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JoyousFurnitire:
Tell me your regrets and did you purchase it online or in shop?

I was told at the Nokia Shop that Jumia sells refurbished phones sha

Don't want to sound like a joykiller because maybe dey have made some slight upgrade. But I wish I didnt get that G20

JoyousFurnitire:
I don't think it's in NG, I visited Slot earlier this Month and didn't see any G11 at the Nokia section. You could go to the Nokia store/company in Lagos, Ikeja or check for thier customer care line for enquiry.

But since it's not on Jumia, I don't think it's in Nigeria.

Why not get a G10 or G20?

Or even a X10?

Abeg just forget these phones. Currently using G20



Regrets

advanceDNA:
How can a man just wake up say he's a woman and be allowed to compete in women sport..

There's a reason men and women sport was separated in the first place......all this woke mentality is just annoying..

I like wetin dey happen. Make men just dey change to women and chop all dia awards. No be only competitive biological advantage oh

SultanOfPuna:
Can you remember what you saw when you were 3 years old

I remember what I saw when I was one.
People never believe but I still remember.

Presently I av a two years old that narrates every event back to me by evening. Your worry shouldnt be for the future . Your worry is if he wouldn't cast you or start acting out what he saw with siblings and neighbours.


You sort of scarred him and you are worried about him remembering? Is the housegirl above eighteen?

SultanOfPuna:
Can you remember what you saw when you were 3 years old

I remember what I saw when I was one.
People never believe but I still remember

radautoworks:
Before I start, I'm posting this because no matter how good you are, things go wrong and it's not only the good we share, we share the bad as well. This story cost us both personnel and money but despite everything had a happy ending.

So a customer had a pretty new Mercedes that needed a full pump replaced. Pretty simple except... One of my techs decided that rather than do what we trained him to do and check all the lines and tank and clean/flush all associated parts he was simply going to go the kazeem route and not bother. WELL... apparently what was in the tank was so bad that it immediately ruined the newly installed pump. Story didn't end there (this was relayed to me second hand so bear with me if some detail is missing).

SOMEHOW not only did it ruin the new pump, the motor started having problems... The car was brought back for him to rectify his error (yes, terrible move but I was not consulted and found out after the fact). Long story short, the motor of this Mercedes was ruined and could not be rebuilt...

Now, this is the part I wanted to emphasize. We immediately acknowledged our error, brought in a replacement pump and motor (both of which have a one year warranty) and refunded the customer. We also had to let the tech go as it wasn't a lack of knowledge but quite simply negligence. This was particularly painful to me because I know what the tech was capable of in the past but he had recently been regressing and getting sloppy.

Did we lose the customer? No, because of how it was handled. Not only that, we got a referral out of it. All this happened while I am away for an extended period and I am incredibly proud of how my staff handled it. I only heard about it because they needed my okay to cover the cost of the replacement motor.

So there you have it, there will come a time when we will mess up. The difference is with us, we own up to it and rectify it. My staff understands that it's not that things won't go wrong, it's how you handle it when they do go wrong.

Pobody's nerfect.

Good morning.
How are you and family today.
Please I have a working Landrover defender for an upgrade. Are you available

PumpumPrince:


I juss moved to a new expensive flat in pekam last week and saw my neighbours wife in the lift when they were both going to work.her husband is fat thou. ..i dint say helo but i knew she was the one & my one & only......shes lightskin & looks halfcast fine in a way. the sad thing is her husband dyamm ugly & always carryin breif case. who carrrrys brief case in 2022?.
. am in love again coz i fall in love every 2 weeks, please help, help advise urgently needed!(no oofeinse)

Inside that briefcase is what that fat man will use to kill you.
Idiot.
Two weekly lover oniiraanu

After two weeks now she will ask you "what are we" then you will say we are nothing but pencils in the hands of our creAtor

PumpumPrince:


I juss moved to a new expensive flat in pekam last week and saw my neighbours wife in the lift when they were both going to work.her husband is fat thou. ..i dint say helo but i knew she was the one & my one & only......shes lightskin & looks halfcast fine in a way. the sad thing is her husband dyamm ugly & always carryin breif case. who carrrrys brief case in 2022?.
. am in love again coz i fall in love every 2 weeks, please help, help advise urgently needed!(no oofeinse)

Inside that briefcase is what that fat man will use to kill you.
Idiot.
Two weekly lover oniiraanu

Sundrus:
Some men just like to fvck married women. E be like say there use am swear for them. Oga op, the ball dey ur wife court oh. If her mind dey to fvck outside, nothing u go fit do to stop her oh.

But to Bleep inside his own house na the greatest mumu him fit do

Max122:
My wife and I have an excellent relationship filled with love, admiration, and mutual respect. We have been married for over five years and are blessed with two amazing children. Generally, we are very good communicators and do not shy away from things that are bothering us. The issue I present to you in our marriage is an extrinsic one that we both disagree on how best to handle.

We live in an apartment complex with lots of young couples. There is a joint area where children play while the parents supervise. I have noticed that one of the husbands acts in a way that makes it obvious to me that he has a “crush” on my wife. Although I have tried not to let it bother me and even to become friends with him, his behavior constantly renews feelings of discomfort inside me to the point that it is difficult to ignore him.

My wife is an objectively extremely attractive woman combined with a magnetic, lively and charming personality. Whenever my neighbor is watching his children outside, he engages my wife in conversation. To be clear, he makes no attempts at overt romantic flirtation per se, but he is always looking for an excuse to interact with her. Interestingly, his social engagement with my wife is dramatically absent in the presence of his own wife or when I am around.

Surprisingly, when he and I are one on one, in contrast to his typical chattiness with my wife, his demeanor is remarkably introverted and aloof. He displays complete disinterest when we cross paths and I try to wish him a good day. Yet, there is no reason for me to believe that I have done anything to warrant animosity from him. I am a very easy-going, non-intimidating person, and I am particularly non-confrontational. Frankly, I find his contrasting demeanors to be shockingly transparent.

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My guy, it is okay if you are played upon outside your own best. But to be played upon in your own very space is the worst thing ever. Abeg draw a thick line abeg. Tell your wife straight up about it and Bann the conversation.


We humans are just like animals. Imagine you are a male cock and your wife is the mama chick. If you allow another male cock to keep displaying and displaying around her. With overt mating displays and say nothing; someday the actions would be left to biology alone and your lack of territoriality could leave your wife at the mercy of another cock.



Take charge; display overt territoriality. Display jealousy. When you see the conversation go out there. Flirt with his own wife also. Show your wife it matters oh ,bfor you raise the child of another by cuckolding.

FX2BROWN:
After 9 months of staying away from my wife and family, I visited her in our hometown, in Nigeria. It was an experience I was looking forward to after my job.

Two days later, it was time to do the husband/wife stuff, but I was met with a huge mess. This episode was described as a "one minute man affair". I was ashamed of myself as my wife was in a bad mood.

I opted for a sex enhancer in the name of Evans Baroque manXTRA 20...Tadalafil 20mg. That night, we were in cloud 9, as I lasted almost 1 hour.
Strange enough, the following day, the side effects were something else.

My head wan burst! The headache was out of this world. I lost sleep for 2 days. My body was like I engaged in labouring job, I was on pain. I had feverish condition for 2 days along with cold....

Abeg guys, take caution with the above pill, so that you won't harm yourself.

Tabs sudrex 1gm or tabs Panadol extra 1gm like 15minutes before taking the enhancer.
It drastically reduces the effect.
Sometimes overfamiliarity may reduce instant sexual attraction to wifey. You go come dey see am as Ur sister especially if you really like her.

You need to sometimes do what you need to do to perform.

Iamdbull:
Just like yesterday, Via this our beautiful platform, i announced to the world about my relocation to the city of lagos for the pursuit of my lifelong ambition (just like our dear presidential aspirant) which is music.

As am writing this am lying down on the bare floor as all the little furniture i have has been evacuated,tears rolling on my cheeks and mosquitos singing the lyrics of my songs to my hearing (they seems to be the only one listening to my music)

I know you all are looking at me as the most stupid person on earth, i resigned from a well paying IT firm to pack to lekki and squander all hav couped together on some nonsense music, worst of it all i saw my junior colleague at the firm, on his whatsapp status he just went for holiday abroad with a girl we were both dragging, this even made the tears flow more.

But does "The Bull" regret this ? Not at all, nothing makes meaning to me in this life, the last time i was having sex right in the middle of the sex i stood up from the doggy and went to write down some lyrics, the sex wasn't moving me at all, that's how deep this music shit is to me, i will ignore a naked Nengi or Mercy eke to go record some music if i get the chance.

But nevertheless one thing i realized is that something might look perfect in your imagination but to turn it to reality you need a lot of processing, i went to studio for the first time thinking my music will come out perfectly but it wasn't so.


I àm just happy my music is coming close to perfection judging by reaction of people to my last single. The little money i have i used it to book a session, i want to go in there and put all my pain in the song. I just pray say make producer no be scam o because he just dey post me since i book session.
Anyways thank you all for taking your time to read, BULL WON'T DISAPPOINT!


Yours sincerely
Dbull on this one!!!

Bro you can work and do music. When your music gains some form of traction then you could have pulled out. What would pay the bills if your music doesn't takeoff immediately?

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

My brother RUN.
You don't need any more message here oh; let's decode her message together


Why did she spell come as CUM despite her apparently flawless text?



Why did she say "appreciate as a woman"

Why did she hint that Ur wife isn't around?


Offcourse a female animal goes to where Dias abundant food naturally. It's her biological instinct playing out. Her womb is gravitating towards a male with an empty nest,plenty food and who can take care of her offspring.
This is pure nature and nature can be very wicked.


If you love Ur wife and Ur peace of mind just avoid her.
Simply ignore the text; don't dare flirt beyond that text or soon U will understand that "no matter how toto water small,E dey reach preek baff"



Thank you.

Mastakija:
India and jazz

Pencil portrait dey my ppl

You cost?


What's Ur price make I do one for my baby la boo and my babe la baby

duchess90:
Hello,

Happy to respond to this

Fully funded PhD in most cases will either be tuition and a monthly stipend
for the international student

Or if it is a full funded PhD for home (UK) student but open to international students, tuition will be paid as home (UK) student and the difference between the fees of a home and international student will have to be paid.

So the first question is, when her funding/contract is ready you will see what it covers and that can tell what evidence of funds you will need to provide(POFs)

Because you have to still apply for your visa, the PhD student will need to pay visa fees and IHS, although you can claim this back if the funding says so.

2. It doesn't cover dependants.

3. As per your Plab journey, it is for you and your wife to decide

Cheers

Thanks for the detailed response. I appreciate your time. This Japa journey isn't for the faint hearted oh. I hope to give my Visa alert testimony very soon. Haba 5 years of following this thread.

justwise:
Congratulations to you and your family.

Now to your question..the devil is in the details of that scholarship, some can be very generous to cover accompanying family members while some are not, you just have to wait and see or read up in the school website for clue about details of their scholarships.

Thank you big aunty.
Na to just dey wait be that. Much appreciated. You are doing a splendid Job here. Thanks

@Justwise

You are doing a wonderful work here. Kudos to you. I have some burning Questions please.

Would a fully funded PhD cover dependents visa, IHS etc


My wife's expecting two fully funded PhDs and I am anticipating acceptance.
Why? Excellent undergraduate result and an MSc of 6.9/7.0 from a very topnotch federal University in Nigeria. I have deeply prayed and now I want to do my own part.


Please back to my question please. Paradventure she secures one of the two fully funded PhDs and from what I read here so far she doesn't need proof of fund and IHS.

However I as the dependent and one child. Are we covered by the funding?
Do we ( me and my daughter) both need the POF and IHS?


The major wahala is I need to prepare the POF account in advance paradventure her acceptance and CAS comes in any moment. (We dream of emigrating together)

Please I want to be lazy and wait for the outcome of the admission process. However the oversabi mediko in me wants to plan everything out in advance and it's stressing me!
Your advice would help greatly Biko.


Summary;
1) would the 2 dependents to someone offered a fully funded PhD require POF and IHS
2) Should I go now as a dependent or wait to follow my Plab pathway?


Please I have stayed too long in this "about-to-japa" pathway

jacobjamie:
Hey guys , does anyone has an MTN LUMO Solar AKA Yellow box for sale , a friend of mind got some POS stands and looking at the option of using that to charge his POS machines rather than generator with high rate of fuel price .
Anyone got any that need it to be disposed because he was told people are running from the MTN LUMO because of the high rate of Subscription and constant increment .
My guy doesn't mind because it may give him a bit if advantage over generator and fueling plus noise since its a business and not on private bases .
Please mode...move to front page to help get a better view.

I know of a better battery than what you are asking for.
Call this man +234 806 531 6307 and ask him to add you to a WhatsApp group. Then you can ask questions.


Thank me later

Demigod22:
My mom have a friend, a very good one. The woman really like me because I am a boy and she doesn't have a male child, so she holds me in high esteem. She has five daughters, my senior, my age mate and my juniors.

Since I returned back from school after my final exam, the respect is becoming too much, my mom started complaining about me being single and her friend becoming more friendlier. Her third daughter just graduated too, and my mom is trying everything for two of us to date. Recently, the started chatting me up frequently and I discovered she is not my spec. She is this spiritual and religious Bible kind of girl and I am a liberal. When I told her that I am not spiritual nor religious, I can see the shock on her face.

She doesn't wear trouser, no earrings nor necklace, a very decent girl by appearance of course, and that's the kind of girl I want. She is even complaining that I am too unstable because I am always traveling every now and then and she doesn't like it.

I am not ready for any relationship right now and I don't want any relationship that involves two families. I will get a girlfriend for myself whenever I am ready. So I told my mom to bury that thought, it won't happen and she said I am too stubborn and rebellious and radical, I smiled and said nothing.

So has your parents ever try to match make you with anyone before? Please share your experience.

Bro first see the girl.
What if she's sexy as anything. Kindhearted. Coolheaded. Cultured with fear of God. And actually a wide material?

blackbone989:
How much can one get a inverter that can power 32inch tv, DStv decoder, standing fan and home theater and also power some bulbs. It's so unfair u sub n u av to put on gen to watch program. Just drop ur quotation n product here

J


Call him +234 806 531 6307
Don't even buy anything but tell him to add you to the inverter wassap group.
Interact with random numbers and decide for yourself.

willjoe:
Guys, I've got a budget of 100k for a new phone. However I'm very camera conscious. Please recommend the best phones in this category. Thanks!

Techno camon 18p or pro....



Add 20kplus and get it.

Forget all the yeye tins you would hear (except U r part of the anti-tecnos)


I am not currently using it and I know how much phone I dey use type but I wish I bought that phone for myself rather than my wife.

As it stands I would get the camon pro anytime soon

santos247:
Nope. Mine is academic job. Lecturing.

Please can you shed more light on this.
My wife's a veterinarian with an MSc....
She's pursuing PhD now oh....but she wouldn't mind lecturing first

Whatdidyousay:
I had t give myself sometime before I run the final test...and this time around I decided to wait till this month(may) making it exactly two years of my sexual contact. Bcus I knw HIV after two years either positive or negative would certainly be true.

I went 2days ago to run the final test. And the unexpected but expected came out.

I was HIV negative.

I couldn't smile, laugh, cry or sob... I was just tanking God for giving me another chance again to live life well.....although HIV positive patients live their lives to the fullest but it is noting compared to when you are actually negative.

I didn't need any soothe sayer, doctor or spiritualist to tell me I was indeed negative.

I'm very sorry nairalanders for the bore writeup. But I felt compelled to write this to encourage us to practice safe sex.

I know my story won't stop some people from having raw sex but trust me you wouldn't want to go through wat I went through.... Its not worth it. U dey form jagaban now say notin dey happen but my guy knowing that u ve HIV symptoms alone is enough to cause damaging depression to u.

And one thing I also noticed this 2years is this...the devil is the most trickiest of all creatures. Any symptoms I tink of at all I will start experiencing it manifesting physically...the devil will so play wit ur mind and thoughts that you would literally believe u have the disease. Whatever symptoms of HIV I think of it will always manifest. Haba how was that possible.

In all nairalanders I give God the glory that I came out negative. These two years has been the hardest of my life. I can't wish it for my enemy. All bcus of 5mins raw sex.

Let's learn to always play safe no matter how much we want the sex.

God bless you all for reading.

Google hypochondria!


You need to work on your psyche please. It's also a good thing to note that you didn't have sex in this two years. Also how did this girl not come back for a return match?

CeeCyrils:
Good day house.

Please I'm trying to understand all these 'unfortunately' response. It's demoralizing o!

What am I getting wrong?
I have been careful not to apply when eligibility is in bold.
I have amended my CV after a review by an expert.
I have gotten online care certification from Alison.
I got an overall band 7.0 score in IELTS UKVI general test.
I am doing internship at a care home and at a hospital. Infact, I have over stressed myself.

Yet, every morning, I will receive 'unfortunately' for most of my overnight random applications.

Please somebody should help my ministry naah! I must go o!

Shift abeg make I sit down.
Unfortunately I dey dis class with you oh

Chelseafan1:
Hello sir, an agent is asking me to pay 1.6m for this HCA job,said money will cover test of English, Visa processing, TB test, Flight ticket and everything generally, I want to know if its a good deal.?

I am interested sef....hit me on my line

Chelseafan1:
Hello sir, an agent is asking me to pay 1.6m for this HCA job,said money will cover test of English, Visa processing, TB test, Flight ticket and everything generally, I want to know if its a good deal.?

Very good deal if it's GUARANTEED abe

Ijyoma:
Of cos, NHS always offer sponsorships for band 3 jobs and above. They're pretty difficult to get into though and more fast-paced, even though they don't pay as much as care homes. People mostly only like them because they make their CVs look good and they give women as long as one year for omugwo time out...but that's it. Work your way up steadily in a care home, arming yourself with the right trainings and you could be a manager someday and earn as much as 85k pounds per annum. Nobody in care earns that much in the NHS, trust me.

Please you copied this verbatim from a YouTube video. I think twas nannelle grismalda that said dis!



Haba

[quote author=zeb04 post=112244434][/quote]My dear for this health care assistant pathway your scores are over good

[quote author=zeb04 post=112244434][/quote]I meant individual scores na...so I know where and how to come in

zeb04:
Guys pls I am writing ielts for the 3rd and last time. someone pls direct me to the youtube content or materials you used.

Drop all Ur genuine unalduterated scores here....if it's average enof I can help.


Don't alter results oh bkos I can't really help bad scores please.

Ijyoma:
Stanvesco!

Wisdom7400

Done
Thanks

Ijyoma:
Life issues indeed...me I get interview completed..with no offer letter and no hint at whether I might have it any time in the nearest future

Lol....
Me I get IELTS 8/9
I get offer letters plenty inside email but none offering COS!


LIFE issues walahai