₦airaland Forum

babysophie:
weda e fall or stand d nipples n flesh still remain. Na nipple una dey suck na

Na she sabi.

okooloyun1:
The man dey take style to sample that babe's bosom.

Blossom wey don fall finish......sm

Oblongatarh:
I can swear with my life that if Okorocha had given this pastor 1Million naira and above he would have collected it and showered him with praises. He is just blabbing and saying all the trash because he feels 200k from a governor is too small.

First and foremost, d money is an insult to the church, secondly, it makes d church look like a beggar, as in according to d Yoruba's "aje gba, ma pami" type. It seems this governor hates imolites so much and he is consciously putting them through these hardship. Okoroausa (according to my people in nairaland here), pay the poor civil servant oooooo, so that there will be enough food in the lords house, before God anger go land for your head.

4bobo:
I THINK THE GUY WAS BATTLING WITH KIDNEY FAILURE BEFORE. SHE SHOULD JUST FORGET AND MOVE ON INSTEAD OF ATTACHING EMOTIONAL TRAUMA FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU CANT CONTROL.
PEOPLE MISQUOTING MY STAND SHOULD UNDERSTAND ME BETTER
IT HAS HAPPENED, SO VERY PAINFUL. I REALLY MISSED THE GUY, BUT SHE MUST MOVE ON. SHE MUST NOT ALLOW SUCH THINGS TO WEIGH HER DOWN BEING A WOMAN. SHE MIGHT INJURE HER SELF EMOTIONALLY AND NOT REALLY GOOD FOR HER HEALTH ALSO.IF SHE KEPT NURSING THE PAIN LIKE THIS. IT IS PAINFUL FROM HER TONE BUT SHE MUST BE STRONG FOR NOW, UNLESS DEPRESSION WILL SET IN , AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CAN LEAD TO.
SOMEONE SAID BECAUSE I DIDNT LOSE CLOSE ONE, THAT IS WHY I TYPED LIKE THAT. I HAVE HAD SIMILAR EXPERIENCE LOOSING BOTH PARENTS AND A BROTHER WITHIN FEW MONTHS INTERVAL. MY MUM CASE WAS EVEN WORSE, IN THE HOSPITALS WE WENT THROUGH. I KNEW WHAT I WENT THROUGH. I WAS SUICIDAL AND NEARLY DIE OF HBP BEING A TEENAGER THEN, SERIOUSLY DEPRESSED AND NEARLY RAN MAD. THEN I GAINED ADMISSION THEN TO UNIVERSITY AND GOD TOOK CONTROL.
CAN I CHANGE THE PAST....NO
CAN I MOVE ON..... YES
.....GET MY POINT.

OK oooo, but someone need to teach all this I don't care Nigerian doctors some bitter lessons u kno.

duduade:
most of the doctors that are been churned out of the universities are blockheads... thats a fact we all know. Fidgeting people. No confidence and na so they go dey pose up and down..

U r absolutely correct my dear. Dem go dey do shakara like to say others wey go university go there go play. Disrespectful set of people, lacking in confidence. Smhhhhhhhhh

Kachisbarbie:
Has he been like this? (Yes) alright then...
Well, decline in libido after kids is very normal. It doesn't always mean anyone is cheating or not well kept_ it just happens.
He could also be having issues at work, extended family...etc. Make him confide in you. Have some couple day out, lunch/dinners. It rekindles connection.

For the sex: Take the bull by the horn. Take a shower, put kiddies to bed and spray a nice cologne. You may have to change formation, we all get bored with man ontop- woman under shii. Maybe he hasn't been sexed in a way that resets his brain.

Learn to play with his D like it's a toy, that would start sending messages across first. Then, sit on him sweerie, that's after making sure you have gotten his 'maximum/minimum' attention. Make the D slide in, then ride him till he forgets his state of origin.
If the D is that type that is like a hilux's stick shift, please support yourself by the knees.

OR: if he is ontop, try to wiggle_ like you're belly dancing hah?
Touch him, run fingers down his spine and nibble on his ears. Enjoy that shii... even if he doesn't want to.

Above all, talk to him. Communication in marriage is 2way, teach him to enjoy sex and companionship, be patient with him. If he has to sleep in the bath tub, make him realise you would sleep there too.

Nna men u don make dis thing dey hungry me nowwww, chei. Huh, I wade it off, I refuse to b wet.

Buuhahahahaha! Ole lo mo ole. Na thief dey know thief. U cheated on your main girlfriend because of your uncontrolled sexual hyperativism, now, u r scared of being cheated on, buuhahahahahahahahahah, good for uuuuuuuuu. Next time, u will put your sexual activism under check. Buhahahahahahahahahah!

jmoore:
No sex till I marry. Prostate cancer can go to hell!

Thanks dear, for standing by your believe.

darlenese:
Congrattts

But 2m is too small

Abeg, wetin dem do for there wey make 2m small?

Hey! wey my brother sunkanmi, abeg come go proposed to this lady, na her type we need for our familyyyyyy abeg.

kingsolex:
then I am a Nigerian a Yoruba by tribe come rain, come sun I will not be a subject of ridicule, to either Hausa, Igbo or sell out Yorubas like you.

Now I know ur age. Goodnite

kingsolex:
proudly omo ile, don't let no body call u and ur forefathers cowards. keep smiling am sure ur family will be proud of how well u are defending ur culture.

Leave the people that call each other cowards to settle their cowardness. I will only advice u don't bring it to a forum like this please. My love for peace supersede any other thing in life. I am not interested in tribes, am purely a nigerian lady of peace, b u hausa, ibo or yoruba, i dont care, in as much as u have not given me a reason to question ur person, hence, I speak and understand both dialect fluently. Let peace reign bro, cos with peace, the earth can be ones paradise!

kingsolex:
the day Igbo learn to stop calling Yoruba names then we can seat on a round table nd if really u are a yoruba I doubt it cause u are a sell out defending people who will never see good in u. also for the war let it come u can hide under ur IBO husband arms I don't give a rat arse.

Broda mii, e Jo e chenji ooooo, huh!, asiko APC re ooooo. Chenji la ye so o ba yii oo.

kingsolex:
then let the quoting begin omale jatijati.

Yeeeeee! Odu oooooo, broda agbaya, daleru daleru. Oya shoki eh, shoki. Shame to u, destroyer of peace, next time do tink properly before typing. Let me just pet u small, u know I don't like quarreling on line, oya ema binu broda mi se e gbo. Broda mi to o fine, eyin na ema ma ko buru ede bayen, mi o nii efe sii rara se e gbo. Ema binu.

ernesty20:
this is why yorubas are brainless and foolish... The thread is all about el-rufai and his appointments and u are here talking about the igbos... Silly id.iot

Habaaaa! My brother, no let this guy make u commit generalisation sin. Na d guy make u attack direct because not all Yoruba's are like him. Him own kain of Yoruba dey different from my friend modinat own abeg. Make u attack am direct u hear, so that next time, him go tink well before e type.

kingsolex:
yawns u suck go get a life.

I think u need to get a living, smmmmhhhh.

kingsolex:
don't quote me again silly child.

I think u r the silly child here. We will continue to quote u, until u refrain from trying to create e-ethnic crisis.

asha80:
what has this got to do with this thread? Do you want to be noticed or are you plain stupid?

Please my friend, ask him again. U know, it seems some people are just born to create crisis where there is none smmmmmhhhhhhh.

Abeg, how the topic take relate to the spit wey u just vomit now?. O ma ga oooo, e de ba mi fi awon IBO yii nle nitori olorun ejoooooo,haaa, kilode gan naa. Today IBO's tomorrow IBO's, wat exactly have these people done to deserve all this name calling. Have u forgotten that some Yoruba's are married to some Igbo ladies? Na una sabi, if war start now, I dey sure say this our generation no get strength like that of olden days people wey survive the civil war, so I will advice that people should refrain from bringing ethnic misunderstanding to a forum like this. May God help my dear country, Nigeria.

kingsolex:
I am proudly omo odua from osun but I am presently
living in the north,
An average Igbo being is arrogant, full of empty pride and
ego but as a psychologist I understand and live with
them but respond with fire when they cross my red line.
to be honest the eze ndi-igbo messed up in akure
incidence instead of him to respect the oba and lay low
for a while and pull strings while at it, he decided to turn
the deji of akure's levity to stupidity and the youths
decided to protect their culture/heritage their tradition
but instead of e-igbo warriors to correct their brothers
they seem to have deliberately, blindly toed the eze's
path.
The fact that you spit on a Yoruba man 7 times and he
did not react does not mean he is weak, we are peace
loving people but I can promise you one thing fear is not
in our dictionary but my Igbo brothers will see every calm
reaction as trait of weakness that's a wrong notion.
secondly the Igbo community pounced so hard on oba
akiolu during the last election I keenly followed and even
apologised on behalf of the oba, its not cause we are
weak it cause we are peaceful in nature need I remind
you no Yoruba man living and working in Onitsha will
insult the obi of Onitsha and go scot free but you Igbos
have such leverage why try to use it against us in Yoruba
land??
now the akure youths having observed you people are
rude kids that needs to be flogged to their right senses
you Igbos now play victims,
please to avoid another flogging... respect the Yoruba
culture, obas and laws then you will have nothing to
worry about,
cause now the igbos are painting a bad picture of them
on Yoruba minds. don't let other Yoruba's react ohh.
just an advice. God bless Nigeria.

ernesty20:
Aahahahahah nigeria jaga jaga

My brother, abeg permit me mak I complete the song for you" every thing scatter scatter, gbosa! gbosa!". No worry we no go hear gun shot of war again, amen. This administration of 5% na waooooo, everyone following his/her masters footsteps.

ricsman:
must Adam's wife be anywhere he is. don't she have her own schedules

I tire oooo, my fellow Nl. This her follow follow don too much. Abi Edo state no get commissioner for women affairs make them put her through her job. This her my husband my husband waka about don dey too much abeg. No hatred cum jealousy, just expressing my observation.

Kingblingz:
FOO!ish Monkey you that has worth did u have 2 quote me?

Buuuhahahahahaha! This una fight dey man me laugh, buhahahaha hooooooo

Oh God of mercy! Where are thou? Have mercy on me and bless me with enough money like u did for linda ikeji, for me to take care of my loved ones and to help those u might direct to me for help, I beg u lord, do it any how u want to for me but please do not forget that I ask for money and other blessings that follows, amen.

sonofananimal:
at your age you still don't know what you want

You want independent woman and still confused.

MARRIED a mad woman then

What such of RUBBISH is this!

Honestly speaking my friend, I dislike guys likelike this op with passion.

sugah:
Typical female response. Emotional and sentimental.

Finances are a major problem in marriages my dear..many people go into marriage without thinking of their financial state because they think 'love conquers all', 3 years down the line when hunger has thrown the love out of the window the marriage ends in a divorce.

So let lookingbouy be a 'man' trying to make an all round decision for the future.

Which kain finance b major problem for marriage? Isn't it d responsibility of d man to take care of his family? Yes, d woman should try to contribute to the growth of d family but it isn't her responsibility to cater for d family with her money, rather she can only support when there is need for it.

lookingbuoy:
I have a little problem and need some advice on it:

I've got a girl I like. We met at nysc and got along really good. Even today i still remember the first day i saw her. She studied psychology and even though I'm an engineer we could relate and talk a lot about her subject, as I read a lot and kinda have read much on psychology. After nysc we still kept in touch and continued to talk even though i never asked her out formally. Soon i got a job away from her. Our talking continued on phone.

While out of Nigeria on training, I met another lady. She's just as pretty as the other one, but has a great job and is a confident woman. The other girl is still searching for a job; and her psychology degree is no help. I have a great job myself and i earn seven digits in naira per month. The new girl also works with an oil form and earns very well. We have got along these past few months and I really have fun talking to her and hanging out.

I have always wanted an independent woman as a wife, a woman who can stand by herself and who has prospects for a huge career. I'm career-minded myself. But now, I'm really confused who to plan my life with and settle down with as a partner: this independent lady who I believe I like or the other unemployed lady who I seem to have a more relaxed, longer friendship with.

Note: I've not asked any of them out formally. Please help.

Men sef with their tight hand. U don't want to spend on a woman hence ur search for an independent woman, smmhhhhh. Who told u that there is a permanent condition in life? Huh, u better pray to God to give u a good wife, rather than using career whatever as your yardstick. Career ko, career nii, by d way, are u not meant to take care of ur wife? What happens to the children when both of u want to start ur family on career level. Can't u set up ur wife in any business of her choice so as to create time for the children? Think deeply.

FOLYKAZE:
Greatest Loser of life.

I thought you were one of those that called APC Northerner party and adopted PDP? The same PDP is dishing out Presidency to the North which you love to hate.

I guess you guys have lost hope even with your reginional AGPA and have resolved to seccessionism. PDP don chop dem, shiit on their head and use them clean yansh. You can go and create your Biafra.

Oh God of mercy, I pray u grant this guy ur spirit of unity as it is in trinity.

Yes oooo, Mr fayose the nigga

20pounds:
The only thing I took from the Ministerial screening is that most of our senators are daft! 99.6% of them are.

U r absolutely correct!. Its quite obvious that they are all ignorant of so many things. The scenario created by fashola screening depicts that of a lecturer lecturing the students, but in this case fashola became the lecturer while the senators are d learner. Their ignorance is so ominiminous that u will baffle at the silence at which they all steer at fash. Na dem sabi my dear cos nothing wey I fit do.

How I wish u guys can stay longer in this your youth service wahala, at least mak una still dey collect the 19500. Dis one wey una pass out so, na to add to d number of the unemployed people wey govt self no no as he go take do dem. Anyway, I congratulate una becos person wey go sale market must surely close go house. Make una no vex for my comment na dis unemployment wahala naim tire me. See how much wey private school dey pay graduate? Una allowee better pass am self. May God help una as una pass out to join baba bubu list of unemployed youth for naija. May God helep una ooooooo

LordOfTheWeed:
Your husband looks handsome

Hahahahaha! Nairalanders, una no dey see cover mouth?

CARLOSZ:
Lemme reserve my comments.

Hahahahaha! U better reserve it ooooo, before u go spoil person joy.