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So LASTMA haff finally received sense . This is how it's done in sane climes.

He's a village plumber .

100bands:
Why do you care to know? Do we know what you do for a living?

He's a bricklayer .

lookingfly:
please, can you tell us what hush does for a living?

You wan smash the account ?

Dollarship:
Please who have good banks logs with good balance

You must be retaded to call me silly. Am i sillier than ur dullard fada wasting aimelessy under the fruitless guava tree in ur dilapidated village hut? Don't make me create time for you,otherwise,ur other name will be sorry. Idiatic being

greatman247:
No you're an under 5 years. Silly being

Are you a teenager ?

greatman247:
I even hate that word marriage. Truth is don't combine effort with nobody. Things even dey happen in marriage self. Do your own thing and you can have babies but don't marry. Live your life and be free. That's my own. Most marriages are like being in prison. Most persons stay put in marriage cos of what the world might say and yet they aren't happy being in there. Bleep marriage.

Chai,Mikel fresh die,see teeth,money good ooo if you say money no good,ur papa dia

They will definetely succeed in prison

Giddymoney:


These ones are just failed species..
Una try legit work..... Una no succed
Una try yahoo yahoo..... Una no succed
Una try arm robbing....... Una no still succed


Some people are not just destined to succed, no matter wetin una do.
So make una just enjoy una stay for prison

How much is your data subscription?

kingofgirls:
pls any God fearing one to help me with #3200 for me
to pay add to pay my school fees +2349033342268
before exam pls any God fearing one to help me with #3200 for me
to pay add to pay my school fees +2349033342268
before exam

Same thing your dad told your mum b4 you showed up

Ikem11:
You just same like Yahaya Bello and buhari mentality. I got no time exchanging quotes with losers

Do you really know the meaning of the word "Sir" in the context it was used on Mr Buhari ? Google is your friend.

Ikem11:
because trump called him sir we should vote for him? Na WA see mentality.

Are you a mechanic ?

CROWNWEALTH019:
This governor together with buhari they mad

Their brains they leak oil

When these crazy mods go ban you,na dat time you go relax well well

vincentjk:
Hmm Nawa o anyway

Today, my ex girlfriend sent me a video of herself and her boyfriend having sex so dat it can hurt me....
I immediately forwarded the video to her father....
Av been relaxing since den.....

You no read well,the professor na woman

Nigeriapen:
LOL...Reasons base known to her but i suggest she want to seduce her college and the professor.

Vice-Versa

justtoodark:
what do you mean.......??...i dont understand.....

Vis-a-vis

justtoodark:
look,going against her is a bad idea...without her you yourself as a man will not be complete....

without her,you will be even much worse than animals....you will be under animals....

a man without balance is a desaster.........

Wow,what a punch-line

FortifiedCity:
Shut your mouth.

It oozes a stench

She should hold on tight to her "Security" until menopause sets in that's when she will want to give up her "Maigard" . Why not you make money for yourself so someone else can be assured too?

justtoodark:
why must she give up her security to like you....??....she has no reason to like you....

Why must it be a guy delivering the assurance,can't a lady also do he assuring ? Is it written anywhere in the good books that only a man can give to a woman :Dchai,women una try .

Olifiz:
Sorry o. I didn’t know u are old o. I was expecting u to just pick out the idea or message in the write up. I was only saying it’s all about care. If someone genuinely cares about you they will go out of their way to do things for u.



But seriously why won’t s lady marry for assurance, assurance mayb anything not necessarily a car.

Stay blessed

I reckon

Auladimeji:
I don't approach ladies, they approach me... That's nature

Will you ever change ?

oshe11:
If the girl is Super fine, my guys go just leave her for me make them no go spoil the opportunity of one of US getting her


Our brocode is NEVER to go after any girl when one of US don shyke b4......

Hence they leave the best for the BEST


I shoot my shot like a PRO

Still the undisputed champ

But that was then sha......
I don change

Is it your money is it your jet ?

humblenature:


When the gods want to kill a man, they first make him mad.

There is no empire that is soo big that it cannot crumble. Ask Jim nwobodo

David's family are not among the richest in nigeria.

Pride goes before a fall. Even Solomon lost his riches because of pride.

Davido I repeat, u DONT need a private jet. Ur career will not last forever.

Rather invest your money in business ventures or human capital. Stop spending anyhow your fathers backup may not always be there forever. Be a man.

#sendbackthejet

The fear of God is the beginning of WISDOM.

winner01:
When education is not taken seriously, these acts are inevitable.

Na wah o,these guys took turns after another to rape this sheep,chai.

Chiedu4Trump:
I don tell una we and these people no get anything in common.

See their people servicing a goat in Afganistan
(FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES - COMEDY)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-RRjo1oBs

She sells Agege bread

Fordzzy:
But wat exactly does this lady do please??

Their life,their wedding,their business,i have a train to catch

My brother,you need a psychiatrist asap,your brain is going to knock puaaaah shortly

adioolayi:
So, I took weed for the first time this morning and nothing happened to me.
So, I just want to wish all of you Merry Christmas, as we are leaving 2019 to 2014, We shall all see again in 2008 ..Amen

You just confirmed that you were conceived in a strip club,where your stripper-mum exchanged her punany for a shot of sapele water and am sure you followed in your sex-addict father's shoes. Get a life imp.

SmartMugu:
I'm probably older than your father. That im on nairaland doesn't mean me and your dad or whoever impregnated your mom fall in same category. I didn't mention you nor your father when I sent my post. So, stay calm and go back to your father to learn more about cyber manners.

We should fry tiger nuts

martineverest:
childish

what should we do with the pics of his parlour

She just shot herself on the leg It's called "Karma" ,funny enough,"Karma" is a bitch

The wife na woman......disrespect

MVLOX:
The husband na man......respect