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Comedic thread !

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It aint easy...being a conduit for legions of demons.

LewsTherin: I wouldn't say I don't want kids. But I didn't get married because I want to have children. And any In-Law who bothers me about it should go have their own!!!
Am I looking foward to children? Not really. But I am grateful that God will choose me to bring some new life into this world.

...and that is what I am worried about. This world is messed up enough as it is.

I know where your coming from.

If the world is getting more messed up with each passing day, I wonder what kind of world you expect your children to live in by the time they're 10 yrs old.

Sometimes I wonder if they wouldn't ask me one day " Dad, why did you bring us into this mess ? I don't remember asking for this.."

Next time treat the malaria b4 u go boozing.

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A Bona fide 'Gomment Pikin'

ATMC: I've battled tongue blisters for two months now. Its very painful. I'll be through with my prescriptions tonight and no improvement. I took antibiotics, fesovin, vitamin c, pain reliever. Yet d blisters are still there at d inner part of my tongue. I even applied toothpaste as suggested by my loved ones. Yet...its painful, can anybody help?

Take an iron supplement.

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Your niece ??!!

Get Over it.

No contest.

Capnd143: Gay ke? U mean we should encourage our youths to forget those curvy ass chicks around and pursue their fellow man? If nigeria has never stood it ground, it surely will stand during this gay saga! F.vck obama, f.vck cameron, f.vck gay and LGBT rights. Africans are not and will never be socially ready to accept gay rights.

Even if gay rights bill is passed. We will always have red-blooded Straight Nigerian Males. The problem is something that hitherto was done in the basement will be brought out to our parks, our beaches, clubs etc

That is a sickening prospect if you ask me.

DAVIDO would have just got slapped again...not the first slap for him from a 'king'.

Your kid has a condition called Picca.
Usually starts as a result of iron deficieny.
Try to correct it with a good supplement.

I hope BH is seeing this, maybe they'll do something about it soon...

Chronic mouth odor is usually as a result of a chronic habit. Smoking, spicy foods, alcohol etc.
When its due to none of these, look out for rotten teeth, oral or lung abscess, and most commonly Periodontal Disease (gums and base of the teeth).

See a dentist.

Airforce1: See as she swell like bag of fufu at 38

No husband
No love child

Nothing but her 38yrs old

Shame!

Did u have to ? Be nice !

Wow ! Didn't know it was compulsory to spend money on (black) women who disrespect you.. : /

OP is this girl beautiful with sex-appeal ? If yes, why worry about her ?

After various toasters, boyfriends and suitors drop their quota that 130k would soon be 450k/month.

Apocalypse Now !

toshmann: I feel ya bro
Dem no get two heads!! You too can cruise ya own Range Rover
Life is too short. Start now to have fun. Let tomorrow worry about itself.

Some peeps get this chance and instead of having fun they start investing in some BS and then stock market crashes and they start swearing for God

Funny but true to an extent !
You're still young-ish, why settle down now ?
You wanna spend 6M on marrying a woman you met yesterday, why?

What if she leave u later ? Or she's bad in bed or a bad cook or incapable of getting kids ?
Mehn, better enjoy your life !

If its range rover u want, get it at a well negotiated price put the change in a small investment.

Too many guys make their lives revolve around unworthy women..

He left his Samsung in the Beemer..

The Armageddon-alist again..

DUH ! Could somone summarize what the OP wrote up there...I'm not into the habit of reading that much..duh!