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TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Strawman:
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TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 10:36am On May 14, 2017
oseka101:
Just saw guardians of the galaxy vol 2 that movie awesomeness can not be fantom by mere earthlings the sense of humour is just out of this galaxy... Unlike in Dc every body is forming tough bad guy... Lol
Heeeey, I see what you did there!

https://cartoonsmix.com/thumbs/z19BLa-1-qleAFJerQdKorqO8a6_MCIX7xrFZjjx0SjDKu-an_TazRSuxfdD2eraSPAQ6w_98vmk2JdC266fZg.jpg

The comparison was unnecessary tho...
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by Strawman: 10:45pm On May 13, 2017
Japhet04 you should understand that every decision we make comes with advantages and disadvantages. Nobody forced you to be an atheist; you made that choice yourself. Accept, in this case, whatever disadvantage that comes with that choice and move on. Why complain of a problem that you opened yourself to?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by Strawman: 6:35am On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:
Pure bullying.

These guys should leave Chinedu alone,as he has not broken any international laws.

$10,000 and above, is what is required by law in any part of the world to be declared if carried by a traveler.

Of course he is a Nigerian,so fair game for bullying and harassment.
The amount is not what they're charging him for


pentals:
The KIA Spokesperson said the Nigerian failed to provide evidence from authorised Forex dealers, when he was asked to show supporting documents.
pentals:
"Currently, the suspect is in Police custody, and is expected to appear in court, to answer charges of illegal possession of foreign currency, and attempting to externalise forex. The police at KIA are appealing to the general public, to buy or exchange money, at designated foreign exchange facilities, to avoid similar incidents,” Chitonde said.
PoliticsRe: Adamu Adamu Doesn't Shake Women's Hand - Twitter User by Strawman: 11:06am On May 11, 2017
sunnysunny69:
That's his problem, American Vice President doesn't too and he's a Christian.
Because he didn't shake Hiliary Clinton that means he doesn't shake women? Or are you referring to when he said he doesn't stay alone with women when he's not with his wife? Cos I'm not understanding this your post huh
RomanceRe: If A Girl Raped A Boy And The Girl Got Pregnant Is The Boy Responsible ? by Strawman: 12:35am On May 09, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:

I THINK ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR PREGNANCY TO OCCUR IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE UNDER REAL RAPE SITUATIONS ITS BARELY POSSIBLE FOR THE MAN TO GET AN ERECTION (DUE TO STRESS AND TENSION)... UNLESS HE'S ENJOYING THE SHOWDOWN, THEN IT SHOULD NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED RAPE BUT CONSENSUAL SEX , IN WHICH IF THE WOMAN GETS PREGNANT ITS HIS GODDAMN BABY!
Please refrain from this wrong mentality. Because someone is enjoying it doesn't stop it from being rape. An erection is purely a biological response from what the girl is doing, that is very different from consent. Many girls who have been raped were wet when it was going down; biologically their body was enjoying it but that doesn't escape the fact that consent was not given and they didn't want to be raped. From a legal perspective (which should heavily be considered since rape is a crime), the elements of rape are (i) if there was penetration, (ii) lack of consent/against the victim's will, and (iii) intention to rape (obviously). Whether you eventually enjoyed it or not is immaterial.

And if you think a man cannot have an unwanted erection, that is very naïve, or ignorant. Men can have erections during fights, during sports, in the gym, by simply waking up, for no reason etc. name it. Any guy should understand.
EducationRe: Nigerian Author Includes 'Mutual Masturbation' In JSS 1 Book (Pictured) by Strawman:
What is all this nau? Do they want jss1 children to start mutually masturbating!?

I didn't even know the term 'mutual masturbation' until I was 18!


Modified: Abeg don't mind me o, for the purpose of sex ed, that information is kinda important. But sha when one boy and one girl will start looking for one empty staff room to mutually masturbate ehn... lipsrsealed

RomanceRe: Oyinbo Lady Slid Into A Guy's DM 5 Years Ago - They Married Today by Strawman: 7:05am On May 08, 2017
This is how in future, parents will be telling their kids how they met their mother on IG and Twitter. Imagine the kids now decide to check up on the mother's IG and starts seeing old twerk videos... grin
RomanceRe: Please Help On Masturbation by Strawman: 12:10am On May 05, 2017
AnthonioAlsaid:
Deceive not yourself

It shrinks your dick
Causes depression
Erectile dysfunction
Premature ejaculation
Body weakness
Nina4u:
You are so lying and are very uneducated..
@ Nina4u though you may not agree with every point the antiwankers have made, everything this man typed up here is true, though not for masturbation, but for overmasturbation instead.

I'm not going to go way into detail, but for when he said, "It shrinks your dick", someone who's beating his meat too much can easily damage the nerves and tissues down there and as a result making his dīck look smaller and unable to get as hard an erection as he normally used to.

As for depression, porn addicts develop low dopamine levels, which could cause depression, boredom, guilt, low self esteem and anxiety.

As for erectile dysfunction, basically same reason for him saying "it shrinks your dick".

For premature ejaculation, the OP pretty much handled it in his point no.4, all that he typed there is true.

For body weakness, too much wanking causes tiredness and fatigue cos you're not giving the body time to replenish itself.

Note phrases like "too much", "addicts", etc. in my explanation. OP started when he was 18 and if it's now gotten to the point when he's come online to complain then he is most likely overmasturbating.

My advice for the OP, Prudent200, dude think of all the consequences in the long run; it's not worth it at all. Don't let your body's desires completely control you. Nobody's going to come there to handcuff you or tie you in a straightjacket for you to stop; the only hope you have is yourself. It's all up to your willpower to stop this addiction.
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Strawman: 9:00am On Apr 20, 2017
Gmajor:
Guys, who will win in a hypothetical fight between the Hulk and Doomsday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8a8UJnk2HY

Winner: Doomsday. It's not official ofc but their analysis is pretty accurate in my opinion
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 8:55am On Apr 20, 2017
moneyallowed:
Doreen Green (Squirrel Girl)
Superpower: “The powers of a squirrel, the powers of a girl” (is acrobatic, strong, can fight, can talk to squirrels)
Doreen is a totally empowered fangirl. She is a natural leader—confident and tough, but not innocent. Doreen is bouncy and energetic and her greatest quality is her optimism… She has faith in others and inspires people to believe in themselves. She also takes her pet squirrel, Tippy Toe, everywhere.
Lol this description is a very huge belittlement of Squirrel Girl. If she were already in the MCU, Infinity War wouldn't need a part 2 cos she's easily handed Thanos' butt to him before, as well as many others you wouldn't imagine, no jokes grin

https://imgur.com/Wop1eRm.jpg

Well she's more of a parody or comedy character, so all those were played for laughs (but still canon tho, i.e. still officially happened). This new show should be fun tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 6:31am On Apr 10, 2017
MJBOLT:
I doubt if gao is truly immortal,same thing happened with nobu
Well they had ways of prolonging their lives to avoid permanent death. That has immortality written all over it
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 6:26am On Apr 10, 2017
MJBOLT:

How old is madam shocked gao,she claimed to have been interrogated for most of the 17th centuryhuh if she's telling the truth then she's far older than steve rodgers
You're acting as if centuries old immortals are a new thing in comic-based stories...
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 10:45am On Apr 04, 2017
MJBOLT:
that thread was created for debates this one wasn't
That thread was created for Marvel v DC debates, that discussion still doesn't fit there, and people still debate and argue here from time to time. Btw, I have already answered him; if you don't want to see the posts, just scroll through when you reach that side or report it.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 10:36am On Apr 04, 2017
MJBOLT:
take the debate to the link I put there undecided
In case you didn't see the reason why I can't take this debate over there (the reason which I posted on this same page), lemme post it again...
Me:
I don't even know if the discussion is allowed there cos Hancock is neither a DC nor Marvel character. I just hope I've answered his curiosity.
The guy brought up the topic here, so it's better I finish it on this wrong thread, than take it to another wrong thread.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 10:29am On Apr 04, 2017
MJBOLT:
https://www.nairaland.com/3338127/dc-universe-vs-marvel-character/7#55248961
I don't even know if the discussion is allowed there cos Hancock is neither a DC nor Marvel character. I just hope I've answered his curiosity.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 10:28am On Apr 04, 2017
stonemind:
I'm rooting for Hancock just try and google him and see what he can do
Lol I've watched his movie. Like I said, comic book versions of Superman will embarrass Hancock; what he's done is bigger than anything we've seen on TV, so let's use his movie versions.

Aiit so Hancock needs to be with his ex-wife before you can kill him - Superman doesn't know that. On the other hand, Hancock doesn't have kryptonite to hurt Superman. So both of their weaknesses are out of it, it will be a long fight. But mind you, Hancock hasn't faced any Superman-level threat so we can't be sure if he can handle or endure Supe's powerset long enough. Superman sha, has handled more than anything Hancock has done:

* He held his own against 2 kryptonians who were more skilled than him, and fought Zod immediately after, that's like fighting 3 Hancocks (if not 3 people more powerful than Hancock) - Man of Steel ,
* Lifted an entire island of kryptonite (his own weakness) and carried it to space after he had earlier been stabbed by the same kryptonite - Superman Returns ,
* Survived a nuke - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice ,
* and he's even time travelled - one of those early Superman movies

I just don't see Hancock winning this.

This is my analysis (which I'm not even sure this discussion is allowed here, but I hope it answers your curiosity)
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 9:30am On Apr 04, 2017
stonemind:
Bro please i need your analysis, who do you think will win between Superman vs Hancock?
Woah, This fight will be so sad and one-sided. Superman outclasses Hancock in so many ways it's not even funny. Especially if you're talking about comic book versions of Supes, but if you're talking about movie versions of Superman (Man of Steel for e.g.), Hancock can put up a good fight, but he'll still lose.

Btw, I don't know if this discussion is allowed in this thread tho...
FoodRe: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by Strawman: 9:50am On Apr 02, 2017
Joavid:
sense of humour then slavery attitude, how incoherent can someone be!

Nigerians and there overzealous attitude sha. now I can understand Ghanaians disgust when we claim Jollof rice with all arrogance like it's originally ours.

So, I've done you and some google-phobic others a huge favour.

see the difference?!
I also thought some of those Nigerians were rude/aggressive o, but I knew if I typed that, someone here would attack me lol cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: "The Fool Says In His Heart, 'There Is No God'"? Are Atheists Fools? by Strawman: 8:50am On Apr 02, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Kingebukasblog wannabe


talk about the message
So anyone who cordially advises someone to stop plagiarising is a "Kingebukasblog wannabe"? That just makes him a good example to follow grin

You've posted that stuff at least 3 times since last year, each time masquerading it as a new post just to garner 'likes'. Don't be butthurt I caught you, just take correction and make reference next time. wink
Christianity EtcRe: "The Fool Says In His Heart, 'There Is No God'"? Are Atheists Fools? by Strawman: 8:38am On Apr 02, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
Toooo Much Fallacies in that empty rhetoric Christians spill from that verse in that book of theirs


"The fool has said in his heart, 'There is no God.' They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that does good." (Psalms 14:1)

Fallacies committed:

ad hominem fallacy : An argument is discounted based on attacking the character of the person making the argument. ("He is wrong when he says there is no God, because he is a fool." )

strawman fallacy : Arguing against a position by creating a different, weaker, or irrelevant position and refuting that position instead of the original. ("There is no God" misrepresents "There isn't sufficient evidence that God exists." )

circular reasoning : The truth of the conclusion is assumed in order to justify the premises. ("The fool says there is no God, because anyone who says there is no God is a fool." )

begging the question : The argument creates a secondary proposition that is related to the primary proposition, which requires a similar argument that is missing. (The existence of God is assumed, while addressing propositions of whether God exists.)

fallacy of inconsistency : The argument is inconsistent with other arguments within the same context.
In the Christian context, Jesus commands against the invective in Psalms 14:1, warning that
"whoever says 'You fool!' shall be liable to the hell of fire" in Matthew 5:22.

special pleading : The inappropriate attribution of emotive functions to objects that do not have that capability. (Hearts are not capable of "knowing" or of feeling emotions.)

redundancy : Psalm 53 is identical to Psalm 14.

questionable premise : It is obviously not the case that all atheists do nothing but bad deeds. This premise is invalidated by a single example of an atheist doing a single charitable act.

those are the different fallacies committed by just one verse

lmao!
Whenever you copy a post from somewhere else, always make reference to the source to avoid being guilty of plagiarism. wink http://freelink.wildlink.com/fallacy.php
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Strawman: 7:41pm On Apr 01, 2017
Just for those who may still think this dude's power is "talking to fish" https://i.imgur.com/jqdOEO8.jpg
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2017
MJBOLT:
the dialogue of iron fist is terrible, it's not all that boring like Luke cage but Story wise Luke cage stomps Iron Fist
Indeed...Episode 1

Danny Rand: Who sent you!? (asking the security guy who he recognised is working for the owner of the company he just pissed off that same day).

Security Guy: Ward Meachum! (his boss...you know, the guy who normally sends him for stuff)

I was like [img]http://thatrandomilongga.files./2015/12/disappointed-meme-face-22.jpg?w=1152[/img]
EducationRe: What's The Funniest Reason You Got Kicked Out Of Class? by Strawman: 12:51pm On Mar 31, 2017
Loyalblak007:
I once got kicked out of class(high school) because of this certain perfume i was wearing.it fragranced so well and i was sure the teacher was having none of it.

what's yours?
Lol kicked out of class? You got off easy. In my secondary school, students were caned in front of assembly cos of strong perfumes; for suspicion of attempted whoring.
Christianity EtcRe: I Can Make OPEN Minded Nairaland ATHEIST Believe In Gods Existence , Try Me by Strawman: 4:54pm On Mar 29, 2017
Blogthug:
if you are open minded and understand these basic fallacies such as :
Strawman
red herring...
Blogthug:
strawman, I said Describe , please read properly
Blogthug:
listen, I don't have time for your strawman, ...
CatfishBilly:
Your definition of a god is not complete.
My default position was that it interferes, you pointed that out as a strawman.
You gotta choose one bro. Your definition of god can either interfere or doesn't interfere, it can't sit on the fence.
oaroloye:
SHALOM!

If Atheists were open-minded, we would have no trouble with them at all.

Strawman...
Jackofall:
Ur nature analogy is pure strawman.

What's the correlation between nature and the different gods we have. Common u can do better than this. cry
Blogthug:
how can an anology be a strawman? u people are wonderful here o lol
Jackofall:
[sup][/sup]Yet another strawman ...
Jackofall:
U have an endless abundance of strawman.

What is nothing? What is something?
THE NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS ME, I SWEAR I'LL...!!!

TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Strawman: 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2017
CzarRex:
Justice League Trailer is out!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cxixDgHUYw&itct=CFgQpDAYACITCJqjuKL58dICFUiAVQodsaEGTTILYzQtb3ZlcnZpZXdaGFVDam1KRE01cFJLYlVsVkl6RFlZV2I2Zw%3D%3D&gl=RU&client=mv-google&hl=en
Can't wait to see Superman...

Mehn, all the characters look so cool tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 5:10pm On Mar 24, 2017
MJBOLT:

Finn Jones says it will take a couple seasons before Danny Rand wears his classic Iron Fist costume. http:///2mpAOHr
[img]http://3.bp..com/-B0f_rLeQPpo/VgRrwWe4gKI/AAAAAAAAAm0/x9iELw816Mg/s1600/why.jpg[/img]
TV/MoviesRe: Karlkem, Uriel's Brother Comes Out As Gay (Photos) by Strawman: 10:11am On Mar 20, 2017
Abdhul:
GAY also means happy first FTC in four months cheesy and to those of you quoting me. . . come and beat me
Liked just because of Killua grin
Christianity EtcRe: Anti-christian And Anti-religious Memes!!! by Strawman: 2:15pm On Mar 16, 2017
jonbellion:
strawman
Yes?
WebmastersRe: Is It A Crime To Clone A Website? by Strawman:
A website is someone's intellectual property, as long as he originally created it. If you clone it, you are infringing on his copyright. Which is a crime; you could be forced to pay fines or be imprisoned for that.

edit:
charlsecy:
Only if it is copy-protected.
Immediately an original work is created, it is copyrighted, or as you said, "copy-ptotected".

This is from Nigerian Copyright Commission website:
The Copyright Act does not stipulate registration or any such formality as a condition for protection. Copyright subsists automatically in a work from the moment the work is created. However, as part of its statutory mandate to maintain an effective databank on authors and their works, the Nigerian Copyright Commission (NCC) has established a voluntary copyright registration scheme designed to enable authors and right owners notify the Commission of the creation and existence of a work.
cc: Alexander1370
TV/MoviesRe: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Strawman: 9:34am On Mar 07, 2017
TonySpike:
Not clear though but this is a test footage of an Aquaman scene in Justice League released by Zack Snyder yesterday. Beautiful underwater motion by Aquaman with Amazing CGI.

https://legionofleia.com/wp-content/uploads/aqua-gif-1-1.gif
https://orig10.deviantart.net/b514/f/2012/237/1/0/omg_silver____fangirl_scream__collab_owo_by_ingridvianney999-d5ce092.png
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Strawman: 9:26am On Mar 07, 2017
moneyallowed:
Deadpool 2 teaser


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ezsReZcxU
btw, check what movie's on the theatre billboard when Deadpool was changing... grin

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