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I actually came to see Orban, up close personal. why he come get Injury. I will switch to torunarigha and Bassey.

Anyway I'm making a bold prediction here, we are winning the next Nations Cup but we go need keeper.

Charlesemeka85 make una help us find keeper.

Im so happy a lot of many people will live easier.


One day I got stuck in a terrible hold up,it was so mad I got angry. It was hot, very hot. That day as I sat cramped at the back, water was drizzling from my head like tap. I became uncomfortable, irritable, and more angry.

I wonder why successive governments have not done at least the basic things. Trains. Electricity, things that a normal fucntonal society should have. Atleast the normal things for the people you are presiding.

What is the essence of stealing so MUCH to the detriments of development. Thief all you like but provide basic things that will make the life of the citizens be better.

Part of the game. He will get his rematch and collect it back.


Didenle omo Ogun.

Kingosytex:
Starboy wey sabi play ball! Brazilian samba king living his life to the fullest. I so much envy this dude, man too fine, come sabi ball, and on top of am still get money.

Congrats Ney! More records are up for the taking.

Bro, you made my day with this comment. Out of all Brazilian Great Forwards you could ever think of, he is the Starboy.

My STARBOY.

Neymar. The Real Starboy.

Thats why my monika is Starboytwo. The homage. The respect.

There are many Starboys , wizzy etc. But Neymar is the Real Starboy.

Brazil more or less is synonyms to ⚽

From Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zico, Romario, Bebeto Rivaldo, Robinho, Adriano he is the TOP SCORER.

A baller is a baller.

Na party sure pass.

Eat till stupor..

No Shame.

As the tray dey pass, we dey alight am, carry some. Chop, put the plate under the table. Lookout for the next tray.

You go hear, semo ti tan, eba loku.

My squad. "egbe wahrah wah.

Gbogbo e, isaaa goal.

Kog45:
Those one just used their brothers names entered eagles,very poor players especially Ogbonna Kanu….the real siblings in eagles history are Uche brothers

Kai, I so much love ike Uche. Very smooth. One of my favorite super eagle player till date. Number 15. This guy use to do somersault na, after scoring. Before osihmen, the SE striker I'm so cock sure and will put my money on is Martin's and ike Uche. I like the brother too, Kalu Uche so classy. Chai, make I go youtube, he Don tey.

HEAVEN

Angel - (reads file) Oh, so you committed suicide?

Cable thief - No sir.

Angel - who told you I'm a sir

Cable thief - sorry sir, I mean MA.

Angel 2- who told you she's a ma

Cable thief-- I'm sorry MA, I mean my lord. Sorry your highness..

Angel - so how did you die?

Cable thief - e-l-e-c-t-r-i-c-i-t-y 🎶🎶

Angel - eh yah. Why didnt you call an electrician to help fix the light in your apartment?

Cable thief - No ma, it's from the transformer, we no have light for like 3 weeks, so I went to check that's when the thing carry me 😭

Angel 2 (shakes head) you are even lying in front of us?? You must be a hardened criminal.

Cable thief - No MA 🙏 🥹🥹

Angel 2- you went to steal electrical cables and you nor even wear gloves or any eletrical gears. You must be dull. Very very dull.

Angel 1- wo just go go, leave our front. Go and meet God.

Neext.

A man of 50 and 80 years no reach me to handle.

If it was me, I'd just punch the 80 year old man in the stomach to buy time and summarily deal with the 50 year old aside.

By the time the 80 year old is standing straight, I'd have successfully add about 8 years to his 80, tell me what an 88 year old man will do to me.

Na the neighbors go dey beg me not to kill them.

Pls always protect and defend yourself at least. A 30 year old man should be fit and be able to handle a 50 year old man na, the 88 year man should be a bonus.(2 good smack in the middle of the face with the back of your palm should suffice)

Thank God it's on record. Self defense.

Cant wait for all or most of the line start working and a grander one is staged all over the country.

Let's shealth our swords. Let's work for Nigeria.

Nigeria go work.
Nigeria go sweet.
Nigeria go reach the promise land.

God bless the people of Nigeria on its entirety.

SisterAnn:
Are you guys okay at all?

haha, no vex. I had to write the epistle. Currently jamming the Album.

Normally when an artist drop his work(even my favorites) I just peruse through the album and pick my 3-4 tracks...

ASAKE is an exception...

All tracks is a banger. ALL TRACKS

Damn, that guy is 🥶
For real, the guy is 🔥

The guy don pursue EVERYBODY.
who be who.

Work of Art on repeat for the past 2 months.

My guy come, connect to my Bluetooth, dey play ASAKE. abeg you fit play another musician, make ASAKE no kill me

ASAKE=👑

His brother should show up with the the evidence. Hence the guy will go home.

No evidence, then it's jail term and big fine.

Scrub the hate in your hearts.

Don't spew nonsense that would put you in trouble. Being a scapegoat is not funny, na only you go Waka come. Even your reprtera brother jakpa.

No sorry for you bro. Carry your cross.

This is definitely film, hehehe

My own na cane immolation Sha.

As a Js3 student of igboowu sec sch, I was quite notorious.

As the flogging reach my part, the teacher say make I hug pole. Everybody 6 strokes.

Him gimme 3 for back I no shake. Closed my eyes deeply nd clench my teeth.

The fourth one land for my neck, Chai, the immolation disappear, I wrenched and squirmed. Infact I started to wonder why I gazz attend school in the first place.

Mr shiwonku, eni Kuure sir.

Let's just agree and start somewhere.

Anywhere.

Which kind hustle be dis

You nor even fear for your own life.

Happy birthday G. Y’all make this place tick.

Fagbo loh .

OhuDealer:
Meanwhile , the Indian Prison Service has put out an open vacancy for Igbo language interpreters.

this is harsh now. Small small abeg.

Samueltemi337:
Chukwueze now a bench warmer in Milan

Boss season just start, Pulisic is on fire also. But the guy is a suspect, even pioli know.

Im tipping chuckwueze 15 goals + assist this season for Milano.

Arsenal
Newcastle
Ac milan
Brighton

If you play bet9ja, these 4 teams, I'm tipping them to make you money this season.

Caveat.
Me I no dey play bet again Sha.

charlesemeka85:
In a season or 2 him go end up for mid table epl club 🤣🤣🤣🤣

16-year-old Lamine Yamal has been called up to Spain's national team for the first time 🇪🇸

Boss, that guy good oo, I think he will do well at Brighton.

Tolulopefinest:
We all thought it would be Leao on the left and Chukwueze on the right. (Deadly Combo right ) ?

Damn . We're all wrong. Pioli had other crazy ideas.

Chukwueze will continue to be on the bench unless one of Leao or Pullisic get injured.

One of them really have to get injured at this point.

This wasn't the plan mehn

Pulisic is really in good form but I expect him to pack up soon enough (as always)

Chuckwueze will have his time.

Omo, some food wey I dey see for here, I never see am before Chai.

Me go like test the microphone 1 by 1.
Starting with that porridge bruh.

Damn.

No teach our children nonsense.

The standard we gave Orban on this thread is frightening

We all expect him to score at least 1 goal a match.

All the best.

Nazgul:
Messi went to Inter Miami for the money not the ranking, cos his wages alone at Miami can buy every single registered company in Kano state.

damn

Let's all endeavor to allow Nwakali breaafth abeg.

Wilson300:

Asake is overrated

Sun gon shine on anything you do music🎵🎧