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fcbonsai:
very senseless post

Do I hear you say senseless!, Stupid is the right word for that post.

favoryte33:
DIS ONE NA DISEASE ABEG.

Na serious sickness ooooo

higherpower:
Can't u talk sense for once? Are u not ashamed that ashemed that Tinubu and u Father was born @a time n urs no where to be found.

Oga defender of the tinubu dynasty, why not defend with decorum and a sense of moral maturity. The person you are trying to shut up or should a say caution is actually better than you judging from your quote. You sounded so untrained and disrespectful to elders by mentioning his father, he never insulted tinubu, he rather made an assertion on what he believed him but you ended up insulting his father which I see as an attitude of an untrained child( no insult intended please). You can correct a person positively without recourse to insult. Please don't pick offense to my quoting you, i just don't like seeing an elderly person being insulted especially when it comes to ones father.

Abeg Op, na the two of them be him mama shikena. I can never leave one for the other, I do rather greet both of them while they are sited than bring out one and leave the other cos both played a major role in getting him to where he his today, hence, both are my mothers, gaskia!

iamsea:
He would not have packed out of the house for no good reason. Would not judge until i know what made him do so, cuz judging will make me sound like a fool..

Hellooooooo!!!!!, no matter what happens, marriage is for better and for worst. Am not sure its infidelity issue but whatever it is, a man who love his wife will never abandon her but will seek ways to rectify the problem not leaving home like a lunatic. This account for why I love the IBO people and their marriage list. You have to think properly and be convinced within your self that you are ready to ride the boat with your partner be it sinking or not till the end before embarking on the journey, cos no sane man will spend close to half a million before marrying a woman that will treat her anyhow, I guess the items in the list is to let the man know that marriage is an expensive and life long commitment hence the long list being issue in most Igbo land to the would be spouse. So the man have no moral justification to abandon his family. May God resuscitate and restore every shattered marriages for the sake of our children and his kingdom, amen.

SamuelAnyawu:
Message to All...

Getting married isn't an issue, But staying married is the real koko...

Atimes both parties just have to endure to make things work

Honestly it isn't easy, no wonder some people choose this baby mama of a thing, may God help marriages, amen.

Beremx:
....and who's gonna be the vice presidential candidate?

Huh, what about Chidoka the ex road safety guy, don't you think that guy is kind of ok?

lastpage:
Dont put Fuel inside the Vehicles Boot!
Always have a "working and unexpired" Fire Extinguisher in your vehicle.
Sorry for the loss Bro.


Lastpage!

So please, where should we put the fuel?

misscall247:
SPEED KILLS but thy will Neva listen

Please what has speed got to do with a car going up in flames, further explanation will be appreciated. Thanks

Mjshexy:
Yea love i understood the story clearly, but even at that if the husband didn't allow his selfish nature drive him out to cheat on his wife there won't be need for wifey to go after the said side chick and this won't stop there because her hubby will still go out looking for another lady because he obviously doesn't regard his wife. My issue here is that she should have thrashed the issue out with hubby first b4 attacking the lady in question. Ladies shouldn't be d ones always at the receiving end first, tho in this story d chick deserved it sha. Thanks dearie

you are welcome ore. Take care and please don't cheat on your partner.

Mjshexy:
Ladies will always be at the receiving end, why didn't she go fight her hubby with her gang of friends & naked him instead. Silly things

Ore, read the story well, that stupid cook is an ingrate and a betrayal and deserves to be treated as such. Am sure if it were to be somebody unknown to the wife, the way she would have handled the situation might be different but not someone your mother assisted in securing a job in your Hubby's company now turn to date your hubby, mehn, God forbid it be me, cos she will serve as a deterrent to other ladies out there with the damages that would be done to her and as for the man, his death will be slow and steady.

OK naw, thank u fani werepe, hence, anybody wey quote me any how now is #poppycock. Hahahahaha, Nigerian politicians with their grammar, abeg, make una tell obaghiegbe say I dey miss him grammar too oooo

Csami:
If it takes a year to prepare a budget, I think we're fvcked!

Habaa! Mbanuu!!, this is just the beginning, have u forgotten how long it took him to get this angelic ministers from Heaven? In my honest view, I think the president should be impeached, this his method or style of governance doesn't fit into our Nigeria democracy, he should go back to his animal husbandry please.

Abeg, my own be say make the grandpa consider him health ooooo. At his age, he should be resting and not globtrotting every country that ping him for a visit. Grandpa should consider his health please, cos I don't know what he is trying to prove, I thought the world is now a global village, must he visit the country before any mutual agreement could occur? Grandpa should please, stay at home as the president we elected and solve the many problems facing us as a nation, does it mean, oga jona destroyed every relationship Nigeria had with all these countries that warrant grandpa travelling almost every week all in the name of solidifying Nigeria's relationship with this countries. A beg, I don tire to dey write becos the poverty for the country naw no gree person reason well again let alone to dey write well. Grandpa, consider your health oooooo before people go blame opposition if anything happen to u, I don talk finish..

Abeg, make una carry this una scary cancer matter commot, cos the sickness no b d thing wey person dey pray for him enemy, let alone friends. Though, I am not countering Ops suggestions or his own believe of what cancer is, Infact, I will advice we all take heed to living a healthy life style but I just don't like hearing the name cancer. It gets me so so scared haven heard/seen people died of it even after spending millions, Infact, Hiv sef never scare me like cancer matter. Oh God! please and please, I beg u Lord in the name of your son Jesus Christ, to please and please again, remove every thing in my life, my husband's stroke children's life, parents stroke siblings life, Infact, in the life of any body related to me, friends and everyone known to me, anything that will result to this deadly and wealth liquidacious sickness called cancer, in the name of Jesus, Amen. Some say they have cancer cells already in their body, but I say, capital Nooo to it cos my body is the temple of God and in God's temple, no strange sicknesses or infirmities can Lodge in there. Cancer sickness or whatever it is called, will never spring up in my life and that of my lovely family, relations and friends life in Jesus name, Amen. I am a believer of the Holy Bible, and my bible says that life and death are in the tongue. I therefore confess with my mouth and the power in the tongue that cancer is not for me and my family members, friends and every one known and unknown to me in Jesus name, Amen. #getbehindmecancer. Please pardon any grammatical error sighted typing rushly to jet out from the thread.

Bigprozzie:
This is what happens when immigrants transported by Ekene Dili Chukwu keep coming to a small state like Lagos.

They come penniless and end up living in horrible conditions like those shown on this thread.

It is time that these immigrants start ensuring that they develop their own villages, towns and cities so that it can become habitable.

To be fair, I dont think these immigrants care, they have it better living in squalor in Lekki than living in their horrible land across the east

Judging from this writer, suffice me to say that some people are just born to hate and cause bridge of peace to collapse wherever they found themselves.

Thank you Senator Bruce for being honest here and let me use this opportunity to make case for one papa T, in person of Mr Timothy Dike who retired from the military in Lagos since 2006, since then, have not being receiving his pension, only his gratuity was paid to him. I am begging who so ever in charge of the military pension board in Abuja and Lagos, to please release our dear papa T's pension document and money, the old man have suffered enough (una dey wait make him die first), I am begging the army to please and please release Mr Ts pension.
Back to Murray Bruce, if it cost more than the minimum wage to maintain a dog in the govt house, then human(civil servants), deserves much more. Thank you for speaking the truth.

Pidggin:
Sorry for what happened but not all maids are bad, try and get one from Cross river/Akwa Ibom they are the best.

Please come again!!! what did you just say? Akwaibom or what? I cough and laugh in Swahili.

chukel:
The rate at which cars are stolen in asaba and warri is alarming.

My friend na only car? Dem dey break people shop dey steal their clothes join. Those boys are terrible, may GOD save us from their hands this yuletide period.

PLANETMARS:
D next picture u go share na with am for jail! I rep change I rep apc

Dont tell me you are jealous of that infectious smile.

evlyn:
Guy you get mind oh...na im be say you don set your future since childhood just like fireforfire



click like if you came to check names

My sister I came to see face sef no be only name.

oatzeal:
Controversial South African pastor who makes his congregation eat snakes, beaten, his church burnt down

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Controversial South African pastor, Penuel Mnguni, of the End Time Disciples Ministries was beaten up by some angry South African youths in Mmakaunyane Village in the North Western part of South Africa last week Sunday November 15th. During the attack, the youths burnt down his church and tied him and a member of his church up with rope.

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Penuel, who is known for engaging in strange practices such as asking his congregation to eat grass, strip naked and swallow live snakes, had been lying low for sometime after a mob led by South African vigilante group, the Economic Freedom Fighters, burnt his church at Soshanguve in Tshwane. He had tried setting up his church again inside a bush in Mmakaunyane community but was caught.

The tent of his church was burnt down by the angry youths while he and some of his church members were beaten and tied up. Police officers fortunately came to their rescue.

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Resident Johanna Baloyi said the pastor and his congregation were not allowed in their area. “How can a person eat a rat and claim it tastes like chocolate? That’s evil!” A church member who was protecting her pastor said they have the right to attend any church they wanted. She said the rats have healed and saved them from suffering.

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SOURCE: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/11/see-photos-controversial-sa-pastor-who.html

God bless South African youth. Every altar that is not of God must be destroy. Thumbs up guys

pedrilo:
i know wen dem release u from yaba, but who come cook dis fresh crase giv u chop again?

Please, if u can't express your self constructively without recourse to insults, never try quoting me again, please. Thank you.

Cutehector:
If na man do dis one nau, d silly ladies in nairaland will say men are wicked..

Do not try the fury of a jealous and angry woman. Y the husband sef go dey cheat? All this girls wey no go ask questions before dem go dey follow any man wey say hello baby, una c wetin una make iya Deborah do because her husband dey carry money give una. Doooooo baba Deborah no vex u hear, next time make u sef no dey cheat on iya Deborah again.

jollanson:
Amen....but not too worry, u'll get a nice, caring n better husband.
Dats "if ".
Shey u code

Amen....but not too worry, u'll get a nice, caring n better husband.
Dats "if ".
Shey u code

Abeg finish am, I no code anything

Ndlistic:
The veteran actor and actress are celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary today .

Joke Silva shared a photo with their sons and wrote And it has loaded..30 years ago on 16th November 1985 we said "I Do". It is a day of thanks To our Heavenly Father for all those who made those 30 years doable..my late mum and dad. Chief Afolabi Silva and Dr (Mrs) Abimbola Silva. They both tried to be fair...but mum was most times in Olus corner and Dad leant towards mine��My late sisters in law mama Shomolu and mummy Ibadan. ..my late brothers in law Papa London and Papa Fermi. ..all of them so protective of me��God in his wisdom has called you home. Your blessing will not decrease. We miss you all.My sisters Bisi Silva and Toyin Olawoye...nudging us to get married those many years ago...Sister Buki& Uncle Laolu Akintobi ..Bunmi Tejumola Faith Eboigbe my warriors...Chisom Ezoke daughter sister friend... Sinmi Adesanya supporters no matter what������...Moji Olagbegi pastor in the house ����Bunmi and SojiOyinsan besto of life you never held your punches from either of us and made sure we made it work..������..Lola Fani-Kayode there from the beginning...taking me by the scruff of the neck and shaking me until I found my way back to my Lord Jesus..����..Thank you. Our Son's Olusoji and Olugbenga our Jewels God bless you. May you both find bone of your bones�� and in the words of my favourite hymn at the moment "Oh God beyond all Praising..."We thank you for these 30 years. May only death do us part and may our love in all its ramifications waxstronger. Thank you all for the good wishes and prayers. God bless you.

Source :https://instagram.com/p/-H59KPvogo/

Oh lord!, please in your mercy, make my home sweeter than this couples own and let no soul, living or dead put asunder in it, till death do us part, make una join me say Amen ooooo ooooo. Congrats old jacobs! More love and everlasting peace cum joy, remains with your family, Amen .

20pounds:
As soon as Linda is married to me, I shall send this boy back to the village or wherever he comes from. He can't be wasting my wife's money like this. He should go and make his own money...or look for a rich woman and marry too.

Awon goons mi go dey hail me "Oko Li--inda."

My reply: "haaa...boys mi filee joor!"

Abeg, bros wake up, day don break.

ogeoflyf:
Hian! who insult done help

No insult intended please, just an expression of how I see his request.

jollanson:
You are right,.....to add to it; they tend to get better husband ( well to do young men).

U r right u know, while good girls like us get angry men as husband's. Lord have mercy!

finebouy1:
Hello ndlers,
I'm here in search of a descent and responsible lady with class for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage if things go well with us...I prefer my woman to be tall and a bit light skinned with nice shape to match..and above all she must b God fearing and a born again Christian
As for me,am doing just fine..am self employed and a graduate of uniben
Any serious lady out there shld pm me sharply
Nb:av been a passive member of inland for a couple of yrs now..only opened a new acct for security purpose

U no dey shame? So u can't win a lady's heart in the whole of that your civility? Coming to advertise for a woman here in Nairaland depicts u as a weakling who have no gut to win a ladies heart. If u are doing just fine as u claimed, then, go out there and look for a lady to marry and not come here to make me feel u are doing Nairaland ladies a favour, smhhhhhhhhhhhhh. #Myopinionthough.

Agathabishen:
Good day house, I have a younger sister who is almost 17yrs. She gave birth to a baby boy june last year, the boy that inpregnated her denied the pregnancy but we rallied around her as a family and bought everything she need and also take care of her and the baby. But just some months after she gave birth she always argue and exchange words with my mum. She will always carry the baby to the baby daddy & stay till around 10pm. She doesn't want to help my mum in the house, I am a poultry farmer & she always steals egg from my farm & takes it to her baby daddy‘s mum. She disrespects me, my mum & my elder brother always. I have alot of dreams for my sister & i wanted her to have a good future but she is already a drop out. Now my mother wants to send her out of the house but i still want her to make good use of her life but she doesn't see it that way.

House what can i do to put her back on track? Thanks

Y are you this bothered about a child who doesn't want to help her self, i know she is your sister but then, please give her the space she want . Abeg, relax and let her be. Let your mum send her out of the house since she certainly don't want to be useful to her self and those around her. Leave her, she wants to learn in the hard way, when her eyes clears she will return like the prodigal son. Don't beg her or try to interfere in her matter again, in fact let her go and meet the so called baby daddy wey dey rigmaro her head smhhhhhhhhh, by the time she receive one slap from the guy her head go correct.

ziccoit:
Fayose is only publicly displaying his foolery. He is an executive governor of a state who is only popular for going round the street buying pepper , ewedu and roasted meats. I don't know where in a sane society such a figure would be more popular in news for street scavenging than projects commissioning. I am yet to read a news about Fayose commissioning a people oriented project and the guy has spent over a year in government.

So u prefer those governors that goes with hundred entourage just to stroll around their vicinity, or you prefer he visits shoprite while the small business owners wait for their kind to buy from them. What is so so special in being a Governor? Are they not human like us? If u and i can patronise a road side corn seller what stop any other person from doing same, be him a governor or a minister. Fayose has adopted his own style of relating with the people he is governing and that is his own business. I don't think he is goofing around as some will say, if it is so, am sure there is apc in ekiti and that should be their job, to bring him on his toes. #letfayosebe