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Anitalembo:
It's been 4years since I left secondary school and I find it difficult to find love after dating this particular guy(Xxxx) in SS3 like it's hell tormenting. I can't just stop thinking about this guy we hardly talk, he's not much if a talker, he's highly reserved, very quiet but I can't keep him off my head. After school I had to moved into university placed on a foundation by my dad at Bridgehouse college after that I was to study Law in the Uk everything worked fine but as for him he travelled out after his exams to the Uk resides in Sheffield. I would be rounding up my law school soon but he's pictures just keep reflecting in my head like a Fog like I freaking still love this guy like hell jeez. I'm not understanding myself, around 2019 March I have had many failed relationship Soo far after school I reached out to his junior brother who was my school son desperately to get his contact, I had to look for all means cause (Xxxx) not a social media person he's highly an introvert.

I reached out I got his number finally but to respond to texts he takes alot of time I keep calling, bugging, disturbing, everything possible just for him to come online. We text and everytime I feel crazily happy anytime he calls like my Euphoria levels are freaking high, I do sleep well, good dreams, I pray for him always I still love this guy deeply. He's tall about 6ft2, he's fair complexion vas, cute, intelligent, he's a first class graduate but the qualm is my mum doesn't like him cause he's *IGBO* When I say he's a spec's *One*

I'm from a yoruba background like family and stuffs but even my sisters dig the guy. His parents are weathly very notable people in Nigeria but very reserved especially he's dad. My dad works in an oil company but not really bothered about that.


They were time he's won't respond to my text for weeks I got worried I had to see my therapist. He's a Virgo and researched alot of things even bought out some books tho to understand his personality. I'm doing my best to graduate with a first class and I'm on it totally. He's mostly at meetings. The major problem is that most guys I dated after him just want to sleep with me like that's all and I cannot do it. He's just freaking different during our dating stuffs with him *We didn't have sex* but every other shitty stuffs we did there were times I even wanted to gift him *Sex* to him cause i loved him crazily up till now. Some of my girlfriends spoke to me maybe he's stuffs is small and whatever, it isn't for God sake like a hell freaking 7.3 inch dick like he's freaking *Perfect*

The bad side of him is that he has *anger issues* like deep ones from birth stuffs and he like being quiet in which my mum has warned me about dearestly but I still love him.

About two days I went to pay him a visit in amsterdam we met up and shit went down. We got in the room and stuffs I stripped down and he stared at me, told me to wear up my clothes. Like he's level of discipline is scary like I'm depressed tbh


We broke up due to the fact he's was traveling out now he's has gone back to hardly replying my texts and calls. I still love and I want him desperately please help. We spoke he told me to move on but it's been hard. I have been having dreams of me getting married and still leaving my hubby to just be with him. Please help

"He is Gay"

ImoStarWatch:
Seasons greetings fellow nairalanders, I have come to seek solution for a problem that wants to lead me to depression.

My story goes this way;
When I was in primary school, what was reigning among the parents in my school then was encouraging their wards to stop at primary 5 and jump to secondary school. And that exactly was my case (I jumped primary 6 to secondary school) which made me not to write the First School leaving Certificate (FSLC) exam.

During our WAEC registeration in SS3 was when I told our counsellor about it (that I didn't sit for FSLC exam) and she shouted and encouraged me to go to a nearby primary school and register for it.
My mum and I did as the counselor instructed and registered for the FSLC exam the same year I registered for my WAEC. The headmaster argued that I'm too old to write the exam thus my younger sister wrote it for me.

Now I'm a University graduate (completed my Nysc).
A family friend gave me a replacement slot in one federal parastal and when I submitted my credentials to her, she noticed that my FSLC and waec are of the same date. She complained about it and told me that I may encounter problem on the way (ie that the recruitment may not be successful or that I may have issues in future even if I'm finally recruited. I was depressed after hearing that.

So I came here to seek for advice and clarification from people that are already in the system. PLEASE HOW CAN I ESCAPE BEING SCREENED OUT EITHER NOW OR WHEN I'M FINALLY EMPLOYED?

Pardon my typos. Insults are allowed.

In the meantime, just remove the FSLC and submit the others....
Then go back to your primary school and they would sift through their records and if you are fortunate enough,something can be arranged for you.

Afikoo:
Good morning Nairalanders. I sure know you all fine.
I am writing this with heavy heart.
I know we have super rich people here who rose from poverty to riches.
This life isn't balance. Done with school. Been working as security administrator in my church and I earn 80k. I have beenplanning on getting married. Have met my fiance Parents, they were happy. I have engaged her she is happy. All of a sudden the elder brother who isn't around is angry that I haven't spoken to him about my intention. I have earlier tried his line severallly and it isnt going through. Had to chat him and he told me I am not serious that I should grow up. A bullet in my heart.
Her mum has suddenly changed and is accusing me for not calling her always.
This whole drama has gotten into my babe now she is talking about us suspending our marriage plan and try improving our income. (she is learning a skill)

I am fed up. Have suspended everything now. I have tried everything since I left school last year to improve my income. Apply for jobs here and there. Is just not cutting in.
Please, share your experience on how you were able to get out of this average life as a Nigerian. Advise me and others still struggling to rise up.
You can recommend jobs for me.
I studied history and Diplomatic Studies.
Have some certification in Leadership and human resource. Trust me, I can deliver on anything legal. I have the capacity, but haven't gotten the opportunity.
Patiently reading.

Try Ngo jobs na.....or save money and enter canada ojarey.....come back later to marry her or laugh at her

luminouz:
Learn new words on a relationship forum? Most of those big ass words are better reserved for English students,not online peeps who want to get the message ASAP. Much of the message is lost in ambiguous words and its really a wasted effort on the OP's part. Now, many peeps dont even know what he wanted to pass across to them.

Who lost? Me? Nope....
OP? Oh yeah!!!

I honestly didn't notice any new words? Even if I do I would goggle them..... Bright messages comes in crooked container sir.....leave us with our message.....lol

Mivici:
I have a female friend loving and caring.
I really don't know why she is into me, maybe because am also caring, fun to be with or the one meant for her? actually she is a village girl because she was born-and-bred in the village, mind you, she is very intelligent.

I got a call yesterday, when I picked, the voice I heard ask me to meet him at a renowned garden in the village, on reaching there, the man I met introduce himself, I was pleased at first, he ask me what brand will I like to take, I told him Heineken, we were sipping our liquor gradually when he started conversing, he told me that I should leave his sister alone because she had already been taken, I was shocked! Actually am not from that town not even from the state, I am from the middle belt where as the location is in the Eastern part of the country.
I told him but his sister who was my friend has never disclose such a thing to me before, he looks me in the face and told me, he doesn't want to talk to much that he just came back from Europe, Amsterdam precisely, I said to myself, he didn't even have to say that because I know that already. he was riding Audi Q5, I think 2018 model, he now promise to credit my account with the sum of three hundred and fifty thousand to stop picking her calls and calling her because the Man that got him hooked-up big time in Amsterdam has interest in his sister and the man will be coming back next month which is December to meet his parents and doesn't want any attitude from his sister because she had been talking about me recently and I shouldn't even tell her that this was what we even discuss.

Am just thinking of the next actions because I so much cherish the relationship and want to make it permanent.

Actually bro,
Do you have anything to leave? You aren't even dating the said girl from your conversations.....and you haven't even asked her out.....and not sexually involved with her!



What if that guy was just one of her toasters that's trying to scare you away?

Anyway....... You aren't a real threat but a perceived threat and the guy is only being nice.....



Speak to your FEMALE-FRIEND first and let's start from their......

Mivici:
I have a female friend loving and caring.
I really don't know why she is into me, maybe because am also caring, fun to be with or the one meant for her? actually she is a village girl because she was born-and-bred in the village, mind you, she is very intelligent.

I got a call yesterday, when I picked, the voice I heard ask me to meet him at a renowned garden in the village, on reaching there, the man I met introduce himself, I was pleased at first, he ask me what brand will I like to take, I told him Heineken, we were sipping our liquor gradually when he started conversing, he told me that I should leave his sister alone because she had already been taken, I was shocked! Actually am not from that town not even from the state, I am from the middle belt where as the location is in the Eastern part of the country.
I told him but his sister who was my friend has never disclose such a thing to me before, he looks me in the face and told me, he doesn't want to talk to much that he just came back from Europe, Amsterdam precisely, I said to myself, he didn't even have to say that because I know that already. he was riding Audi Q5, I think 2018 model, he now promise to credit my account with the sum of three hundred and fifty thousand to stop picking her calls and calling her because the Man that got him hooked-up big time in Amsterdam has interest in his sister and the man will be coming back next month which is December to meet his parents and doesn't want any attitude from his sister because she had been talking about me recently and I shouldn't even tell her that this was what we even discuss.

Am just thinking of the next actions because I so much cherish the relationship and want to make it permanent.

See ehn....maybe na trick


Just really discuss with him.....
Tell him you love his sister oh and that's why you feel his friend would take care of her better than you are....but say make he help you.....


Beg am..beg am like say he hold gun for ur head and was about to pull the trigger....



Let him make it 1million......tell him you would continue talking to his sister but would walk her through to loving the other guy......

See ehn.....Somehow u would still be tempted to phock another girl after this one.....why not peacefully leave this one and gain an everlasting friendship
You can maintain the friendship with the girl(I pray say you never dey phock am oh) and her brother and the new man!!!
Na you win if you play it well

Lordswazz:
Impressive! Several decades from now, some smartphones in this his collection might sell for small fortunes.

Removing dem from dia pack has spoilt dia value

ImpregnaTor:
Sure... One of my side chick has made it her duty to pay for our hotel lodge, feed me anytime we want to meet.... as I'm typing here she's still planning of lodging me this weekend and all bills on her. I'm beginning to think she's the one using me now, anyways man can't reject free kpekus, so she's free to use me as she like...

When you get a girl dickmatized enough na them go rush you!

Actually bro,
JUst be calm and enjoy what you are enjoying..,..... Remember her that pays the piper dictate the tune..... one day you go call her she go bounce your calls.....


Read on ubunjas last thread

Uthman122:
Has a girl ever told you to stop mid-coitus? Maybe cos she was irritated down there or was no longer wet or she just wasn't interested anymore.

My experience was one time like that my ex and I were having sex then all of a sudden she got dried up then she told me to stop, God I was so pissed that day but wetin man fit do, had to stop

Well,
I hardly comment on such,but if you would listen I would chip in one or two advice....


1) you need multiple stimulation at any point of coitus....mouth on clits.....phallus in vagina, and speaking to her

2). Be fully aware of lovemaking,
As soon as u know she's getting dried.....switch to orals,or nipple stimulation.....

3) To make love to her.... ensure she's very receptive, and don't coerce her ever....it's never worth it....

HAccord:
Falz won't touch Nigerian dirty politics with the longest of poles.

Shey u are in his mind abi.....
U don know warris goin on

hafsatadebisi:
Please, fam landers. I want you to help me in any way you can. I really need your help. I'm just getting rotten while still alive. for the past two months now, I've been sick of typhoid and malaria. This is not just the normal typhoid and malaria, this is the reoccurring type. This type requires tests and then treatment- you test, treat, test and then treat again. You'll follow that process until the tests results show that the parasites are no longer there, and this process requires a lot of money. This was what I did to make sure that I'm free from this ailment, because I've treated this close to five times this year alone, before I met this pharmacist who is good at what he does, who recommended the test-treat- test- treat method.

The problem now is, at the middle of treatment, I developed a condition ( I don't really know what to call it). I began to rotten while still alive. Somethings started coming out of my p.parts, it was getting swollen, very painful and icthy too. This started around late August/early September. I took garlics for some times thinking it'll abate it, but it keeps getting worse. I don't just know what to do again. I went to the lab were I've been doing my tests to enquire about the price for infection tests, because I decided to it's better to do the tests so as to rule out infection first, so as to know if it's infection or something else. They said to check for infection, I'll have to do two tests (urine and swabs tests), and it'll cost me #3000, for the tests alone.

Why I'm here is because I want you people to please help me in any way you can. I've exhausted the little I had on the treatment of the typhoid/malaria because it requires a lot of money. I don't have any now to go for this one. Please, I'm not lying. I can post pictures of the tests I did. I would have posted pictures of the packs of drugs I took but I've disposed them already. The only pack with me now is still with me because I just finished taking the drug few days ago. Please, I want you to help in any possible. I'm just sick and tired of sicknesses all the time. I was just getting happy that at last I can be free from this typhoid/ and malaria that has dealt with me, only for this one to surface again, and I've never experienced this type of thing before. Please, I want you to help me, I want to be free, whole and complete. I wanted to create a new account for this, because I was so ashamed of using my main moniker, but I decided against it because some people might not believe, they might think I made the story up. So, I decided to use my main moniker instead of dieing in silence.

The money can be sent directly to the lab people if any feels I'm lying. But if anyone decides to send it to me, I'll post pictures of everything here but the tests results and the drugs, everything I'll post it here so that you all can see that I'm not lying. Please I'll give any evidence you want. This is my number in case there's anything you want to know. 08162226207. I stay in Abj, Dei-dei side, Tasha 1. I can give the name of the lab where I do the tests and also the name of the pharmacy where I get the drugs. They know me because I'm more like a regular customer there.

You need to see a medical Doctor....

Mercisharelove:
I want 1 trillion people kneeling down and praising God Almighty and CHRIST JESUS for the salvation of his people.


Many will never understand the urgency of this heart cries. I am so hungry for souls. Is there any one as passionate for the salvation of the world as we do


I want souls. Nothing else will be enough..

Aahhhhhh

psucc:
Some people will not understand the harm they do to themselves by the "chat me, WhatsApp me, etc" posts.

Nowadays, when it trust in the Nigerian setting has taken the back sit. Everyone is now dealing with mutual suspicion of the other and you are asking someone to call.

Post the price. Post the Location. People may at least know you are serious though.

Honorable senator it's okay off your mic....I totally understand you and he is under no compulsion to buy and hopefully you should be able to deduce that I am not marketing to him....he is window shopping and I gave him a free alternative to window shop.....
I can simply act as a middle man and try to persuade him to buy oh.....
Aswaetugawd I no gt that time to market one tin with stress and gain 3k......



I have referred several customers to the sellers without even asking dem to say na me send dem....

.senator you can now on your mic again

Lovelynife:
how much?

This is 55,000 without a solar panel and you wouldn't need a solar panel if you do get power supply in your area for at least 5hours

anonimi2020:
What is the name of this device and how can one get it

Mps
+234 806 531 6307
Chat dis number....on whatsapp
Ask him for the upgraded version of 300watts....
It's a device you would so enjoy....and you charge it directly with electricity.....

anonimi2020:
What is the name of this device and how can one get it

Mps
+234 806 531 6307
Chat dis number....on whatsapp
Ask him for the upgraded version.....
It's a device you would so enjoy....and you charge it directly with electricity.....

Yaronkirki:
Please like how much will it cost for standard solar installation. That will gv light for 12 hours.i need the break down.
2 fans
5bulbs
1 computer and one POS printer

All you need is this device .....it would serve you so well

SETH03:
Good morning guys. Someone just defrauded of my entire savings which is over 200,000. Please I need someone who can help me track the number.

Hello bro.... What's the update on your issue?
Please do not relent oh.... Pick up this issue with steamplease

SETH03:
Good morning guys. Someone just defrauded of my entire savings which is over 200,000. Please I need someone who can help me track the number.

Bro let me tell you...
You were defruaded by a thief and don't get shame or anyone bully you into letting it go...

The thief may even be here bullying you....


Bro betting isn't a shameful tin..... Take dis up....



Contact sportybet on twitter.. and state your complain.... Together with the details of the account your money was withdrawn to....


Check ur bank app. Check the withdrawal history/transaction history.... Also post on both twitter and here on nairaland...


Den match proudly with your head high up to your bank and ask for the fraud section and make a report.... Den match to the debiting bank nd make report.....


Den copy segalink and cbn on twitter.....



Wait for God to work in your favor .....


Infact bro you can change your narrative nd accuse sportybet of keeping d details of your card online......
Make enough noise and ur money would surfce

SETH03:
Good morning guys. Someone just defrauded of my entire savings which is over 200,000. Please I need someone who can help me track the number.

Bro let me tell you...
You were defruaded by a thief and don't get shame or anyone bully you into letting it go...

The thief may even be here bullying you....


Bro betting isn't a shameful tin..... Take dis up....



Contact sportybet on twitter.. and state your complain.... Together with the details of the account your money was withdrawn to....


Check ur bank app. Check the withdrawal history/transaction history.... Also post on both twitter and here on nairaland...


Den match proudly with your head high up to your bank and ask for the fraud section and make a report.... Den match to the debiting bank nd make report.....


Den copy segalink and cbn on twitter.....



Wait for God to work in your favor .....

Brachaa:
Make una leave wetin Dem write for motor, enter motor Biko.

Help op with a cheaper printing press in Benin. That cost is so outrageously high for only a few copies.

The truth is the fewer the copies the more the cost per copy!
And it's rare to see a printer that would just help out...
Imagine if a printer out of pity prints at a "kuku thief the book rate", only to discover at the end that dia is an typo error with the back cover?
Who would fund the reprint?

Or if dia is an error with the size of the book?


Anyway... When he is ready he can reach out to me and I would assist him as a first time self-publisher.

Sermwell:
I intend publishing some books on basic phonics for nursery and primary pupils. I had already typed the and visited someone on my street for arranging the work before printing.
I was asked to pay 3k to format each work before any other thing. The charges are as follows:

1. formatting 3k each
2. back cover 1k each
3. ISBN no. 7k each
4. printing #400 each. About 70 pages

I'm printing 6 different books but I have a strong feeling that I'm being cheated as I don't have any experience regarding how much these things cost. please I need to know if I'm being cheated. Please help me out. Thank you.

cc: seun
cc: lalasticlala

Preferably you can put a call across ... I totally understand how you feel right now.... I can assist you in not just printing but getting the best quality at the fairest rate....
08063152970

Sermwell:
I intend publishing some books on basic phonics for nursery and primary pupils. I had already typed the and visited someone on my street for arranging the work before printing.
I was asked to pay 3k to format each work before any other thing. The charges are as follows:

1. formatting 3k each
2. back cover 1k each
3. ISBN no. 7k each
4. printing #400 each. About 70 pages

I'm printing 6 different books but I have a strong feeling that I'm being cheated as I don't have any experience regarding how much these things cost. please I need to know if I'm being cheated. Please help me out. Thank you.

cc: seun
cc: lalasticlala

How many books overall sir...
Do you have the money to spend?
Or you are on cost reduction goals?

How many books overall ?
I can show you how to get some of these tins free oh.... But if you have the money spend it ....


Chat me on whatsapp 08063152970.... ( Don't start chatting me as if I owe you anything or any explanation oh... Like some nairalanders do)

IamSoProlific:
Hello beloveths, please I will be very brief and straight to the point on this one.

There's this girl I started dating around August 30th last year, it was a distance relationship, we got along so well on phone, she appeared different, smart, brilliant, industrious and what have you when it comes to what a virtuous woman and one that knows what she wants at that. I totally thought she was the one for me, little did I know she's just the regular average girl hovering around pretentiously looking for whom to leech on.

Fast forward July this year, she relocated to my place with the hope of staying with me, I did it on purpose so I can watch her closely and we can plan on settling down because I planned on concluding the marital necessities with her by December.


When she came to stay with me, I noticed she was just the opposite of all she claimed to be while we spoke on phone, she played me, she gets Violently angered at every provocation and ready to fight, she just sleeps, eat, watch Tv and spend all her life on social media (Instagram,Facebook and WhatsApp), she has absolutely nothing to offer- not in any way to my life. I've already called the marriage quit in my head. She has anger issues, always feel attacked and ready for a fight....I have tried to change her, even took her to a therapist, but all to no avail, settling down with her would definitely end in doom.

Long story short, inasmuch as not to waste each other' s time, please house, how do I make her leave my house, I'm currently staying in Lagos, she came from Asaba to come live with me and this is her first time in Lagos, and she's not ready to leave, to her she's already my wife and not ready to go anywhere, I've tried to talk about her leaving, but she literally refused saying she can't just go back and that she gave up a lot to come stay with me( I really wonder what she gave up) I've stopped touching her long ago.

Moreso, the girl in question is dangerous, revengeful and very tricky (claiming to be smart), she once told me she's trying to figure out how to hurt her ex because he double dated, which made her to leave.

The case now made me understand sense needs to be applied so well while dealing with her. She always say she can never allow me to leave her, not while she's alive...

House please help me in the best strategy to make her leave my house without any violence or bad energy before the end of next month, I just can't contain her any more....

Arrange with one of your friend to be a fake pastor....
He should meet her on the way and prophesy doom to her....



That the current man she is with, if she marries him she would die during her first child birth..

That u people are not destined to be together....



Or if she's AS genotype ,
Just take her to a hospital and arrange with one of the workers dia to fake a result .., clean breakup....


You all go ur way peacefully..... Be ready to settle her a little financially and feign missing her oh.....


Hell has no fury like a woman scorned!

fuwaski:
They told us to go school and after, they will give us job. Who da hell is saying that schooling isn't about the job but knowledge... Knowledge keee u there... Mtchww.. i no wan yarn too much cus of ban...

No wahala....
Fold ur hand..
Relax!!
Barman bring three cartons of bear for this gentleman....
Bring isiewu
Let him enjoy

thesicilian:
Sorry about your situation. A lot of us Bankers, Doctors, Accountants, Lawyers etc also went to the university and have never been out of a job since we graduated years ago.
This is just my opinion though, but if a person who graduated over 5 - 10yrs ago hasn't been able to find a job, I cannot help but think that there's probably something wrong with the person himself or his quality of education.

I was reading tru to see such a comment..
Thank you...

If you dig deep now, u would discover the op. read one kind of course oh, with one Kain result.... (My apologies I honestly don't mean any disrespect) and he is still arms akimbo awaiting government....

My brother as faaaaaaar back as 200l I was making money off the knowledge I gained in university.....
Even presently I am seriously contemplating dropping my certificate and going back fully into business.....



Thanks again for re-affirming that skool isn't a waste bro

konnetu:
damn,what you don't know pass you.you just ignorant

to those that dropped their logins for me, please did I took money from you? if I did,I stand to be challenged here.. anyone?

for your information bro,am just trying to assist .do you think those that are selling Bitcoin, cashapp posting advert everywhere even on this platform don't have their topnotch secret making them millions and you won't see them talked about it. check all through the threads on nairaland and tell me if there are people revealing A-Z footprint of how they come about breakthrough in their business & accomplishment all for free!! what you don't know kills you, there are secrets bro!!!

I repeat sir,
You are a cheap thief!
Actually very very petty 1000naira thief...
And shameless also, bkos u r preying on poor people like urself trying to make ends meet?



How do you feel ? When u transfer that 1k or 2k or a bigger sum to your account? Hustling a hustler?

How do you sleep at night my brother?
How?



Someone is struggling to look for small money and u take d small one away?

How do you sleep on your bed at night with d guilt?

You should change my dear. .

konnetu:
offer closed, Biko

You are just a cheap thief...
Oniiranu
Bastard olehburuku
Baarawo banzai bakwai

konnetu:


let's take advantage of something marvelous...if you got a sportybet Account call or message me on Whatsapp ( 5k-25k is assured daily for three consecutive time)

please note I take first 10 pple for today

Thief kill ur papaaaa and maaaama dia