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Politics › Re: Army Intercepts Boko Haram Logistic Team, Nabbed With Viagra by stevLegend: 8:44am On May 04, 2016

omenka:
News: Boko Haram raids Aso Rock, kills all soldiers and make away with the president- Nigeria tittering at the brink of collapse.

Source: olodojatijatiblogspot.net.

Wailing Cankerworms: we said it!! Buhari the durlard has failed!!!

News: Nigerian army intercepts and kills dozens of Boko Haram fighters.

Source: Vanguardng.com.

Wailing Cankerworms: APC and propaganda!!! Believe this and believe Mother Theresa was p¤rn star.

That is how they roll. Good news kills them inside.

Can't believe in under a year, Baba has transformed Nigeria into a country where lives are not snuffed out of people, and limbs are not severed on a daily basis as bombs go off every other day, week, and month as though the whole country is one gargantuan military training ground!

Thank you Buhari for making this possible.

We told them about your exploits with Maitatsine, but they were like "Tah!!!, you people think this is 1200BC??!!" But you have proven, regardless of the time and season, Mohamadu Buhari is Mohamadu Buhari!

God bless you and Nigeria continuously.
Sai Nigarian army jor.

I hope u've been paid? tongue

Education › Not Everyone Who Offers To Help Are Truly Helping...(pic) by stevLegend(op): 9:54am On May 03, 2016

we've come to realise that not everyone who shows sympathy at your predicament are truly willing to help. Life is just as this pics potray.

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Jokes Etc › When You Visit A Fake Native Doctor.. (hilarious Pic.) by stevLegend(op): 9:37am On May 03, 2016

That moment when you went to the wrong place to seek for solutions.

Nairaland General › Re: Man In Ogun Goes With Nigerian Flag by stevLegend: 9:52am On Apr 25, 2016

drizslim:
True Patrotism Unlike Those ~~Ipad~~ Ipob People click Like if u think NIGERIA will be Great Some Day

Oga, even without clicking likes, we all know nigeria is already great in everything.
* great in power failure.
* great in fuel scarcity.
* great in school strikes.
* great in looting.
* great in corruption.
* great in killing & maiming each other.
* great in unemployment.
* great in having bad leaders.
* great in decieving the masses.
* great in virtually everytin.

Don't wait for nigeria to b great b4 u struggle to succeed.

Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli's 38th Birthday Party In Pictures by stevLegend: 8:57pm On Apr 23, 2016

Is that her Movie age? tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Defiled Linda Ikeji's Photos by stevLegend: 8:49am On Apr 04, 2016

cruzita:
this boy is really a child !!! PURE ATTENTION SEEKER

He's not just a child, He's an illiterate too..
One thing is for sure, no matter the amount of money u have, it can never hide ur illiteracy.

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Business › Re: Best Nigerian Bank For Business Account by stevLegend: 9:17pm On Apr 03, 2016

pendusky:
sterling bank... ask for ledger 96 account

Don't go near eco bank.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Replies Linda Ikeji Again, calls her a h0e by stevLegend: 9:11pm On Apr 03, 2016

kay29000:
Wizkid is just a kid with a lot of money and no manners. A lying small brat. He didn't buy those Porsches. And he is also lying about his age. I first saw Wizkid at a studio in Ogba back in 2009 when he was a nobody. He, MI, Banky and Eldee were rehearsing for a sound city event that year...he was 21 then.. that's 7 years ago. How can he be lying that he is 25 in 2016?

That must be his music age... Just like ''football age'' cheesy

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Fashion › Re: A Talented Nairalander's Amazing Makeup Shoot by stevLegend: 3:38pm On Mar 31, 2016

ofofoCEO:
A fast rising makeup artist who doubles as a Nairalander just released exclusive makeup pictures from her recent photo shoot to mark her birthday.

Support our home grown talents.
#GlambyAada # nairalander #entrepreneur

'' The beauty of a woman'' e dey for the make up. cheesy

The 3rd pix dey relegation zone.. tongue

Meanwhile, i've found a wife..

Romance › Re: Guy Drinking Yoghurt As Girlfriend Eats Fried Rice In Eatery by stevLegend: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
I'll accept to be probed if those likes can be converted to parcels of money

Hahahaha.. I'm sure u didn't notice it. As at when i commented, u were having ''419'' likes.
and i know what 419 means.. cheesy

Romance › Re: Guy Drinking Yoghurt As Girlfriend Eats Fried Rice In Eatery by stevLegend: 2:00pm On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
I'll accept to be probed if those likes can be converted to parcels of money

Hahahaha.. I'm sure u didn't notice it. As at when i commented, u were having ''419'' likes.
and i know what 419 means.. cheesy

Romance › Re: Guy Drinking Yoghurt As Girlfriend Eats Fried Rice In Eatery by stevLegend: 9:20am On Mar 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
op, you come go there go take pictures...na your case worse pass

I so much love the registered numbers of ur LIKES... I think u should be probed.

Business › Re: Is Eco Bank Having Technical Problems? by stevLegend(op): 5:23am On Mar 30, 2016

Rick001:
You should go and confirm your balance at the ATM. If the money is still not reflecting, you should call their contact centre on 07005000000, or email them at engcontactcentre@ecobank.com.

Thanks man....

Business › Is Eco Bank Having Technical Problems? by stevLegend(op): 5:37pm On Mar 29, 2016

Hello everyone, please, i want to confirm if eco bank is experiencing any technical problems that prevents them from crediting one's account or if they're still observing their own public holiday.. A transfer was made since 9am today. And till now, nothing from them. Not even to check or confirm via ATM.
Please, anyone with any update?

Sports › Re: Perpetua Nkwocha Weds Nwufoh In Owerri (Photos) by stevLegend: 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2016

Chanchit:
Prrrrraaaaaaaiiissssseeeeeeee the lord! Jesus is risen! My favorite Super falcons player. I wish you all the best, Happy married life. I'm very happy!

She'll give birth to a footballer also.
I pray the man comes for real.

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Depart For Egypt Ahead Of Qualifier Match (Photos) by stevLegend: 3:35pm On Mar 28, 2016

zuchyblink:
Victory is ours! Go and make 170 million people happy

Oga, there victory can't make 170 million people happy with the state of the economy.

Meanwhile, we no reach 170 million again.
Some done decamp/migrate.. tongue

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Stuns In Green Pant Suit (photos) by stevLegend: 3:31pm On Mar 28, 2016

newsarena:
There is something unique about her style....Lovely!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDfrs1qS7MC/?taken-by=iamseyishay

Whoever posted this, pls be notified that there's nothing about her dress that relates to your supposed ''Pant Suit''

Events › Re: Dwarf Marries Tall Woman In Style .. Photos by stevLegend: 12:28pm On Mar 28, 2016

dainformant:
'This is a confirmation that love knows no boundaries'... This lovely couple tied the knot in style recently in a well publicized wedding ceremony....Despite the visible inequality in height between the groom and bride, the cute couple overcame all criticisms as they sealed their union in a big way...May God bless their marriage....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-different-couple-who-tied-knot-in.html

When the desirable is not avaibale, the available becomes desirable.
#NoChoice tongue

Family › Re: Any Married Lady Who Never Had This Is As Good As unmarried. by stevLegend: 11:25am On Mar 28, 2016

Omotayor123:
I disagree

Even though i also disagree, because marriage is built on love, trust, respect & understanding, i bet u, the 17 likes u got are all females. tongue

Christianity Etc › Re: PHOTOS: Man 'turns To Dog' During Deliverance Session At TB Joshua's Church by stevLegend: 1:59pm On Mar 27, 2016

eshietIntrepid:
What's the title of the movie. Or. Is it church business?

Dog in the Church.. tongue

Politics › Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by stevLegend: 1:32pm On Mar 27, 2016

We shouldn't be surprised because as we were taught back then in Primary school, they said: '' Power Intoxicates'' with all this, he knows that come 2019, there won't be Buwari in Aso Rock.
(Buwari means Illiterate in Swahili)

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Celebrities › Re: 9ice Disses Linda Ikeji In New Single “at The Moment” by stevLegend: 10:33am On Mar 27, 2016

MoneypassGod:
Funny how u refer to someone who can feed u nd ur genration as irrelevant.

And even more funny/wrong to say someone can feed another person's generation... I know He or she is wrong to call anyone 'irrelevant,'
But truthfully, by the generational circle, even 9ice can't feed his own generation.. Because it's beyond just ur immediate family.

Phones › Help! MTN Are Secretly Draining My Airtime. by stevLegend(op): 9:59am On Mar 27, 2016

Hello, & Happy Easter My fellow NLanders. Hope you all are doing good?

Please, i want to know if there's any solution to the issues i'm having, or if there's anyone who's also experiencing what i'm facing in the hands of MTN.. For the Past two months, i've noticed that whenever i recharge my phone and didn't make use of my airtime before the next day, mtn will sweep it off. It started on 24th of January 2016. A recharge card of 750 was sent to me by my sis. I loaded it & only called her back to thank her. It wasn't upto 30seconds. And the following mornning, i tried to call only for me to hear ''your call credit has been exhausted'' i was amazed & quickly checked my balance. & i was stunned to see #0:00. To cut it short, this has been going on continuously. The worse is i've tried calling customer care. When ever they pick my call, they'll ask me to wait to be attended to. And after sometime, the line would go off. And when i should call back, they won't take my call. Please, this is getting unbearable because even with my monthly Subscribtion, they still always steal my credits.
I need your Advises please.

Travel › Re: Antarctica: A Trip To The Coldest, Windiest, And Driest Continent On The Planet. by stevLegend: 10:46am On Mar 23, 2016

Funjosh:
When is Nigeria laying her own claim also

Nigeria can't lay claim. Even God himself knows why he pushed off all these far from Nigeria.
Imagine Antactica is close to Nigeria. We'll have many ice block industries. And no one will ever buy cold water.

Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Now Fit, Trains With Super Eagles by stevLegend: 10:21am On Mar 23, 2016

Trendy247:
ABEG WETIN DEM MEAN BY FOOD POISONING? BECAUSE THE ONE WEY I DEY SEE FOR NAIJA MOVIE, IF PERSON CHOP AM NA DIE B DAT

E mean say him chop food wey no dey okay with him body system. tongue

Car Talk › Re: Quick Meaning Of 'P','R','N','D','2','L' And 'OD' For Autogears by stevLegend: 3:37pm On Mar 22, 2016

Adedoks:
Oga am confused here... Which brothers wife. Am a man sir.. N the first born so I don't have a brothers wife

Car Talk › Re: Quick Meaning Of 'P','R','N','D','2','L' And 'OD' For Autogears by stevLegend: 2:52pm On Mar 22, 2016

Adedoks:
Thanks op. I just got a car n Av never used the L or 2.. Am always on D when driving. Thanks for the insight will put this into practice.

So your brother's wife finally gave u that car u've been asking of her....?
Congrats to u. & thanks to her... cheesy

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Cute Lady In The Bank by stevLegend: 2:29pm On Mar 22, 2016

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

It's good to be Educated. But i wonder what is the use of Question & Assistance if u can come up with this. An educated person is a light to the world. So, since u're too educated to dislike ''beauty with no brain,'' is it a crime that she asked u to help her spell? Atleast, she can spell & write her name. I know of my neighbour who got 2nd Class upper frm Unilag. Today, he's charging phones & batteries.

''A person who asks a question is only a fool for 5minutes. But the one who doesn't ask at all is a fool forever''

Secondly, why not blast the people who shared your post? Because they seem not to know articles to share. Such personal experienced articles can not be shared because they weren't the ones who experienced it....
Naija, we always claim to be the best. Yet, we're no better than the...........

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Cute Lady In The Bank by stevLegend: 2:25pm On Mar 22, 2016

Politics › Re: INEC Admits Fake Result Sheets In Rivers Rerun, Blames ‘printer’s Devil’ by stevLegend: 6:53am On Mar 22, 2016

Sammyramires:
How do we justify the stupidity of INEC under PMB ... What should Nigerians expect in 2019 Election??

One thing to expect in 2019 is for Buhari to leave office. because he's already a loser in the waiting.

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Politics › Re: #RiversRerun: Betty Apiafi Emerges Winner by stevLegend: 8:06pm On Mar 20, 2016

Paulpaulpaul:
Fake election, democracy is raped in Nigeria

And rape is a crime. So, arrest the bloody rapists. tongue

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Food › Re: 10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Cucumber by stevLegend: 8:36pm On Mar 19, 2016

The best way to enjoy it is taking it with fried groundnuts. Then, u'll get the real taste/nutrient.

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