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Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by starlingbawa(m): 4:39pm On Nov 02, 2021
Trust me when I say you WILL ALMOST DIE The day she decides to end this relationship.

TRUST ME THAT DAY WILL COME...

Enjoy it while it lasts bro...

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Career / Re: BEDC Staff Electrocuted While Reconnecting Power Cables In Delta (Video) by starlingbawa(m): 4:27pm On Nov 02, 2021
No JHA plan

No HSE plan

That's the end result when you push Safety checks/Measures to the gutters..

The Nigerian way...
Celebrities / Re: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by starlingbawa(m): 1:00pm On Oct 31, 2021
Canada wey everybody de do fasting and praying to go naim dis one de come here talk nonsense de find cheap publicity...

Mumu talk!!!
Crime / Re: ISWAP Procures Military Uniforms From Libya Ahead Of December Attacks by starlingbawa(m): 12:37pm On Oct 31, 2021
If this information were to be true, Are the GSAs aware of this development?
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: There Would’ve Been No Nigeria Again If Buhari Didn’t Win In 2015 by starlingbawa(m): 12:33pm On Oct 31, 2021
Would that have been a bad fate if Nigeria had seized to exist in 2015 CONSIDERING the hardship over 90% of Nigerians are currently exposed to?

Rubbish!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tboss: I Wish I Had Taken More Photos Naked by starlingbawa(m): 12:20pm On Oct 31, 2021
Please accept the new found fat body/Stomach in peace and let us have our peace too...

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Religion / Re: Joyous Man Dances Uncontrollably In Church (Photo, Video) by starlingbawa(m): 12:17pm On Oct 31, 2021
This one no really get bills to pay...
Sports / Re: Ighalo Set For Eagles Comeback, Included In Squad To Face Cape Verde, Liberia by starlingbawa(m): 4:37pm On Oct 29, 2021
Wetin make am retire before?
Career / Re: Should Relatives, Friends Know The Exact Amount You Earn by starlingbawa(m): 6:45pm On Oct 27, 2021
NO!

It's that simple really!!!
Sports / Re: Victor Oshimen: Bayern Ready To Offer €100 Million As Real Madrid Shows Interest by starlingbawa(m): 6:39pm On Oct 27, 2021
Speculations at best for now!
Family / Re: My 85-Year-Old Dad Is Cheating On My Mom by starlingbawa(m): 7:12am On Oct 27, 2021
Leave all this talk abegi!

Wey d prick wey him get to take Bleep at age 85?
Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Destroys Friend's Car For Taking His Teenage Daughter Out by starlingbawa(m): 4:30pm On Oct 21, 2021
Publicity Stunt!!!
Sports / Re: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by starlingbawa(m): 10:48pm On Oct 19, 2021
Ronaldo Da Lima AKA (O' Phenomeno)!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Bandits Shoot At Villagers At A Market In Goronyo, Sokoto, Kill 49 People by starlingbawa(m): 4:36pm On Oct 18, 2021
When you read up stuff as this, you tend to ask a begging question: Do we still have a functional military in this country?
Romance / Re: This Is What I Did To A Young Lady Who Told Me She Was In A Serious Relationship by starlingbawa(m): 3:57pm On Oct 15, 2021
You acted like a kid...
Politics / Re: Attairu Jega: PDP, APC Have Led Nigeria Astray For 21 Years by starlingbawa(m): 7:59am On Oct 10, 2021
Foolish talk!!!

So he didn't realize that in 2015 when he was helping in bringing the same APC into power eh?

FOOL!!!
Career / Re: Would You Tell Your Spouse Of Salary Increase by starlingbawa(m): 5:51pm On Oct 09, 2021
Bros make we get the salary increment first...
Health / Re: Body Is Swelling Up Without Cure by starlingbawa(m): 10:14pm On Oct 07, 2021
NaijaOlosho:
Do abdominal ultrasound.

With much emphasizes on the kidneys

Renal function test is advised too

Please OP take this advise seriously...

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Politics / Re: Usuman Baba Brings Back SARS, Releases New Terms And Conditions - SR by starlingbawa(m): 5:57pm On Oct 07, 2021
dynicks:
In uptimum Prime's voice ......WE NEVER LEFT!!...we only hid in the shadows!!

The time is now and this time, we taking the battle to them!!

"OPTIMUS PRIME" you meant to say eh?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke My Heart by starlingbawa(m): 10:53am On Sep 30, 2021
She was doing you and some other dude simultaneously, And she finally settled for the other dude(s).

Please don't buy the bull crap about you not paying enough attention to her, She was patronizing you but skipped the real reasons.

Man up, deal with the consequences and move right on BECAUSE This won't be the end of the world.

Besides relationship bruhaha should be the least of your worries right now if you're a Nigerian and reside in Nigeria!!!

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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Woman Whose Husband Is In Dubai by starlingbawa(m): 2:44pm On Sep 29, 2021
You're religious, right? And if you are this advise will do you a world of good!

Even if you're not afraid of man i believe you are afraid of God?

I'd advise you kill off any negative romantic thought you could be harboring toward that woman as God WILL KILL YOU himself!!!

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Family / Re: Advice Needed by starlingbawa(m): 5:52pm On Sep 10, 2021
Do anything wey you like. Na your business and I couldn't care any less!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Angel: Emmanuel Is A Flirt, He Doesn't Love Liquorose (BBNaija) by starlingbawa(m): 11:18am On Sep 06, 2021
And how will this piece of information help alleviate the incessant killing of Nigerians across the country?
Education / Re: Massive Python Caught At Umaru Musa Yar'adua University, Katsina (Photos) by starlingbawa(m): 11:15am On Sep 06, 2021
adventisty:
soon, phyton will go into extinction in Nigeria.

I wouldn't necessarily have a problem with that.

How I hate that animal with a passion!!!
Education / Re: Massive Python Caught At Umaru Musa Yar'adua University, Katsina (Photos) by starlingbawa(m): 11:15am On Sep 06, 2021
adventisty:
soon, phyton will go into extinction in Nigeria.

I wouldn't necessarily have a problem with that.

IHow I hate that animal with a passion!!!
Politics / Re: Electricity: How Many Hours Of Power Do You Receive Daily? by starlingbawa(m): 10:18am On Sep 06, 2021
5 hours daily at the most
TV/Movies / Re: Emeka Rollas: Nollywood, Not A Dumping Ground For BBNaija Evictees by starlingbawa(m): 9:32am On Sep 06, 2021
And what gibberish is this one spewing?

What's his beef if directors and producers decide to give the evictees roles to play in Nollywood...

Mumu talk!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: I Am Sorry, I Made Mistakes – Boma Apologizes by starlingbawa(m): 9:21am On Sep 06, 2021
His entertainment career can best be described as "DEAD ON ARRIVAL".

Naija's still a religious country and as such no sane brands will want to be associated with his already negative package...
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Boma Is Disgusting – Tacha Takes Sides With Angel by starlingbawa(m): 4:32pm On Sep 03, 2021
Same way some folks will see your own statement as disgusting and totally unnecessary too!

A case of De Javu.....
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Prince Kpokpogri Breakup Over Leaked Voice Notes by starlingbawa(m): 4:28pm On Sep 03, 2021
Like they say in local parlance

"Bleep Here, Bleep There No Dey Tire Some People"

Piece of crap!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Father, Prince Olanrewaju's Burial Service (Pictures) by starlingbawa(m): 12:05pm On Sep 03, 2021
She do kuku use d opportunity turn the papa burial to fashion/Modelling show
TV/Movies / Re: JMK & Beatrice React To Boma & Angel Fight (BBNaija) by starlingbawa(m): 12:03pm On Sep 03, 2021
You wey no know wetin you go d house go do naim want to deal with person...

Abeg rest for one side with that your small Television face!

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