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bin gbagbo:
I DONT know wat is wrong with ya mind jackpot!!!

you type anything that precipitate enter ya head!

and dem never go ban you!

shittz!!!

well i dont think tis a bad idea

infact i commend the National Assembly on dis One

habba!
Why man go sleep with man when God don already create woman to satisfy man



*No Offence*

Mikuz i know sey na your life savings u take buy dat watch

They watch am u hear? tis allowed

I vote mikuz for eviction . . the guy is too jealous

Ore mi to'dun u dey feel me?

you're welcome love. . . God bless

Happy weekend my people

I dey greet una o

waving at jackpot from afar

Exits Thread

What are u saying?

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say

Stop wasting yo time trying to get my attention

am too bizzy to chat u up cant u see?

Abi your cross eye no dey receive network from your brain?

bright007:
**replying fools is preoccupation of idiots**I cannot descend so low as to reply idiots**IGNORES/SNOB them intentionally*

Stop hating and show some love. . . Will ya?

mykali:
aaah . . .i remember when i used to grace these parts with my astounding humour and rib cracking jokes.
but alas. . .those days are beyond me. those were the days when i was still a kid, finding my worth in this world. between the years of 2008 - 2009
before most of y'all even knew nairaland existed.

studio was here then . . .he's an elder here. i wonder why he has refused to migrate or retire like the rest of us.
but i hav come to realize that he has a passion for this place, bringing humor into the hearts of many Nigerians, reducing our suffering and adding more 'smiling'

so for this reason . . .i nominate Studio53, as we used to know him then.

i have always marveled at the level of 'bad mouth' that could come out of this guy
and he hasnt changed at all.

Thank u and God Bless Myk

thank you

bright007:
Now this is d funniest thread alive in jokes section courtesy of Bright,jackpot $ mikuz.we bring out d joke in � jokeless studio.

bright007:
Now this is d funniest thread alive in jokes section courtesy of Bright,jackpot $ mikuz.we bring out d joke in � jokeless studio.

thread hijackers. . .

U guys could only hijack my thread but cant hijack the ballot box

i'm strongly behind u bin gbagbo. . U deserve the award

Protect me from the hands of my enemies Oh Lord

Arrest Jackpot a.k.a bright and mikuz for me so they dont send Assasins to kidnap or eliminate me oh lord.

Olboy
studio don get enemy

hehehehe

I go get back at u guys later

Jackpot, why your camp dey always shiver each time someone nominates me?

Tis not a do or die affair sir.
and like i said, i just might step down for you if dat would make u happy. . .
Dats the only thing i knw how to do best (MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY)

clemcykul:
i nominate studioo,

Thanks Sweetie

I appreciate

Jackpot
No i ain't scared of defeat cuz me and u no dey drag, fight or contest over anything bro. . . Na u just dey attack me for something i know nothing about

Dont hate me plz
dis is jokes section

brooqee love. . . Why u dey follow them dey envy me na

booqee:
I've not read dis before. Still funny tho

dont mind them love. . . I no get time na

ARareGem:
^^ Lol. E be like so.

Lol
sweety, Me no go kill myself na
see as dis guys dey follow me every corner i go. . . I no wan lose my head cuz wife and pikin dey house

kneels down and start praying to God for protection

for millions shall fall on my left hand and billions on my right hand . . Non shall harm me cuz he dat is in me is much more greater dan he dat is in the world

i dey laugh o

maybe i go need to step down make dis guyys wey carry the pure water award for head no chop me raw

ARareGem:
It's all of you!

This best-joker nomination/award is doing more damage to this section.

Jackpot a.k.a bright and mikuz should stop fighting me cuz of dat damn award

some of dis people wyning u no go fy around to vote u when the time comes

Trouble Maker

Little wonder u are have problem with your marriage

i've never heard anything good or remotely funny from u before

change style

and please dont get it twisted boss, i still remain loyal to your humble self

STOP LISTENING TO LADY
GAGA! My priceless friends
be
aware! Romans 12:2 The
Song
"Alejandro" by Lady Gaga.
Very subtly the devil sneaks
, , into our lives to steal
and
destroy souls! .We don't
even
realize that just by singing
the
lyrics of a seemingly
'innocent' song with a nice
tune, we open the door
wider
for his evil spirit!! '
Alejandro'
means: man's defender and
protector' (GOD). 'Fernando'
means: ardent for peace
(JESUS). 'Roberto' means:
bright or shiningly framed
(HOLY SPIRIT). 'Babe' is the
same as 'child' Now the
lyrics
again: "Don't call my name;
don't call my name,
Alejandro
(GOD). I'm not your child,
I'm
not your child, Fernando
(JESUS). Don't call my name;
don't call my name, Roberto
(HOLY SPIRIT) Alejandro;
Alejandro (GOD), Just let me
go." People, please stop
listening to Lady Gaga! Real
name Stefani Joanne
Angelina Germanotta. She
sold her soul to the devil for
fame and fortune, suddenly
having 8 million followers
on
Twitter; top selling artist,
and
the top winner at the
Grammys. This is clearly the
devil at work! Remember
the
images with her inside the
egg carried on a cross?
Hatching from an egg
signifies the cold blooded
rebirth. Implanted horns on
her shoulders and cheek
bone
indicating the transformed
BRIDE OF SATAN! (Save a
soul
and pass this on) I received
it,
and I've passed it on. The
blood is off my shoulder,
I'm
a CHILD OF GOD if you are
then
I guess you do the same.
We
have to be so very careful of
what lyrics we
listen.

A 5 year old boy said to his mother, do all angels fly? Yes dear replied his mum. Why do you ask? Well yesterday while you were at the salon, dad called our new house girl an angel. Will she fly too? Yes dear replied his mum. She will fly back to her village tomorrow and never come back.