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kheart: How can a woman leave her home as ealry as 7am and comes back late? Just asking

fork adict: Oloun dis DKB guy na bas.tard. I am so cross with him on three counts:

1. He couldnt provide me with the entertainment i needed.
2. he made Biggie disqualify my Zainab. The only character i grew so fond of after Ola & Chris' exit.
3. He not only made Biggie disqualify my Zainab but he also assaulted her. And to think that he attacked her first over some trivial issue disgusts me to hell.

@ DKB, Oloun e no go better for you o!

safarigirl: No one is contesting Goldie's stu.pidity, like I said, I'm no longer on her case, I'm now attacking others who are yet to be lost beyond retrieval. Starting with the shemales, all Keitta needs to complete his transformation is a pair of manchesters and a hefty barca. What some see in that useless disgrace to men is beyond me, I find him worse than Prezzo, at least that one knows where he is. Keitta is just a double-crossing cow, and nobody should mention Goldie's worshipping Prezzo cos that whimp Ghana sent still shivers at the mere thought of Mildred with the excuse of love. More like fear, a dude that just gossips and snitches, can't even hit someone who's begging for it, total wuss! I could write a whole epistle bout how downright annoying that pompous hobo is, would fill more space than whatever I can write of Goldie, but I'll keep it in chapters. Like I said, every dog has it's day, and Keitta will get his, just like Mampi, Maneta and Barbs, all gossips will be EVICTED. Nothing for the two-timers either. GHANA try again next year, Kweku remains the most successful rep from Ghana. Bite me!

safarigirl: No one is contesting Goldie's stu.pidity, like I said, I'm no longer on her case, I'm now attacking others who are yet to be lost beyond retrieval. Starting with the shemales, all Keitta needs to complete his transformation is a pair of manchesters and a hefty barca. What some see in that useless disgrace to men is beyond me, I find him worse than Prezzo, at least that one knows where he is. Keitta is just a double-crossing cow, and nobody should mention Goldie's worshipping Prezzo cos that whimp Ghana sent still shivers at the mere thought of Mildred with the excuse of love. More like fear, a dude that just gossips and snitches, can't even hit someone who's begging for it, total wuss! I could write a whole epistle bout how downright annoying that pompous hobo is, would fill more space than whatever I can write of Goldie, but I'll keep it in chapters. Like I said, every dog has it's day, and Keitta will get his, just like Mampi, Maneta and Barbs, all gossips will be EVICTED. Nothing for the two-timers either. GHANA try again next year, Kweku remains the most successful rep from Ghana. Bite me!

Decryptor: May God keep u if you are a christian but if you are a muslim......make i keep quiet sha

afam4eva: It seems you guys are financially incompatible, so, what has "muslim" got to do with it?

nikkyshyne: 1. Yes, tot drinking coconut water makes one dull
2. If you cut a gecko's tail, poverty would strike you when you are older. Still believe that.
3. The moon/sun follows me to school and church.
4. When you sing to a certain bird as they fly by, they give you white spots on the finger nails.
5. Removing an eye lash and stepping on it makes your parent forget the bad deed you did in which they were gonna punish you for.
6. When your biscuit falls to the ground, never pick it up to eat cox satan has licked it.
7. God and his Angels lives in the sky.
8. If you eat Garri with cherry Mango, u'l die.

okunboy: WHY IS SOME OF YOU SOMERSAULTING OVER THIS? THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF THE GAME. THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN EVERYDAY AROUND US. SINGLE LADIES FALLING IN LOVE WITH MARRIED MAN. IS THAT STRANGE TO YOU? IS IT DAT U HAVE NOT SEEN DAT B4 JUST BECAUSE SOME OF THE HOUSE-MATES ARE NOT DOING SUCH, DOES NOT MEAN THEY SANER, THEY ARE JUST BEEN CONSCIOUS OF THE CAMERA. THE GIRL LET IT LOOSE, AND BEEN REAL. YOU WOULD NOT KNOW WAT OTHER HOUSE-MATES WOULD DO IF THOSE CAMERA ARE DROPPED FROM THE PUBLIC VIEW FOR 5MINS. LET THIS GAL BE ABEG!!!

okunboy: WHY IS SOME OF YOU SOMERSAULTING OVER THIS? THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF THE GAME. THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN EVERYDAY AROUND US. SINGLE LADIES FALLING IN LOVE WITH MARRIED MAN. IS THAT STRANGE TO YOU? IS IT DAT U HAVE NOT SEEN DAT B4 JUST BECAUSE SOME OF THE HOUSE-MATES ARE NOT DOING SUCH, DOES NOT MEAN THEY SANER, THEY ARE JUST BEEN CONSCIOUS OF THE CAMERA. THE GIRL LET IT LOOSE, AND BEEN REAL. YOU WOULD NOT KNOW WAT OTHER HOUSE-MATES WOULD DO IF THOSE CAMERA ARE DROPPED FROM THE PUBLIC VIEW FOR 5MINS. LET THIS GAL BE ABEG!!!

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Orikinla: . You are SICK and belong to the zoo.

da student: Well from,you might shout vanity till tomorrow,do you know how many girls wish the hard larger bums or boob s just so there husbands or bus won't cheat on them?

yuzedo: #BOSS!
This is what Davido sang "Ijo Baba Shina Rambo". . .


Uncle Armed Robber must be a pastor somewhere now. .


A friend of mine narrated his co-tenants' story which was so funny.

Robbers came to their house which was a tenament building with many occupants and forced all everyone out of their rooms into the landlords palour. They were then asked if they had money or not. The Landlord pleaded that he didn't have any money on him as all tenants had been owing house rents for sometime now, he was separated to one line while those with money were told to bring it and join another line.

Right there one of the tenants went to bring some money in a bag and dropped it with the Landlord saying it was his rent for the next two years. Ol boy see as landlord reject am say he never due for him to collect rent. Before u know there was an argument before d robbers btw landlord and tennant. Then the robbers decided to make an example by shooting one of the tenants in the "have not" line on the foot to enable the landlord make up his mind. Quickly the landlord accepted he wanted d money but asked 4 just six months.

The robbers finally settled the case by asking d landlord to accept one and a half years as was his usual custom and to prepare a reciept duly signed by both parties warning that the tenant must not be evicted otherwise the landlord will be dealt with if they discover. They were both asked to join the queue of people with money while others secretly started borrowing money to enable them join the safe line. No one else was wounded and d robbers carted away all the money.

It was a traumatic experience then, but its quite laughable now, the landlord never demanded excessive months of rent after that and started using an agent 4 his dealings. Lol

tuaregx: The fastes reason to dump a girl is due to commom sence.....I can never pity the poster....FOUR abortions...that is ur punishment for genocide....gush plsss guys let's be careful the girl we marry and carry out investigations properly...I don't blame the guy...ow many guy will marry a lady with four abortions.....she is useless as far as am concerned......USELESS and HOPELESS

Danka7777: As far as I am concerned, you both are murderers! I find it ironic that you would say the blood of your 4 kids will fight him for you. My friend, the blood of those 4 kids is the reason why this is happening. Those 4 kids are fighting tenaciously to keep you guys apart, to prevent you both from having any more abortions. If you guys can do abortion 1,2,3 and 4, I have no doubt you will do 5,6,7,8,9 and possibly 10. In fact, 4 abortions is a record I have heard; I have heard 1,2, and some people at 3(magic number)will stop. But 4, this is insane!

In my judgement, the blood of these 4 kids are fighting to keep you guys apart...

dayokanu: What does he do? If he is a student then you havent seen his ID card before?

if you check his wallet, you would see either an ID card with name, An ATM card with name, drivers license with name and age

When you go to his hous to fuckkk does he not receive letters? Dont you know his brothers and family? What are their last names