₦airaland Forum

Evidenx:
Hahahahahaha... this is the first comment that have made me laugh today... say make them arrest am... haha. Nigerians funny ooo.

yeah suicide is a crime according to the Nigerian law. And attempted suicide is a crime also.

NobleAngell:
You're even emptier than i thought. Just cheap words coming from you.

and who cares. But on a serious note, there is no reason you go blunt on people by going so far to tell them to commit suicide if they want. You feel all are social media drama until it becomes real.
How would you feel if it becomes real? knowing fully well you typed what you typed.

NobleAngell:
You jumped into my mentions first, remember? So get out.

I can imagine the orgasm you must be feeling right now, each time you see my response.

NobleAngell:
Oh you want to resort to cheap shots? I see there's nothing else in your head. I won't waste my time viewing your profile, cos i don't care how u look.

please get off mention you this crazy girl. what do you want?

NobleAngell:
You mentioned my first. So you should get out. If U can't stand the heat, leave the kitchen.

heat from who, hahahahhaha. If you're the one I can see on that profile picture of yours, then I shake my head for you. big babe without sense.

NobleAngell:
Is that your struggle? I'm sorry to hear that.

Get off my mention jare!

NobleAngell:
I'm sorry, i don't pretend. U seem to have a problem with that.

Have a problem with a random Nairalander forming badass online with 10mb. Not me.

NobleAngell:
Commit na. Person wey wan kill himsef no dey announce am.

must you act blunt with everything?

RiyadhGoddess:
Funny thing is it's people like you that do slide into my DM to beg for money, food and clothes.
I'm not the cause of your miserable life so please do pour your bitterness on me...

you are just big. simple sense no dey.

marvzkiddx:
How�����


Please ur digits... Let me chat you up on whatsapp

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adeola9:
A reputable software firm with head office in Lagos needs an Experienced Software Administrator / Programmer Urgently

Job Requirements:
1. Must have at least 2 years experience in Software Administration.
2. Must be very fast in learning.
3. Must be willing to travel to client's office at any part of the country with the shortest possible notice
5. Must have a functional and efficient laptop (not the mini laptop)
6. Must have good communicating skills and fluent in spoken English
7. Must be willing to resume immediately.
8. Understanding of Accounting Softwares is an added advantage.

Salary:
Entry Salary is =N= 100,000

Interested applicants should send his CV immediately to ictjobsng@gmail.com.

Early applicants would be considered without delays as the vacancy is urgent.

If the firm is reputable why not tell us the name

marvzkiddx:
The second button is a thumbs up icon...

On a norms,if you type :thumbup: inside the input box... The result is a thumbs up icon.... But instead of inputting it in the text area... I want it to jus send straight on click....


Do you get?

you mean if the thumb up icon is clicked. you want to send it straight to the server?

if yes, then just send direct.
or like I said create a hidden input field, place your data and send it.

Unity543:
See below

why are you this slow?

marvzkiddx:
Okay guys... I seriously need help with this...

I'm working on a site with a chat feature...

I have a textarea section and a button that sends the value of the textarea


Button code below

<button id="smiley" onclick="javascript:return clickTosendmessage(\''+chatboxtitle+'\',\''+toid+'\',\''+img+'\');" class="btn-icon icon-send fa fa-paperclip-o font-24 send-container contained"></button>

The following is a button that when clicked sends the input value in textarea..


My javascript code for the function

function clickTosendMessage(chatboxtitle,toid,img) {

    message = $(".chatboxtextarea".val();

    message = message.replace(/^\s+|\s+$/g,"";

    $(".chatboxtextarea".val('');
    $(".chatboxtextarea".focus();
    $(".input-placeholder".css({'visibility':'visible'});
    $(".chatboxtextarea".css('height','20px');
    if (message != '') {

        $.post(siteurl+"chat.php?action=sendchat", {to: chatboxtitle, toid: toid, message: message} , function(data){

            message = message.replace(/</g,"&lt;".replace(/>/g,"&gt;".replace(/\"/g,"&quot;";
            message = message.replace(/\n/g, "<br />";
            var $con = message;
            var $words = $con.split(' ');
            for (i in $words) {
                if ($words[i].indexOf('http://') == 0 || $words[i].indexOf('https://') == 0) {
                    $words[i] = '<a href="' + $words[i] + '">' + $words[i] + '</a>';
                }
                else if ($words[i].indexOf('www') == 0 ) {
                    $words[i] = '<a href="' + $words[i] + '">' + $words[i] + '</a>';
                }
            }
            message = $words.join(' ');
            message = emojione.shortnameToImage(message);  // Set imotions

            $("#chatbox_"+chatboxtitle).append('<div class="col-xs-12 p-b-10 odd">' +
            '<div class="chat-image  profile-picture max-profile-picture">' +
            '<img alt="'+username+'" src="'+siteurls+''+img+'">' +
            '</div>' +
            '<div class="chat-body">' +
            '<div class="chat-text">' +
            '<h4>'+username+'</h4>' +
            '<p>'+message+'</p>' +
            '<b>Just Now</b><span class="msg-status msg-'+chatboxtitle+'"><i class="fa fa-check"></i></span>' +
            '</div>' +
            '</div>' +
            '</div>');

            $(".target-emoji".css({'display':'none'});
            $('.hmu-filler').css({'height':0+'px'});

            msgid = data;
            /*clearTimeout(chkSeenInterval);
            chkSeenInterval = setTimeout('checkMsgSeen(msgid,chatboxtitle);',3000);*/
            scrollDown();
        });
        chatfrindList();
    }
    chatHeartbeatTime = minChatHeartbeat;
    chatHeartbeatCount = 1;




    var adjustedHeight = $(".chatboxtextarea".clientHeight;
    var maxHeight = 40;

    if (maxHeight > adjustedHeight) {
        adjustedHeight = Math.max($(".chatboxtextarea".scrollHeight, adjustedHeight);
        if (maxHeight)
            adjustedHeight = Math.min(maxHeight, adjustedHeight);
        if (adjustedHeight > $(".chatboxtextarea".clientHeight)
            $($(".chatboxtextarea").css('height',adjustedHeight+8 +'px');
    } else {
        $($(".chatboxtextarea").css('overflow','auto');
    }
    return false;
}

What i want to actually do is to create another button with another function..


On click of the button, i want it to send a message without inputting it in the textarea...

Once the button is clicked,the message sends...



Any way around this.??

There is something I am confused about.
you have a button to send message, and you need another button to send message that has not bee inputed into the textarea.

what kinda message are you sending?
are you trying to send a signal message?
if yes store in a variable and send or store in a hidden field and send.
else you may need to clarify your question.

marvzkiddx:
Okay guys... I seriously need help with this...

I'm working on a site with a chat feature...

I have a textarea section and a button that sends the value of the textarea


Button code below

<button id="smiley" onclick="javascript:return clickTosendmessage(\''+chatboxtitle+'\',\''+toid+'\',\''+img+'\');" class="btn-icon icon-send fa fa-paperclip-o font-24 send-container contained"></button>

The following is a button that when clicked sends the input value in textarea..


My javascript code for the function


function clickTosendMessage(chatboxtitle,toid,img) {

message = $(".chatboxtextarea".val();

message = message.replace(/^\s+|\s+$/g,"";

$(".chatboxtextarea".val('');
$(".chatboxtextarea".focus();
$(".input-placeholder".css({'visibility':'visible'});
$(".chatboxtextarea".css('height','20px');
if (message != '') {

$.post(siteurl+"chat.php?action=sendchat", {to: chatboxtitle, toid: toid, message: message} , function(data){

message = message.replace(/</g,"&lt;".replace(/>/g,"&gt;".replace(/\"/g,"&quot;";
message = message.replace(/\n/g, "<br />";
var $con = message;
var $words = $con.split(' ');
for (i in $words) {
if ($words[i].indexOf('http://') == 0 || $words[i].indexOf('https://') == 0) {
$words[i] = '<a href="' + $words[i] + '">' + $words[i] + '</a>';
}
else if ($words[i].indexOf('www') == 0 ) {
$words[i] = '<a href="' + $words[i] + '">' + $words[i] + '</a>';
}
}
message = $words.join(' ');
message = emojione.shortnameToImage(message); // Set imotions

$("#chatbox_"+chatboxtitle).append('<div class="col-xs-12 p-b-10 odd">' +
'<div class="chat-image profile-picture max-profile-picture">' +
'<img alt="'+username+'" src="'+siteurls+''+img+'">' +
'</div>' +
'<div class="chat-body">' +
'<div class="chat-text">' +
'<h4>'+username+'</h4>' +
'<p>'+message+'</p>' +
'<b>Just Now</b><span class="msg-status msg-'+chatboxtitle+'"><i class="fa fa-check"></i></span>' +
'</div>' +
'</div>' +
'</div>');

$(".target-emoji".css({'display':'none'});
$('.hmu-filler').css({'height':0+'px'});

msgid = data;
/*clearTimeout(chkSeenInterval);
chkSeenInterval = setTimeout('checkMsgSeen(msgid,chatboxtitle);',3000);*/
scrollDown();
});
chatfrindList();
}
chatHeartbeatTime = minChatHeartbeat;
chatHeartbeatCount = 1;




var adjustedHeight = $(".chatboxtextarea".clientHeight;
var maxHeight = 40;

if (maxHeight > adjustedHeight) {
adjustedHeight = Math.max($(".chatboxtextarea".scrollHeight, adjustedHeight);
if (maxHeight)
adjustedHeight = Math.min(maxHeight, adjustedHeight);
if (adjustedHeight > $(".chatboxtextarea".clientHeight)
$($(".chatboxtextarea").css('height',adjustedHeight+8 +'px');
} else {
$($(".chatboxtextarea").css('overflow','auto');
}
return false;
}



What i want to actually do is to create another button with another function..


On click of the button, i want it to send a message without inputting it in the textarea...

Once the button is clicked,the message sends...



Any way around this.??

always wrap your code using the code tag.

TonyeBarcanista:
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This is heresy and not backed by the scripture. Any woman that doesn't see her husband as Boss is not a Christian woman and not ready to have a Christian home. Sarah, called Abraham lord because Abraham was her lord
and that is backed by the Hebrew/Jewish tradition and God's commandment.

1 Corinthians 11:3 says;
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


Also, the book of Ephesians mandated the wife to Submit to her husband... While the husband love his wife as Christ love the Church and gave himself for it.

Please, be guided

You missed the context he is painting. probably he used wrong choice of words

RiyadhGoddess:
Are you looking to earn daily? I earn minimum of N3900 daily ask me how. I'm more than willing to put you through

sharrap, make your money in silence.
stupid theif

truthsayer009:
To be honest, you won't lose respect though.

Women love been challenged by other women.

you loose respect from society.

Cinderallagirl:
what is this one saying, abeg swerve, so because of what I said, you turn lecturer well done sir, my point is everybody should do what makes them happy, stop quoting society for me, people are the ones that made up society, humans made the rules and it can be change, our technology have change, if you have big nose and you want a smaller one, you have a God given right to change it, the same with a flat ass, so you might as well say, people who are born deformed shouldn't do any cosmetics surgery because it is against religion or tribe, our problem in this life is that society Set a certain kind of rules to follow for the ladies
1 school
2 marry
3 born
and when some don't follow that rules they are been called names and I am here to tell you fvck society, fvck the rules, other countries are advancing while Nigerians youths are busy insulting someone because she did surgery on her body, misplace priorities

Your inability to calm down and comprehend is sickening. My write up supported your initial statement and followed by my last statement.

The only thing I stood against was the part you used achievement as a reason to justify toke plastic surgery.
I tried to make it clear that plastic surgery should not be seen as a taboo because it didn't cover the three fundamental reasons why something is considered bad.
Also we shouldn't say something is good because the person who did it has become successful like you stated.
Read properly next time.

Austano2020:
Pls I have some kind of difficulty in this java code.
Am building an inventory system that requires random multiple selections of checkboxes. I did it in a such a way that once I click on any checkboxes the item and the price will display on TextArea(Cart) . I want if I clicked on the button "TOTAL" the total amount amount of the items selected from the checkboxes will display on the TextArea (Cart) . So I just need a method/function that will get the information(prices)from the TextArea (Cart), sum it all and display my Total .
I have tried doing it shaa but my code is too long although I couldn't implement the one that will just loop through My Textarea

Aside from long code, did it work?
Checkout topics like
Java Event
All you need to do is to have an event listener that react and collate button value when total is clicked.

KingOvo:
She didn't mention anyone either.
There's a possibility she's addressing someone else too.

Blogger are the devils advocate here o. no p

Cinderallagirl:
shut up, so what if she did surgery is it your Bussiness, it her body, and stop saying fake body fake body, are you better than her, give some Nigerians chinko phones and they will start spilling trash up and down, she is balling, enjoying her life, you are not up to her level, am even sure, in this your lifetime you won't even get someone her, hater troll, like my girl said live and let other live, do what makes you happy. peace out

you sounded sensible at the beginning of your comment but you couldn't keep up. Why use achievement as a measure of what is right and wrong. Evans the kidnapper was a multi billionaire, corrupt politicians are owner of private jets, yahoo boys and scammers are owners of super cars and big houses.
When something is bad, it is bad because
1. It hasn't made majority of people happy (Utilitarian principle)
2. It fundamentally defies moral doctrine of a tribe, culture.
3. There is not enough technical or scientific justification for it.

and plastic surgery isn't part of it.

KingOvo:
Bloggers have a knack for connecting dots where they don't exist sometimes.
But do I agree with her? Absolutely. It's not anybody's business what a woman or anybody for that matter decides to do with their bodies.
Same people that will criticise girls for having small breasts or ass, will turn around and insult them when they get plastic surgery. Same ones will go on to say Nicki Minaj is sexy and beautiful or follow women on Instagram with silicon everything. You really cannot please just humans.

Humans are hypocrites by nature but in this case RMD didn't mention her name nor anyone.

Shukusheka:
Hunger +stampede + body odour in crowded area = fainting

Quick maths

how did you forget mouth-odour?

EvilSec:
You're giving the wrong advice! It all boils down to what type of programming he'll be doing and whether it’s going to be his primary computer... Seems all he knows is the processor type.

@mosefin19! The graphics matters alot, but if you already know that your programming on either of the machines will be basically using a text editor, then uploading that to some other machine, you can get away with almost any of the two. If you’re planning on doing mathematical work on it, or simulations that require a lot of math, like architecture or other things that require tons of differential equations, you need the best chip you can find and tons of memory "check which one has that between the two". If you don’t really know what a differential equation is, have never once touched MATLAB in your life, and you’re really just planning to write web applications or something similarly simple, from a computational load point of view, then the good news is you almost certainly don’t need that much numerical crunch power, so either of the two will work. If you’re doing large builds that would take a long time, you also want good CPU and lots of memory. But don’t kid yourself and talk yourself into buying the Dell machine for that; instead, get serious and do the math.

I came from an utopia point of view. All things equal, dell anyday, any time.

AmNuhRegular:
Lol. Anyone abeg. Me I don't know computers to that extent. if it's a software still tell me. I'm talking about something like this

you want to build it?

Daejoyoung:
lol, l understand where you are coming from, but it depends on what you like or what you want to do.
For instance, while thinking about web apps and websites, do you think it's something you'll love to do? then you can start by trying out Html and Css to get a feel of it.
There are other fields as well, but the most difficult part is in identifying what you want, of which no one can outrightly decide on your behalf, this is because the IT world is always changing with new technologies sprouting everyday, and this applies to almost every field in this sector. Hence only passion and a love for what you do would keep you abreast.
However for management fields related to IT, l have no idea about that and would leave it to the experts.

This is an expert advice unlike be a web developer in 21 days

mosefin19:
Have been noticing you.... u always responding well in this section thanks so much I will go for it bcuz I know you’re an expact in programming pls can I have ur number

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Notr: I would be right if you're buying from a trusted dealer that have your interest at heart. Dell are stronger than HP by far. But have an engineer to do internal testing for you o

mosefin19:
Pls house I have two option between

Dell latitude 6440 &

Hp Elitebook 8460p Both is core i5

which is the best to start a programming language

And does graphic memory really matters
Pls help a soul don’t wanna have any issue when as I wanna start

dell sll the way

superlanny:
See as Wenger be like Buhari cousin.

chai una bad mouth ehn

Hector09:
This people are nt helping theirselve, while stay where u knw that bokoharam we always attack, cant u abandone the village, sometime we should nt depend on the government cus the government ve alot of things to do apart frm insecurity

Are you a human?