₦airaland Forum

ebamma: he should tell this to the chinese who makes them chinko phones

Exactly.

These are what you find in a LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)

AND These are what you find in a GUY'S INBOX:

1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form (Junior bros)
6..My pickin, how you dey? Abeg send chop money quick, hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)
8..I have not seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter)...

The chik is damn fair.Mr..corks type.

Petition or bribe?

reemix123: Why is this nonsense on the front page ? This ain't no brand consultant cause he does not even know the difference between what is a brand, a franchise, a category and Nigerian produced or 100% Nigerian. Nairaland moderators don't disgrace yourselves

LOL.
@op Most of the brands you listed are not Nigerians.Nairaland is proudly nigerian though.

Jobless idiot.He should be jailed forever and i hope he rots in there.

[quote author=Mr..Cork] by the way, we have Police here in London.. Dont you guys normally call[b] Yellow Fever[/b]? [/quote]Good to have you back.

Shame on pdp,goodluck,anenih,bamanga tukur.
Congrats osho baba.continue the goodwork and dont relax like fashola

yamunla: I dey bariga now..INEC officials just arrived ilaje road..Gun flying everywhere..!Mopol shooting sporadically..

smh

Abuja
Akwa Ibom
Abia
Cross River
Imo
Kano
Lagos
Ogun
Oyo
Sokoto

Passed through more than 15 though

wetinconcernyou: why you wan go those poor countries wey dey fight war all the time

Something important which i cant disclose here is taking me there.There is no more war there oh but i know they are very poor and lack food.

Please more replies especially from nairalanders staying there.

wetinconcernyou: why you wan go those poor countries wey dey fight war all the time

Something important which i cant disclose here is taking me there.There is no more war there oh but i know they are very poor and lack food.

Whatever

Guys please i need information about this countries which i would be visiting soon. Please describe them in terms of:

1. Culture, entertainment, Transportation

2. Type of food.Do they have Nigerian foods there? I learnt there is so much poverty there and food is not surplus like in Lagos.

3. currency converter. what are the rates like from Naira in the above countries.

4. How is the weather like? Communications method e.g phone and internet

5. Any other information.

Please those of you staying in this countries can please help me out with as much information to get me better prepared.Thanks
Also I would appreciate it if the Mods can help me get this to the front page so i can get plenty response cos this is very urgent and important to me.

Gtc farufaru was fun back then.more than 7 illegal exits to go out to withdraw money and flex.with the tight security i can only imagine;-)

Let Jona declare a state of emergency in Plateau state Shikena.

dazzlingvixen: 190 guys are also gold diggers. Out to chop money and punny. A lady has to wisen up

And for how long will you keep on playing games?

It means she doesn't want to hurt you.Give her breathing space and grow some balls.

spothot: hmmm ....i pity u

i pity you more [quote author=spothot]i pity you more

braveheart2012: I used to think like you until I met a woman who has been engaged three times and each one of those three men died before the wedding day. The woman almost went mad with sorrow and depression. She is still single in her 50s, unfortunately.

And so it automatically means it was cos of her "spirit husband".smh.Look that is what this churches and their fake pastors/prophet would have you believe so they can keep scamming gullible like you.guy this is 2012,we are no more in 19th century.
A word is enough for the wise
Sayonara

Men dump her insultive ass.

Sayonara

There is nothing like spiritual husband/wife.You need to find out what is really wrong with her.

Seun: Google pays the bills.

we understand.keep up the good work

MRbrownJAY: ^^^ with a number finishing with 666 twice, no wonder!!!!!

I noticed the 666 as well.

This cant happen in Nigeria.At least not in this generation.We are scared of tainting our name and family's name.Nigerians need a whole new reorientation of the mindset.

It cant work in Lagos.That i am certain of.Let the ex okada riders just improvise.Am sure they will figure a way out soon.

I am satisfied with the power supply a i get 20hrs a day for the past 1 an a half month now but the bill is crazy.I suspect this june's bil will be higher and thats why they seem to be steady supply everywhere so people wont really feel it once they get the bill which am expecting in a forthnight's time.

Redhot111: Hmmm, never knew there were still up to 10,000 residents in dat state after d daily bombing dat takes place there.

Agiliti: This kain maidugri sef. If you dey live, koboko haram wan flog you enter ground, as you don enter ground, rain wan carry you come back

redsun: I cant help but laugh. Double wahala for dead and the owner of dead.

Nigerians are hell dwellers as a result of fundamental ignorance. By the way,how come moslem dont dig their graves deep? Mere laziness,i presumed.

This are really trying moments now all over Nigeria.This is the time to seek the face of God.

I gat mine through Nairaland jobs/vacancies section as well.But guys if i tel you what i went through ehn, you will weep for me.But thank God i am here now even though its not a dream job but am adding to my experience and morever ididn't spend a day at home.I started work the next day after my POP after NYSC.

It wouldn't take so long before this spreads around in Lagos.trust our ladies.

are you saying she is currently serving?

tunnytox: I FCKING HATE MATHS!!!!

Question is why? you wanna share with us?