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Sports / Re: Mesut Ozil Cites Racism: “I Am German When We Win And Immigrant When We Lose” by starlingbawa(m): 8:37am On Jul 23, 2018
People will only love you as long as they can use you. You automatically become their worst enemy the very second that window of opportunity closes!

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Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by starlingbawa(m): 2:09pm On May 27, 2018
RAM-us.. a big bully who always frustrate a person that is about to succeed...

he should watch his back anywhere he is.. he may be a target of some mob whose role model and mentor is Mo Salah... the Egyptian King...

Not a chance in the world that will happen anytime soon!.. This is football and not some damn political struggle!!!
Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by starlingbawa(m): 2:05pm On May 27, 2018
Sore losers all over. About last night UCL final, and to those who are still pained and saying terrible things about Ramos, it was a fair challenge and both players went down on the impact. Such challenge occur numerous times in football matches. They should quit whining like sore losers. If carefully checked, most people complaining ain't even Liverpool fans.

Real Madrid saw their chances and took it. Liverpool lost because Real Madrid was the better team. Pure and simple.

It was a game of 11 players against 11 players. A single player being replaced is not enough justification. Had Salah remained on the pitch, would he have prevented the errors of Karius?

Look back at Euro2016 final. Ronaldo was substituted in the first half due to injury similar to Salah's yesterday. Portugal still went ahead to win the trophy without Ronaldo. That's the make up of a team that knows how to deliver.

At that stage of the competition, Real Madrid was the favourite. And they delivered when it mattered most while Liverpool simply imploded.

To all those Barca and Messi fans who suddenly turned Liverpool fans and are still in pain, sorry I can't help you. grin grin grin

Well said Bro!!!
Big Ups!!!!

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Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by starlingbawa(m): 2:00pm On May 27, 2018
sergio ramos, real madrid's cold hearted enforcer. never in my life have i seen a soccer player dominate a match like he did yesterday. kudos to him, he was doing his job, and he did it effectively.

Exactly my thoughts!!!
Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by starlingbawa(m): 1:58pm On May 27, 2018
May karma make a surprise visit to Ramos. Dude doesn't deserve to be in the beautiful game

Typical Nigerian speech!!!... Relax and take a deep breath, It's only football.


Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by starlingbawa(m): 1:56pm On May 27, 2018
'Sergio Ramos is someone who could unplug your life support machine to charge his phone' grin

I call him the Spanish Mafia, Spanish enforcer and Spanish terminator cool

Nothing bad about that. He had a job to do and he did it perfectly!!!


Celebrities / Re: 'Mr P' Peter Okoye’s Garage Will Leave You In Awe (Photos) by starlingbawa(m): 8:06pm On May 23, 2018
I don't know where i was when they were sharing "Talents" during creation, Sing i cannot sing!!! Dance i cannot dance!!! Football i cannot play!! If they roast 1 full cow and put 1 'full Geepee tank of beer" on ground that is where i will show myself like class captain!! angry angry See how person garage be like "Auto trade fair" while Mans' still negotiating price of back shocks with Mechanic like say nah National budget we dey debate....... angry

This got my ribs cracking, And i've been laughing the whole time :-) :-)
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In Such A Situation? Only Smart Advice Please. by starlingbawa(m): 3:15pm On Apr 16, 2018

Don’t make out like he is the innocent party here!

I'm not saying he's innocent of blame. He already pointed it out that he cheated in time past.

Fact is, when a lady is fed up, Even Angel Gabriel can't help get her back. So it's best he picks up the pieces or whatever's left of it and move on because she already did that....
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Dad With A Neighbours Maid. by starlingbawa(m): 9:37am On Apr 16, 2018
Tell your mom and destroy your family with '' YOUR OWN HANDS''...
Romance / Re: What Will You Do In Such A Situation? Only Smart Advice Please. by starlingbawa(m): 9:33am On Apr 16, 2018
Bro she's cheating on you already. I know from experience. She doesn't respect you or care about your feelings anymore. Truth is, You should forget about her and move on. It's best for you!!!


Romance / Re: Cheating In Relationship, How Did U Catch Them, How Were U Caught? by starlingbawa(m): 11:24am On Sep 25, 2017
If I decide to cheat in a relationship, them never born that person wey go catch me.

Untraceable, unless I want you to know am cheating.

No one is that perfect.........
Education / Re: Amazing Words You Didn't Know Existed by starlingbawa(m): 9:02pm On Sep 02, 2017
Thanks for the insight!

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Crime / Re: Police Shoot Lorry Driver At Rhema University, Living Word Junction In Aba (Pics by starlingbawa(m): 2:22pm On Aug 29, 2017
But why did the illiterate driver disobey the police officer by refusing to remove the flag...

And why did the Barbaric police officer shoot at the lorry driver

I mean,when will civilisation come to Nigeria

Donald Trump was right after all... There is indeed a need for recolonisation.

God bless you immensely bro!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Salary Is Enough Salary In This Economy by starlingbawa(m): 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2017
Salaries? In January 2017, I hustled money to arrange drivers license so as to earn something higher than 15k a month, with a not working, live in baby mama in tow. In March, my wish was granted I got a 40k driver job in a location close to home. I work late, I work Monday to Saturday, I am depressed, from my larger than previous salary I can't buy myself a shirt, I still dress in my rags to work. Salaries are the reward in a permanent rat race, only those who break out of the box end up well.

The Nigerian male faces a harsh reality as he wakes up from sleep each morning.

It is well...


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Salary Is Enough Salary In This Economy by starlingbawa(m): 3:07pm On Aug 25, 2017

Here's my take on it : How much minimum would you need live ideally?

I'm using the dollar as my reference, so:

Before inflation : $1 = 160 Naira
Now : $1 - 360 Naira (225% Increase)

Therefore, to get the same value of 100k before inflation time in present day, you would need to be earning 225,000

Assuming you're putting aside money for rent monthly (lets say 800k divided by 12 months), 66,000

Feeding expenses are usually anywhere from a quarter of your income to half. Choosing half of 225,000: 112,500

Transport? Assuming 30% of 225,000 : 67,000

Adding all of this, we have a total ideal of N470,500

Now, Ask yourself, what level/position within your company would you need to be to be earning that?

While you're asking yourself, lets convert this to dollars at N360 per dollar. That's[b] $1306 a month.[/b]

If you check salary benchmarking sites in others countries you may find out what they earn monthly is way above that.

Example :

Nigerian Salary for Front web developer (approx) : 60k ~ 240k ~ higher which in US dollars is[b] $166 ~ $240 per month[/b]
Arabian Salary for Front web developer (approx), the amount in US Dollars is $1000 to $2000


If you take the lowest amount in an arabian country ($1000), and convert to naira, you'll see its barely enough to sustain you based on our ideal income

We live in a country where we need to almost out-earn international counterparts to put body and soul together, but our economy can't afford to pay us our worth.

Very tactical analysis... You just have to agree!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Salary Is Enough Salary In This Economy by starlingbawa(m): 2:57pm On Aug 25, 2017
Never you..read stuff here and feel bad or guilty.. Folks lie all the time to soothe their ego.

Word of advice

Exactly my thoughts!
Romance / Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by starlingbawa(m): 4:30pm On Aug 21, 2017

Reading comments here makes me weak, is this generation now so sex starved? Lord help your children.

You mean, once a guy and a girl are together, next thing is to start fukcing each other? Nawa! Na real wa!!!!

But that is what happens most often than not.......
Crime / Re: DC Queen: Ghanaian Lady Murdered, Tongue & Vagina Cut Off (Graphic Photos) by starlingbawa(m): 8:51am On Jul 30, 2017
This is why I only go to people's birthdays parties in their houses, RIP.

That could be worse off if you ask me...
Business / Re: Opportunity To Resell Male Wristwatches. Clearance Sales by starlingbawa(m): 8:37am On Jul 29, 2017
Romance / Re: Morning Sex [strictly 18+] by starlingbawa(m): 11:27am On Jul 28, 2017
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Romance / Re: Sex, Love And Money by starlingbawa(m): 8:35am On Jul 22, 2017
Money and Sex!
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes Young Man That Wants To Have Sex With Her by starlingbawa(m): 8:22am On Jul 22, 2017

I agree with you but don't we all know who she is ? Should we expect a leopard to change her skin ?

I guess you are right

Have a great weekend!
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes Young Man That Wants To Have Sex With Her by starlingbawa(m): 7:53am On Jul 22, 2017

What's her offence in this that warranted your gibberish ? I have no use for Kemi Olunloyo but I fail to see her error in this.
Objectivity is a virtue alien to some people.
Or is it because she exposed the unbriddled immorality of young men raping their own mothers in the SEast ?

Not entirely gibberish if you ask me.

For a mature lady to respond by telling the young lad to go bleep his old mum is totally unacceptable. She did the right thing by exposing the dude, no doubt but i don't subscribe to her vulgar lines in that write up!
Car Talk / Re: How Economical Are V4 Cars? by starlingbawa(m): 7:45am On Jul 22, 2017

48L fuel from Lagos to East and back, haba bros.. unless Ur East is Benin and ur Lagos is from Berger. Or maybe the civic is hybrid. Lagos to Onitsha is about 450km, to and fro is approximately 900km. Honda Civic 1.6L has combined mpg of 6.9L/100km. It is almost impossible to get factory mpg in Nigeria because of driving conditions and quality of fuel. Oh and the car has to be almost new. what year is ur friend's civic? If the car is like 12 yrs old then getting factory mpg is almost impossible.

Ok let's say u are getting factory mpg, 6.9L/100km x 9= 62.1L of fuel, Hmmmm.

Exactly my thoughts!!!
Romance / Re: Wife Attacks Husband's Side Chick, Strips Her Unclad. Photos by starlingbawa(m): 10:20am On Jul 20, 2017

How is he responsible for that?. Last time I check, exercise is not an abomination in Nigeria.

Well Said...

Thumbs Up!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Reasons You Don't Have A Job Yet And What You Can Do About It by starlingbawa(m): 2:24pm On Jul 16, 2017
Now.. Most of the points listed above are valid, but what happens when you get the job? You keep dressing up and knotting that tie every day of your life till retirement? You keep praying for promotion as your paycheck gets swallowed up in debt? You live your whole life, in fear that your job offers no security?

You wake up every day, fearing uncertainty. 'What if i woke up one morning and I don't have a job? '

Year to year, you keep running the rat race.. Running in circle and hoping to pull through. One of the greatest thing in life is when you tackle that which you fear most. Everybody cannot be the boss, but you can. You can be the boss and be in charge. You can be financially free and employ. You can have everything. In your mind, you're limitless. In life, few are meant for the spotlight, billions are spectators. Which one do you want to be?

Don't listen to that weak voice, telling you to take the easy road. Telling you to avoid failure. Fire your boss, burn that CV and be the boss.

Happy Sunday.

This write up quite easily is inspirational and thought provoking!

Thumbs up!!!
Properties / Re: What Sacrifices Are You Taking Or Took To Build Your Own House? by starlingbawa(m): 9:38am On Jul 07, 2017
I have had to forsake buying a new car just so I can complete the house.

I guess the car and all other luxuries will have to wait for now.....
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Know??? by starlingbawa(m): 3:28pm On Jun 28, 2017
Yes, the 'SENSITIVE' guy will know for sure!
Romance / Re: I Nearly Committed Suicide After DNA Result – Odartey Lamptey by starlingbawa(m): 3:22pm On Jun 20, 2017
If the story was d other way round, would u ask this question Baren woman, man fathers kids outside? Pls let b critical and objective in our reasoning.

Then i STRONGLY suggest you heed YOUR own advise...
Romance / Re: I Nearly Committed Suicide After DNA Result – Odartey Lamptey by starlingbawa(m): 3:13pm On Jun 19, 2017
Maybe he's sterile

Is it 'NEARLY' enough justification?

I'm curious....

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