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Celebrities › Re: Beautiful Albino From Edo, Tonto Dikeh Lookalike (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 1:17pm On Mar 06, 2019
maximunimpact:
If you have not tested albino before you don't know how much u have missed! Bro i have... way back in 2013 when i was in Agbor Delta state. The red albino reset my brain with sweetness i almost proposed. F*cking her almost feel like nacking a real oyinbo.
You are the only one who was there, what can we sayhuh
Health › Re: 'Now I Can Expose My Face'; Lady Says After Removal Of Head Tumour. Graphic Pics by stanliwise(m): 1:08pm On Mar 06, 2019
LordCenturion:
Thanks to doctors, thanks to Science...


Thank you doctors, thanks you scientists


Praise thy doctors, praise the living doctors and scientists.
Thank you Jesus, Thank you Living Jesus.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:59pm On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
You mean like in the video below? grin That one is even trying to do a vosho grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-9NZ-rnKE
The first guy in the video can't dance it properly, the second guy with a tinted yellow hair is the inventor of the dance style although he modified a traditional hausa(Northern Nigeria) dance I think.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:54pm On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
My best dance style is zanku because even a cripple can do it grin

Yeah, I like watching people making fools of themselves. It's entertaining.
Wait I mean your best dance style both traditionally and internationally. you said you don't know how to dance zanku at all, so how can it be your best.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:14pm On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I think the "dance" is stupid but I kinda like it when other people are doing it


https://youtu.be/fZJUNMkoevE
So you like this dance style that people just fall around and rub themselves on dirt, yet you don't like our Zanku dance... Just keep it up

BTW what is your best dance style??

Programming › Re: Anyone With Good Programming Skill To Help Build A Revolutionary Blockchain? by stanliwise(m): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2019
OpenYourEyes1:
Please go through this and tell me what you think:

Blockchain in 200 lines of code
https://medium.com/@lhartikk/a-blockchain-in-200-lines-of-code-963cc1cc0e54
That is just really simple. I can do that.
Although I know you want more than that. The security things and Algorithm for hash generations and other things. I can. I need more info
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Programming › Re: Anyone With Good Programming Skill To Help Build A Revolutionary Blockchain? by stanliwise(m): 10:52am On Mar 06, 2019
OpenYourEyes1:
Of course.
Much of blockchain is based on php.
Do you have any experience in blockchain coding?
I can tell you I am very passionate about coding and I am strong when it comes to PHP programming but I haven't implemented it in Blockchain before.
I know what blockchain is though.
But with proper understanding of the workflow I can.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 10:48am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I'd rather walk on hot coals. People would think I've gone mad grin
Hahahah Xhosa you're not serious.
I hope you have heard of king monada - Malwedhe and the dance style association with that song. grin grin grin

I hope you dance that too??
Romance › Re: Bobrisky Has Body Odour - JP Blush by stanliwise(m): 10:29am On Mar 06, 2019
Floryangel8:
grin He wants to shine usin g bobrisky. We don see you. undecided
Same thing Bobrisky does. Leave them to their business.
Romance › Re: Oyinbo Groom Storms Nigeria With Family, Embraces Nigerian Culture, Rocks Bride by stanliwise(m): 10:24am On Mar 06, 2019
apelike1:
handsome man get married to an ape undecided

Romance › Re: Oyinbo Groom Storms Nigeria With Family, Embraces Nigerian Culture, Rocks Bride by stanliwise(m): 10:22am On Mar 06, 2019
Buharifanatic:
All these white guys that marry black women are trying, me that is black I cant marry them


I like to eat puna and I don't like the ones that looks like burnt black meat, then if you add their smelling lifestyle, envy they have for people they don't know, their lack of self esteem


Marrying a black woman is like, begging God to curse you, they are the worst, I feel sorry for him, we know that the marriage wouldn't last

Show your black girl a video of a fine girl online and see how she will insult the girl for no reason, so much hate, no wonder they are black

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Vs Yvonne Jegede: Who Nailed The Cleavage-Baring Look Better? by stanliwise(m): 10:16am On Mar 06, 2019
Nairaland mods thIs is really not making sense. Why post two people with cleavage dressing. One is currently married and both have kid(s).
And start telling us to chosehuh . Is this a way encouraging lusting??

I just have to say these.
cc: lalasticlala
cc: seun
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 10:05am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
No, we're the best at both choral & gospel music.
oh your soweto gospel choirs.... let me leave that one for you.

mention your hottest gospel artist right now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 10:03am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
It's the most ridiculous dance ever lol.
have you ever tried dancing it?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Understand By Ash Wednesday? by stanliwise(m): 9:36am On Mar 06, 2019
OP for this years you have been hearing ash Wednesday. you didn't ask this questionhuh
Celebrities › Re: At 21, Kylie Jenner Becomes The Youngest Self-made Billionaire Ever by stanliwise(m): 9:35am On Mar 06, 2019
gypsey:
The youngest billionaire? And she is not even Praying, Worshipping The useless Jesus, paying thithes, sowing seeds or donating to crooked pastors.


All those African Gullibles shouting, Crying and banging their Heads in Churches Hoping that Some noneexistence God will bless them overnight with billions by paying thithes I pity you goons. grin
In other words what are you trying to say??
Note: speak like a gentleman unless don't expect a reply...!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 9:31am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
The Bleep you call this shit? LMAO.

[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw5Hhd11aGc/url]
That is what will call the Zanku dance. one of the best dance style in Africa even alot of South African love it. grin
Atleast you can learn the is one...
Programming › Re: I Need A Blog Developer by stanliwise(m): 9:26am On Mar 06, 2019
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Programming › Re: Anyone With Good Programming Skill To Help Build A Revolutionary Blockchain? by stanliwise(m): 9:24am On Mar 06, 2019
OpenYourEyes1:
We need creative volunteers who are knowledgeable in blockchain space.


Let's help build a Virtual Machine based blockchain..

I need smart and passionate locals on this project.
is php programmers allowed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 9:20am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMAO. No you don't. Maybe you're the best in a specific genre.

South Africa is more versatile & known globally for their house music, choral music, jazz & gospel music. Black Coffee (our house dj) is currently doing a residency in Las Vegas, by popular demand. "Musical residency" in Vegas is given only to the best of the best eg. the likes of Mariah Carey, Celine Dion etc, they've all done their residency.
you don't wanna do this. Maybe you're more versatile in let me just say house music and jazz grin. I leave that to you but for the other you listed am just gonna be quiet because stat speak for them. wink
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Does your post make sense to you.
You're telling us you stole our email and you want to sell them back to us huh?
I don't know what this country is turning into.... You seem to be ignorant about how much of a crime you're committing.
Crime › Re: I Was Gang-raped By 8 Students, Blackmailed, Unilag Student Tells Court by stanliwise(m): 7:28am On Mar 06, 2019
Dami12345:
You really don't know women.
hey what do you mean by I don't wanna know? what could you be hiding you don't wana say? is your friend(s) and/or you the perpetrator of this crime?

You came here days later and start talking against everyone here and now you're saying we don't wanna know, are you wanting to play mind games here or you are for real?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 1:24am On Mar 06, 2019
AskiaHarem:
The Gentleman Champions of Modern African Music
of a truth we have the best Musicians in Africa.
Career › Re: Obinna Ukwuani Returns To Nigeria After Turning Down Job Offer In USA by stanliwise(m): 1:22am On Mar 06, 2019
Fela4ese:
Nice one broda keep it up.d lord continue to bless u more n more
you don't have soup yet asking for more eba huh
Romance › Re: She Said No Kissing, Hugging, Talk More Of Sex, Just Communication Only by stanliwise(m): 1:01am On Mar 06, 2019
ajalawole:
bro, that's not the way, I know I was wrong and may God forgive me. tot u also know girls of nowadays, honestly the truth is I wasn't sure she was pregnant and still with her husband, cuz afte 3daqys of scoring her she bring her 1st child to scot together at my place. I was the one who forced her to leave when her boss told me she was pregnant. we meet in august, she left my place in Oct and she give/ birth in January.
Oh I didn't see your reply since.
If I have to say anything I would say you're a Lucky man.
If her husband know of this, what defense do you have to say.
Cause what you said up there can't hold water.
Like you said I pray God forgive you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:57am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Naso.
grin the wordings are strange shey??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:53am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
How about your home language? How do I say "I can feel sleep coming" in your language? grin
I am not too good my native language o but this one is easy

ana m enwe mmetụta na-ero ula

My language is Igbo(Eastern Nigerian) like
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:44am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
No, not the food lol.
Teach me something.
something like.... embarassed.
Crime › Re: Young Girl Survives After Being Shot By Robbers, Escapes With Bullet Wound.Photo by stanliwise(m): 12:40am On Mar 06, 2019
Faceville:
Next Level Survivor. cool
lwkm for here grin. seriously must you guys drag next level into every bad things.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by stanliwise(m): 12:36am On Mar 06, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Yeah, I like it.
hmmm nice. Maybe you should learn another thing from us.
our food cool

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