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It can't be BENZ

If it's not MERCEDES,forget it.

With this your writeup,you go fit win essay competition o

niggi4life:
Na wa o!!!!

How some men sleep with prostitutes and enjoy it still baffles me

I could vividly remember my first time bringing a runz girl into my house.

She was so lazy and any style wey i tell am make she do, na so so money to add up she go dey talk, I tell am say gimmie bj, she say i go add 500 put, ok, oya turn from back she say na extra 1k. Yepa!!! I say ok make i suck booby she say NO say she no dey allow man touch am.

Me, thinking say i don win, i kuku bone, sleep off.. when morning reach she tell me say she dey go, i tell am bye bye, she say wey her money, i say i no do anything na, she just smiled tell me say her money na 10K. Me sef smile say she too dey crack joke say i go introduce am to basket mouth. Next tin dis babe begin disturb d neighborhood o!! Dey shout on top her voice say me i fck am no wan pay, i come begin dey explain to neighbors say i no straff dis babe o.. even one geh wey i been dey toast den just dey waka pass dey shake head

Kaii, my last card na 2,500. Na so neighbors begin dey tell me make i pay am na, last last na d landlord of d next house pay d money for me..come see as shame catch me like persin wey get fever

D luck wey i get den be say fone with camera never dey

My friend,go and watch gotv.

GoTV:
This is indeed very shameful. How many times have we read or seen Muslim women fighting over adultery online Even though I'm a full blooded Christian, it's shameful that we Christians have allowed Muslims and Islam to be the best religion due to our misdeeds. No matter how we despise Muslims, they are very upright and morally better than we Christians. Prostitution and all sorts of immorality is predominant amongst we Christians yet we claim that we are followers of Christ? Even Christ will be ashamed of our irresponsible preachers. I may have to quit Christianity one day if our people don't change. Professor Akintola is always available to chastise every erring Muslim. Can that be said about our money conscious and over politicised CAN

How much is your tax ?

olametrix:
So na my taxes Money you they use buy car for your garage Abi, I leave u to God.

But u must know that I don't ve even a single bicycle and I pay my tax every tym

Anaghi m ere efe

maduxs:
nyem efe

Sharaaap my friend,what brought Jesus into this matter? Your brain needs serious overhaul

seunmsg:
I can bet you won't say this if he had pulled down a statue of the white caucasian Jesus that you guys worship. What is there to celebrate in a demented man? He's no hero and did nothing to be celebrated. We should encourage Ebonyin state government to take him in for psychiatric care.

Like if you noticed the Mercedes Benz Timi is rolling #teammercedesbenz

Under kill you dia

RexTramadol1:
Who caresabout clothes nowadays?







na the under I dey focus on

My brother, your savagery skills is 2nd to none

maduxs:
Je kwanitegwuo ara gi

Oga,wake up. China manufactures for the whole world as we speak.

sonnie10:
From far, you could tell that those pants are China

Mind yasef o,is it ya misfit ?

Zimmermann:
Mr Eazi n dis geh somehow no just click...Eazi issa misfit

Sharaaap my friend. Must you generalise the matter?

Immaculatesnow:
Nigerian artists and criminality are like 5 and 6

You can call it a CONFLUENCE where two rivers meet

ChiefAzubuike:
Na g strings or y strings we go call this one?

Super story, go get a better hand work o,fraud no dey pay again o .

fredkunty:
100% fixed available for high stakers only.inbox (0907)!(852)!(4135)!..least stake #20,000
No lossing no scamming
Always winning

ITS BENZ OR NOTHING

You're not an honest Nigerian,am sorry if this is how you will want your children to grow

Cryomancer:


E no go better for 500k.

God knows I can't return such money... not in this Buhari era where everybody is a criminal.


Don't blame me, I'm just being a Nigerian.

But you disvirgined amarachi abi,am sure H20 came out instead of blood yeye

Auladimeji:
I can't be there when my wife will be giving birth, I hate the sight and smells of blood

Am sure you're pink in complexion ?

3kay945:
Many Ladies would envy the lady dancing at the center.
The black race is truly sick.

God bless you dear. This same alibaba will not complain if these same guys buy up his N1m/table comedy show . Greed is purely written all over his comment nonsense.

Humble360:
this are the same guys that pay 1million for VIP at ur event @Alibaba

Make i fry tiger-nuts then ?

She for use $100 bills naaa boys for help her ministry

Na you dey supply their drugs ?

PurplePatch:
Look at their faces like lunatic patients.
#SayNoToDrugs

I can't see Chioma's name on that tattooed body

Na you born am ?

NgwaManNaija4LF:
38 or 45

Tony,seriously,your money looooooooooong.

It's called "Bragging Rights" .

Old man like you stealing cars, chai,now no money to bribe Naija police,you fit die inside prison awaiting trial o. #ThisisNigeria

E never reach to curse person papa naaa e pain you well sha :Dno vex

Neofingerz:
well it's an auto correct error and I was quick to post without proper verification of what I wrote.
So no think say your papa no hear English

It's not "painting" him,rather it's "spraying" him

Neofingerz:
is it painting you?
Celebrate people so you will be celebrated too

I think you need a brain transplant

Patrioticooduan:
Ignorant people everywhere. You are thanking God for saving your life. If God loves you, he would not have allowed the gas to explode

You must be gaaaaay then

troublemakea:
their little ass their problem

falling in love with this ass is just like falling in love with your fellow man's ass

even my own is bigger than the both of them combine