₦airaland Forum

24 months? Phone snatchers will be regreting they didn't go to school n become pen robbers like the jailed man.

CodeHouse:
It seemed I once promised such but didnt have the time to complete it as planned at that period cos most times personal and contracted projects always have a way to cos distractions but if you were actually reffering to me then I would say I am glad I spent my time doing something else instead of programming for you.

Some of us have slight health issues that you dont even care about, what is wrong in sending a mail, some of us have our phone numbers written in our NL signature, just a minute call or text message would do to say: ."Guy hello how are you today, hope you didnt forget to help me with that task.. "

We never even spoke before and you just expect an anonymous person to do your task for you, just like that without even showing cares..

I have a very good friend in here, he calls, sends mail, text for one assistance or the other and most times I am always in the middle of one project or the other and over time he got to understand me and cares for what I do and my time, now he asks questions and I reply to him on whatsaap and I sent written codes to him once on whatsapp..

Infact the first time I got a programming job from a company out of Nigeria, I called him to know, he knew when I was even on my way to the embassy and all of that.. this is a friend from NL I never saw.

When I arrived at the said country, I got a refferal to do another job while I was in the middle of one, he was the person I called back in Nigeria to know if he could do the task..

If you want a challenge between you and I in order to prove to you that I dont just design, that I also code verrrrrrrry well, kindly mention me.

I would not come on NL to argue with anyone as it is the norm here, back to the topic... @OP have you also noticed the numerous java, python, etc whatsapp groups and the reasons for their evolvement?

There was nothing to complete in my own case. I never asked for beautiful ui and never forced anyone to do my task for me. I did it myself with the aid of ms-dos command in less than 6 days (my first encounter with ms-dos batch scripting) but wanted the whole thing i was promised to metamorph into something bigger and far more inspiring. I remember coming back to the thread to do multiple mentions. In the end, I am a better programmer without getting the expo . . .

modath:
Thats the way forward....

the rejection or the increase? Which one? Diff between Buhari n GEJ increase is one isn't percieved as trying to decieve Nigerians into selling out. Where are the SURE-P bus n stuff today?

What happened to all our gold, bitumen, tin, and coal deposits? Until the major tribes stop oppresing the minorities and FG stops being parasitic on oil, there will be no incentive for unproductive states to bring out their own cake for sharing.

Congress of hateful n spiteful losers . . . You guy can self-service with engine oil on this subsidy matter all you want.

chocolateme:
I wonder when the price is gonna come down. This little quantity of tomatoes was bought at #600 today..
How is the prices for fresh tomatoes in your area? Affordable or costlier?

When people start planting tomatoes on their own.
Most people still think Buhari controls market forces affecting tomato price.

slysteel:
Dude, you really need to go back to school and learn use of English language, thats why zombies are usually making mistakes, incase you didnt notice, the former president was talking about lobbying and not padding, you should have tried to find out the difference before disgracing yourself with this post, lobbying is a practice found all over the world were agents try to lobby senators to pass their ministries budgets on behalf of the ministry, it's done even in america (Google lobbying in capitol hill) and its not the same as padding where criminals smuggle un approved figures into the budget, learn the difference pls.

one of the rule of answering questions drawn out of comprehension passage in english language is reading the passage to the end before answering questions. You should stop being so vile.

If our leader were car wash owners they would charge clients their cars for washing them.

What's the use of fuel being $50pb when dollar goes for N320/$ as against N165/$ it sold for during the days of $108/pb oil price?
Hateful zombies wailing everywhere.

The world can now say we are "fantastically corrupt" because somebody decided to fight corruption instead of letting us die in silence like the rest of the world.

If they can jail 200 corrupt ex-officials before 2019, it will sent a message to the looters for a long time.

^

nigeriafilm:
Rise to your defense. It is what you wished you were in power to correct, now you have the power

@ 165 a $ N145/ltr = $0.9/ltr as against $0.45/ltr now use you brain n stop hating.

Pained loser . . .

UmuEri:
Finally GEJ has been vindicated!


Meanwhile, I expect NLC and all the labour leaders to Occupy Nigeria immediately, or tender an unreserved apology to GEJ

N145 under Gej is diff from 145 now.
At N165/$ 145 was almost a dollar at $0.91 but it is ~$0.5 now.

modath:
All dis money you evil people are sharing, when


1. 2:1 Graduates are forced into recharge card business

2. No Ambulances to transport trauma victims to the hospital & our healthcare system has turned to a death enhancing system

3. Our roads have become deathtraps,

4. Government primary school have saggy leaking roofs and the pupils are forced to sit on bare

5. Flaunting of ill gotten wealth is now a thing of pride..

............

Diaris godu ooo

in a country where
farmer can't engage in mechanized farming
hospitals don't have power supply.

The Buhari-led govt should continue to hunt down the economic bushmeat of the moment. Any hunted hunter that wants to hate blindly should hate on.

For those still blaming Buhari for challenging the budget padding tradition at the expense of a delayed passage of the 2016 budget.

President Goodluck Jonathan said on Friday that he would sack all Heads of Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) who lobbied the National Assembly to distort the 2012 budget. The President stated this in his remarks shortly after signing the 2012 appropriation bill into law at the State House in Abuja. Mr. Jonathan said the attitude of MDAs lobbying for increase of their budget by the National Assembly had been responsible for the difficulties in budget implementation. He said that he already had security information on some heads of Parastatals and Agencies who lobbied the National Assembly to increase the 2012 Budget and says he will make scapegoats of them. “One of the greatest problems I have noticed from the day I resumed office as a vice president in 2007 till date is that Federal Government budgets have not been based on proper planning. “In most cases, when the budget comes out from the Planning Ministry and Finance, along the line, people distort the budget, especially some heads of MDAs go to lobby the National Assembly to put figures that are not based on planning. “And that is why it has been very difficult for federal government to achieve targets.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nnorth-east/4633-jonathan_threatens_to_sack_heads_of_mdas_for_distorting_2012_bud.html

peoplesdemocraticparty.com.ng


peoplesdemocraticparty.com.ng/?page_id=69



Or could it be as a result of change in their online strategy after the defeat?

furetin20:
Good morning sir, kindly call 200 and verify that's more easier than going all the way to their physical office. Thanks.

I finally spoke to an Etisalat customer care agent and they confirmed my fear that the card was used 7:43am on 2nd May 2016, that's less than an hour after i sent it. According to the customer care agent the cards were loaded by 2 diff numbers.
They declined to reveal the numbers that loaded the cards due to their code of operation anyways.

SleekAboki:
You think this would be another Ojota carnival for you to come and have some good times?Keep smoking that shit you addicted on.

SleepAboki is that you? Always typing while dosing.

SleekAboki:
Buhari through his megalomania gave raise to this latest arms struggle by the avengers.People are already disenchanted with Buhari command and control approach to national issues.

The Avengers shouldn't be underrated cos they are capable of hitting targets beyond the Niger Delta region like the Fulani militias on rampage.

Looking at the living conditions in the creeks,they are in order to demand full resource control and violence as we all know is the only tools to get the government into a round table.

So Buhari can't probe looters again abi . . .

SleekAboki:
A recipe for violent revolution.

Once i read the comment and saw the moniker of its poster i laughed. No be only violent revolution na violent revolver. Keep dreaming and think Nigerians mistake the divisive Jo for Buhari.

Like other livestock breeders they should restrict the cattle movement and provide food for them by planting or buying and not killing farm owners or raiding farm settlement to kill them there.

Common logic to me. It is a simple forensic science logic, the hair tell a deeper tale of substance intake than the blood or other body fluids.

LRNZH:
To put it simply, you are funny. If the Ijaws cannot utilise the 13% oil derivation funds that go to the states where they reside, the monies that oil companies pay to their states and communities as tax and benefits to develop their region due to corruption, how can they now rid themselves of corruption if they take over all the resources in Nigeria?

The corruption they are experiencing has its foundation in the loopsided resources sharing being ochestrated by the FG. As long as the FG keeps playing a false big brother the little units like LGAs will suffer.

LRNZH:
https://cdn.oilprice.com/a/img/content/news/718x300/b6a8548f959514498b762f943cc53480.jpg



Akwa Ibom (N260 billion or $1.7 billion)
Rivers (N230 billion or $1.5 billion)
Delta (N209 billion or $1.3 billion)
Bayelsa (N173 billion or $1.1 billion)
Lagos (N168 billion or $1.1 billion)
Kano (N140 billion or $0.9 billion)
Katsina (N103 billion or $0.7 billion)
Oyo (N100 billion or $0.6 billion)
Kaduna (N97 billion or $0.6 billion)
Borno (N94 billion or $0.6 billion).



The government of President Buhari has ordered a military response to the menace caused by the "Avengers". I hope we do not witness another Odi Massacre. Any battle in ijaw land will only draw-back their quest for development. The Kanuris should have learnt that from the Boko haram excapade they got involved in.

Are the Ijaw youths bombing oil facilities at their own detriment? Is this shortsightedness? I wonder.

Kindly leave comments let us analyse this issue.


cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Obinoscopy

Stop spewing half wisdom OP . . .
The Ijaws feel trapped by the government structure force down everybodys throat by the FG. The FG being controlled by greedy parasites has decided to embrace a sharing formula that takes money/resource from the productive states n give parasitic states and the FG. This has promoted corruption from Federal level down to local govt level and in turn improverish people in the local government areas where oil is being explored. If only 50% of resources running Nigeria came from the North n West n East, then it would av help avoid this pattern of corruption whereby the local govts are neglected.

Acidosis:
Why don't you start by asking your state governor about what he did/does with security votes? Some Governors get N1 billion flat without a single account/audit for that purpose.


Corruption will never end when it is fought with prejudice.

Come 2019 when bubu is booted out, PDP will resume with greater impunity while fighting APC hard. That cycle will continue until zombies and wailers are ready to fight corruption..

A man who claimed he had less than N2m in his account won the election through highly expensive and sophisticated platforms like APC situation room, APC radio, sophisticated banners, tv ads, APC toll free calls/polls, short movies, celebrity endorsements, and other world most expensive campaign strategies, etc., and he feels he's 'cleaner' than DASUKI?

In my own school of thought, Buhari is as corrupt as Dasuki, and if I were a judge, they'll both be jailed.

You can rant all you want, why didn't GEJ go after Buhari? If Buhari was truly corrupt, why sponsor vile documentary against him with stolen instead of empowering the justice apparatus to go after him?

Do spirits pay tax?

MAROC:
....and people should stop taking you seriously cos you'd always come to Buhari's Defence after those "attacks"... right or wrong like a typical Z*****...

Which one of the points raised is false? Nigeria receiving aid, Buhari's Daughter schooling at Surrey, The scam fight against corruption or Nigerian officials being overpaid??

Is Buhari paying those school fees with the foreign aid? The real zombie are the dailymail uk who allow any shìtty news come out through them.

TPAND:
What do we make of a country's economy when her states are in serious financial distress and mess.
Merger and acquisitions of state seems to be the way out . Lagos can afford to acquire Bayelsa and Ekiti
Delta and Rivers can merge

Some states are productive but others are just waiting to share what comes out of the productive states. States like Kano, Osun, Kwara, Ekiti, Ebonyi, Imo, taraba.

A bill that forces herdsmen to confine their livestock to cattle ranches will go a long way. If poultry farmer can feed their own livestock in an enclosed area, the cattle rearers should . . .