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Politics / Re: Man Never Landed On The Moon by strangleyo: 2:00am On Aug 16, 2009
Beaf:

You are wrong! After the American flag was stolen from the site by Russian hackers, Obama came to beg Atta Mills to talk to Yar Adua about sending JTF to help. This led Medvedev to rush down in fear to Nigeria where the flag was returned at Ogbomosho. The whole thing was covered up in the Boko Haram riots and when Hilary came, the flag was restored to the space station. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

They're notorious for covering up these things. Never trust the government.

The USA just "said" they gave 800billion to the banks, but its a conspiracy, they thought if they gave 800 billion to a wealthy Nigerian prince who inherited a kingdom from his deceased chieftain father, they would receive 10 trillion in return.

But it seems the Nigerian prince vanished after the 800 billion transaction. Perhaps he is saving it for the 2011 elections.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram New Leader: "We Will Teach Nigeria A Lesson: " by strangleyo: 1:55am On Aug 16, 2009
LOl new leader? Who this clown? More fresh meat for "security forces executioners".

This ain't pakistan's gov't.

These naija gov't thieves dont Bleep around when it comes to something threatening their livelihood cash cow Nigeria.

"The dog, the cat, everybody dying, no lying." -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfawY-fkrw
Politics / Re: Man Never Landed On The Moon by strangleyo: 1:29am On Aug 16, 2009
I also think it was a government conspiracy.

It was Obasanjo who conspired with Murtala Mohammed to cover up the expedition in which they found artifacts of Igbo effigies on the moon's secret temples. The Igbos assassinated Mohammed. However Obasanjo was saved due to a secret back deal that let him become king of Nigeria, and continue his legacy by appointing Yar'Dull as his only beloved son to the Nigerian throne.

The Igbo artifacts were destroyed and the Nigerian government [b]ALLOWED [/b]the Americans to place their flag on the site.
Politics / Re: Bauchi Deputy Governor Impeached - While Meeting Yar’adua by strangleyo: 4:56pm On Aug 14, 2009
How many PDP'ers have been impeached so far?
Politics / Re: Only Military Can Conduct Free And Fair Polls In Nigeria -iwu by strangleyo: 1:46pm On Aug 14, 2009
Thats a foolish and dangerous thing to say.

If the military doesn't like the election results they can just annul them.

If Iwu is scared to do his job he should quit.
Politics / Re: Who Do You Think Should Be The man To Rule Nigeria and why? by strangleyo: 8:18pm On Aug 10, 2009
I would say a farly elected house of reps and senate.
Politics / Re: Plot To Islamize Govt: Islamic Group’s Letter To Federal Character Commission by strangleyo: 7:53pm On Aug 08, 2009
Slice nigeria into two. Let them have their side.
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by strangleyo: 9:54pm On Aug 07, 2009
We don't even need up to 500,000 soldiers to turn Libya to a Zoological garden. . . .I was just saying Nigeria can rally up a small batallion.
What do you take Nigeria for? A country of 180 million compared to that rubbish Arab country?
U forget Libyans were helped when USSR were still existing. . . .Who do you think America and all these oil-hungry countries would support?
50% of our oil revenue in their pockets for a year would make em give us the needed logistics to bombard Libya. . .We have something they want, Libya does not.

Europe will prefer an intact Libya. They don't want Africans pouring into their countries. Italy, Portugal, Spain and Austria will definitely help Libya logistically.

Organised ma foot. . . . . . .You are looking at issues from the rearview. . . .Libya had substance in the 80s. . . .Not after the Soviet Union don't longer exist. Why do you think Quadaffi has been quiet and even drifting towards the West these days. He is now on his own,
If he sneezes, he would get hurt.

Libya is the most developed country on the continent.

When the war starts, funds will filter through.

It won't. These are not robbin hood type people.

Trust the military men to quickly release the army of prisoners who are yet to be tried in the court so that absconders can replace them.
We are talking of a war here not street riots.

They will not fill up the jails with innocents. I can guarantee it. Logistically speaking it is not possible in Nigeria.

They will be snappy to HELP Nigeria again.

Not without the approval of certain key members of the security council.
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by strangleyo: 9:35pm On Aug 07, 2009
Nigeria can gather 25 million male fighters if the flags go up.

There are 25 million fit males in Nigera? Who will fight in the army? We don't have 25 million uniforms? 25 million AK 47s?Power outage will mean we can't produce them.
To pay them $1.00 a day we will go bankrupt in a week.

Which thousands? U peops under-estimate Nigeria. . . .
Maybe you should try and chat up military chaps in a bar one day. Nigeria is well-equipped to destroy any country in Africa if the need arises.

What military chaps? Nigeria can defeat crap African militaries made up of ragtag militias. It will struggle with Arabs in the north, they are more equipped and better organized. Sub Saharan armies in general are weak and ineffective at fighting well organized forces. If they weren't we wouldn't have been colonized.

There's money in Nigeria. . . . Forget what those useless politicians tell you.
Nigeria will pay whatever it costs.

I didn't say there's no money in Nigeria.

I simply said this money will not be used to pay our troops. Politicians in Nigeria would prefer we lose a war than to give up their lavish lifestyles.

Yes, we do!!!

No we do not, Nigerian prisons are already overcrowded.

How did the Nigerian troops get to Liberia, Sierra Leone and all other peace-keeping missions? On Camels or Donkeys?

Those places don't have organized air defenses. Also may I remind you the UN helped us get there.
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by strangleyo: 9:15pm On Aug 07, 2009
Libya's ground forces are nowhere near that of Nigeria. . . . .stop misinforming the public.
Nigerians have over 25 million ground units that are available should a situation arises.
The cache of armoury and weapons Libya boasts of are now obsolete. . . .90% of em won't work.
They have not bought new weapons in years cos of military sanctions against em so what are we talking about?

Nigerians have a bigger population not a bigger force. Its not the same thing.

The cache of armoury and weapons Libya boasts of are now obsolete. . . .90% of em won't work.

The same can be said for Nigeria. Our troops still use AK47s. There are far better weapons than those. Look at our airforce. We have 30-40 operational fighters. Compared to thousands for Libya.

Should it happen, Nigeria will make it compulsory for able-bodied men to serve their fatherland just like the NYSC.
Failure to do it will land people directly in jail.
USA, UK and many of the world super powers will side with Nigeria because of the Black Gold will produce.

Nigeria can't force anyone to do anything. You've seen Nigeria lately? FYI we're not raising a slave army, we have to pay conscripts. Where do you think this money will come from?

Do we have enough jails, or police officers to arrest uncompliant officers?

Assuming an army is raised, how would we get them to Libya? March them through Niger and Chad? Are you thinking? Do we have the transport vehicles to get our troops from point A to point B?
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by strangleyo: 8:41pm On Aug 07, 2009
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libyan_Army

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Nigeria

No chance boys. Our army is infinitely less equipped than Libya's. We'd get slapped around like a white woman in a small town by her drunk husband after a bottle of gin is downed.
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by strangleyo: 8:37pm On Aug 07, 2009
Libya would probably win.

They have a bigger Air fleet than we do. We can't actually get troops to Libya, it would be an air war.

Also Libya's ground forces are equal in strength to Nigeria's.

We can't really recruit more because that means we have to pay them, which subsequently means a governor doesn't get to eat or have big party, or to buy his wife a brand new mercedes benz and send his kid to school in London.

We lose.
Politics / Re: Libya To Execute 220 Nigerians By Tomorrow 8/7/09 for being illegal by strangleyo: 4:47pm On Aug 07, 2009
This would be BBC front page news.

I don't think its true, you don't just execute illegals. Not in Lybia, not in Saudi, not even in Iraq.
Politics / Re: Onovo Strips Ex-presidents, Govs, First Lady, Others Of Police Aides by strangleyo: 8:29pm On Aug 06, 2009
With all the looting past presidents and governors done can't they hire professional security? Maids? Pay kids to do their shopping for them? Shit, nigeria nigeria,
Politics / Re: William Jefferson (Atiku Abubakar's Friend) Convicted! by strangleyo: 2:32am On Aug 06, 2009
Blackman undecided angry cry
Politics / 2011: Buhari, Atiku Consider Single Northern Platform by strangleyo: 4:08pm On Aug 03, 2009
A committee set up after a meeting of prominent politicians from the North has suggested the adoption of a single platform that will serve as a rallying point for all opposition groups from that part of the country, THISDAY has learnt.
The politicians including former head of state, General Muhammadu Buhari, former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar and former governor of Sokoto, Alhaji Dalhatu Bafarawa, noted that the interests of the North would be better served under a strong and cohesive platform.
THISDAY gathered that the committee which met last week in Abuja also looked at the possibility of creating a new political party or merging existing ones capable of speaking with one voice. The meeting lasted over two hours.
According to a source who spoke under condition of anonymity, the new structure is expected to begin discussion on issues that affect the North. It is also expected to serve as a unit that can negotiate with other parts of the country on behalf of Northern Nigeria.
He said: “this single platform is expected to discuss issues that affect the North and serve as a rallying point of the Northern opposition group and a point for all negotiation with other groups in the country, ”
Furthermore, the meeting discussed how to salvage the North and how to ensure a united Northern Nigeria that can fill any political vacuum from 2011 onwards.
Another source told THISDAY that representatives of Buhari, Atiku and Bafarawa agreed that the political interests of the principals would remain in the background for the sake of salvaging the dwindling political interest of the North.
“They agreed that the idea of who shall be the presidential candidate of the new political structure should be reduced to the barest minimum and that the utmost interest of the North should be paramount,” he said.
Continuing, he said that “the meeting agreed that Buhari and Atiku had made mistakes in the past and blamed the mistakes on the political elite that do not want the unity of both leaders. The leaders on their own realised their mistakes.”
Furthermore, the political actors discussed how to carry the South along in the new political development and unanimously agreed that only a united front would challenge the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), beginning with the 2011 general election.
It was gathered that Buhari, Atiku and Bafarawa would be meeting to decide on the report of the committee.
Buhari was represented by the leader of the Buhari Organisation, Dr. Sule Hamma, while Dr. Usman Bugaje and Senator Lawan Shuaibu represented Atiku and Bafarawa respectively.

Source: http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=150526
Politics / Re: Haul Nigeria Before The International Court Of Justice ICJ by strangleyo: 4:38pm On Aug 02, 2009
Nigeria shouldn't answer to the foreigners.
Politics / Re: 1 Million March Protest Against Power Failure (phcn) In Nigeria by strangleyo: 7:32pm On Aug 01, 2009
jimga:

7point agenda

Naija political cartoons are some of the funniest.
Politics / Re: Is This Our President? by strangleyo: 2:51am On Jul 31, 2009
He should eat some pork chops
Politics / Re: Islamists To Yar’adua: We Want Total Islam - PM News by strangleyo: 2:50am On Jul 31, 2009
BOMANY:

Ask them, who killed two millions in Vietnam, Who killed over 60 millions in the Second World War? Who engaged the whole world twice in great world wars? Who killed a million civilians in Algeria? Who wiped of nations of Native Americans from Northern and Southern America to force them to convert from their religions to Christianity, tens of millions were victimized. Who wiped of the Origin Australians and later took their cheldren waya from the servived under pretext of teaching them civilization. The list is too long to contain. Abi, they are the muslims who committed all of those crimes. The perpetuators are those who lyingly split our heads of the LOVE they carry to the world. A beg, if your love is so bloody like this, what lie have you left to the Devil to say. grin grin



If the hapless Arab/Muslim regimes had the power of the Western nations we'd all still be in shackles. The arabs are far worse.

The Ottomans? Arab conquest of southern spain? The Barbary Corsairs? Don't even get me started!
Politics / Re: Please Divide Nigeria [indian And Pakistan Are Good Examples] by strangleyo: 2:42am On Jul 31, 2009
Now that he brings it up actually, a lofty ideal would be to split the North and South, but this would cause so much confusion, and perhaps warfare?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Secures Another $500m Loan World Bank! by strangleyo: 2:41am On Jul 31, 2009
Its Suppertime
Politics / Re: Nigerians, My New Favorite Africans by strangleyo: 2:39am On Jul 31, 2009
1naija? undecided
Politics / Re: Financial Times Report On Nigeria by strangleyo: 7:00pm On Jul 29, 2009
If Nigerian leaders half 1/2 brain they will read this.
Politics / Re: Do You Support The Creation Of Arewa Republic- Riot In The North by strangleyo: 5:14pm On Jul 27, 2009
bashali:

if you dont enjoy something. How does it affect you ko ma.

Then don't picture of Abuja, it won't look like that when the oil is gone.

It will look like Magidishu, just like all other northern cities.
Politics / Re: Do You Support The Creation Of Arewa Republic- Riot In The North by strangleyo: 5:08pm On Jul 27, 2009
bashali:

Biaframan look at the picture of Arewa and show me the picture of Biafra. you make me laugh. Anywhere in biafra look like this?.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/161230_2962245200038262601S600x600Q85_jpg398643ccc6681ad37818d94a34030455


Thats Abuja, 100% allocation from the south. As soon as the south is gone so is the oil.

I hope groundnut can work as a substitute as Abuja won't even be able to pay its ministers without the oil from the south.

I can't beleive you're retarded enough to have the audacity to show us a picture of a city built on the blood of the south.

stupid jackass.
Politics / 150 Now Killed In Co-ordinated Attacks In Northern Nigeria by strangleyo: 4:24pm On Jul 27, 2009
A BBC reporter has counted 100 bodies, mostly of militants, near the police headquarters in Maiduguri, Borno State, where hundreds are fleeing their homes.

Witnesses told the BBC a gun battle raged for hours in Potiskum, Yobe State and a police station was set on fire.

Some of the militants follow a preacher who campaigns against Western schools.




The corpses of civilians are scattered around the streets of Maiduguri, after being pulled from their cars and shot, eyewitnesses say.

The police and army are patrolling, firing into the air, apparently trying to clear civilians from the area.
Politics / Re: Do You Support The Creation Of Arewa Republic- Riot In The North by strangleyo: 3:26pm On Jul 27, 2009
Bye Bye Arawea, don't let the oil hit you in the ass
Politics / Re: Why Do Nigerians Hate Their Country? by strangleyo: 12:54pm On Jul 27, 2009
go to any major news source right now, and see whats happening.
Politics / JRC Gives Rilwanu Lukman's Oil Company 72-hours To Leave The Niger Delta by strangleyo: 8:55pm On Jul 26, 2009
On behalf of the Joint Revolutionary Council, comprising of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta, The Reformed Niger Delta People's Volunteer Force & The Martyr's Brigade, we hereby issue a 72 hours ultimatum to AFREN Energy Resources (owned by the Petroleum Minister of the Nigerian State, Alhaji Rilwanu Lukman) to vacate all its operations in the Niger Delta.

Rilwanu Lukman is an ungrateful man. AFREN Energy Resources must leave the Niger Delta immediately.

But for the respect and privilege we owe the late Dr Aret Adams, whose company AMNI International has dealings with the dubious AFREN Energy Resources, we would have bombed AFREN's Armada Perkasa FPSO which today sucks our oil via the Okoro Setu development field owned by AMNI International in the Eastern Obolo area of Akwa Ibom state.

We wish to commend the governors of the states of the Niger Delta who have decided to stand up and speak up for their people in spite of the pseudo-intimidating antiques of the ungrateful Northern Cabal.

In particular, we commend the Governors of Rivers State, Delta State, Cross River State and Edo State for arising to give voice to the millions of people from the Niger Delta scattered all over the world in search of a better life which can not be provided for them as a result of the despoliation of their land and resources by oil exploitation and exploration activities.

In furtherance thereof, we promise, in the event that these governors continue to speak up for the people, that we shall, prefer to deal with an Armistice Committee set up by these governors rather than work with the dubious and incompetent Amnesty Committee set-up by the De Facto president of this contraption called Nigeria.

We wish to condemn with great vehemence, the southern elements in the so-called Federal Executive Council who sat still while Rilwanu Lukman and his evil cabal read out the riot act for the reversal of the planned upgrade of the Petroleum Training Institute (PTI) in Effurun, Warri even after the Delta State government had authorised a contribution of about two hundred and fifty million naira (N250m) for the quick take off of the upgrade project.

In particular, we condemn the likes of Godsday Orubebe (Delta State), Diezani Allison-Madueke (Bayelsa State), Grace Ekpiweren (Delta State) and Odein Ajumogobia (Rivers State) who have turned out to be rubberstamps and a disgrace to the people whose interests they ought to protect by any means possible.

These people are a disgrace!

Therefore, with immediate effect, we demand the immediate recall of this bunch of incompetent stooges and rubberstamps ( Ajumogobia, Diezani Madueke, Godsday Orubebe) by the Governors of Rivers State- Rt Hon Rotimi Amaechi, Delta State - Dr Emmanuel Uduaghan and Timi Sylva of Bayelsa State to immediately recall these incompetent bunch of stooges and rubber-stamps. They are not fit to serve their people.

Also, we demand the immediate inauguration of an Armistice Committee to be set up by the Governors of Rivers, Delta, Edo and Bayelsa States.

This committee should be made up of tested and proven leaders of various endeavors and should pull together the likes of Professor Wole Soyinka, Governor Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers State, Prince Tonye Princewill of Rivers State, Adams Oshiomole of Edo State, Yinka Odumakin of the Afenifere Renewal Group, Ex-Governor Donald Duke of Cross Rivers State and. They shall in turn, work out a relationship with a third party arbiter such Kofi Anan, former secretary-general of the United Nations.

This committee will have as principal advisors, Alhaji Mujahid Dokubo-Asari and Henry Okah. These advisors will build the framework for quick peace within the remits of possibilities and eventualities.

We will not work with the Yar' Adua Amnesty Committee which was established to reward bandit elements within the ranks of the Just campaign for the redemption and emancipation of the people of the Niger Delta.


The Struggle is Unstoppable

Cynthia Whyte

Spokesperson, Joint Revolutionary Council

Source: http://www.saharareporters.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3303:jrc-gives-rilwanu-lukmans-oil-company-72-hours-to-leave-the-niger-delta&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=18

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