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Judging by the telephone in your hand,you need a wireless network,NITEL won't get your call across

DonPiiko:
God has really been good, Dear God it's my turn, pick up my call

You mean the car,off course the car is lovely.

VonTrapp:
Absolutely Gorgeous!!

The car is sexy my dear

philtex:
Wait. What's sexy here

If she gets you eehn,she will tiwaa your salvage

Skyfornia:
Onye ntiwa!

She looks like a puppet

ColdSun:
OMG, does she know how she looks in that second picture?

What figure of speech is that?

mexxmoney:
She looks beautiful

Wat a story

MistadeRegal:
He was electrocuted by 220VAc…
Though this happened about 12 years ago.
I held live 415VAC wires for over 25 minutes not knowing their Supervisor had switched on the gear switch back after he came asking who off the machine, left and I never knew until I dropped 2 of them (Y & B as I still held R to start connecting) and heard this loud banging, which rendered the two cable lugs blasted off while the 400Amps MCCB tripped off. The electrician with me was nowhere to be found immediately. Came back later tip-toeing and asking what just happened now?
I do have this feeling whenever I remember that day.
GOD I OWE YOU ALL!

I wonder what her other hand is doing in her closet,anyway na her closet

davodyguy:
The lady in the first pic

Just fry Anambra rice

DMerciful:
Should we fry beans?

Just fryAnambra rice

DMerciful:
Should we fry beans?

Do you like breast milk that much ?

ceeroh:
People like me

Your birthday no dey finish ?

LisaAnne:
It's my birthday today!
Una wey like free airtime. Check the link in my profile. no use big boy miss this offer. It came out yesterday or so

These electronics were not manufactured with your Country in mind

feldido:
Anything above V8 is madness in this country, where would one use such horsepowers and speed?

Which road?

If a,If you drive a 2011 Mercedes Benz GL450 4matic & you try this your "do it yourself" on it,na your pocket go tell you the rest of the story . Wetin concern bricklayer with automobile repairs

gonkin:
Mechanics are the biggest car killers cuz many are just trying different tactics. Anyone can be a mechanic once he loosens and tighten a bold.

They kill cars. If its a bad plug cable the would tell u its fuel pump that they need to buy this crap and that.
The dont even have OBD scanners.

As at 2011 i owned a 1995 odyssey (honda and wahala) i diddnt even know where the compressor was so mech cheated me but look at me now. After watching several videos online, asking questions and applying knowledge i even know how to replace and engine.
Also u need someone thats really good to guide you. Its why i respect benin boys when it comes to that. Now i use a 1992 landcruiser and i dont need a mechanic. If the job is too heavy for me i take my time and take it to my guide and watch him fix(although i already know the problem)

He's just 35

tuzeriouz:
how old are u?

Nansense,jagbajantis,konkombility,idiocincrazy. I can't even kiss this bones for $100

We are my brother

sacluxisback:
Bros are we not saying the same thing?

He's a bush-baby

Euouae:
Who is Ushebaby?

Pepsi will have answers to your questions & Google will blow ya mind

ElChidi:
Question is would she have been known by anybody if she wasnt Otedola's daughter? Is she really talented?

Walahi,You gat no joy . This response is epic

tgmservice:
Yeah u right just d same way you will be a nobody if your father did not bunk you mum

He's a clown

IamPatriotic:
Who is Ushbebe?

Walahi,dis response is epic

mayweather145:
wallahi ! I love this reply, she took her time and gave him a hot one. savagery

Do you like what you don't hate ?

Neutrobcorp:
See..... I hate what I don't like....

These are the kind of stories I don't want to hear. Keep it to yourself, not after all sorts of cele house, IFA house and Runz... They will now start advocating hardwork.

If you worked hard and got these stuffs legit, no one made you a motivational speaker, keep it to yourself.

I just hate what I don't like....

This truth is a ponch-line

Papiikush:
Whatsoever business she might have done is none of my business.

She is successful and that is commendable. I don see olosho whey still never hammer. Na still the same one room she still dey stay after 5 years of collecting random dick(es)

She say na hair o . Mammi-water hair

lilfreezy:
What was that thing that you were selling

She say na hair o ;Dmammi-water hair

miqos02:
So wetin u dey sell??

What product abeg I wan buy

Pls get your facts right. The 2018 is just $222,000 & that's about N75m but on a 2nd thought it's a treated vehicle so yes,it should be over N100m .

sacluxisback:
G wag bullet proof. Definitely 100m and above. This life sha!

There are better ways to do this naaa ,habaaaa,now court don collect dia own N15m as bail

Automobile mechanics are very wealthy in my area so i don't understand what you're saying.

Khayri:
There are spiritual wife and husbands and if not taken care of can become a big problem to the person who has it. Some spiritual spouse are not harmful though instead they protect the person while some are harmful and will cause you disappointments, failed marriages/relationship cause your partner to cheat and hate you for no reason, make your partner lose affection for you, in fact spiritual spouse is a very big issue that if not taken care of if you even do charm of prosperity, the effects will be weak because they will block it same with witches and wizard if one does not clear that aspect of life, they will become very serious problem and a person might struggle and struggle without ever realising the problem throughout their life.

That's why some people remain gatekeeper, house boy, local mechanic, prostitutes for the rest of their lives.

Can you prove it?

Achillesdam500:

That car na high-end o

jetz:
see as the car foot mat pack dust abeg