₦airaland Forum

Elbone2:
Then ur still a Rookie... Try masturbating 3 to 4 times a Night before u finally sleep off as often as the spirit leads u...which i know is every day til the dick ends up with bruises and sores...then u go know say e get side effects.

can you provide a research reference for this. if not just stop spreading false news jare.

VicYo:
It's almost 7 years now... if it not once in a day, it could be 2 days in a week.
i really wanna stop... i wish the magic to just happen on me and take it away...

The pleasure has been addictting me to always think about sex whenever am alone...

God Please Save Me...
please enlightning me

your biggest problem is the way you magnify your problem

Benekruku:
Sharrap please.

Although he sounded naive but is he far from the truth

starbuck:
May this never be our portion. Amen


RIP to the lost souls

something has to be done urgently, God will not do for man what man will do for himself. Even prayer wouldn't.

odigbosky:
Make EFCC chill ooooooo

I no understand you o. if you're one of them, your Waterloo is near.

agbekeOreke86:
i havnt been to church in d last 3yrs either-trust me,if there is a God,HE is ever faithful and sure-he answers my prayers without any 'pastoral counselling'.been there,done dat but its all bullshit.ur God/whoever/whatever u bielive in lives right in your heart...!!!

Doing pastor worship or church work is not Christianity but gathering with the brethren is.
Do not forsake the gathering of the brethren. Hebrew 10:25

KristaPretty:
It is very possible. That's why I don't go to church.

Sexual molesters and peverts called pastors who just take advantage of people

lame excuse

Obaofusa:
God bless naria Marley.

which God?

RentedReality:
Nigeria's cultural landscape is gradually changing

The rise of social media on the back of a vain society pushes a lifestyle of fleeting needs and an appreciation of colourful characters

Best wishes James Brown, you've almost arrived

Block head

festacman:
This thing happens always. You have a good girl around you but you take her for granted and your interest is one 'uselessly' beautiful girl far away who derive joy in giving you trouble. The good girl around tolerates you and calmly listens to your struggles with the other girl. She lovingly consoles and encourages you not give up on love.

Now, why is that only few guys actually introspect to realize the value of the good girls around them?

Adventure and exercise I guess.

Amagite:
J Martins Recounts How He Sent His Wife To Toast Another Girl For Him

Singer J Martins and his wife, Nnezi Diana Mbila are celebrating their 6th wedding anniversary, today, May 30th.

He recounted how he sent his wife to toast another girl for him, but later realized that his interest was with her.

Read his post below...

"I remember telling this amazing woman right here to help me toast another girl i was eying that time oh� more then 10years ago & she did exactly that but few years down the line i noticed that my interest was where she is even though she never took me serious & she blocked me at a time, well as God may have it, having known each other for 11years it's been 6 wonderful years since we got married & God first blessed us with �Jason a very wise & super talented kid with amazing football skills. Through the Rain, Storm & The Flood, we have seen God's grace & his mighty outstretched arm, am so grateful to God almighty for his love towards us & we say Thanks a multiple billion times. I will to thank you wifey for sharing your life with me & being a part of my life Journey, even with all your small small wahala which is also part of the total package shall��. The life i want is with you in it that's why i will always celebrate you, i celebrate our friendship i celebrate us being partners, like my Godfather Dr David Ogbeli would always say "it's not how many years you spend here on earth that matters but how much life in your years & the impact you make out of it, that's what matters" yes i may not have been that perfect gentleman but yet you still took that decision to stay with me regardless, i know that better days are ahead for sure! Happy 6th wedding anniversary to us & to Jason & his siblings too. Thank you @chelseafc for this wonderful gift last night winning the European cup ��celebration continues!!!"

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/05/j-martins-celebrates-6th-wedding-anniversary.html

The wife has nice stature and she is beautiful too. God bless their Union. But this headlines sef, this mods might not make heaven.

owunabastard:
I said it here that Buhari will be sworn in for next 4 yrs. I know before hand that many people claiming hearing from God...99.9% of them are fake. I deliberately bookmark this page to prove my self right once more.

If my nusery school bro knows buhari will win again. so what were saying again?

Softwares:
See this weyrey ooo. You recruit for companies when your own business center cannot retain staff? Who dash monkey banana? If any company ever hire you to outsource for them, it simply means that company is as toxic as yours. By the way, I only told possible applicants from Nairaland to know how to deal with your fucking ass. You cannot be treating job seekers anyhow just becos you own a shop. Why change the new posts after my comment on this one. The salary is now 85k after adding C#, Java, Python as prefered language in response to my first comment? You don't where he dey pain you for body yet. Take your buggy Vinostuff and disappear from here. You meant after you placed adverts on Hotnigerianjobs, Myjobmag, etc you're still lacking discretion to find who to recruit? Whoever wants to apply can but should plan ahead to deal with this miscreant. He has many accounts he uses to post his shit all the time.

The part that got me was the part they stated, must be willing to travel to client location within short notice to anywhere in Nigeria. All for #100k. I will apply if they show me their private jet. Nonsense

oforjide:
afonjo lunatic spotted.

empty drum!

lailo:
it happened to me too.A friend of mine borrowed 80k from me in 2012.It was after intense pressure dt he paid 20k after 3 years(2015).Buhari has started another tenure and he's yet to pay me the remaining 60k.
N.B- His salary should not be less than 200k monthly.It is pure wickedness,nothing more.

sorry o but you sef gan, give someone 80k when you know he earns 200k. He will sure be reluctant. 30k would have been a better bargain. only give people quick loans(10 -15%) of there earnings if you're not a loan company.

pelhurmy:
Sir, this your principle doesn't go well with me. Paying back debt is a thing of the heart. I have lend 50k to a guy who earns 30k. Out of which he would transport and feed himself. The school will still deduct tax and 8%. Yet, this guy paid me back under 2months.

Some people are just insensitive. You don't have to use your own problems to affect others na. If they know they can't refund, why borrow?

Check my profile I work with RenMoney, A reputable and renowned organizations that gives loan. You're lucky I guess. People tend to pay debt when they don't feel it will strip them from their present enjoyment even though they have use the former debt to do same.

MyGeneration:
Understand my point am not against him been sentenced if found guilty. But I am against him languishing in jail as u said, I believe he has learnt his lesson

like I said if you can be empathetic to victims of yahoo fraud, the hell and trauma I witness from a yahoo victim stripped of all his life earnings made me grow cold for this low life criminals . You will wish he spend half of his life time in prison. what pains me is that our politicians are not treated this way also.

MyGeneration:
Make them pity the guy abeg. He didn't kill anybody

If he is guilty. I hope the victim do not find your comment. or other victims do not see the real person behind this moniker in real life.

WisdomFlakes:
One of my debtors used to lie that he was in the bank waiting in line to transfer my money (N25k) yet it was all a big fat lie, this was about 8-yrs ago. E go even try to guilt-trip me like say na my fault to dey ask for my own money by saying things like 'on top how much sef??'. After so many lies and tricks I just had to fashi. Nowadays, I only borrow people money that I can afford to dash dem even, that way if they don't pay back I won't even bother.

one thing is that people who borrow people money too attimes is at fault too. Before you borrow your friend 25k, do you know how much he is worth. general principle is to borrow people maximum 15% of what the spend or what they earn. if your friend earn 30k, How dp you want him to pay easily?

sameni123:
That's the best advice one of my mentors give me ,only borrow someone money you know you cams dash the person ,if he no pay just tell am I dash you

As good as it sound it isn't true nor helpful because some people never dash anyone anything.
And for borrowing people the simple principle is borrow people what they can pay back. how do you borrow #20k to someone who earn #30k when will he pay. but if you borrown him like #4k, he will surely pay except he is having something else in mind.

Evidenx:
lol...yes I know but am thinking, she gone through shame and was even arrested... and you want her to be arrested again.

It would help to warn others who come to social media to encourage public announcement of suicide as a solution to problems.

Fisher007:
Try to ask a question in a constructive manner without an insult. Then may be i might reply or take you on. If not ,well wish you luck in answering your question. Simple.

sorry if you feel insulted though.

EmekaBlue:
What do you guys think about this?
just give your humble thoughts.

His friend he sent the message to borrowed 50k from him but has not being able to pay him back since over 5yrs. He stop asking d lender for the money for a year but resumed recently.

I suspect you're the one he lend the money?

Emmaus12:
What's all the fuss, highest 6mths to 1yr Jail term.....day and night count means he will spend 3 to 6mths max. Do your time bro.......Sufferings are lessons. It will even make your career stronger if you play it right.

may he rot in the cell for very long if found guilty and so the likes of him.

kennygee:
As long as he learns his lesson.

if found guilty may he rot in cell for as long as possible. Nigerian and pitying criminals shior.

YaronMudi:
Lady Tattoos Her Boyfriend's Name on Her Hand

A lady deeply in love tattooed her boyfriend name " Victor Moses " on her hand to prove her love for him.

The boyfriend who shared the story with YMB, said
He was amazed when she called him to check his WhatsApp and saw this video and the picture.
I have said "nothing of such has happened to me, we have been together for just three (3) months.
Wow

Watch video here: https://www.yaronmudisblog.com/2019/05/lady-tattoos-her-boyfriends-name-on-her.html?m=1

is that the back of the beautiful chubby girl I am seeing or this mod are using our head to play ludo this Morning?

Fisher007:
Hmm where should I start from.

So she/he thinks her display of the tattoo is her sign of loyalty to him?

My brother it is only your turn for now.

Now for her. She has tagged herself for life.
She is now a damaged good ( Everywhere she goes ( office, job interview, business partners), people she meets, ( both future and prospect men) family member etc. They will always see her as a fool. They won't tell her. Most people will have a piece of her and move on, knowing that she is messed up.

I prefer to have a dreadlock on my hair which I can easily cut off than have a tattoo which is unremovable.

Now am sure random people will soon come here and start claiming they do stuff like that abroad without any meaning or consequences. Trust me they always try to get it off later in one way or the other. They also realise it was just pure stupidity.

I wish her luck in her future endeavours.

olodo which one is rejected by this and that? so evn tattoo on her back? so employer will be like "please remove your shirt and turn round let me see your back"

Anfieldboss:
People should stop deceiving themselves with this "Age is just a number cliche", A 65 year old man can never have the strength of a 30 year old man neither can a 55 year old woman have the same energy as a 25 year old woman.

The empty drum is looking for a wedding invitation.

Nickijoy:
I can't judge her though... I don't even have the right to begin with.
Wishing her all the best!.

And who ask you to comment? oshi! you think they would invite you to the wedding.

Okijajuju1:
Dear Mukina;

Please stop this your sporadic banning and deleting of posts on this matter.

Tontoh Dike has insulted Nigerians so much that you dont expect us to suddenly have sympathy for her just because she tried & failed to kill herself. If anything, we should all be mourning the fact that she failed in her efforts. I have no pity or remorse towards her. She laid her bed, now she has to lie on it.

Banning and deleting peoples comments that dont go along the lines of 'O! Please dont kill yourself', 'Thank God for her life', e.t.c is absolutely not fair. I dont remember you banning Tonto Dike when she called Mercy Johnsons baby a witch or the other numerous times she has acted like a biitch.

Anyways.. I am highly dissapointed that she failed in her efforts and wish her success should she decide to repeat this feat again in the future.

Thanks..

<sub>Okija..

The gods are wise</sub>

The most senseless comment written by a slowpoke in the history of Nairaland.

NobleAngell:
Why not act differently by posting a compassionate comment rather than quoting me.

oh my God, do you read at all, do I sound like I am compassionate about what she said, didn't I state clearly that in cases as sensitive as this, it is better we show care or we just stay mute. taking the defensive side by mocking might not be a wise decision. please calm down and comprehend.
Tonto dikeh around 2013 or so while she was forming badass king and after all the insult and mocking she received from social media blunt specialist who to them is all fun and trolling is for every day and time. she was medically confirmed to be going suicidal and had some few attempt at it. At the end of the day social media blunt kings and queen started apologizing for their rough statement stating that they thought her behavior was just all dramatic and some said they thought she is immune to the insults. There is no need to comment if you don't have any compassionate thing to say or if you feel it is a stunt. going the devil part by telling them to kill themselves is just too much. I am done here.

NobleAngell:
Yes, i am calling her bluff because that's what it is. I know it is all a stunt to get attention. But if I cared this much, i would reach out to her. So now I ask u, have u tried reaching out to her since u are so worried about her? Or are U more worried about my comment?

reaching out to who? I am not stating you should care either, she may be doing the stunt thing but we never could really know if some atom of truth is in what she is saying about taking her life.
Your comments about her statement was just so unnecessary as you wouldn't say this to someone you physically know. so why now on media?