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1. Mr..Cork
2. Rokiatu
3. DYT

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alienware: Na dey answers u dey get oh ! Everything dey make front page for nairaland. Soon una go put "seun dey purge" "seun jst dey log out" "seun jst mess " as front page topics.

or mukina mess

Billyonaire: What job opportunities are there for Nigerians in Lybia ?

Please kindly explain to me "As man is, God once was, as God is, Man may be"

LMAO @ the name "O-Elders"

cogbuagu: No Problem

I get boat now.

Na so oh.God help us

tunshe: I wonder if you can ever pass a reasoning test

@op get a life

freecocoa: As concerns nos 7,15 and 18.

Are you advising men to outrightly lie to their wives?

And it seems this applies to only christian men .

I think it will end up turning the man to a zombie.

Its not easy to be a man oh.

1. Say “I love you” often to her.

2. Tell her often that you are happy she agreed to marry you among other men more handsome than you.

3. Give her a helping hand by cooking the family food together in the kitchen.

4. Listen to her attentively when she talks.

5. Lead her to Prayer often by being the family priest.

6. Sit on her lap when she is alone.

7. Tell her she is the most beautiful and brilliant woman you have ever met.

8. Occasionally, prepare a breakfast and serve it to her in bed especially on weekends.

9. Sit down with him as she watches figure skating or soap opera on TV.

10. Learn some things about her and women and discuss these with her.

11. Give her a serious shoulder, back and neck massage in the bathroom, bedroom and living room as often as possible.

12. Write her love letters, send her flowers often and have them delivered to her office.

13. Call her on phone just to say, “I love you”.

14. Give her surprise gifts occasionally.

15. Tell her that the best thing that ever happened to you after your salvation is having her as a wife

16. Ask for her opinion often and use her God-given wisdom.

17. Sit down with her in the living room and place your head on her laps when alone.

18. If your daughter does anything good, tell her she took after her mother.

19. Take the first move in bed. Tell her to take charge and be free to tell you how to please her and not to be be ashamed. she is your wife.

20. Write love poems for her and read it to her as she is relaxing

21. Welcome her home with a kiss and a hug.

22. Ask for forgiveness when you offend her.

23. Never disagree with her publicly.

24. Laugh to her jokes even if you've heard them so many times.

25. Read the Bible to her hearing.

26. Never disagree with her when she disciplines the children.

27. Always allow her to teach you as well as ask questions.

28. Hang her picture in your office and in the room.

29. When travelling together in the airplane or bus, allow her to place her head on your chest or lap and sleep off.

30. Love her mother and other relations.

31. Never raise your voice on her.

32. Whisper in her ears when she is in the crowd and tell her “I love you”, “you are dazzling”, “you are my QUEEN”.

42. Ask her what special food she wants you to cook for her.

43. Write and paste romantic messages often for her in the bedroom.

44. Again, massage her body; spend time on the back, thigh, tummy, chest, face, buttocks, legs, etc.

45. Send gifts to her mother often

46. Give her the needed attention

47. Never mess with her Kitchen unless she gives you permission.

48. Tell her you are not a boss but a husband and that she is not a baby making machine but a mother to your children

49. Help her put her shoes on whenever she is pregnant

50. Appreciate her at the end of the month in company of the children for taking care of your family throughout the month.

mods have finally driven cork away now here is damn boring.yawnnnssssssssss

Please i need this information urgently.Where can i do the above in Lagos and what is the price? Thanks.

where is mr..cork?

The sin against the Holyspirit is very complicated.I wouldn't worry about it.But i really pity those who fall into that category.It only means they cannot be redeemed by the precious blood of Christ.
As for the forgiveness in the world to come,there is a provision for forgiveness except for those who sinned against the holyspirit.This is what the scripture refers to as 2nd death(They are now cast into the hell). Read through the book of 1st peter.

That evasive son of a b*itch.Its hard to see anything when i look into her eyes.Very deceptive.

First class is no more possible but you can get a 2.1 but with so much handwork,meaning you need to get an A in almost all your courses henceforth till you graduate.Work with your seniors and understand each lecturers methodology and above all pray to God.All the best

DONT MARRY HER.WHY WOULD A LADY BE PROPOSING?IT ISN'T RIGHT.SHE JUST WANTS TO USE YOU.

ferdiii: I think showing divorce photos will be on point when that shiiit happens.

sayso: why so many hidden posts?

gboss4sure: is it safe to believe that those hidden posts are .......

Am wondering too.

demiGod2020: do we look like foools to youmscheww anoda overfed child

Hahahahaha.I dont work for MTN oh.I just saw this quote and my mind flashed back to the way MTN is treating us.

Statistics suggest that when customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited about it. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. – Zig Ziglar

The complains of your customers and clients is an opportunity for your business growth.

So guys do you agree with the quote above

why am i not surprised?

Thats pdp's their bleeping business

nahinbdis: MTN replied them since! I got a text yesterday that I will get 200% bonus to call any network for any recharge (this is not the weekend 100% promo).

This morning I loaded a 750 card to test this and guess what? Aside the 750 balance I got 1500 bonus to call any network. I tested this by making a call and the call was charged to the bonus (proof its not the weekend bonus stuff). I think MTN has finally woken up to protect its market share.

What plan is that? i know you are joking

13,500,000 X 200 = 2,700,000,000
Make them come sell me one of the cars when the summit don finish oh.

one thing i know about op is that he is a graduate,intelligent and he likes etisalat netork and also a pro-GEJ. Dude if this is not a joke,then dont do anything stupid.Help is on the way.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Well I dont think Seuns will nyansh Mukina.. he look like a virgin and he look innnocent... just look at his face[/quote]where have you been cork?