Politics › Re: Biafra: IPOB Dead And Gone – Lai Mohammed by Standing5(m): 8:05pm On Nov 22, 2017*. Modified: 1:08am On Nov 25, 2017 |
These people sha. Lie lie lie. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Orders Military Crackdown On Banditry In Zamfara by Standing5(m): 6:25pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
I consider this some sort of response to an SOS call from Buhari's bethren in trade. |
Politics › Re: Shouldn't FG Prioritize Refining Of Proven Crude Over Exploration? by Standing5(m): 3:38am On Nov 08, 2017 |
mapet |
Romance › Re: I Did Evil To A Lady This Morning. by Standing5(m): 12:23am On Nov 08, 2017 |
hotwax: I decided to share my experience when I saw some area boys fighting in Sura, Lagos this morning. I remember what I passed through years back.
Here is my story. After my NYSC, I was fortunate to get a job with one bank as a graduate trainee. I was living fine with a decent income. Because of my low income, and because I didn’t want to service high rent until I get a better job or improved income, I decided to rent a house somewhere in Oko-Oba agege, Lagos.
The street is so rough. Many area boys here and there. Some places are rough in Lagos. Sorry to say Osogbo where I come from is not rough when compared to Lagos (Bar some Ikejas and VIs of this world). There is this particular gang. They call them ‘Landlord’. They are the most notorious. They have their post where they sit all day, like police. They sit at the entrance of our street and they watch people as they go and come. They are in charge of all the girls in the street.
I, doing a white collar job. I have nobody in Lagos. Na work carry me come Lagos. I wake up early in the morning, notch my tie and suit, go to work, come back in the evening. I had no problem with anyone. I didn’t even expect anyone to know me because I was always coming late at night. Some co-tenant even challenged me that they didn’t know someone like me stays under the same roof with them. To cut the story short, I got a call at work that some guys have burgled my house. I rushed down from work. They broke my door, cart away my laptop, some cash, my home theatre, my jeans, shoes e.t.c. I counted my loss, filed a police report and moved on. The following week, it was a Saturday, I usually spend my Saturday doing training, but this Saturday, I was expecting a chick, so I stayed home. I decided to buy some fruits for my date. I went to the entrance of a street, low and behold, I saw one of these area boys wearing my stolen shoe. I looked at the shoe, I made sure he saw me checking it out. He looked at me, made some funny face to tell me “What are you gonna do?”.
I looked at them and saw another guy with a round neck. It was my best cloth. I remember I bought it in one classic boutique at Ikeja. It pained me when I lost it. I rushed home to inform my Landlord. I told him I would go and inform the police. He said he knew they were the one that broke into my room, but he would advise me not to take any action. He said, based experience, police will arrest them in the morning and before evening, and they will return to the same post in the evening and start hunting me. They are above the law. They work with the police. Police can’t do them anything.
I felt bad, cheated and humiliated. But I let it go, but had it in mind that I was gonna revenge. I set a reminder on my phone to 3 months later when they would have forgotten what they have done. When they will not suspect me. I grew up in Osun state and I was privileged to know people. I called a guy who was my junior in secondary school. We call him “Sheu”, he was a member of OPC then but later dropped OPC and became his own Kingpin. He joined politics and started organizing boys for Political parties. His father is a muslim native doctor “Afa”. Sheu is one talented gangster and a spiritualist. There was a time he even went to fight Fulani herdsmen when they were disturbing Ede town. He was like my school son then, now a big man.
I called him, I narrated everything. He said “Egbon, no lele” He said I should give them my address. He came in person to visit me, he went to their junction to inspect and access them. He told me it’s an easy task. He will teach them a lesson. I expressed my worry that if they know I was the one, it will complicate matter. He said, I should leave the matter to him.
I didn’t know how it happened. I returned from work one day. I saw police on my street manning every corners. I looked at the juncture, landlord gangs were nowhere to be found. I suspected my handiwork, but was not sure. I got home, people gave me account of what happened. They said some gangs from another street came to attack those boys. They said they have never seen such people before. They were armed to the tooth with guns and charms. They said our area boys have been hospitalized. They seriously injured them. They mention one guy that he was at the point of death as they speak. They stabbed him on the neck and it fatal. They said they thought those area boys have charms, but these visitors charms passed their own. It was a clean Job, they maimed them and escaped, they came in 2 buses.
I quickly rushed to one corner and called sheu. He said “task completed with no trace” I should put my mind at rest. After like a month when they recover from their wounds, some of them left the street. Some remained and what I saw was inter-cult war. Street cults started suspecting each-other. There were many in-fighting. None of them suspected me up till today, even after I left their street. I even met one when I paid my old house a visit. He said “Bros long time oooo, you don fat ooo… you don leave this area? Anything for boys?” Well done Sir. |
Romance › Re: Porn Can Work Positively by Standing5(m): 12:18am On Nov 08, 2017 |
hotwax: “Holier than thou” team can criticize me after reading my post, however if you are open minded, flow with me. Yes I watch porn, I am not going to pretend. Despite all the disadvantages attributed to porn, its working for me.
How?
It is true that if you are not careful with PN, it will deform you sexually. E.g. you see male pornstars going hours before climaxing. This is a misconception. They are either on drugs or the scene doctored. Also all por_nstar pinis are always large, therefore, guys with average pinis will start feeling inferior.
I can continue to count many misconceptions, but I am not writing this post because of that. PN has helped me satisfy women in the past. All my ex always want to come back to have a taste after they leave me. I gained so much sexual experiences and flavours from PN. While having it, I explore different options with my partner. So sex with me is never dull.
I am not advertising myself. Just trying to state the obvious that PN is not that harmful if you have emotional control. And I am not alone in this. I know many guys/ladies who actively watch PN and are great in bed.
Your take. Your a double faced liar. Juxtapose these two posts and see what you really are. hotwax: God has taken hustling out of my life. Blogger? No. I am gainfully employed with 5 digit figure salary over 300k. Your family can be hustling, but mine? God is totally in control |
Business › Re: Dangote Gives N500,000,000 To Kano Market Fire Disaster Victims (Photo) by Standing5(m): 4:21pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
BUHARIjubrin: So we should clap for him 
He made his money from nigerians so its common sense if he spends it on Nigerians .
Non-indegens and Muslims better look elsewhere cos the money is not for you. Kidney problem. |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 4:12pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
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Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 1:27pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
mapet: 1. I tot you would have responded to the idiotic poser of "How many years did it take to find oil in Oloibiri?". I understand, not only are you daft and ignorant, you have no honor. You don't want to acknowledge your gaffe
2. As for the bolded part, I tot your position was
But that said.......I am wasting my time engaging a non-starter like you Stop laying bare your ignorance out of arrogance. By say maximize value of current reserve. I mean refining it locally to employ more people like you to create jobs and other benefits. Take a look at Dangote refinery dummy. It will create hundreds of thousand of jobs. Why gamble on more oil when you can't refine that you have to maximize its value? |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 12:33pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
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Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 11:53am On Nov 07, 2017 |
mapet: 1. How did we get here in the first place? If the previous govt had understood (or so I imagine) that they needed to be responsible enough to continue building our foreign reserves (which is the "shock absorber" to effects of economic down-turn) rather than recklessly deplete it, we would not have found ourselves in this mess
2. That the Oil price is going up does not necessarily mean we should start to celebrate. We need to among other initiatives, continue build our foreign reserve month-on-month. That is critical to stabilise the forex, force it down and gradually impact the economy. There is no free money anywhere. ECA should be emptied into the SWF and should either be used for infrastructure development or committed to exports So says a mental wreck. You flaws of past admin shouldn't be used as an excuse by the current adming to perpetrate more evil. |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 11:46am On Nov 07, 2017 |
mapet: You are either in denial or damn too stu.pid to respond to my direct question. Let me take it further, So what happens when the so called oil from your famed ND expires? Do you even know the oil business ? Oh! I see! you're just another "rat" that looks for freebies?
Unfortunately, I had imagined you were beyond the sub-par reasoning capacity zone.....but my bad! I'm sorry I mistook you for someone else It is a only mental case like you that will prioritize refining of crude that's been proven to exist below gambling to discover new crude reserves. How many prospecting did the nation do to get crude in Oloibiri? I don't know what you are taking - coke, weed, bribe, or salary - for you to profer that instead of maximizing what we have we should sell it cheap and use it to gamble for more. Parasitic thinking of mental wreck. |
Education › Re: FG Commissions Redeemers University To Carryout Monkey Pox Analysis by Standing5(m): 11:32am On Nov 07, 2017 |
mapet: That is a key problem. The universities themselves needs to bear the responsibility of their readiness or otherwise. It is not that the FG universities cannot do this project given to Redeemers, but how has the leadership of the FG universities sustained the capacity growth of the Universities?
Virtually all the lecturers in the private Universities had their roots in the FG/State owned Universities. Research collaboration is global, the internet has provided huge access to information and resources. What Redeemers are able to do, a lecturer in a typical Abia State University is able to do provided the infrastructure are made available |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 11:30am On Nov 07, 2017 |
mapet: ......and what is wrong with prospecting for Oil? Bros, don't be fooled by political statements of politicians in all facets of our society. Basic geology tells us that Oil is found in traps in most basins. We are currently exploiting the Niger-Delta basins, what happens to other basins? Chad & Niger for example are exploring their own end of basins that shares common "features" with ours.
I think many of you have "bad-belle" and are uncomfortable to a reality that Oil will be discovered in the North Don't infect me with your zombie bug sir. Have we refined the one gotten from ND to maximize its value ? NO. You are here talking nonsense about wasting more funds all in the name of exploring basins. Go sort yourself with that poster you with whom contradicted yourself while posting zombie stuff. I might be out of Nairaland but not out of touch. |
Romance › Re: I Did Evil To A Lady This Morning. by Standing5(m): 8:14am On Nov 07, 2017 |
hotwax: God has taken hustling out of my life. Blogger? No. I am gainfully employed with 5 digit figure salary over 300k. Your family can be hustling, but mine? God is totally in control People who work still blog so what's your stupíd rant about family you barely know for ? |
Romance › Re: I Did Evil To A Lady This Morning. by Standing5(m): 7:52am On Nov 07, 2017*. Modified: 12:22am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Blogging hussle is real. How I Dealt With Some Hoodlums On My Streethotwax: I decided to share my experience when I saw some area boys fighting in Sura, Lagos this morning. I remember what I passed through years back.
Here is my story. After my NYSC, I was fortunate to get a job with one bank as a graduate trainee. I was living fine with a decent income. Because of my low income, and because I didn’t want to service high rent until I get a better job or improved income, I decided to rent a house somewhere in Oko-Oba agege, Lagos.
The street is so rough. Many area boys here and there. Some places are rough in Lagos. Sorry to say Osogbo where I come from is not rough when compared to Lagos (Bar some Ikejas and VIs of this world). There is this particular gang. They call them ‘Landlord’. They are the most notorious. They have their post where they sit all day, like police. They sit at the entrance of our street and they watch people as they go and come. They are in charge of all the girls in the street.
I, doing a white collar job. I have nobody in Lagos. Na work carry me come Lagos. I wake up early in the morning, notch my tie and suit, go to work, come back in the evening. I had no problem with anyone. I didn’t even expect anyone to know me because I was always coming late at night. Some co-tenant even challenged me that they didn’t know someone like me stays under the same roof with them. To cut the story short, I got a call at work that some guys have burgled my house. I rushed down from work. They broke my door, cart away my laptop, some cash, my home theatre, my jeans, shoes e.t.c. I counted my loss, filed a police report and moved on. The following week, it was a Saturday, I usually spend my Saturday doing training, but this Saturday, I was expecting a chick, so I stayed home. I decided to buy some fruits for my date. I went to the entrance of a street, low and behold, I saw one of these area boys wearing my stolen shoe. I looked at the shoe, I made sure he saw me checking it out. He looked at me, made some funny face to tell me “What are you gonna do?”.
I looked at them and saw another guy with a round neck. It was my best cloth. I remember I bought it in one classic boutique at Ikeja. It pained me when I lost it. I rushed home to inform my Landlord. I told him I would go and inform the police. He said he knew they were the one that broke into my room, but he would advise me not to take any action. He said, based experience, police will arrest them in the morning and before evening, and they will return to the same post in the evening and start hunting me. They are above the law. They work with the police. Police can’t do them anything.
I felt bad, cheated and humiliated. But I let it go, but had it in mind that I was gonna revenge. I set a reminder on my phone to 3 months later when they would have forgotten what they have done. When they will not suspect me. I grew up in Osun state and I was privileged to know people. I called a guy who was my junior in secondary school. We call him “Sheu”, he was a member of OPC then but later dropped OPC and became his own Kingpin. He joined politics and started organizing boys for Political parties. His father is a muslim native doctor “Afa”. Sheu is one talented gangster and a spiritualist. There was a time he even went to fight Fulani herdsmen when they were disturbing Ede town. He was like my school son then, now a big man.
I called him, I narrated everything. He said “Egbon, no lele” He said I should give them my address. He came in person to visit me, he went to their junction to inspect and access them. He told me it’s an easy task. He will teach them a lesson. I expressed my worry that if they know I was the one, it will complicate matter. He said, I should leave the matter to him.
I didn’t know how it happened. I returned from work one day. I saw police on my street manning every corners. I looked at the juncture, landlord gangs were nowhere to be found. I suspected my handiwork, but was not sure. I got home, people gave me account of what happened. They said some gangs from another street came to attack those boys. They said they have never seen such people before. They were armed to the tooth with guns and charms. They said our area boys have been hospitalized. They seriously injured them. They mention one guy that he was at the point of death as they speak. They stabbed him on the neck and it fatal. They said they thought those area boys have charms, but these visitors charms passed their own. It was a clean Job, they maimed them and escaped, they came in 2 buses.
I quickly rushed to one corner and called sheu. He said “task completed with no trace” I should put my mind at rest. After like a month when they recover from their wounds, some of them left the street. Some remained and what I saw was inter-cult war. Street cults started suspecting each-other. There were many in-fighting. None of them suspected me up till today, even after I left their street. I even met one when I paid my old house a visit. He said “Bros long time oooo, you don fat ooo… you don leave this area? Anything for boys?” Always on your street. It is good to test the waters cos blogging isn't for all . |
Politics › Re: President Muhammad Buhari Appointments by Standing5(m): 7:45am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Govt of sharing. They share position, funds, jobs etct not according to merit but according to man-know-man bond. |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 7:34am On Nov 07, 2017 |
MicTayor: I ask,where were we when oil sold for $100/barrel? Read through my post history and see the stance I took. |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 7:22am On Nov 07, 2017 |
izzou: Very good news
To the general public This is another massive achievement by the APC led liars. Please take note
 Opposition is not a game of zombies just opposing like zombies |
Business › Re: Oil Price Rises To $64, Highest Since Mid-2015 by Standing5(m): 7:21am On Nov 07, 2017 |
A gov that can survive with oil at $40 should grow the economy rapidly at $65. Let's hope the Buhari govt doesn't use the majority of it to prospect for oil in Nasarawa and Kano. |
Business › Re: Piracy: Foreign Shipping Firms Pay N14bn To Escort Vessels In Nigeria by Standing5(m): 7:20am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Special country indeed. So what happens to the SMEs who can't afford to pay huge amount for security? This why govt should work on strenghtening the system to run smoothly on its own instead of the politics of regional domination we see daily. |
Education › Re: FG Commissions Redeemers University To Carryout Monkey Pox Analysis by Standing5(m): 7:18am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Sunnycliff: Everything is now religious in Nigeria, now there will be no scream of Islamization There will be. As long as the northern elites bury their heads in sand to deny seeing the damage Islam is bringing. |
Education › Re: FG Commissions Redeemers University To Carryout Monkey Pox Analysis by Standing5(m): 7:14am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Even the FG acknowledges that the ones they Fund heavily aren't operating at the required level. |
Politics › Re: List Of All Buhari's Appointees Since 2015 Released By Presidency by Standing5(m): 7:09am On Nov 07, 2017 |
agabusta: Engr Boat this is lame na.
Maina's appointment is just a procedural error. Not a fraud as you PDP goons are trying to paint it. Th fraud perpetuated by Maina occurred under the nose of PDP.
Similarly, the signing of contracts is also a procedural error. Premium Times that did that wonderful investigative journalism has not come out to tell us cash was missing. The way you PDP guys are jumping up and down like excited chickens one would have thought the whole thing was uncovered by you. You guys are just wishing for.a scandal where there is non.
Lawal and Oke have been sacked. Something GEJ would not have done during his time.
Before you talk of Aso Rock clinic lack of materials, first confirm the budgetary releases to them. We can then take you serious.
It's only illiterates that equals amount budgeted to amount eventually released. Pls confirm amount released to them we can then take u serious. Your mind is definitely not right for saying it was just a "procedural error". Buhari was aware, his closest staff were in the know and Maina is being guarded by who while on the run? DSS ? It is a fraud still being perpetrated. |
Politics › Re: REVEALED: How State Governments Waste Money by Standing5(op): 9:39am On Nov 04, 2017 |
Nigerians are hardly interested in things like these and so the elites mess us up. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Pentecostals Believe That Catholic Church Is Not A Bible Believing Church by Standing5(m): 2:44pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
HungerBAD: The Catholic right?
I am a Christian, and attend a Pentecostal Church. Churches, just like Christianity, is open to individual definition on how they see it and it has no one clear definition. so your question on why people consider the Catholic something else, will get you a lot of different answers, even if majority will be shrouded in ambiguity.
The Catholic Church did not start getting heat today from people. It started from the time the Church deviated from the Bible, and became a POLITICAL PARTY in the 14th and 15th Century.
The Catholic Church became too powerful.
There was a time in Europe, the Catholic Church had their hands in the choosing of Monarchs, and was heavily into financial racketeering. And it is on record that most Pope from that Era were Closet/Open Gays, who liked little boys, and that problem still persists with the amount the Catholic Church around the World keep paying money yearly to little boys molested by Catholic Priests.
And that is why Martin Luther lead the revolt, that nearly saw the collapse of the Catholic. God bless him.
As an individual, my problem with the Catholic has to do with the way they worship, as it is almost idolatry. Why can't i as a Christian pray to God directly?why do i need one statue, picture or something to intercede for me?why do i need to be calling the name of this Saint or that Saint to intercede on my behalf?
Why do i need to confess my sins in a Booth to another man(Reverend Father) when i can talk to God directly?is the Reverend Father now a gate keeper to God or Heaven?
But all these pale in comparison to one SIN i will never forgive the Catholic for. And that SIN is to make ABLE MEN with WORKING PRIVATE PARTS not be able to MAKE LOVE, or have babies just because they want to be Catholic Priests. Who made that DAMN LAW? God put a D--K on a man's body for a reason, but the Catholic, who in some way are claiming GOD are forcing MEN not to use it, because they want to serve God.
God, when he created MAN in the Garden of EDEN noticed after some days he had KONJI. And so he created EVE to be his helper,both in that Department(KONJI) and other Departments. So why is the Catholic Church reversing God's law?
How can you say God noticed konji . . . When in fact He put it there consciouly. What was causing the Konji? Apple or Leopards ? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Adeboye Saved Me From Spiritual Attack On My Private Jet" by Standing5(m): 7:02pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
Haters! where are they? |
Politics › Re: Was There Hunger In The Land During Gej's Time? by Standing5(m): 6:58pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
There wasn't more hunger but there was insecurity n corruption. |
Politics › Re: Gov Ortom Vows To Depose Traditional Rulers Who Frustrate Grazing Law by Standing5(m): 6:56pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
Stupid excuses everywhere. |
Politics › Re: Kaduna Govt ‘moves To Amend Law Prohibiting Alcohol Consumption’ by Standing5(m): 6:55pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
Hyprocrites. They like alcohol tax but not alcohol itself. |
Education › Re: Archaeologists Discovers Gates Of Hell. by Standing5(m): 6:52pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
So hell was built by humans! It makes sense. |
Business › Re: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by Standing5(m): 1:34pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Ymodulus: Sad truth is this is not a business. Business of this likes do not prompt growth. They kill innovation and growth and eventually death.
Am sorry bro. But in all congratulations It is an investment . . . For now. |
Politics › Re: School Children Going Home In Bayelsa Over Army Vaccination (Photos) by Standing5(m): 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2017 |
HungerBAD: Interesting.
My advice is simple. The parents rushing to pick up their kids from school, believing the military wants to inject their kids, should also enrol in the same school with their kids after all these drama.
It shows they not only lack common sense,but that they too like their kids,needs some formal kind of education.
What does the military stand to gain harming the citizenry?and just like i told somebody yesterday. You will think with the constant complaint about the Military in Nigeria, that it is only populated by the Northerners and that there are no other tribes inside.
Anybody that has lived close to a Military formation/base knows the military conduct these exercises to civilians from time to time. From free Vaccinations, to checking of BP to eye treatments and one time they even shared Condoms along the streets.
But no,Buhari is President and wants to kill all Southerners.
Some years ago. I think Goodluck Jonathan was the President then(i stand to be corrected), 84 Northern Kids were killed when a fake teething medication(MY PIKIN) was sold to their parents who gave their kids to consume.
A Yoruba man (Adeyemo) and an Edo man (Eromosele)were both convicted and sent to jail for it. I did not read anywhere that Jonathan was trying to kill Northerners, since the makers of the drugs are Southerners.
We should stop viewing everything this Government does as evil. It is not healthy for us.
Mynd44 and Lalasticlacla what is your opinion? What did they stand to gain. You dull. |