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My drawing...

they want to spoil show.

I have always said that the way these anti-GEJ groups are doing things are bad, i smell more blackmail.

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I am a computer instructor. Let me ask you guys some questions in EXCEL 2007.


1. Which of the following options is a formula?

a. Subtract the numbers from A1 to A5
b. A1 = A5
c. Add A1 - A5
d. =SUM(A1:A5)


2. What does the formula =IF(SCORE>=7,SCORE-8%)ENTER do?

a. Subtracts 7 from the SCORE 8%
b. SCORES the 7th number 8%
c. Subtracts 8% from SCORE greater than or equal to 7
d. Subtracts 8% of the SCORE from SCORES greater than or equal to 7


3. The accounting style shows negative numbers in____________.

a. Bold
b. Brackets
c. Parenthesis
d. Quotes

Lets see the gurus.

Konmight: You find it so hard to elect a credible candidate(Soludo), God go deliver unna for SE oooooo

I am not saying that all the candidates are bad. Am just saying that we don't know the good ones.

Its obvious that these callous, blood sucking and heartless Ombatse militia group are out to cause trouble,calamity and generate tension. I wounder who their sponsors are. Let us speak out and expose them before it is too late. We Nigerians, especially Nassarawa state citizens know them.

if am permitted to say, i would say that the political fatherism exhibited by our politicians in the public domain is decriable, lamentable and sardonic. We are so confused to choose the right candidate, and also confused to vote him/her. We have been promised heaven and earth by the previous avaricious and careless so called leaders without any of them fulfilling up to 20 percent. Let us pray that God will help us to identify and vote the right candidate and also pray that our vote counts. Thanks.

Well, it is no longer news that some mischevious miscreants in the national assembly have decided to wash their extremely dirty and smelling linens in the Nigerian public domain. All these unnecessary shoutings, barkings, hijackings and publications by the anti GEJ faction will do Nigerians no good. Take for instance, ASUU which have been on strike for some months now, have obviously been hijacked by the so called anti GEJ faction and Nigerians are suffering that. Let us come toghether and make Nigeria a better place.

well. I do hope they are cured permanently...

We are better off being banned. The amount of fraud involved in visa lottery these days is too much. Let us start thinking about developing our country and not fly away from it.

kk

What is the relevance of this post....

The insouciant attitude of our government is decriable and creates a combustible insomnia. Am appealing to our government to provide the necessary logistics in order to catapult Nigerians in Syria back home before the war starts. Thanks.

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When I first heard the news, I was deeply touched. Am just thinking how people (especially Guys) could be so jealous, callous and wicked.
However, it is a maladorous saga precipitate gargantuan gaga that such incident really happened to a good friend of mine.
Winifred was a fellow graduate of MOUAU, she was the VP of ikwuano students association, she was hard working, dedicated and simple.
We pray that her gentle soul rest in peace.
I want to use this medium, a latitudinerian platform to advice all girls and guys to STAY OFF jealous lovers.

Ms Nas: Guy, why would you allow your school to send the verification themselves? Obviously, they sent it through regular mail..(And you know what that means) Go back to your school, plead with them and explain your situation. Tell them to re-issue another verification and this time tell them to give it to you to send through courier. If they won't, give them money for courier and ensure they send it in your presence

thank you for your benevolent and altruistic advice. Pleas can you help me choose one between UT Austin, Texas Tech uni, IOWA state uni, Uni of IOWA. I want to apply to one of them as backup as they dont require WES.

hello guys...i wish every one going for interview this season success...but remember to come back to say thanks. Please pals am still battling with WES on my transcript issue. My school say they have sent verification since may 7 but WES have not recieved it till today. However am applying to schools that dont require WES evaluation. So am considering UT austin, University of IOWA, Texas tech university and IOWA state university. Please help me choose one among them. Am going for Msc statistics and my academic records are not that high.(note: i applied to city university of newyork earlier)

obinalihe: Good people who are appreciating the governor's dded will gladdenly say something good,only haters will say he is not working..good one from T.A ORJI

it is regretably lugubrious and sardonic that some mischevious miscreants have decided to turn this innocent forum into something else. I have been in Abia state for many years and i can attest to the fact that T A Orji is the worst governor i have ever seen. Ever since he left the shadow of the other Orji, we thought he would start performing but to our greatest suprise, he continued failing. Do not decieve yourself by posting pictures of the FRONT VIEW, SIDE VIEW and INNER VIEW of most of the newly RE-PAINTED builden/s as it will not help us. LONG LIVE OCHENDO...MTCHEW...

it is decriable and lamentable that most Nigerians proudly display their unprofessional attitude in an insipid and lackadaisical manner. The OP shoule have made reasonable efforts to stop the ongoing fight instead of acting as a paparazzi. What if someone's life was lost, am sure the OP wouldn't be happy about it.

musiwa33: Osewa,you Edit My Post That I Paid Northerners To Protest,i Am Not By Musiwa

i am just famous before i started using nairaland

please read your posts before posting...Gosh...too many grammatical errors. Or rather move it to the Jokes section.

tendercharles: The Northern Elders Forum (NEF) Tuesday declared that there was no going back on its determination to ensure that power returns to the region in 2015. Fielding questions from reporters after addressing a news conference at the secretariat of the Kaduna state council of the Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ) on Tuesday, secretary of the forum and former Vice Chancellor of the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria, Prof. Ango Abdullahi maintained that the northerners will insist on power shift to the region this time around. More to follow...
thisdaylive.com/articles/power-must-return-to-the-north-in-2015/153510/?utm_medium=twitter

this should be on the JOKES section.

It is obvious that this group of cabals called boko haram are now convinced that they have failed and are now confused. God of miracle is working.

cogitoErgo: Why are they apologysing? I dont even know there was any system collapse in electricity supply bcause it is normal for electricity to fail for a day or two, at worst time, a week

pay your PHCN bills.

there is no cause for alarm. Cover your nose to protect your self.

we just keep typing what we don't know. This is pure falacy of argumentum ad ignorantiam...(arguement due to ignorance).

Peharps you can lead the protest...better stop behaving like we are still in the rococo era, this is the 21st century in Nigeria not egypt.