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Jokes EtcRe: Groom Humiliated Bride On Wedding's Day by straneur(op): 10:24am On Jan 12, 2013
I like to give people second chance in life, tarnish their image that much is not the solution. Its a revenge
Jokes EtcGroom Humiliated Bride On Wedding's Day by straneur(op): 10:13am On Jan 12, 2013
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place in Lagos somewhere in Surulere.
This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their Wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in- law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them an...d hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding).

After he stood there and watched the people’s reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the Best man and said ”F— you!” he then turned to the bride and said ”F— you!” and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said…..
”Thanks, I’m out of here.” He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride’s parents pay over N620,000 for a 300 persons guest wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
3) And best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
Did the guy go too far?
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AdvertsRe: Want To Learn Forex Trade. by straneur(m): 5:29pm On Jan 08, 2013
teeboy4x: http://www.babypips.com/schools is ur answer,make sure u graduate from the school,den come to forex thread in this business section 2 ask ur questions
You will only get all the needed information on babypips.com but how do you apply all these details? You need mentor as much as you need all the materials you can find, I can help you with few ebooks. I have another good book but am not sure you can get that in Nigeria yet but first get started. If you are serious, my service is free visit:

www.investorsking.com for opportunity to discuss forex and its correlations.
BusinessAmancio Ortega Emerged 2012 Highest Gainer, Toppled Warren Buffet by straneur(op): 11:31am On Jan 02, 2013
Amancio Ortega, the founder of retailer Inditex SA and Zara clothing chain was the biggest gainer in 2012. The 76 years old tycoon’s fortune rose from $22.2 billion to $57.5 billion, a total of 66.7 percent net profit.

Only 16 of the 100 people who appeared on the final ranking of the world richest people recorded losses for the 12 month period. “Obviously last year was an amazing year for the world billionaires” said John Catsimatidis, the billionaire who owns Red Apple Group Inc.

Carlos Slim, the 72 years old who manage Mexico’s America Movil (AMX) still remain the world richest man on earth, with $13.4 billion net profit in 2012 which offset the previous AMX post of 5.8 percent declined in AMX subscribers, the largest mobile network in America. He is 2012 second highest gainer on the list. For the rest of the story Visit:

http://investorsking.com/amancio-ortega-emerged-2012-highest-gainer/
BusinessRe: Are You Resourseful And Based In The UK Or USA by straneur(m): 5:46pm On Jan 01, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]@straneur, you seem to be mixing things up. We are not yet focussing on the Nigerian market as your posts presume.[/quote]Oh my bad. All the best bro. Happy New Year.
BusinessRe: Are You Resourseful And Based In The UK Or USA by straneur(m): 3:46pm On Jan 01, 2013
Its been great so far but you know everything takes time. Please don't get me wrong, I am not saying your product can't sell but be sure you know your target audience and competitors well enough because naija factors are a bit different but if you will agree with me it creates more opportunities in a long run provided its a unique solution to people's problem.
BusinessRe: Are You Resourseful And Based In The UK Or USA by straneur(m): 2:45pm On Jan 01, 2013
Great idea but do you know there is that product in the market already? Owned and manage by USA returnee. Please conduct your feasibility studies,I know because this what I do and I have two different tech businesses. Launching another one later this month.
SportsARSENAL Vs NEWCASTLE (7-3) (Full Time) by straneur(op): 8:48pm On Dec 29, 2012
Arsenal on fire, what Man U. can do, gunners can do it better. grin
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 5:54pm On Dec 23, 2012
amebozone: if truly this Chibuzor of a guy has refunded donziko why is the thread this up....... i think nairaland is just using this to pull traffic.............. e no good ooooooo, no spoil him name becox of traffic oooooooopo baba dey watch una oooooo....... Chibuzo i think you have to call Ogbola and settle things with the guy if truly him pay money for your acct, i hate cheating ooo, just see how them don finish your name
Please go through the entire thread before commenting.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 5:36pm On Dec 23, 2012
biz4naija: i think some of you are so stupid, how dare you call me a thief, have you contacted the poster if i have refunded him or not?

How can you be so stupid to call some one a thief without proves, is that how you pass your jugdement?

You all can post what ever that suits you, not even 10000000 post can bring down my business, as far as my
hands are clean, and am innocent, i fear nothing, i run a geniune business, ask more about me at computer village

If any of you like, you can post a forged teller, it's none of my business, you can't force me to accept a payment
i didnt get in my account,

Enough of this rubb*ish, if you say am a scammer then prove it
You sounded too childish to be running business of this capacity. Can you please tell the whole house if the money deposited is in your account or not. Nobody cares about your person or computer village.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 8:06pm On Dec 22, 2012
Please don't let us blame people that send money to someone that have an enormous online presence. The issue is not with buyer but the seller that choose to betray them all. We should all fight the injustice of Ogbeni Chibuzor Eze. This bogus man should be put behind bar.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 2:34pm On Dec 21, 2012
biz4naija: i hope he does cos it has been credited!!!
Sure if the money is there, he will confirm it. Lets give him sometime...
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 2:31pm On Dec 21, 2012
Where is donziko, he need to confirm this now
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 2:12pm On Dec 21, 2012
Chibuzor Eze!!!!!
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 1:13pm On Dec 21, 2012
Where is this man or is something happening in the banking hall. Please send us the scan copy and stop all this game. Who is even attending your seminar with all these going on? Please be a gentleman and post a scan copy of depositors receipt.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by straneur(m): 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2012
[quote author=surveyProf]3. Login to your Liberty reserve account, click on history and snap, just to make sure that he did not send the said Lr after u must hv paid, most Lr seller will always claim dis, perhaps he might claim hackers might hv hacked on ur account. It will be uploaded on ur thread too.

Liberty reserve only show a month history. You can't get June details but concentrate on the bank account, phone conversation and his website. Let him post the account detail he paid to and the phone number.
BusinessRe: Writing For Blogs And Websites by straneur(m): 7:00am On Dec 20, 2012
paulcr7: Please i need information on blogs and websites that pay for people to write articles for them.THANKS
@OP Do you do plagiarism free academic writings, financial articles and know Harvard referencing well enough etc If yes then send me an email: strategyneur@gmail.com
BusinessFor $45,500, Entrepreneur Sells Last Name To Raise Money For Start-up by straneur(op): 6:20am On Dec 16, 2012
On Jan. 1, entrepreneur Jason Sadler will legally become “Jason HeadsetsDotCom.” The 30-year-old founder of IWearYourShirt, who wears sponsored T-shirts for a living, recently held an online auction. Looking to raise cash for his business, Sadler said he would change his last name for all of 2013 to the name of the highest-bidding firm. Sadler said 25 companies participated in the auction, which ended Wednesday. Two bidders — Headsets.com and PawnUp.com — battled it out to the very end.

Ultimately, San Francisco-based Headsets.com, a seller of headsets for telephones and other gadgets, won with a final bid of $45,500. Sadler said he’s excited about his soon-to-be new last name. “It was really interesting to see my idea come together,” he said. “I’m not nervous, because Jason HeadsetsDotCom will be my new name in 2013, but not for the rest of my life.”


How much does your name worth??
http://investorsking.com/entrepreneur-sells-last-name-to-raise-money-for-start-up/
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Top Banker Denies Wrongdoing Over £5bn Missing Funds by straneur(op): 9:05am On Dec 15, 2012
Naija I hail una
BusinessNigeria’s Top Banker Denies Wrongdoing Over £5bn Missing Funds by straneur(op): 7:53am On Dec 15, 2012
The head of Nigeria‘s central bank has denied any wrongdoing after he and 14 other officials were threatened with arrest warrants over £5bn missing from government funds. Lamido Sanusi, a highly respected banker, was told he faced arrest unless he appeared before Nigerian MPs to answer questions over the missing money. The warrants were signed because the officials failed to respond to invitations to explain the alleged failure to transfer the money to the treasury, according to the office of the speaker, Aminu Tambuwal. Sanusi told the BBC he was unaware of the arrest warrant and that he was not in Nigeria, but that the deputy governor would appear before MPs. “I personally don’t believe the speaker signed such a warrant as these things are not personal,” the BBC quoted him as saying. Sanusi said the central bank had made remittances to the treasury in accordance with the law. “Our accounts are audited by two reputable external auditors … No government agency or department even comes near our contribution to the budget,” he said.

Tambuwal’s spokesman, Imam Imam, said other officials for whom warrants have been issued include Andrew Yakub, group managing director of the state-owned Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, and National Pension Commission director general Muhammad Ahmad. Sanusi was named central bank governor of the year by the global financial publication the Banker last year. He rankled parliament this month when he suggested reducing the number of MPs from 360 to free up money for development. He also called for the number of public servants to be halved.

In a recent interview with the Guardian, Sanusi was highly critical of Africa‘s political class, accusing it of acting narrowly to protect particular ethnic or religious groups. “It’s the big elephant in Africa that nobody wants to talk about,” he said at a meeting on governance held by the Mo Ibrahim foundation in Dakar, Senegal. “You’ve got an elite that is predominantly of a certain age that is definitely male, sometimes also representative of a particular ethnic or religious group, that appropriates political power in its interest and then pretends that there’s some kind of economic tinkering that can be done to take care of women if they’re excluded and all that,” he added.

Sanusi, who said he agreed with 99% of the arguments made by Occupy Nigeria (but not on maintaining fuel subsidies), criticised African governments for failing to develop manufacturing capacity and for relying on the export of minerals and natural resources to countries such as India and China. “My argument is that Nigeria and African countries have not been able to make the move partly because it’s so much easier to make a lot of money from rent than from production and profits,” he said. “It’s a logical thing that flows from the top: is it going to be an economy that encourages domestic production and job creation or one that encourages conspicuous consumption?”

Nigeria has a notoriously corrupt oil sector. A study in October led by the former head of Nigeria’s anti-corruption agency, Nuhu Ribadu, said the country has lost out on tens of billions of dollars in oil and gas revenues over the past decade from cut-price deals struck between multinational oil companies and government officials.
The confidential report, leaked to Reuters, said oil majors Shell, Total and Eni made bumper profits from cut-price gas, while Nigerian oil ministers handed out licences at their discretion. This, while not illegal, did not follow best practice of using open bids. Hundreds of millions of dollars in signature bonuses on those deals were also missing, it said.

Nigeria is Africa’s largest crude oil exporter, shipping more than 2m barrels per day, and has the world’s ninth-biggest gas reserves and one of its largest liquefied natural gas export terminals. But Nigeria’s elite rather than the wider population have benefited from its oil wealth.

http://investorsking.com/nigerias-top-banker-denies-wrongdoing-over-5bn-missing-funds/
BusinessRe: Who Knows About Epay Please? Have I Been Duped? by straneur(m): 7:58pm On Dec 08, 2012
Which Epay? Do you have their website? I know one epay but what website is this so I can be sure because this one can never dupe you.
BusinessRe: Has Anyone Used Flippa For Buying And Selling Domain names and websites? by straneur(m): 12:16pm On Nov 07, 2012
ngmart: which one is easy among them?
Is it domain name flipping or website flopping?
I only buy websites base on its potential. You can sell domain names
BusinessRe: Has Anyone Used Flippa For Buying And Selling Domain names and websites? by straneur(m): 11:23pm On Nov 06, 2012
ngmart: Does anyone have experience buying or selling domains and website on Flippa?
How has it worked out?
Yes, its okay
WebmastersRe: 5 Web Design Blunders Of Small Businesses by straneur(m): 3:46am On Nov 01, 2012
5k website? Please how do you plan to achieve that because I know It takes more than 5k to have a functioning website,product integration, seo friendly, timely traffic analysis, strategic development, content analysis etc. If we continue encouraging people that 5k is all they need to have a website then it will be hard to have successful Nigeria intrepreneur. Please just like we all need Jesus, you need ideas and reasonable amount to get any business started.
BusinessRe: Professor Billionaire: The Stanford Academic Who Wrote Google Its First Check by straneur(m): 1:57pm On Oct 16, 2012
Great post Sir
BusinessRe: Pls Someone Should Help On How Can I Send Money Τ̅☺ My Brother In UK by straneur(m): 11:35am On Oct 16, 2012
Go to bank, tell them you want to send money to your brother in UK. Its that simple or open a domiciliary account.
CrimeRe: Face Of One Of The UNIPORT Students Murderers by straneur(m): 10:41pm On Oct 08, 2012
OMG! And all this people were there watching when I can't even watch the video. Nigerians, it doesn’t take education to be civilized. This is wickedness
BusinessRe: Someone Should Help Me With A Proposal by straneur(m): 9:14am On Sep 14, 2012
Sure,you only need a sample right?
shawn5ng: Fellow nairalanders,
Pls can someone help me with a comprehensive proposal on any form of supply and construction that can be edited to Suite my needs.
Will be very grateful.
Shawn5ng@yahoo.com
BusinessRe: Can Anyone Open A Verified Paypal Account For Me Or Teach Me How To Do It Myself by straneur(m): 4:14pm On Sep 12, 2012
legalwealth: Now that you are talking...

Always talk comprehensively next time as I cant use all the PayPal from all the countries as I like talking practically on what I'm using Mr. established entrepreneur.
Always use your brain when doing marketing. To avoid misunderstanding
BusinessRe: Can Anyone Open A Verified Paypal Account For Me Or Teach Me How To Do It Myself by straneur(m): 12:19pm On Sep 12, 2012
Please you can operate unverified Paypal up to $1500 if you are using Malaysia. You just can't withdraw until you are verified. You can do transaction (send and received up to $1500). Don't tell me what I know because you don't know. Don't limit your understanding, you only know about UAE. Let us enlighten you. I are not a marketer, am a established entrepreneur.

legalwealth: Concerning that pal talking about $1,500,

It's obvious that he his not practical with PayPal though basing on theory and that theory he gave at the beginning is not that efficient and it's is meant to remove USA PayPal $500 monthly withdrawal into card or bank account most especially if you have a real USA bank account and you do not have card to remove the $500 Monthly limit.

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