purplejuli:
Nigeria’s Football Legend Augustine ‘Jay Jay’ Okocha, pictured with his beautiful wife Nkechi, on a flight to Washington, D.C.. They’ve been married for 19 years now.

Such a lovely Couple!

http://www.042express.com/2016/07/jay-jay-okocha-and-his-beautiful-wife-nkechi-photos.html

Cutezt:



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haibe:
Arent we paying more already? Na 230 dem dey sell slice bread for here now.. no more 200

Hundreddegrees:

She's the ADAOBI nw

ObiOmaMu:
According to the story as seen on Facebook, the lady said her braids were too tight that when she sneezed, it ripped her edges out!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/see-horror-hairstylist-left-on-ladys.html

vizkiz:
If you like me, you better say it, I am too busy to be reading a girl's actions... Simply tell me. "Viz, I like you" then we will know what to do about it. how will you be calling me big head, for what now?

#Teamnotimeforiranu

Capableben:
8: FINISHING


[b]"Yes what's the matter?", she asked.
On hearing that mellifluous voice of hers, my brain formated. I forgot all that Chris taught me that moment; lost in thoughts I kept staring at the sky and scratching my head.

"What's it ?" She asked again and then I forced myself to say something, "ehm, actually, I came to ask if you had any engineering maths problem you would like me to help you solve. Solving maths is my hobby and I know you are an engineering student."
"Well, I don't have any problem in maths, thank you, bye", she replied and was about to walk away, but I knew my mission would be a failed one if I let her go like that.
"Ehm, actually, I came with a message from my brother standing over there", I said while pointing at Chris who was waiting under the mango tree. "He asked me to tell you that I love you and would like to be your friend"

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

She hissed, turned and walked away.I kept standing where she left me like a log of wood until Chris came over to meet me and just as he was about to ask how I fared, I walked away too and left him there.

I was devastated. I wasn't pained much because she called me a fool but how she knew I was wearing obinna's suit. On getting to the hostel I found out that Maryam was Obinna's elder sister and the suit was actually a gift from her to Obinna on his last birthday.Ohhhh, how worse could it get?

From there, I promised myself to stay away from Ladies and their likes, I even concluded I was going to the seminary after university.[/b]


Thank you all for taking your time to read....
I didn't envisage such a huge crowd that's why I didn't even mind to update earlier... I render my unreserved apology for that.
You can also visit my blog once in a while: www.ogabenji..com

tochman:
Hey guys, since I graduated I haven't been able to secure a job. My sis on the other hand lost her job due to the current economic challenges facing the country.

The thing is, I and my sis are about to venture into flour distribution business. In short we have concluded arrangements with the company but our greatest challenge is what we realized during our market survey. We found out that the business has to do with supplying bags of flour to retailers on credit. I have never ever ever conducted any business that has to do with selling on credit.

Therefore, I am pleading with anyone who has an idea on how these things work, especially professionals, to give a word or two of advice on how best I can manage these creditors without them crashing my business. Thanks

P.s - I have been strongly advised to be careful of people I supply to. I heard that some even do juju that throws you to a state of oblivion

ericuzor:
By Emeka Mamah

People suspected to be herdsmen, yesterday, attacked Coromo and two other villages in Gassol Local Government Area of Taraba State, killing about 12 persons and wounding about 18 others seriously. Local sources said those killed included seven men, two women and children, while 13 houses were burnt.

Information about the attack was sketchy, last night, but it was said that the herdsmen launched the attack following a long standing land dispute over farm lands. The herdsmen reportedly stormed the town in the night and started attacking Tivs who had come back to farm on their lands. It was said that hundreds of the natives fled to neighbouring villages while others ran to the Gassol B Police Divisional headquarters for their safety.

Efforts to speak with Taraba State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Joseph Kwaji, were fruitless as he did not pick calls to his mobile telephone, but sources at the police headquarters confirmed the incident, saying that armed policemen had been dispatched to the affected communities to maintain peace. The Taraba incident came on the heels of the massacre by suspected herdsmen in an Enugu suburb which triggered outrage.

Before then, there had been reported attacks by suspected herdsmen across the country.

Meanwhile, in an interview with Sunday Vanguard, the Inspector General of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, said herdsmen had lived with the people across the country for decades, hinting that those behind recent killings could have been foreigners.

Specifically, Arase said the killers could have been armed men displaced from their countries by the Libya and Mali crises.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/herdsmen-strike-kill-12/

frankay430:
nice pix. ...FTC dancing shakitiBOBO

Mznaett:
The babe no try at all

These days, Poles and Holes aiint loyal at all aswear

Gosh! Now I've come 2understand that after dropping my cane in a nice position some silly students might come play with it carelessly

#TeamCelibate

Owongtok:
Coat of many colours

EmagNig:
that boy is a fool, how much he get sef...he get money reach Patience Jonathan?

so close to FTC......YUCKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYY

[size=16pt]sexyLADE[/size] says so c u...if e no get money rish e no go dey do all dis kain tin





NIGERIA'S 1ST e-MAGAZINE? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

SUGARBEE:
Very possible.. I had exactly the same grades when I wrote mine.. .

Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.

SirShymexx:


What trophies? Inconsequential community shield and FA cup? Don't let me puke. Just pay up for Benzema and buy the 4th place cos Liverpool might nick it, if the Firmino and Coutinho combo can live up to the hype. And don't forget Benteke is a decent striker.

Lol. We don't care about the community shield and you can always have that.

Obaiyski:
Always modifying..

Here in US

KingKonga:
[size=16pt]WHEN YOU VOTE FOR AN IMBE.CILE WHO IS BEING COTROLLED BY TINUBU THEN YOU ARE FINISHED..

TINUBU JUST TOLD YOU ALL TO GIVE BUHARI 100 DAYS FOR HONEYMOON guess hes married to nigeria and will PHOK the hell out of it...


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we are still holding on! YES IM WAILING

Ishilove:
Do people still play video games? That is so.. 20th century...

The last video game I played was Tank War through a Mega Sega. .

It was bloody!! I beat my brother 5-3!!!

Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.loooool.looks like some people are already angered
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots

Dklef:
MY CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
.loooool
.
Me: Hey. . .

. . .She: hey,hi

. . .Me: cool.how are u?

. . .She: I'm good and u?

. . .Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself

. . .She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from
the United
States, I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongeb ob, dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask
me
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL .

.

.
Me : hello rhonda

. . . She : hi! It's been a while!

. . .Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work
and everything

. . .She : awwwwn,poor dear,i
understand.hope you are ok?

. . .Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?

. . .She : so so fast and noisy..everyone 's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
.
.
.

MY CHATS WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL : .

.

.
Me: Hello

. . . She: I

. . .Me: uhm,ok..how are you?

. . .She: 5n

. . .Me: how's your day going?

. . .She: (after 15mins) 5n

. . .Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself

. . .She: Y?

. . .Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better

. . .She: check my profile

. . .Me: seriously??

. . .She: kk
.
.
..Idiots

fogechi:
I love this delicacy. I caught and fried them this night. It is called AKU in igbo. I dont know the English name.

This food is highly rich in protein and is free.

Come and join me

Chillext:
I love jollof rice

NeduLuiZ: