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#ilovetobebrainwashed

analize701:
Wouldn't you wish your Dad could use people's head for this long to get you and your siblings a place like this?

My Tithe is working.

*Proudly Sheeple**

Define emotion

SalamRushdie:
My friend you know nothing about age , you are just talking with emotions

Your wish is also granted,go and prepare thy home

Bollinger:
Hell no. I'd rather go quietly in my sleep at 80. Anything older than that and one will just be a burden to one's loved ones.

In which world? They should come to my village and see people who are over 117years old.

SalamRushdie:
Another Nigerian bullshit , the oldest person in the world is 117 years and you want us to beleive this 90 year old woman i see is a 133 years old ..

Na you waste am ?

Yemike:
133 years?? To what end??

Wasted years I must say!!.

So someone can't live this long without been a witch or wizard,are you owk? lo

iSlayer:
Ofcourse we know she's a witch too. The eyes gave her away.

Your wish is granted,go and prepare thine house

sirBLUNT:
MAMA the mama she is indeed a slay queen no b all dis fake ass btiehcs..but to be candid i dont ever wish to live that long..

Too many 3D movies have made thee mad

NwaAmaikpe:



With good first aid,
He can be brought back to life.

Camry or Corolla are you ok?

NwaAmaikpe:



The man was so carefree,
Imagine his Toyota Corolla has a Mercedes VBoot wheel cover.

I don't know what to say joo.
His village people are wicked; the accident could cut off his two legs but it could not cut his neckchain.

You be ambulance?

Bifrost:
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

Sooo toushing

You don scatter ya own ?

darlenese:
what about virginity transplant

What has he achieved now?

Atleast she's alive to tell the story,forget the breast,na just fat wey children dey feed from and men play with.

Are you saying cartoon figures are ugly ? No let small children catch you o

Nbote:
Dat Moyo Gal is Wogly... Everything about her in all those photos scream FAKE!! Don't get why some gals think excessive make up makes dem look Behind when really all it does is make dem look like cartoons

Read again

DOUBLEWAHALA:
which one is the twins the male or the female;-/

Itz Benz or nothing

Sexy20:
Who said?....Atleast it still proved that there are just two types of cars: Benz and others. Other cars will be in flames with such impact.

PROUDLY A BENZ REP

Am sure you haven't used caustic soda,you will come back with a testimony

candlewax:
I have been masturbating to the extent that my manhood gets hard at the sight of soap, what do i do？

cc Augustap, ScotFree

Why you dey wow,you be ambulance ?

Oluwapresley:
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow

Evil Child

Livefreeordieha:
wicked man...U hear say d guy na winch?na people like una dey mess use water wash yansh...�����Troublesome children everywhere �

Abeg na 1st or 2nd half the red card go show ?

Chascop:
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PLEASE NOTE THIS...

Quote me after the Match..


My prediction -

Naija 2- 0 Zambia

Zambia will get a RED CARD

Yes i know,it's an aeroplane technology

femi4:
Its not a rocket science

How u wan drink Palm wine if nobody tap am ?

beamtopola:
Good girl brought a rich husband.
stupid girl will always brings a palmwine tapper.

Wake up,You're dreaming

biacan:
She's such a lucky girl......no need to suffer cause her hubby has already worked his ass out just to make her happy.......wish I can be this lucky

An ordinary man will just got to his village & die in peace

magoo10:
I wonder where the ordinary man will fly to when he needs urgent treatment.

After so many years our leaders cannot build on hand health centers that can cater for her people despite huge oil revenues that have been earned over the years.

You be witch ?

femi4:
The union won't last

My dear,abeg take some pain reliever you go burn your top gasket o

Chanchit:
I wonder where she see this annoying fhool of a bf.

You be moon abi ?

flawlessT:
Places like this are meant for stars alone

Are you an alien ?

iyke926:
Ritualists at work. Xmas is around the corner.

Fvck humans...I hate em at times

It appears you're a looter like them nonsensical nonsense,get sense jaree.

bandad:
And you think yours will be washed away. Nonsense

Auto-correct dealt with him

kingdaro:
bros you funny die which one be bass stand dog again

Their sins can never be washed away,it can only be covered. Even the devil is surprised at the Quality of their sins

LIFEisSIMPLE:
Hopefully theirs sins will be washed away

It takes a "woman-man" to recognise one . You sound like a local faaaaag

Intellad:
mmmmmm woman-man.... manup bro... stop being obsess with me