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You know how many people die daily)(

Unpossible

Even without going through the two main holy books
Religion has always been a scam, a tool of mind control and an avenue for human control

steve4098:
I'm proud to be a seadogs, we are for peace

See your head like bicycle seat. Shun cultism

What do you expect, you can't give what you don't have

When you don't contribute anything to the world, you have to accept anything thrown at you

BluntTheApostle:
Depends on what you are doing on the phone.

dont mind all these civil servants dishing out bunkum

With this beautiful write up one would think Nigeria is the next el-Dorado.


Balderdash

How did I end up in this useless contraption

How did I end up in this useless contraption

Money wey we no go ever account for, by then bubu go don comot.. another southerner go bear the wahala.

God help me. I'll **** one of them soon

Lol. Using the fear tactics to hoodwink gullible member


Next

I'll wait for the updated version on Sunday night

Our USELESS rulers never disappoints

Maximus69:
Those amateur swimmers got drowned while trying to dive where the river is deep and amidst water predators!

Oshey Michael Phelps of our time. The great shark, ..baba ooo

Let me quickly search YouTube for this award winning kunle afolayan blockbuster movie

AdaoraNK:
Please jokes to the Holy Spirit is an 'expensive' one I advice you withdraw it or desist from it abeg.

Though shall not use the name of thy Lord, thy God in vain.

What will happen??

Prepping the young scammer to take over

Useless Buhari

They will produce absolutely nothing

After using oyimbo textbooks from kg1- PhD level you say you wan do local herb

Slaves, Educated slaves!

SoNature:
Thanks, OP

Someone should tell Nigerians to stop saying "I appreciate"

That NONSENSE irritates my delicate ears.

Humans are not currency that appreciates and depreciates

The right thing to say is: "I appreciate it."

I appreciate

Great Fela sang

When trouble sleeps yanga go wake am.

Wetin you find

Wahala, you dey find wahala

He also sang,

You Africans, please listen to me as Africans
And you non-Africans, listen to me with open mind

Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Suffer for world
Na your fault be that
Me I say: na your fault be that

I want you all to please take your minds
Out of this musical contraption
And put your minds into any goddamn church
Any goddamn mosque
Any goddamn Celestical
Including Seraphoom and Cheruboom

Now, we are all there now
Our minds are in those places
Here we go

Track "Fela Kuti"
on Bandsintown
Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:

You Africans, please listen to me as Africans
And you non-Africans, listen to me with open mind

Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer
Suffer for world
Na your fault be that
Me I say: na your fault be that

I want you all to please take your minds
Out of this musical contraption
And put your minds into any goddamn church
Any goddamn mosque
Any goddamn Celestical
Including Seraphoom and Cheruboom

Now, we are all there now
Our minds are in those places
Here we go

Lyrics continue below


Amen!

Suffer, suffer for world
Enjoy for Heaven
Christians go dey yab
"In Spiritum Heavinus"
Muslims go dey call
"Allahu Akbar"

Open you eye everywhere
Archbishop na miliki
Pope na enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun

[Chorus]
Archbishop dey enjoy
Pope self dey enjoy
Imam self dey enjoy
My brother wetin you say?
My brother wetin you say?

My sister wetin you go hear?
My sister wetin you go hear?

Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca

StacyO:
Oh my lol
I hardly reply pm's dear

Where should we start from?

I have an agbara of love to give you

StacyO:
Unconditional love, YES!

I have it and I can give it to you. Just tell me what to do.

Reply my PM first

StacyO:
LOVE.

just like that??

Your account number

Find your way to the lion himself

Okay.

Let me forward this to Buhari

What of pastors who make false prophecy,. Maybe we should have them banished from Nigeria.

ABI how you see am

LordReed:
Stop lying nah.

Dont mind this farmer

Orgarms like seizure

If you know you know