns not licensed were found within their vicinities.

He should not give the money to anybody; here or anywhere else.

What time will a student have to trade forex (during school hours? unbelievable), breeding catfish (really should he be skipping lectures for days on end to tend to catfish).

Sasifun's biz idea makes sense here. His target market for her products is with him there in his school and it won't eat into his working hours.

I will advise the guy to fix the money for at least a year while he takes time to understudy a business he can do for himself. He can go to Zenith bank. They give good rates. Let him arrange to have his interest paid every three months. He can make do with that while he studies a good business to work on.

yep. focusing more on realistic trucking orders than on all these "metric tonnes" stuff that wastes my time.

Imported clothes are banned. Truth is the foreign designers have closed our eyes for too long. If you use their methods and match it all up with a good quality fabric and proper sewing finishing, you can get products as good as any top designer in the world.

it does not take much to set up a clothing line, depending on what you want.

It requires being creative, design something unique, then convert your design into sewing patterns using specialized software, then print out your patterns according to sizes, trace them out, and then sew them using the recommended fabrics.

All can be done right here in Nigeria. I do this and it is not so complicated. It is just that you need your money to pay my organisation to do all this for you.

Then you get your brand name registered and appended to your clothes and voila!

Your brand is ready.

Question is who is ready to pay for all this to be done for them?

anyone who needs live charts of several traded currencies and commodities can check www.legacorp.com/currency_tools.htm.

It's absolutely free.

dead drunk. I thought we had overcome some of this nonsense.

So they are back again. a popular cafe i visit here shows one guy with tattered shoes always bellowing into his phone

"I have so so and so metric tonnes of AGO, LPFO, blah blah blah".

the guy had even called me once asking if i had crude oil. Never knew it was the guy until i saw him one day, LIVE!

Pls be careful people!

You can now check the conversion rates for the Naira against the Euro, Dollar, Pound Sterling and other major currencies on www.legacorp.com/currency_tools.htm.

The rates displayed are similar to what you obtain on the streets of Naija. It's free to use.

Also forex traders are free to utilize the other tools on that page.

You can now check the conversion rates for the Naira against the Euro, Dollar, Pound Sterling and other major currencies on www.legacorp.com/currency_tools.htm.

The rates displayed are similar to what you obtain on the streets of Naija. It's free to use.

Also forex traders are free to utilize the other tools on that page.

What exactly do you want? You want to buy VISA card or the Graphcard Internet card (for registration)?

consultmartins:
Mr nowonder, i think you deserve what you got.  Imagine! You want to make $450 every 3 months without lifting a finger. I wonder when Nigerians will drop their get rich quick mentality.

Imagine someone wants to make $450 without working.

Nowonder, you are truly lazy. You want to defraud a law nature that says that for you to earn,you must work!

My community has a palm plantation measuring 526 hectares. It is under the control of the town union. Maybe if you want, we can arrange for you to pay a visit to the community and you can enter into a long term arrangement with the town union.

The chill pill approach is the best for now.

Any serious buyer interested in buying PMS should initiate contact with me. Only limited quantities are available. The product is presently scarce, both at the the supply and demand levels.

Only those who have their money to pick 33000 litres and above should contact me on 08027601655. Terms are strictly that you should come to the refinery,pay for the product using any of the banks there, get your loading ticket and take your product.

I don't want anyone to call me asking to bring the product to your location for so called "payment on delivery". I will hang up on you and blacklist your number permanently.

What's the take on the NFp report today? The currency of choice is usually USDJPY.

jumi07601:
I currently have a 13,000 liter fuel tanker and would like to lease it out. How much can I expect to get for it on a monthly basis?

Do you want someone to manage it for you, or you want it put to use on your behalf at the PH refinery? If you are willing to pay me 20% of what you make (ex-expenses of course), I can get you up and running by next week.

No stories here. The moment you are paid for your haulage, your money is paid into your account same day. I would advise that you just do it intra-city. The 13,800 litre tankers are not as popular as the big ones, but you can still put it to use.