₦airaland Forum

Na wetin our politicians deserve

Very funny.... I dey laugh toooooo.. come and arrest me

I owe you a bottle of beer and one sweet pu*sy

PremzY002:
Being a good guy isn't profitable .

Donald Trump was a good guy. That's his problem.

If I were to be a politician, I'd rig the election as much as I can.


I'd empower my Thugs with the best matchets and guns (for scaring people and not killing people ).

I'd bribe those that can be bribed.

Then still pray to my God for help(very important).

Then give an innocent facial expression that makes it seem like I've done nothing.
(This is exactly what Buhari did and even pretended to be travelling to his home state. If he loses , he'd remain there peacefully or return if his creator gives him victory ).


I've worked as an INEC election staff since 2011.

I have witnessed MASSIVE & UNBELIEVABLE rigging.

In the last election, there was massive rigging in favour of Atiku.

Same was done for Buhari in the northern areas.



Finally, the 'best rigger' won (our darling president)

I loved buhari then because of his skills. I hated atiku cos he kept on crying & going to court in a fair game of rigging (both rigged).

Same goes to relationships. If you are the nice guy, you'd always lose.

Those Indian hemp-smoking Thugs would keep on snatching your babe.


(I love both President Buhari and his opponent @ Atiku equally)





P.S.

Never be like TRUMP the good guy.

Be like BIDEN or BUHARI, the good BAD guys.

Nice one

Hmmmm to all the hummables

Our youths eeeeh...

Americans! Just like Tyson....

After being recolonized

Pathetic

Hahahahaha.. make I laugh original laugh since protest started

Nawaa

This one tire me

Fly him abroad.....

Enjoy cos e no concern me

Monk is calling...

Please increase the volume! Let them hear

GuestLog:
Mr Righteousness, stop instilling fear into people. Not everything is witchcraft and village people.

Also note that the blood of Jesus is used for atonement of sin and not every imaginary enemy. Holy Ghost is a teacher and comforter, not a fire destroyer. You need to avoid Pentecostal Sheeple mentality.

Stranded in Sea for almost 4 days.... I can't even imagine the Trauma

Follow his instructions

Jakumo:
There is a current thread on this subject here in the Health Section of the forum, that is now going to 14 pages, all with testimony of Nigerians suddenly losing their sense of smell and taste, among other symptoms. This mass experience is NOT a coincidence, and without question AT LEAST 95% of those who suddenly lost their senses of smell and taste, have indeed contracted the Corona virus, as a matter of absolute certainty.

The fact that you are able to sit up and describe your condition online, shows that your symptoms are not severe at this point, meaning you are extremely lucky thus far. Follow isolation guidelines, and do NOT allow yourself to be locked up with other more serious virus victims, in a place where even your feeding will not be assured.

Your secret is safe between you and half a million Nairaland readers, so just hide yourself and play it off like you are performing a religious retreat, and do not wish to be disturbed.

Finally thank Papa God, for dealing you a good hand in the genetics sweepstakes, thereby allowing you to live through this surreal experience.

Awka, Not Ukpo

Same cartel! Future of our generation

Ok.. Weldone

Make I faint small

apache22b:
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Lol.... E don be for you ooo

Carry your konji cross

Na lack of good sex dey cause am

DuBLINGreenb:
Is it not Japan again? Their suicide rate is number 1 in the world na, they have an agency specially set up to stop people from jumping off roofs, bridges, windows and rail way platforms they have a suicide Forrest with the most suicides in any single place on earth so it is expected. Rip young one.

I wish say this spirit of suicide will find its way to Nigeria and face our politicians.

Or let us contribute and buy Kar98k with 8x Hobbs scope and share for our fellow poor masses so we can all do the needful how Una see am? Hunger done too much abeg

The price for fame no be here! Whether you like it or not! You gat to pay heavily

Missed manner from heaven!