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So should we clap for you ni or help you blast the “shapeful” girl you had sex with or what do you want us to do gan gan.

First sex at 32 So who you epp? Besides why now? Why not when you 18-19 like everyone else.

Ok you just woke up, what next? Are you doing the “shapeful” girl again or you Dey keep the remaining virgin for your fiancé.

Be like you dey whine us.

This man don win.

And I nor Dey whine obidients people. Try again next time.

And they say this Jesus is on Osihmens level, again I beg to differ.

If Osihmen was in this Arsenal vs forest, he’d be on a hat trick by now.

Jesus is not 9.

I beat a nigga up.

He was starting to say rubbish so I punched him hard in the stomach. I know it hurts him cuz he couldn’t talk no more but writhing. Stupid niga, don’t talk too much.

Even last season he was suppose to score way more than he did, but “almighty insigne” will rather shoot a curler from anywhere than pick an Osihmen.

This season, we going hard.

African footballer of the year.


Liverpoo And sallah are nothing this year, so is mahrez in Man city. Maybe only Mane has really tried but still falls short of an African players of the year award performance.

With this momentum, Osihmen will clearly win the award.

As much as you can pay sir/ma

Didn’t read your post, no need as the topic said it all

Just know Betting will ruin you.
You will lose sotey, you will conjure up conspiracy theories, and you’d still keep on losing.

Better to enter restaurant and lavish the whole money than giving Alabi. Alabi na bad man.

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Congrats

andrewbaba44:
Vlahovic is a white man moise kean ?

You simply don’t watch football

It’s the usual premier league hype for me ,that’s how you all said Haaland won’t perform like the bundesliga at the epl

How many top strikers in the epl is better than vlahovic ?

halland will perform anywhere tho, the boy can play.

typicalgamer:
vlahovic is white moise kean simple as abc same attribute but vlahovic got the benefit of the doubt because he’s white, if he were to be in the premier league I no sure self say nothingham go sign am o

azin simple as ABC

andrewbaba44:
Lautaro Martinez won’t be sold for less than that of 80 bro

His market value is even higher than victors own

Nunez was purchased for 100 million and wasn’t worth it ,Anthony was purchased for 100 million and he was just a 30 million player .

if Anthony’s real worth is 30 million, Raphinha should be around 18-20 million. Dem rob Una big time.

Who will buy Gabriel Jesus for 100 million

Who will buy Martinez for 100 million

yinkeys:
@Starboytwo Number of goals per season speaks volumes

Please check where your boy landed at the end of last season in serie A

Haaland is the rave of the moment because of the number of goals as a striker he’s producing.

Your boy needs to get his numbers up to compete with technically gifted strikers like Vlahovic

Victor Osihmen is like Gabriel Jesus’s level right now. He’s got the attributes to be great but he needs to do more. Stop the hype until his goal output improves tremendously

okay now I understand you boss. And it’s not hype if he did it yesterday which he did. I’m going ALL IN with Osihmen, why?

My dad always talk about Rashidi Yekini, so i watched him on YouTube and I comfirmed all said. Yekini is a MONSTER. Once he face post and wham! na goal. He has not much finese, instead he just BANG. I see most of his goals, BANG BANG BANG. Yekini. 57 matches 37 Goals. That means if Super Eagles plays 10 matches, Yekini scores 5-6 goals.

I see many similarities with Osihmen, he is Big too, strong and also a BANGER. Did you know I was screaming when Osihmen lost that first chance he played wide, I was SURPRISED he missed, he always score those kinda goals. I usually don’t expect Osihmen to lose chances. That’s how much I trust him. He scores. As long as you give him he scores.

They gave Jesus a nice through ball, you and keeper, defender dey your back already, wetin he do? He Dey sleep. Osihmen would BANG it. Evident in his SE stats 23 matches 15 Goals that’s not hype. If you call that hype, then I rest.

Omo to be a defender nowadays is a nightmare.

How do you mark halland and these new breed of strikers. Man city wanna take a corner and you need to see hallands movements in the box.

Yesterday, smalling really impressed me, he didn’t have a bad game at all, but just one jonzing, impossible is nothing.

andrewbaba44:
No thanks to 2020 ballon d or that didn’t take place

I argue with my brother, maybe later, that award will be given to him somehow. I don’t know.

yinkeys:
So he’s better than Vlahovic ?

I honestly don’t even understand why vlahovic is in contention, I haven’t seen him much I must admit, but people don’t even talk about the guy. Who be vlahovic.

Let’s remove the Nigerian(ess) or black. Striker to striker, I love the attributes of Osihmen. Tall, fast, direct, clinical. Can a vlahovic shrug off smalling like that? Can vlahovic contest with van dijk?

andrewbaba44:
He better go to Bayern and enjoy better .

Lewandowski that spent almost all his career at the bundesliga is far popular than any striker that has played at the epl for the past 10 years

because lewa na God. That guy is another type of footballer I don’t understand. He is both classy and elegant. Did you see that 3-3 with inter. That header goal is the best goal I’ve seen this year. I have never seen such a beautifully headed goal before. The jump, the heading, the way the ball enter net, mehn, lewandoski must not finish his career without a ballon d’or.
I take him over Benzema.

andrewbaba44:
At times stats dey deceive us including me .

If you look at Anthony Man U stats you will think man is the next neymar ,but when you watch him play you will understand he is just a brazillian poco lee

I reserve my comments on that guy, but stats good nd he young too + Brazilian.

Which top team needs a striker?

Man utd
Bayern

God make man utd just sign Osihmen, or he go Bayern. If he go Bayern, he would score 100 goals in a minute. But I want him to come man utd, so the whole world will see him every week.

I’m not joking he is the NEXT BIG THING.

Ppogbae:
Vlahovic better than Osimhen??

it’s not even funny. It’s irritating, vlahovic Una Dey price me small sha. Okay.

See osimhen ehn, he is the real deal. Let’s just be injury free is all I ask. Shay na goals Una want ehn? Una go collect.

BannedLarge:
When I talk my own now una go call me name. Haaland na the Ogapata of striker for now. The guy No be human being

UNDISPUTED.

charlesemeka85:
continue resting cus em go score more

I hope so sha, but on the other hand, I no fit stand for here make them Dey banish a whole goat. I can’t take it.

Look everybody should just rest. If it’s about Osihmen, better rest.

andrewbaba44:
I don’t rate Anthony and raphinha together

Raphinha was good at first but he started over doing and he has been sent to the bench

Anthony got a sweet left foot but man is a terrible footballer ,a poor man coutinho in trying to cut in take shot and Insha allah

till now I don’t understand wetin Anthony dey play. Till now. But he don score 3/4 goals so I rest.

BOOOMNAIJA:
After Drogba, I've finally seen that one African that can carry his club all on his shoulders and deliver the goods back to back for them with extreme confidence and power.

Whenever I watch osimhen, I just remember the great days of Drogba

you just Dey discover haha, you are late bro.

That’s Africa’s NEXT BIG STORY.

Osihmen 9


Dazz all. Off to cooking my indomie. Bye bye.

Abeg who be penalty taker?

Alright fams, just touched down in Naples. Y’all know how it is.

Going all in for V.Osihmen

Yes, why not.

Easy.

No deaths or post electoral violence.

Good one China