₦airaland Forum

hidhrhis:
i graduated from command which is a military school, federal school and it is even the soldiers that will be giving the expo to the student on the exam hall without the supervisors knowing a thing
the supervisors always feel relax thinking the soldiers are there to supervise unknown to them they are only their to give out expo to those who paid
there is examination malpractice everywhere
those who we believe are guiding our student are the ones even encouraging them into this shit
it will take a miracle before examination malpractice can be eradicated

What year was this?
Cdss ikeja was tough during my time and I mean very very tough

newace:
Today,i told my wife to start feeding our 18 month old son sma baby milk once a day so he could take in all the necessary nutrients from the milk since he was never breast fed.Note:he eats cerelac in the morning,yoghurt at 12 noon,Eba/Amala at 4pm and cerelac again in the night.I mentioned to her to find a way to feed him sma milk at least once a day but instead she started arguing with me. What do i do?

Calm bro....
Be calm........
Some women do develop post partum depression that can spill into full blown clinical depression.....work with her....talk to her......and if possible see a Dr!.
She might also be needing some vitamins to boost her mood.

IgbalodeRaymond:
they've be swarming and terrorizing me of recent.
i do kill them with with broom or insecticide.

though have not been attacked by any yet but i have this feelings that they might be harmful.

Please what's the name?
is it harmful?


lalasticlala please front page

Nice one.....seems money is calling you and you are running!
Isn't that the sought after black soldier fly?



Catch live ones abeg, I hear dia larvaes are a very good source of animal proteins

ella101:
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As e dey hot....

Thief kill you dia....idiotic element....barawo banza

Abeg big brother cancel allllllll evictions tomorrow

Nawa ooooh

JoshJay1:
It's very easy to earn minimum 80k monthly and above from the comfort of your home.
REQUIREMENTS: Capital 200k , your Mastercard, A valid I'd e.g international passport or driver's license.

Before this covid began a bank limit of 3000usd gave 300k monthly. If you are interested to learn contact me or drop your contact.

08063152970

RighteousI:
I posted a topic here earlier regarding why I believe guys should go for European girls rather than a Nigerian girl.

I stated that I believe believe European girls are more mannered, loving and less likely to cheat but some guys patriotically but wrongly criticized the post.

Unfortunately the guy that commited the murder-suicide in lekki didn't come to nairaland to read that post of mine and now he's dead after committing murder suicide.

So the question to the guys that criticized that post is: do you still prefer a Nigerian girl or do you now believe that the greatest sin of Nigerian girls is ungratefulness?

You treat them bad, they will still cheat on you

You treat them like princesses and plan to take them abroad, they will still cheat on you.

Why guys still marry, I don't know.

The girls have rebelled, you need not to marry.

Where are we going to see European girls?

photon3106:
MTN can be many things but this isn't one of them. I think the issue has to do with their system. Perhaps, some sort of system glitch.

I used to experience this too with my 1.5Gb monthly plan until I discovered where the problem was.

When your data connection is on and you went ahead to activate the Night plan, most times the night plan isn't active (swithed as the default plan).

All you need do is: after a successful activation of the night plan, disconeect your data and restart your phone. In the case when restart isn't desirable, a toggle on the Airplane mode will do. Wait for about 1 minute before turning on data. That's all.

This fixed it for me.

As if you are working with MTN ABI?
Don't let us use u to mop Nairaland floor oh.....respect yourself!

Do you even use MTN? I know the shege MTN showed me until I recently swapped to Etisalat...

Twice I have swapped; first to GLo and after I relocated and Glo was poor in my new area,I suffered again with MTN until I stumbled on Etisalat again....


With glo and Etisalat I had freedom of browsing,no fears, no checking data and I must say A BETTER SPEED....

GeoAfrikana:
I'm so angry right now. As you can see, I'm creating this post in the middle of the night.

There are many negative things people say about MTN. Sincerely, I've always given them an open mind but tonight I discovered something very terrible about them

Summary:
When you subscribe for night data, MTN doesn't only deduct from your night data balance, they also deduct from your main balance.

Explanation
For long I've been using the MTN pulse plan. I buy 1.5gig weekly. But because I usually need to download tutorials from YouTube I support my data with their 500mb midnight plan.

I've always noticed that my 1.5gig doesn't last long. Within five days (sometimes three days) my data would have finished.

I spend a lot of time online but there's no way my daily usage can reach 400mb. Most of my time online is on WhatsApp, searching google for information and staying up to data with industry gists on Twitter.

This night I subscribed to the MTN night plan, then used their app to check my balance before browsing. If you use the mtn night data regularly then you know there's no way to check your balance with USSD.

Luckily for me, the MTN app shows the night balance. So I was able to monitor both my main data balance and the midnight balance.

Guess what I found?
MTN was deducting from both accounts simultaneously.
No wonder, this is the snake that has been stealing eggs from my poultry.
I was so angry that I wanted to remove the SIM but I decided to collect evidence before removing their SIM.

Below are two screenshots. I took the first before downloading a video from YouTube. The video is 48mb.

Then I took the second screenshot after the download had completed.

As you can see, MTN didn't even touch my night data again. They deducted virtually everything from my main balance.

This is so painful. I feel cheated.

My brother,
Just follow my steps and dump MTN....


I was using MTN 1500naira data like very week before and I dare not do any other thing except WhatsApp...
I once did MTN 3500 for 20gb my bro,and I KID YOU NOT,(I could barely open fiverr.com) so I was only on WhatsApp and 10gb was wiped from it...

Longstory short!
I stumbled on an ETISALAT DATA SIM,and I subscribe for 7gb weekly for 1500naira
*229*2*2#

And the data rolls over.......
Try and get an ETISALAT sim please...
Thank me later

jayworld15:
Why is it that all these unions go on strike immediately there’s an emergent situation? Even though they’re half-baked doctors, teachers, lawyers, engineers, etc. immediately there’s an emergency, that’s when you’ll see these mofos going on strike. Wickedness of the highest order. In order not to absolve FG from these crimes of negligence, inconsideration, wickedness, corruption and myopic thinking; I think FG should, even though I know it is not feasible, sort things out with them, otherwise, things would escalate beyond the “normal levels”. This will be too bad for the already SUFFERING and SMILING citizens.

Before we engage you kindly show us ur Nce certificate and if it's better than mine,we can den go ahead to match ur bsc with my mbbs!



Mtchewwww
Half baked kill u dia....

sagna112:
My name is Uche a 100Level supposed medicine and surgery student of a Nigerian University, I used to be very brilliant and that was what instigated me to apply for Medicine and Surgery after acquiring an aggregate score of 270 in both JAMB and POST-UTME Examinations, I was then admitted a years ago into a university.

I am the only child of my parents, they have spent so much on me just to make sure I become a doctor, dad had to sell one of his plots of land to pay for my registration fees, purchase a brand new laptop, a phone and clothes for me and all my needs, Mum who has no job since she was sacked by the state government will always try to send the little that will pass through her, when I think of the way she announced to her friends when I gained admission to study Medicine it brings tears from my eyes.

It will be an injustice on me to be blamed or for me to blame myself, I know the effort I have also made, I have always taken my studies serious, I never missed any lecture, I neither miss assignments nor tests, I sit at the front of the class, I don't keep bad gangs, I have never attended a party, sometimes I do RTDB (Read Till Day Break), what is then my offense? why me?
.

Do you mean you are being withdrawn because of one single carryover in 100l?
Chat me up on WhatsApp
08063152970

law001:
I was following your post until I discovered you lied here. Your previous post you said you were 22 when you met shola in 2015. How come you are 17 in 2009. Teach me maths abeg.

Is this really necessary?
What kind of trash do they feed this your generation abeg!
Dammmmmmn

Munzy14:
I wish they could be interviewed on whats on their mind regarding outside world.

I think chiddy is more convinced their is fire on the mountain..

Same here.
But the way they keep thanking the fans, saying who I know, looking at cameras etc
I am almost certain they think they are ruling Nollywood right now!
Do you have any idea if they have Instagram accounts.
Lemme check them up

Mehnnnnn
Dis guys think dey don blowwwwwwwwww.
Someone should tell dem please

Haba guys na¿
Why dulling ehn

generalstingz:
Here is the Price list of the items required for the setup:
LiFePO4 battery with Charger: 13,000,
Used UPS- 3,000
And the Anderson cable -1500 or less because it's a little bit. scarce.
Total-17,500.

Sir
Please is this still available?
What's the current price sir?
How is the battery charged? Solar panel or electric light...

wrose:
Title: Despair
Size : 30 × 25 cm
Ball-point pen on the inderside of canvas textured paper
Duration: 40hrs approx .

For everyone who followed up to this point, I wanna say a big thank you��

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#hyperrealism
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Nice bro
Edo no dey ever ever carry last

wrose:
Progress on skin texture Hyperrealism
Ball point pen on paper. Size : 30 ×30 cm
Title: Bold.

This is super good...
More grease to your pen

wrose:
Or better still, u could drop ur number

08063152970

wrose:
Size : 20 × 30cm. Ball point pen on paper.
My progress in skin texture

Mehn you are damn straight up from heaven
Can I get your contact details?
Do you do commissioned works( lol, I really don't know what that is tho, but I want you to draw something for me)

masterpiecer:
Thanks.
Have you found anyone yet for your project?

No I haven't I was offline for a while.
I also just saw your mention.
Your works are really wowable
It made my tongues so weak,I am wondering how I would negotiate for the project with you.....
Lol
I would mention you asap please

masterpiecer:
Self portait

Very very cool

Riqueleme:
my ballpoint pen sketch (scrabbling) of Sarkodie

Are you available for a job?
Drop your number lets talk

Kindly link me to any good ballpoint/biro Artist for a job.
Job description; A poetry book
Just quote me here

mantosa:
Lyricism and songwriting are the most outstanding qualities ever shown by musicians but there are still hideous and erroneous feats made by the so-called musicians in songs. You would wonder if those songs were properly vetted by mixers and A&R executives before they passed on to marketing and licensing departments of record labels. Independent and upcoming musicians making these blunders in lyrics is forgivable but when superstars make these errors, we should stripe them off charts, awards and achievements especially if there is an expectation behind the brand. Recently, we have seen trolls on the rise about how superstar musicians have messed up a good song just because they were not apt in their lyricism. In rare cases, flops are allowed in lyricism if the song is unfinished or a comedic type.

Missy Elliot




Missy Elliot is still one of the best female hip/hop breakouts in the history of music. At a young age, the female rapper struck relationships with the best songwriters and producers in music especially Timbaland but that did not stop her from embarrassing herself on ‘Work it’ as she shrieked these lyrics confidently: “Take my thong off and my ass go boom!”. This is definitely an incoming tsunami.

Naira Marley

The Nigerian Popstar had a great year in 2019 but in that same year he made lines which found their way into the Nigerian pop culture notably one that music lovers can remember from “Soapy”:

“Inside life, go to the five 5 alive.” It is forgiven as the song became a nationwide hit even with the controversy surrounding the singer.

Coldplay

“Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones.” Did Coldplay ask fans to ignite their bones? Did the lead singer tell fans that the lights will lead them home after a show? So many things must be going through your mind also. But “fix you” is a hit nonetheless.

R.Kelly

Music lovers have cancelled Robert and we are here to remind you about one of his lyrics we can never forget – this same line brought traces about his sexual crimes from “You remind me of something” and here it is: “Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it.” How on earth did a girl end up looking like a car? Was she made in Vietnam?

Davido

Davido’s attempt to flow in rhythmic pattern in revival single “If” failed and we are still shocked that none of those people in the studio failed to correct this line: “My number one itutu sipping burukutu”. David’s lover must be a drunkard.

source - http://tushmagazine.com.ng/the-worst-lyrics-ever-used-by-musicians-in-songs/

Lolllllllllling
In as much as I understand your point, and I agree with you that so many songs have weak/lame lyrics, but it's because you are not privileged to the knowledge behind such lyrics.
Art is art because they sometimes do not have any logical explanation.
If it did, twuld be science!.


Don't forget we have a part of engi.lingo. known as figure of speech.
Examples
Can you whisper to me the secrets of forgetting please?,
Am I to just slip into the bright shadows of forgetfulness and forget to remember the details,
I saw her perfectly in bright darkness,
She lied to me with truthful lips


See ehnnn......
I understand ur point but most of the examples u gave above are just *beautiful nonsense* and that's the beauty of art.

cruzydal:
Guy that line still dey burst my head till now . How will u see a lady’s waist in her eyes ? That’s Dumb AF

Wowww
Do u really think I that line is dumb?
Mehn
I wish you understand the effect such lines have on women!

I see ur waist in ur eyes,
When I see u ,I feel my heart beating in my nostrils
Can I get lost in ur lips.....
I melt in need of ur desire,


If it's true that women fall easily for words...den just know they fall instantly for such words.

Goan learn Dem oh

nigeriainfo:
Hello, Let me advise you and I want to tell you nothing but the truth. I am here now in the United States presently and I am really advising you to stay back In Nigeria and invest that money in Nigeria. I am telling you this because I know what is actually going on here. Please stay back in Nigeria. Thank you and please heed my advice for your own good

Did you go there with 20million naira?

He should be the one advising you sir.
Person whey hustle 20m in Nigeria,imagine how much he can make abroad

Brodapounds:
Hello dear nairalanders.

Please I'm going through a state of mental confusion.

Currently i have approximately 20 million and 300 thousand naira in my bank account.

I have two thoughts.

1) I am 25 years old but I'm not a university graduate, i only have ND (National deploma) from a polytechnic In Edo state, Auchi precisely.

I would have become a graduate years ago but after my "ND" years ago, i refused to go back to school and i decided to hustle for money.

Most of my classmates in school back then are all graduates but all the same, looking at my bank account now, i have no regrets.

So this is what i plan on doing.

1) Can i further my Education In any university in the United States with the money and plan on staying back after my degree, for the fact that I'm 25.
Will that be advisable?

2) should i stay back in Nigeria and use part of the money to build a house In my hometown in Benin and use the rest for business?

3) Is there a chance of going to USA and start all over again, look for job.
Will the money be enough to rent a house, foot some bills untill i see a job in the USA.

Note i choose USA only because it's my dream country, I'm not scared of the traveling ban because I'm 100% confident that it will be taken away few months from now.

Please i won't be replying any mention or questions.

All i want is to take note of good advice.

I already know a reliable traveling agent.

Please other suggestions are welcomed apart from mine.

Please help

Broda mi,
I am just being curious
How did you make 20million abeg
I am asking on behalf of all Nairaland hustlers

solasoulmusic:
No pranks because am loved but damn if you live with someone who is attractive and love someone who always treats you bad it takes a special grace to remain faithful walahi ..

Wtf
Please kindly explain
I have read dis like 13times and I still don't understand